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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
245
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Posted - 2017.05.10 12:27:35 -
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Similar to ms Valate [I always forget, is it supreme Arch Doctor?] I have noticed a trend and identified a need.
If you're reading a thread and feel a requirement to post a threat which you lack the means, authority or actual wherewithal to carry out, (Such as glassing an entire system) please post it here so that people know to treat it with the correct amount of gravity.
I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon. |
Elsebeth Rhiannon
SoE Roughriders Electus Matari
879
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Posted - 2017.05.10 12:39:04 -
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Halcyon Ember wrote:I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon. You have a death wish or something?
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Mizhir
TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED
75216
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Posted - 2017.05.10 12:46:49 -
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Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:Halcyon Ember wrote:I, Halcyon Ember, hereby declare that I will hug Elsebeth Rhiannon. You have a death wish or something? Don't go offtopic. This is a thread for Idle Threats. Not actual ones.
Death rides a fast C4mel
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Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
182
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Posted - 2017.05.10 13:10:35 -
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Are you trying to condense 99% of the IGS communication in a single place?
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Applied technology for the enhancement of human experience.
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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
246
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Posted - 2017.05.10 13:12:26 -
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Morgana Tsukiyo wrote:Are you trying to condense 99% of the IGS communication in a single place? I believe strongly in an efficient approach to problems.
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
1648
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Posted - 2017.05.10 13:17:18 -
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Don't listen to this negativity. It's the worst kept secret of the Matari that Elsebeth doth protest too much but then just squees and titters when hugged without warning or permission. Especially by Imperials. I wholeheartedly recommend trying it out. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3512
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Posted - 2017.05.10 13:32:30 -
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I WILL SEE THE MAKERS OF (Insert Produce Here) BROUGHT TO THEIR KNEES FOR THEIR CRIMES! (Insert Product Here) IS AN OFFENSE AND A TRAVESTY TO ALL RIGHT=THINKING PEOPLE IN THE CLUSTER!!! |
Mizhir
TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED
75218
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Posted - 2017.05.10 13:39:46 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Don't listen to this negativity. It's the worst kept secret of the Matari that Elsebeth doth protest too much but then just squees and titters when hugged without warning or permission. Especially by Imperials. I wholeheartedly recommend trying it out.
I wouldn't consider Ms. Ember an imperial.
Death rides a fast C4mel
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3513
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Posted - 2017.05.10 14:09:46 -
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We could idly threaten to consider her one? |
Elsebeth Rhiannon
SoE Roughriders Electus Matari
881
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Posted - 2017.05.10 14:26:10 -
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Mizhir wrote:Don't go offtopic. This is a thread for Idle Threats. Not actual ones. Contrary to legends of my personality, I do not really actually kill people for trying to hug me. |
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
1648
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Posted - 2017.05.10 14:30:49 -
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I had two arms once. |
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
248
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Posted - 2017.05.10 14:32:53 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:I had two arms once. The context of this statement makes me want to go out on a limb interpreting it. |
Elsebeth Rhiannon
SoE Roughriders Electus Matari
881
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Posted - 2017.05.10 15:11:06 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:I had two arms once. Fact. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3513
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Posted - 2017.05.10 15:12:17 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:I had two arms once.
And now you have a taser. Don't you think for even one moment that I don't know you consider that an upgrade! It's provided you hours of amusement! |
Ria Nieyli
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
50638
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Posted - 2017.05.10 15:17:22 -
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Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face? |
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
252
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Posted - 2017.05.10 15:19:48 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face? Provided that it is unrealistic that you will follow through with said action. |
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
951
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Posted - 2017.05.10 19:02:59 -
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What about threats that I'm unwilling to carry out? ... You know what, not asking for approval. Anyone objecting will find out exactly how torturous it can be to wait for a pacifist's wrath. ... Oh ****...I kinda ****** this up, didn't I?
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Jason Galente
Tempest Legion
1128
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Posted - 2017.05.10 19:19:27 -
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Breaking News: Miner War in Highsec!
The time for talk is over!
Nereuses at dawn!
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Ria Nieyli
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
50638
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Posted - 2017.05.10 21:29:34 -
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Halcyon Ember wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:Is this where I threaten people that I'm going to plant my stiletto's heel in their face? Provided that it is unrealistic that you will follow through with said action.
Context is present. |
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
163
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Posted - 2017.05.10 21:36:33 -
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Does it count as an idle threat when I plan to make Fitzhugh as my husband?
Because he will be.. I promise you that.
Love you Fitz. <3
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
129
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Posted - 2017.05.11 00:44:25 -
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Seven women with sixteen posts on the topic of idle threats... before our Cyber Knight in imperial navy 1600mm steel plates shows up to defuse the tension...
...how blas+¬
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Nomistrav
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
484
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Posted - 2017.05.11 02:39:36 -
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The Idama would practice peace and dispel the miseries of the world so long as they still walk the realm of the living, and in the wake of that is a conflict of most confusing nature. Nevertheless, I do find it much more preferable than actual conflict. Continue, you strange, wonderful people.
"As long as space endures,
as long as sentient beings exist,
until then, may I too remain
and dispel the miseries of the world."
~ Vremaja Idama
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3183
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Posted - 2017.05.11 04:44:17 -
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Hmm, idle threats. What could be more pathetic. And making a whole thread dedicated to them? I despise such sort of trolling.
Are you pilots? Then get your ships and fight. I am tired of empty loudmouths.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
SoE Roughriders Electus Matari
888
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Posted - 2017.05.11 05:02:49 -
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Diana Kim wrote:I am tired of empty loudmouths. I suggest you get off the IGS. |
Mizhir
TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED
75223
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Posted - 2017.05.11 08:05:35 -
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Casserina Leshrac wrote:Does it count as an idle threat when I plan to make Fitzhugh as my husband?
Because he will be.. I promise you that.
Love you Fitz. <3 I take it that your date went well. Very well.
Death rides a fast C4mel
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Mizhir
TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED
75223
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Posted - 2017.05.11 08:06:28 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Hmm, idle threats. What could be more pathetic. And making a whole thread dedicated to them? I despise such sort of trolling.
Are you pilots? Then get your ships and fight. I am tired of empty loudmouths. You are aware that this tread serves an entertainment purpose?
Death rides a fast C4mel
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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
257
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Posted - 2017.05.11 08:20:31 -
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Mizhir wrote: You are aware that this tread serves an entertainment purpose?
She's not aware of anything which does not suit her own agenda. |
Graelyn
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1044
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Posted - 2017.05.11 11:22:25 -
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I
Am Going
To Push This Button.
Cardinal Graelyn
Imperial Liaison, I-RED
Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
257
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Posted - 2017.05.11 11:44:00 -
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Valerie's ritual worked? |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3535
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Posted - 2017.05.11 12:33:32 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Hmm, idle threats. What could be more pathetic. And making a whole thread dedicated to them? I despise such sort of trolling.
Are you pilots? Then get your ships and fight. I am tired of empty loudmouths.
or what? C'mon, Kim, at least get the part where you make a threat we all know is meaningless right. You do it every other time you post.
And now, for the idle threat:
Keep this up, and people might take you seriously.
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Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
585
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Posted - 2017.05.11 12:41:10 -
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I... shall eat... PRECISELY... 27 cupcakes!!!! |
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
952
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Posted - 2017.05.11 14:39:28 -
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I'm gonna **** you all to death.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7570
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Posted - 2017.05.11 15:09:41 -
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Put that thing back where it came from OR SO HELP ME......
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services Singularity Syndicate
2144
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Posted - 2017.05.11 15:22:35 -
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Arrendis wrote:I WILL SEE THE MAKERS OF (Insert Produce Here) BROUGHT TO THEIR KNEES FOR THEIR CRIMES! (Insert Product Here) IS AN OFFENSE AND A TRAVESTY TO ALL RIGHT=THINKING PEOPLE IN THE CLUSTER!!!
Just out of curiosity, exactly how many right thinking people do you think there are in the cluster? |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services Singularity Syndicate
2144
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Posted - 2017.05.11 15:26:40 -
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Diana Kim wrote:...I am tired of empty loudmouths.
I'm pretty good at quelling loud, empty mouths if that's any help? |
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
164
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Posted - 2017.05.11 15:53:40 -
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Mizhir wrote:Casserina Leshrac wrote:Does it count as an idle threat when I plan to make Fitzhugh as my husband?
Because he will be.. I promise you that.
Love you Fitz. <3 I take it that your date went well. Very well.
It is topic best discussed over tea as the IGS has standards.
But yes, it went very well. I don't think it's really ended.
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
164
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Posted - 2017.05.11 15:55:16 -
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Graelyn wrote:I
Am Going
To Push This Button.
Is it the bed red one that reads, "Do not push this button."
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3538
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Posted - 2017.05.11 16:01:27 -
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I swear if you people don't start getting the difference between 'idle threats' and 'off-topic', and keep going off-topic here... I'll... I'll... I'll start making idle threats in the off-topic thread! |
Pieter Tuulinen
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7572
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Posted - 2017.05.11 17:07:47 -
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Arrendis wrote:I swear if you people don't start getting the difference between 'idle threats' and 'off-topic', and keep going off-topic here... I'll... I'll... I'll start making idle threats in the off-topic thread!
Threadception!
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2170
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Posted - 2017.05.11 17:24:51 -
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An idle threat is one that the issuer has no intention of following through on.
An empty threat is one that the issuer has no ability to follow through on.
Sometimes people confuse these concepts.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Tikari Ishin
Neon Incorporated 404 Alliance Not Found
2
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Posted - 2017.05.11 17:40:44 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:An idle threat is one that the issuer has no intention of following through on.
An empty threat is one that the issuer has no ability to follow through on.
Sometimes people confuse these concepts.
What if the issuer has neither? |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2170
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Posted - 2017.05.11 17:41:44 -
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Tikari Ishin wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:An idle threat is one that the issuer has no intention of following through on.
An empty threat is one that the issuer has no ability to follow through on.
Sometimes people confuse these concepts. What if the issuer has neither?
Well, then it'd be hilarious.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3543
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Posted - 2017.05.11 17:56:27 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:An idle threat is one that the issuer has no intention of following through on.
An empty threat is one that the issuer has no ability to follow through on.
Sometimes people confuse these concepts.
Don't make me turn this thread around. |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2172
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Posted - 2017.05.11 18:12:57 -
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Yaay, we're going to Quafeworld !
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
166
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Posted - 2017.05.11 18:25:38 -
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Arrendis wrote:I swear if you people don't start getting the difference between 'idle threats' and 'off-topic', and keep going off-topic here... I'll... I'll... I'll start making idle threats in the off-topic thread!
Can you tell me which this is?
(Not an idle threat, but not exactly off topic either)
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
1106
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Posted - 2017.05.11 18:41:38 -
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Arrendis wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:An idle threat is one that the issuer has no intention of following through on.
An empty threat is one that the issuer has no ability to follow through on.
Sometimes people confuse these concepts. Don't make me turn this thread around.
The kids used to think that was an idle threat, until once I - in fact - did turn around! |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3545
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Posted - 2017.05.11 18:48:07 -
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Casserina Leshrac wrote:Arrendis wrote:I swear if you people don't start getting the difference between 'idle threats' and 'off-topic', and keep going off-topic here... I'll... I'll... I'll start making idle threats in the off-topic thread! Can you tell me which this is? (Not an idle threat, but not exactly off topic either)
I could, but then I'd have to kill you. |
Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
601
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Posted - 2017.05.12 18:02:31 -
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Bjorn Tyrson wrote:I... shall eat... PRECISELY... 27 cupcakes!!!!
I made it through 12 before all the sugar made me feel sick... i am a failure and a disgrace to my people. |
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
262
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Posted - 2017.05.12 18:11:56 -
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I expect better |
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
166
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Posted - 2017.05.12 18:16:35 -
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Arrendis wrote:Casserina Leshrac wrote:Arrendis wrote:I swear if you people don't start getting the difference between 'idle threats' and 'off-topic', and keep going off-topic here... I'll... I'll... I'll start making idle threats in the off-topic thread! Can you tell me which this is? (Not an idle threat, but not exactly off topic either) I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
Considering all the "cool friends" that I am making that would be the growing list.
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
190
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Posted - 2017.05.12 19:42:22 -
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Bjorn Tyrson wrote:Bjorn Tyrson wrote:I... shall eat... PRECISELY... 27 cupcakes!!!! I made it through 12 before all the sugar made me feel sick... i am a failure and a disgrace to my people.
At least you remained on topic and your threat was idle.
You got that going.
Join Project Transcendence.
Applied technology for the enhancement of human experience.
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Jason Galente
Tempest Legion
1133
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Posted - 2017.05.12 23:28:32 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Put that thing back where it came from OR SO HELP ME......
It's a scene.. for the upcoming company play!
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3564
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Posted - 2017.05.12 23:34:05 -
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Jason Galente wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Put that thing back where it came from OR SO HELP ME...... It's a scene.. for the upcoming company play!
Why I oughta... |
Pieter Tuulinen
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7580
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Posted - 2017.05.13 06:23:55 -
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Arrendis wrote:Jason Galente wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Put that thing back where it came from OR SO HELP ME...... It's a scene.. for the upcoming company play! Why I oughta...
You'se wise guys!
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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ValentinaDLM
Remember The Fallen. Atlas. Alliance
915
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Posted - 2017.05.13 12:22:11 -
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I would like to idly threaten Aldrith Shutaq's hair, not him as a person, just his hair, with a fast acting bleaching agent. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3566
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Posted - 2017.05.13 13:36:26 -
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ValentinaDLM wrote:I would like to idly threaten Aldrith Shutaq's hair, not him as a person, just his hair, with a fast acting bleaching agent.
WAR CRIMES!!!! |
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2079
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Posted - 2017.05.14 02:27:00 -
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Don't make me cut you...r dreads.
They look awful.
Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle
Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
999
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Posted - 2017.05.14 09:43:49 -
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And this is why the Federation must be destroyed....
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3809
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Posted - 2017.05.21 23:15:15 -
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Syenna Celeste. Just in general. |
Aradina Varren
Alexylva Paradox
131
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Posted - 2017.05.21 23:19:14 -
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This sort of thing.
Feels Pretty Soft to Me.
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Syenna Celeste
Stormghosts
136
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Posted - 2017.05.22 06:41:57 -
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Arrendis wrote:Syenna Celeste. Just in general.
I counter with "Arrendis" as she's gotten so accustomed to swinging the Goon name around she's forgotten what it's like to swing her own.
Put your hands around my heart and squeeze me until I'm dry.
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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
1001
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Posted - 2017.05.22 10:48:17 -
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If I ever decide to kill myself by ramming a supercapital filled with freshly enslaved Achura into Arcurio as a punishment for their lewd ways, and you people insist that it could not have been clonejacker... then I will ram a supercapital filled with freshly enslaved Achura into Arcurio as a punishment for their lewd ways.
Edit: Oh ****, by writing the above I just increased the likelyhood of the above happening, didn't I?
Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation
Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3829
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Posted - 2017.05.22 12:44:06 -
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Syenna Celeste wrote:Arrendis wrote:Syenna Celeste. Just in general. I counter with "Arrendis" as she's gotten so accustomed to swinging the Goon name around she's forgotten what it's like to swing her own.
Yup. Totally. That's why I make so many threats. |
Utari Onzo
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
1715
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Posted - 2017.05.22 13:22:00 -
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One day I'll announce my retirement and invite you all to a party with a thermonuclear explosive ending.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Jev North
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
943
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Posted - 2017.05.22 13:32:24 -
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Funny you should mention that.
Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
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