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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
72
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Posted - 2017.05.05 07:06:20 -
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Short Bus Mercenaries. is accepting contracts.
We operate out of Gallente space, and specialize in focused aggression.
* Evictions of industrial alliances in competition of local resources
* Supplemental DPS/Logistics for war time fleet ops
* PVP/Doctrine/Strategies consultations
* Asset logistics to mitigate war time losses
* Focused war target hunting regardless of region or system security level
* The best local chat pvp money can buy
For pricing information, please contact Julius Maagnus in game via evemail, or convo.
*Disclaimer: Short Bus Mercenaries. is not taking contracts for citadels or online POS's. Offline sticks and Customs Office contracts may be negotiated at the discretion of SBM. SBM. conducts guerilla style operations, and as such, will take no interest in fleet on fleet warfare. For any services that cannot be provided by SBM., references to one or more professional, and capable organizations will be provided.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
2018
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Posted - 2017.05.05 10:30:57 -
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I support and endorse this product. As their local chat has never beenGÇï complete without asking what color do you pee?
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3659
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Posted - 2017.05.05 10:38:21 -
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I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries.
Quote: [MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Starrakatt
celtic anarchy The Bastard Cartel
683
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Posted - 2017.05.05 12:02:01 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries. Quote: [MERC] Short Bus Merceanries. What has the ability to bash someone's head with a club have anything to do with spelling?
Join Celtic Anarchy!
Sneaky bastard.
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Yaosus
Reliables Inc Vendetta Mercenary Group
60
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Posted - 2017.05.05 12:24:15 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries. Quote: [MERC] Short Bus Merceanries. What has the ability to bash someone's head with a club have anything to do with spelling?
Grammar nazis... they're everywhere.
I like to move it move it
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
75
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Posted - 2017.05.05 13:18:34 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries. Quote: [MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.
Was **** ass drunk when the post was created. Thank you for pointing out my spelling error. By all means, should you encounter any more be sure to point them out as well... And 7? is that it?
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3668
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Posted - 2017.05.05 17:54:25 -
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Ok, much better. Now lighten up, smile, start recruiting, ignore stupid stats and go have some fun.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
4129
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Posted - 2017.05.05 20:25:47 -
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I will actually endorse this product and/or service. They showed up time and again agaisnt a group I was advising on how to deal with highsec mercs a while back. Seemed to have solid tactics and fits. Also on a more personal note I worked with some of them in dodixie once on a contract in my Marmite days and it was an enjoyable experience.
PS was equally fun to hunt them on a few occasions. Most of thier lads were aware of thier surroundings making the hunt more than challenging
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
81
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Posted - 2017.05.07 14:26:29 -
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Still taking contracts doodz. Still taking fights incredibly outnumbered.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Luukje
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
265
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Posted - 2017.05.07 15:47:25 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Ok, much better. Now lighten up, smile, start recruiting, ignore stupid stats and go have some fun.
by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates ) |
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3693
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Posted - 2017.05.07 15:59:27 -
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Luukje wrote:by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates ) He, I'm just trying to be nice to the guy who has even less kills then VMG. Dont spoil it!
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
81
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Posted - 2017.05.07 22:18:34 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Luukje wrote:by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates ) He, I'm just trying to be nice to the guy who has even less kills then VMG. Dont spoil it!
I am assuming you say I have less kills than VMG. Not sure what were talking about here. But lets do some kindergarten math.
The Marmite Collective. Active Pilots, 48. Total Kills, 566 that equals 11.7 kills per active pilot. Short Bus Mercenaries. Active Pilots, 9, Total Kills, 135 that equals 15 kills per active pilot.
If you dont want me linking stupid stats, quit comparing me to organizations that are much larger than my own. Or I will bust out the stupid stats and put it where everyone can see it. Id say for our size, were pulling our weight.
P.S. We didnt have to wardec 100+ organizations to get those kills.... Quality over quantity.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3698
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Posted - 2017.05.08 09:50:40 -
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Is your industry alliance in need of new custom offices or citadels?
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
84
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Posted - 2017.05.08 22:00:38 -
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I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance. I am not sure where you get this from. And no... we dont need new pocos. At least not at this time. And should that change, believe me when I say I will take them.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Vipsan Agrippa
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
167
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Posted - 2017.05.09 07:11:51 -
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Those Eve Uni carebears been fondling your POCO's?
Happened in the last 72 hrs so it ain't old hat.
Julius you like regaling people with stats, thought you would enjoy:
Eve Uni Ships Lost: 42 Ships You guys Ships Lost: 48 Ships
Eve ISK Lost: 1,597,149,287.31 Mercs ISK Lost: 2,036,986,730.31 Eve Uni Efficiency: 56.1 % You guys Efficiency: 43.9 %
But what is uppermost is Evi Uni got gud content, an that's what its all about.
They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.
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Yaosus
Reliables Inc Vendetta Mercenary Group
63
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Posted - 2017.05.09 09:25:29 -
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Yo J do not try to argue with the trollmaster community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc.
I like to move it move it
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Vipsan Agrippa
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
168
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Posted - 2017.05.09 10:35:41 -
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He Julius, how many Alliances helped defend your POCO's?
Australians wear thongs so we can count above ten, but I ran out of toes when counting them Alliances'.
They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
2038
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Posted - 2017.05.09 10:51:27 -
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Yaosus wrote:Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc. So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement. Blue is still blue Red is red Your blue donut just is huge.
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Vipsan Agrippa
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
170
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Posted - 2017.05.09 11:16:41 -
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Still will endorse Short Bus, they hold an important niche in the market.
Not as big as Marmite and Vendetta, and not Marmite nor Vendetta.
They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3707
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Posted - 2017.05.09 14:43:29 -
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Julius Maagnus wrote:I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance. Good to hear, then you'll have no problem with use disbanding Fly Fearless. And +1 to Short Bus for having almost the same number of kills as VMG.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
4160
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Posted - 2017.05.09 19:45:34 -
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Vipsan Agrippa wrote:Those Eve Uni carebears been fondling your POCO's? Happened in the last 72 hrs so it ain't old hat. Julius you like regaling people with stats, thought you would enjoy: Eve Uni Ships Lost: 42 Ships You guys Ships Lost: 48 Ships Eve ISK Lost: 1,597,149,287.31 Mercs ISK Lost: 2,036,986,730.31 Eve Uni Efficiency: 56.1 % You guys Efficiency: 43.9 % But what is uppermost is Evi Uni got gud content, an that's what its all about. In the intrest of correct stats you need to knock off 4 kills and 7.5-8mil (math+5am urhh) from Merc side. All the non eveuni losses got lumped on one side but it's not fair to add them to the other side.
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
4160
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Posted - 2017.05.09 19:47:54 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Yaosus wrote:Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc. So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement. Blue is still blue Red is red Your blue donut just is huge. I was going to pick this up and roll with it but you beat me to it . Need to stop sleeping altogether
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Gai Heiyuu
Mission Ready Mining Fly Fearless
8
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Posted - 2017.05.09 20:13:44 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Julius Maagnus wrote:I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance. Good to hear, then you'll have no problem with use disbanding Fly Fearless. And +1 to Short Bus for having almost the same number of kills as VMG.
Lol, I think the one who will have the problem, Tora, is you. And if we DO die? Space explosions for everyone. Still not gonna fear you, still not gonna respect you, still not gonna consider you relevant, not ever again.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
2043
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Posted - 2017.05.09 21:52:50 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Yaosus wrote:Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc. So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement. Blue is still blue Red is red Your blue donut just is huge. I was going to pick this up and roll with it but you beat me to it . Need to stop sleeping altogether Did we go on a date yet?? Hope I get steak before you Cosby me.
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
4160
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Posted - 2017.05.09 22:45:27 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Yaosus wrote:Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc. So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement. Blue is still blue Red is red Your blue donut just is huge. I was going to pick this up and roll with it but you beat me to it . Need to stop sleeping altogether Did we go on a date yet?? Hope I get steak before you Cosby me. Would you like to? I'm free on wednesdays (Tuesday is reserved for Mort four our regular Melted butter and Jumper cables). Serious though I troll whoever needs it be it Marmite, VMG a Bystander... Whoever really
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
84
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Posted - 2017.05.09 23:07:04 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Julius Maagnus wrote:I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance. Good to hear, then you'll have no problem with use disbanding Fly Fearless. And +1 to Short Bus for having almost the same number of kills as VMG.
God I wish I could quote all you troll-hards, but I dont really want to spend that much time. Im not a forum warrior, though plenty have commented here.
We faced 143 ivy league ships with 67, and of our 67, only 15 were capable of dps. The fact that we only lost 4 more ship than you is ridiculous... we should have been swept.
Tora... you wont be disbanding fly fearless... Guess you can bow your chest out on the forums... I mean, the **** looks good in writing. The bottom line is, you guys wont even fleet up against FF, much less anyone else. And the fact that you wont face them in fleet emboldens them. You only make them feel stronger, no matter how many of their ships you kill.... simply because you guys have lost your sack.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
2044
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Posted - 2017.05.09 23:23:03 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Yaosus wrote:Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.
You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc. So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement. Blue is still blue Red is red Your blue donut just is huge. I was going to pick this up and roll with it but you beat me to it . Need to stop sleeping altogether Did we go on a date yet?? Hope I get steak before you Cosby me. Would you like to? I'm free on wednesdays (Tuesday is reserved for Mort four our regular Melted butter and Jumper cables). Serious though I troll whoever needs it be it Marmite, VMG a Bystander... Whoever really I'm free on Friday, Wednesdays are reserved for Erin Davis as we play strip poker drunk and have karaoke after on ts. It's very enlightening.
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3713
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Posted - 2017.05.09 23:32:33 -
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Julius Maagnus wrote:Tora... you wont be disbanding fly fearless... Guess you can bow your chest out on the forums... I mean, the **** looks good in writing. The bottom line is, you guys wont even fleet up against FF, much less anyone else. And the fact that you wont face them in fleet emboldens them. You only make them feel stronger, no matter how many of their ships you kill.... simply because you guys have lost your sack. You do seem to be caring. So Gai was right when he said you are very active in his alliance. You're so easy to puppet....
Ps. You might want to work on your security a bit more.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
84
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Posted - 2017.05.10 03:50:27 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Julius Maagnus wrote:Tora... you wont be disbanding fly fearless... Guess you can bow your chest out on the forums... I mean, the **** looks good in writing. The bottom line is, you guys wont even fleet up against FF, much less anyone else. And the fact that you wont face them in fleet emboldens them. You only make them feel stronger, no matter how many of their ships you kill.... simply because you guys have lost your sack. You do seem to be caring. So Gai was right when he said you are very active in his alliance. You're so easy to puppet.... Ps. You might want to work on your security a bit more.
You spend too much time pretending to metagame bro. You dont know what my involvement is with that alliance, but keep pretending... And im so easy to puppet? lol You silly Marmite...
I've got no strings So I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone They've got strings But you can see There are no strings on me
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Valkin Mordirc
2810
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Posted - 2017.05.10 05:08:30 -
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Here's a better version of that. Got no strings
#DeleteTheWeak
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