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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2017.05.15 22:22:52 -
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Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Oh i forgot about omars don quixte moment,
Drunkenly charhing a large manned faction pos windmill on a marauder solo horseback.
He still gets slagged about it years later Yeah but balls. Oh definitly
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Agent 5B
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2017.05.16 00:57:14 -
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Dravos Tarimus wrote:Message wrote:Dravos Tarimus: You have entered Caldari space. Since you have proven to be an enemy to our people, you will be terminated! Panic mode engagedI try to warp off somewhere so I can come back and leave the system, but I wasn't able to get away before I was scrammed. I activate my feeble MASB which can only delay the inevitable. Then I am popped, half a billion ISK gone. I hadn't realised I, a MFW fighter, couldn't enter Caldari space; I thought it was only Amarr space that I couldn't enter! Whoops Here's the killmail--- Let's hear some stories of your own!
The NPC navy scram you ? the NPC navy are not even on the kill |
Salvos Rhoska
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Posted - 2017.05.16 17:17:51 -
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Fresh story from right now:
Not a death, but someone apparently MJDFG me off my Augmented Drones while I was lazily afking on a Refuge.
He then flew back and picked up my disconnected drones while I was busy shiptoasting elsewhere.
Alteast I think that is what happened. Drones are gone and I'm 200km away :D Ingenius o7
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Blade Darth
Room for Improvement Limited Expectations
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Posted - 2017.05.16 17:40:31 -
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Nalia White wrote:was camping in a svipul no wai. You? In a svipul? Camping? I must see for myself.
Speaking of svipuls.. It was somewhere between 10pm and 2 am, on weekend, I was sleepy and drunk. And multiboxing. A solo svipul has shown up on intel network so I sent out one of my derpy alts in an a-type pvp fit astero to sit somewhere uncloaked and bait him. Started doing other stuff, went afk and forgot about the alt. Than logged off. I was very confused when I logged in the next day, accused corp member of stealing the astero and than noticed I miss implants too.
Another death is silly but not mine. It also includes an afk alt and a svipul. (before Gila nerf and NPC dreads) I left an alt in a haven and forgot about it. Came back, made another site, reshipped to a Noctis and noticed some weird loot in a MTU. T2 AC's, T2 DCU etc. Turns out a Svipul died to my afk alt's drones. |
Dravos Tarimus
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2017.05.16 18:38:00 -
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Agent 5B wrote:The NPC navy scram you ? the NPC navy are not even on the kill Hmm, now I look closer I see it may have been another player. Or is that an NPC? Having 4000 kills and 10 deaths seems a little suspicious... |
Obsidian Blacke
Oberon Confederation
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Posted - 2017.05.16 21:00:26 -
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Self-destructing with an almost full set of +5s + other implants is the one I feel the worst about. |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
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Posted - 2017.05.16 21:16:04 -
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My first death was clearly the most clueless. I had just started and really had no idea how the game worked. I am still not sure I can claim I do!
So I'm looking at the old map where you could easily see things worth going to see. i did not understand system security or non consensual PvP in Eve. Late one night I decided I want to see that original gate. Put my ship on auto pilot then fell asleep. Woke up a few hours later in a pod in some random low sec system. It took me a while to figure out that was not a good idea!
Not long later I thought I'd go mine some in low sec. Learned about being warp scrammed and just how quickly a poorly fitted frigate popped.
Last stupid way I got killed was autopilotting 276 jumps in my pod while I fixed dinner. Some CODE person took offense with that. OH well, I needed to redo all my implants anyways!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
8459
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Posted - 2017.05.17 01:05:44 -
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Salvos Rhoska wrote:Fresh story from right now:
Not a death, but someone apparently MJDFG me off my Augmented Drones while I was lazily afking on a Refuge.
He then flew back and picked up my disconnected drones while I was busy shiptoasting elsewhere.
Alteast I think that is what happened. Drones are gone and I'm 100km away :D Ingenius o7
Dronejacking!!! BRILLIANT!
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Salvos Rhoska
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Posted - 2017.05.17 07:07:22 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Salvos Rhoska wrote:Fresh story from right now:
Not a death, but someone apparently MJDFG me off my Augmented Drones while I was lazily afking on a Refuge.
He then flew back and picked up my disconnected drones while I was busy shiptoasting elsewhere.
Alteast I think that is what happened. Drones are gone and I'm 100km away :D Ingenius o7 Dronejacking!!! BRILLIANT!
I had bought them less than 30 mins earlier after finally training Minnie Mediums to IV, and at 10mil over Jita prices a piece..
Whoever it was has inspired me to get a command destroyer myself to see what kind of mischief I can come up with the MJDFG :D
Maybe jumping missioners/miners off their sites? Especially clustered mining operations on ice fields in LS. Perhaps so they lose contact with their mining drones and with enough time to rush back with MWD to pick them up or grab them with an alt.
The 160s cooldown should be short enough to chain jump slow ships. Seems you maintain locks on targets through the jump, so perhaps can point them as well to prevent them warping out.
Dunno if MJDFG also jumps drones within 6km.
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Agent 5B
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2017.05.17 14:32:56 -
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I had an Orca loaded with about a bil of cargo on my way from Domain to Metropolis. I was getting fatigue so went on coms to keep awake. Unfortunately the buddy I was talking to started describing prostate operations in graphic detail which distracted me at just the wrong moment.
I warped into Low sec and started wondering why there were so many criminals around the gate.
Anyway my ship and all it's 400k HP died about 2 km from where I de-cloaked.
The saddest thing is not the loss. It's the fact I encouraged a dozen people in faction battleships to have nothing better to do than sit on a gate. |
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Sethyrh Nakrar
Drake Mining and Acquisition Inc.
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Posted - 2017.05.17 15:06:01 -
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Another one: A pal from my corp gets a 5/10 escalation in Highsec. I came helped him. I wrote: "Please let me go in first, because my Rattle can do that and I know whats in there." We clear the first pocket, and look who is jumping through the gate with 50% armour on his Armageddon.... I still make fun of him with the killmail.
Praise the Omnissiah!
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Blade Darth
Room for Improvement Limited Expectations
129
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Posted - 2017.05.17 15:38:51 -
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"my carrier can tank a doomsday" 30sec. later "user disconnected from your channel"
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Dracvlad
Tactically Challenged Tactical Supremacy
3155
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Posted - 2017.05.17 15:54:05 -
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As a noob not realising that all those Caldari missions would get me attacked on sight by the Gallente, jumped into their space in a Badger with about 60m of stuff and was caught and blown up.
I tried to kill a Evoke Brutix in low sec in a hurricane, I had mates to come along, I agressed on the gate so got the love from the gate guns and even worse allowed him to get on top of me, which was bad piloting, so by the time my mates arrived I was space dust. I then got in a blackbird as my mates chased him, he jumped in on a corp mate I locked him and jammed him and the gate guns blasted me, so I emergency warped out to another gate where the gate guns finished me off. Was my multiple derp moment...
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Alaric Faelen
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
484
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Posted - 2017.05.17 21:13:11 -
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I lost the very first T2 ship I ever owned....to stupidity.
Got a shiny Hound, thought I would prowl low sec and find a target. I set a route and promptly covered the route in the upper left of the screen with the D-Scan window.
Imagine my surprise when I found a lone miner in a belt!
I lined up the perfect strike, he was so clueless- no idea I was right there, about to murder him. I decloaked and locked the barge. Warp disruptor and torpedoes on overheat, this kill mail would be a treasure.
Suddenly CONCORD has me floating in a pod. The miner warped away, probably wetting himself laughing.
I moved the D-Scan window and lo and behold, I was in the one high sec system in the route I had mapped out
Scary space pirate-- CONCORDONKED on his first solo ambush. |
Alaric Faelen
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
486
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Posted - 2017.05.17 21:18:08 -
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Another-
I was flying around high sec and found a pod just floating near a belt. No response from the player, no action by the pod. So I decide to clear the space trash and shoot this pod. But first, I needed something cheap to throw away because CONCORD is going to kill me for this 'gank'.
One laser on a T1 frig should be plenty, it's just a pod.
Well it was a pod in .9 space so CONCORD got there almost instantly, and my one laser got the pod to 9% structure when my ship exploded.
I utterly failed to gank a pod...an AFK pod.
I went and bought a ship, put a gun on it, and flew back there-- only to leave my own wreck next to the still sitting there AFK pod. |
Netan MalDoran
Planet Squanch
287
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Posted - 2017.05.18 03:25:17 -
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Alaric Faelen wrote:I lost the very first T2 ship I ever owned....to stupidity.
Got a shiny Hound, thought I would prowl low sec and find a target. I set a route and promptly covered the route in the upper left of the screen with the D-Scan window.
Imagine my surprise when I found a lone miner in a belt!
I lined up the perfect strike, he was so clueless- no idea I was right there, about to murder him. I decloaked and locked the barge. Warp disruptor and torpedoes on overheat, this kill mail would be a treasure.
Suddenly CONCORD has me floating in a pod. The miner warped away, probably wetting himself laughing.
I moved the D-Scan window and lo and behold, I was in the one high sec system in the route I had mapped out
Scary space pirate-- CONCORDONKED on his first solo ambush.
Did a similar thing too, was trying to catch miners in an anomaly but they were stabbed, went home and added another scram, locked, shot, then CONCORD......went back to the wrong system with the same anomoly in highsec....
"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3289
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Posted - 2017.05.18 07:31:59 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Oh i forgot about omars don quixte moment,
Drunkenly charhing a large manned faction pos windmill on a marauder solo horseback.
He still gets slagged about it years later
Never go full Omar. Also, hitting the bourbon after downing a twelve pack of Sam Adams... generally not conducive to excellent decision making.
'Hold my beer' doesn't even come close.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2017.05.18 09:46:44 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Oh i forgot about omars don quixte moment,
Drunkenly charhing a large manned faction pos windmill on a marauder solo horseback.
He still gets slagged about it years later Never go full Omar. Also, hitting the bourbon after downing a twelve pack of Sam Adams... generally not conducive to excellent decision making. 'Hold my beer' doesn't even come close. To be fair though, ballsy move
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2017.05.18 11:48:48 -
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I'd argue that the fine line between courage and reckless stupidity can get really damned blurry when you're three sheets to the wind and have a derpy german encouraging you to do something that every sane nerve in your body agrees is a Bad Idea.
Embarrassing, but the important thing is to be able to laugh at yourself after the fact. Accept you were a dolt, and try not to one up yourself. Gotta own that stuff.
Also, a solid argument against me buying a carrier or a dread. I can only imagine the levels of dumb I could achieve behind the wheel of one of those things.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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HydrogenBond Shaishi
C-H-C
13
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Posted - 2017.05.19 03:22:56 -
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I died when my power went out and the ship didn't unspawn.
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Alaric Faelen
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
491
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Posted - 2017.05.19 13:43:57 -
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I've been playing Eve for six years, so my bucket of space stupidity floweth over.
I got an entire CFC sniper fleet whelped in Fountain. I was scouting ahead while we chased an enemy brawler fleet. I jumped into the next system and reported it 'clear' other than a lone ship on the gate. What I meant was the gate was clear and my D-Scan didn't show the enemy, although they were all still in the system.
The FC thought I meant the entire fleet had jumped out and ordered our fleet to jump through and engage the lone enemy. Of course the moment we did all his buddies came warping back to decimate us at close range while we couldn't warp off nor jump back through the gate.
No idea what that screw up cost the SRP fund, but it was a slaughter.....and entirely my fault. |
ISD Stall
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2017.05.21 03:18:31 -
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I recall a fight between two member's of ISD, one ISD Bludath of STAR, and one Max Trix of CCL.
There was great smack talk.
Then Max, the self proclaimed king of the forums, lost in seconds.........
Some say it killed his honour
ISD Stall
Member, Support Training and Resources
Ensign, Community Communications Liaison
Interstellar Services Department.
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
7703
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Posted - 2017.05.21 04:16:00 -
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ISD Stall wrote:I recall a fight between two member's of ISD, one ISD Bludath of STAR, and one Max Trix of CCL. There was great smack talk. Then Max, the self proclaimed king of the forums, lost in seconds......... Some say it killed his honour
Boy, I'ma slap you.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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ISD Thalack
ISD MERCURY
148
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Posted - 2017.05.21 09:51:40 -
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Hal Morsh
Minmatar Confederate
593
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Posted - 2017.05.21 13:08:37 -
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I keep losing ventures because citadels allow people to sit in wormholes doing nothing but shoot ventures. GOod ole days of empty wormholes for megacyte are gone :/
People only shoot at me once they figure out I'm where their drones are going.
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Keno Skir
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Posted - 2017.05.21 14:13:31 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:heh had a drake warp right on top of me, popped it before it could get the cyno off, obvious bait but I wanted to shoot something, luckily that one went in my favor.
You popped a Drake before he got the cyno off? Were you in a supercarrier or something?
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