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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
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Posted - 2017.06.13 00:07:23 -
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Ok, I'm going to single handedly put the stopper on the frequent Snuffed Out/Project.Mayhem./Pen Is Out /mass KM whoring/Gate Camping of the Nourvukaiken/Tama gate.
Plans are drawn up, ships have been pre-positioned, and I'm ready to go. All I need now is corporate sponsorship. So:
If you are looking to get back at any of the above people, or are just a victim of evil gate campers and would like to hurt them where it counts (anywhere they are), then please contact me in game about paying me $750 million isk for a weeks worth of harassing the Tama/Nourvukaiken gate campers.
Trolls please do your thing. To be honest the only reason I posted here is so that we can all enjoy watching the trolls/haters proven wrong..... yet again. So by all means PLEASE FEED THE TROLLS!
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2321
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Posted - 2017.06.13 00:12:56 -
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Why do you need 750 million ISK if you have the ships and pilots to break the camp?
Just do it.
Or run some l4 missions/station trade/scam like a boss.
Last resort, spend some RL cash, buy some PLEX and sell it on the market.
Bang, yer done.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
2
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Posted - 2017.06.13 00:28:29 -
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Mike Adoulin because "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"- Gordon Gecko |
Wanda Fayne
645
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Posted - 2017.06.13 02:33:36 -
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I approve of this violent endeavor. Pod them all...
"your comments just confirms this whole idea is totally pathetic" -Lan Wang-
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"hub humping station gamey neutral logi warspam wankery" -Ralph King-Griffin-
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Kaybella Hakaari
State War Academy Caldari State
67
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Posted - 2017.06.13 05:52:28 -
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So, what do you plan to do when they drop 100+ ships on you, including several caps? |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Circle-Of-Two
4416
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Posted - 2017.06.13 06:02:23 -
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I endorse this product and/or terrible scam...
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2323
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Posted - 2017.06.13 06:21:00 -
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Dabasir wrote:Mike Adoulin because "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"- Gordon Gecko
But this is C&P.
No-one is going to give you money here. Fedo's and wardec's, probably, but no ISK.
You need to go scam over in General Discussion.
I give this a 2/10....nice try, needs a lot of work.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
325
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Posted - 2017.06.13 08:07:26 -
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You should offer your services to Venbedwettas, they hate to cross LowSec to get to HiSec islands.
Just ask the Cavemen who kicked their chocolate-starfish in. Bedwetta stragglers had a poor time of it returning to Jita. Some hailing taxi's, some retreating in ( please don't shoot i'm a non combatant now) shuttles.
Edit: Did I mention the "Grand Merc Army" (and scammers from VMG) never returned to Yvlet to finish the Cave position.
They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.
(Bob's a cuck)
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Aeryn Maricadie
Doin It Wrong Late Night Overheating
32
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Posted - 2017.06.13 10:37:18 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Why do you need 750 million ISK if you have the ships and pilots to break the camp?
Just do it.
Or run some l4 missions/station trade/scam like a boss.
Last resort, spend some RL cash, buy some PLEX and sell it on the market.
Bang, yer done.
Pretty sure he is way ahead of you on the scamming bit. |
Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
3
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Posted - 2017.06.13 12:15:31 -
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"Your a dumb ass. I'll pay you half that just to see you F _ _ _ it up. Send me your death mails each time."
Not quite the enthusiasm I had expected but this is EVE and it's probably the nearest thing I'm going to get for support so THIS OPERATION NOW HAS BACK!
I am Deploying Nyctalopia and my alt Fallshirmjader to the area. There is NO WAY they know I'm coming so the element of surprise is on my side! To be honest, there is no way they can stop me anyway but makes for compelling drama doesn't it? |
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Toxic Yaken
The Dickwad Squad Rote Kapelle
203
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Posted - 2017.06.13 12:56:14 -
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Dabasir wrote:There is NO WAY they know I'm coming so the element of surprise is on my side!
Curator of the Wardec Project - Join our Discord to join the discussions about Wardecs
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Saeger1737
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2184
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Posted - 2017.06.13 15:56:36 -
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Element of surprise is gone as they've read the forum.
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
3212
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Posted - 2017.06.13 17:54:38 -
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Dabasir wrote:...evil gate campers...
Gate camps may be some of the least creative and most boring form gameplay in all of EvE, often resulting for equal amounts of frustration for both those participating in one and those unfortunate enough to stumble upon one, but the mere act of camping a gate does not make one evil.
-1 for misrepresenting gate camping.
+1 for gumption.
Overall rating: meh.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
3
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Posted - 2017.06.13 22:06:11 -
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Ok the operation started half way through the day so I'll have a full daily update tomorrow. You can keep up by watching Fallshirmjader's Bio in game. Isn't this so exciting!!!!
Bronson Hughes: I suggestively polled and then methodically cherry picked responses and came to the scientific conclusion that we gate campers are indeed Evil. So I think I have brought forth enough evidence to persuade you that your first premise was probably in error. I thank you in advance for accepting my conclusion without any type of review.
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
599
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Posted - 2017.06.14 00:36:19 -
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Nice bait thread!
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
3
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Posted - 2017.06.14 11:26:56 -
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OK, updated Fallshirmjader's Bio so you can compare details.
Over all gate deaths dropped 40
PM - 49
Snuffel's - 7
PIO +1
Pretty encouraging start but the numbers don't quite add up so let me explain.
I'm hired to primarily prevent those 3 alliances from getting kills and the second mission is to reduce deaths on that gate in general. So when we kill them, or their alts, on the gate, for example, that counts against us as far as over all kills. And yes Kaybella Hakaari they did drop an Archon on us along with their other counter mob.
Also I had completely forgot about smart bombers, which is actually ironic, so I now have stealth bombers in place to counter that particular issue.
Now this Smart Bombing brings up a slight conflict of interest with other projects that I am working on so if you are in the above mentioned alliances, and working with me and others on another channel/project, I will not interfere with your ongoing operations in anyway at that gate. My client has been informed of this conflict and she has no issues with my compromise.
So that ends my first day's report! Over a week roughly 800 things get killed on that gate. I'm pretty confident by the end of Monday I'll have it down to at least 400! Course with my luck there will be a massive 2,000 man fleet fight on that gate this week but anyway...... |
Dracvlad
Tactically Challenged Tactical Supremacy
3226
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Posted - 2017.06.14 15:01:40 -
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I rather approve of this, a man of action, taking on meaningful enemies with a set objective, well I never..., and it is so telling that the first person to make a sarc comment was Mike the unfunny gerbil...
This thread is going places...
When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.
Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp
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Gugl1 Molou
Risk Breakers Snuffed Out
13
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Posted - 2017.06.14 18:43:31 -
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Did team drama touch you in the noughty place? |
Gen MarcusAurelius
Risk Breakers Snuffed Out
8
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Posted - 2017.06.14 20:14:09 -
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Dabasir wrote:OK, updated Fallshirmjader's Bio so you can compare details. Over all gate deaths dropped 40 PM - 49 Snuffel's - 7 PIO +1 Pretty encouraging start but the numbers don't quite add up so let me explain. I'm hired to primarily prevent those 3 alliances from getting kills and the second mission is to reduce deaths on that gate in general. So when we kill them, or their alts, on the gate, for example, that counts against us as far as over all kills. And yes Kaybella Hakaari they did drop an Archon on us along with their other counter mob. Also I had completely forgot about smart bombers, which is actually ironic, so I now have stealth bombers in place to counter that particular issue. Now this Smart Bombing brings up a slight conflict of interest with other projects that I am working on so if you are in the above mentioned alliances, and working with me and others on another channel/project, I will not interfere with your ongoing operations in anyway at that gate. My client has been informed of this conflict and she has no issues with my compromise. So that ends my first day's report! Over a week roughly 800 things get killed on that gate. I'm pretty confident by the end of Monday I'll have it down to at least 400! Course with my luck there will be a massive 2,000 man fleet fight on that gate this week but anyway......
Sounds like a pile of Salt. Btw i want my cut on that payment. I am the gate keeper of that gate. Anyone that does any transactions over my gate gets taxed. |
Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
4
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Posted - 2017.06.15 15:14:00 -
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Gugl1 Molou: Yes they did. But everyone knows that all members of Snuffed Out must maintain soft hands and smooth lips so I don't see how that is an issue.
Day 2 Operation Report
Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation
Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 678 -105
Project.Mahyem. 530 455 -75
Snuffed Out 301 311 +11
Pen Is Out 286 255 -31
Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -95
The drop in gate kills seems to be increasing so looks like we are on track for that 400 figure I hypothesized in an earlier post.
*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out the task of gate camping the Nourv gate. |
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2336
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Posted - 2017.06.15 19:15:12 -
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Dracvlad wrote:nobody cares
I see the pedophile angsty teen is trying to be relevant again.
Being you seem to be a gutless coward in RL as well as EVE one wonders why you play this game.
Let me guess........leather chafes your skin too much?
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Dracvlad
Tactically Challenged Tactical Supremacy
3227
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Posted - 2017.06.16 05:50:14 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Dracvlad wrote:nobody cares I see the pedophile angsty teen is trying to be relevant again. Being you seem to be a gutless coward in RL as well as EVE one wonders why you play this game. Let me guess........leather chafes your skin too much?
Triggered...
Calm down ganker...
When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.
Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp
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Hug Life
Risk Breakers Snuffed Out
0
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Posted - 2017.06.16 06:00:34 -
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I had no idea people used the forums.
Post on reddit and see what they think of your posting. |
Hug Life
Risk Breakers Snuffed Out
0
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Posted - 2017.06.16 06:06:26 -
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Also, I'll drop Tau for you.
13.8 billion ISK.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2337
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Posted - 2017.06.16 07:32:03 -
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Dracvlad wrote:more pathetic drivel...
You seem to be in the wrong game, snowflake.
Star Trek Online is over there.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Dracvlad
Tactically Challenged Tactical Supremacy
3228
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Posted - 2017.06.16 08:04:01 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Dracvlad wrote:more pathetic drivel... You seem to be in the wrong game, snowflake. Star Trek Online is over there.
You seem a bit mad, calm down ganker.
When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.
Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp
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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
336
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Posted - 2017.06.16 09:53:54 -
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Man are those gankers born rude n salty.
Keep triggering those petals Vlad.
They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.
(Bob's a cuck)
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
5
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Posted - 2017.06.16 11:17:14 -
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Day 3 Operation Report
Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation
Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 581 / -202
Project.Mahyem. 530 / 377 / -153
Snuffed Out 301 / 270 / -31
Pen Is Out 286 / 255 / -39
Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -223
It's only been 3 days of "Active Duty" and already passed the 50% mark of our goal. Props to Snuffed and PIO for trying to adapt to the "New Normal" in Tama!
On a completely unrelated note these forums need more emoticons.
*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate. |
Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
6
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Posted - 2017.06.17 11:44:07 -
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Day 4 Operation Report
Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation
Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 486 / -297
Project.Mahyem. 530 / 306/ -224
Snuffed Out 301 / 250 / -51
Pen Is Out 286 / 241 / -45
Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -320
Total Estimated ISK (1) saved at gate: $23,463,000
Total Estimated ISK (1) NOT on Trifecta's KB: $25,280,000 If this were a fleet fight, so far, it would be the equivalent of losing a blingy T3 to destroy a Nyx being built in an old school POS. EASILY a fair exchange!
*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate. Also, as you can see, the Operation is having an effect on their actions in the entire system as the number of combined reduced kills are great then the kills prevented at the gate.
(1) Methodology- Added up all kills on gate each day, subtracting the single highest kill each day, then divided by number of kills on kourvukaiken gate. Keep in mind this is a conservative number as each of those 3 days of sampling there were billion isk kills removed. |
Schmell
Russian Thunder Squad Project.Mayhem.
50
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Posted - 2017.06.17 17:10:36 -
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Pretty nice bot you got running there mate, mind sharing technical details?
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
9
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Posted - 2017.06.19 10:44:35 -
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Day 6 Operation Report
Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation
Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 532 / -251
Project.Mahyem. 530 / 350/ -180
Snuffed Out 301 / 257 / -44
Pen Is Out 286 / 2485/ -1
Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -225
Total Estimated ISK (1) saved at gate: FAR more then $23,463,000 estimated 2 days ago
Been a pretty hectic weekend (And a belated happy fathers day to you all!).
Schmell- The bot is a proprietary invention of Baltrom and JONI ADAMA ( of No Handlebars. fame.). By combining their expertise in German and Music (Respectively) they created a program for beating the Turing Test! (Code named "Fallshirmjader"). I, however, managed to persuade them that there was a much better use for their invention and so HO 229 now uses it for counter gate camping! Or maybe there is another explanation that will be given during one of my next briefings (One that will be slightly more probable then this first one.).
Well some interesting things happened on the gate this weekend. Apparently the trifecta decided to try to counter my operation, code named "Tama Covfefe", with a marathon weekend gate camp (Props to them for doing this by the way.) If you check the time stamps of kills, and compare them to the previous week, you will see they put forth an incredible effort and came away with some partial success.
Their partial success came in the form of not only stopping the drop in kills but, as you can see from comparing todays post with that of my previous one from 2 days ago, even manage to INCREASE the kill count! Again, props to Team Trifecta (Though primarily PM.)!
At first glance this would seem a big victory for team Trifecta... until we look closer at the numbers. What we find is, yes they had more kills, but the QUALITY of those kills were horrible!
The average kill value on the Tama gate, including empty pods, is roughly $73 mil ISK per kill (Check previous post on methodology used to come up with that number.). However, the average kill from the Marathon run Dropped to 53.6 mil each. In fact it would have dropped all the way to 40.05 mil each were it not for one lucky kill of a frigate with more cargo value then pilot brains!
The conclusion one draws from this is that the Marathon had the ironical effect of making my counter camp even MORE effective, per kill, by compressing almost 2 days worth of camping into 1 for both Saturday and Sunday. An added value to my client who massively underpayed for the service I provide!
Now some people have asked why it is that they are able to get any kills at all when IGÇÖm on the gate. The answer is slightly longer then what I am willing to type out for this briefing so I will answer that particular question when I give the second possible answer to SchmellGÇÖs question about my GÇ£BotGÇ¥.
Well thatGÇÖs it for now so untill the next briefing....
Total Estimated ISK (1) NOT on Trifecta's KB: Well over $25,280,000! If this were a fleet fight, so far, it would be the equivalent of losing a blingy T3 to destroy a Nyx being built in an old school POS + at least a fleet of subcaps. EASILY a fair exchange! Cool
*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate.Big smile Also, as you can see, the Operation is having an effect on their actions in the entire system as the number of combined reduced kills are great then the kills prevented at the gate.
(1) Methodology- Added up all kills on gate each day, subtracting the single highest kill each day, then divided by number of kills on kourvukaiken gate. Keep in mind this is a conservative number as each of those 3 days of sampling there were billion isk kills removed. |
Freya Sertan
Solid Inc Zaibatsu Mercantile
765
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Posted - 2017.06.19 15:27:32 -
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Dabasir wrote:Mike Adoulin because "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"- Gordon Gecko
*GECKO*
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
9
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Posted - 2017.06.20 17:48:55 -
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Day 7 Operation Report
Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation
Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 481 / -302
Project.Mahyem. 530 / 327/ -203
Snuffed Out 301 / 205 / -96
Pen Is Out 286 / 258 / -28
Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -327
At the end of this operation it would seem we've had a massive success! At the half way point I had the Trifecta miss out on the equivalent $25.2 billion isk worth of kills (And with a conservative drop value of 10% they are looking at missing $2.5 billion isk worth of loot as well!).
Realizing the damage I was causing they started camping the gate in marathon fashion by doubling the amount of time they spent on the gate for those remaining 3 1/2 days. In essence they were compressing 7 days worth of camping into 3 1/2. (Time stamps of kills from the week prior, when I was not counter camping, verifies my claim.) This made it look like my counter camp was now losing its effect.
However, not only was the camp still effective in lowering their kill rates it also reduced their kill VALUES as well! As I pointed out in my last brief their ISK per kill dropped dramatically from $73 million isk to $53.6. This would mean that not only doubling the estimated kill value for the rest of the week would be appropriate but an additional 26% should be added to it as well (Because they missed out on the more blingy ships that were warned away). This means that the total effect of my week long anti gate camp operation would be $88.704 BILLION not on their kill board with $8.8 billion in lost loot!
Now granted I will give you that in a long term campaign they would not be doing marathon camping so for any future operations it is VERY reasonable to assume that I would be doing $50.4 billing worth of kill board denial and $5 Billion in lost isk to the trifecta.
If anyone is interested in sponsoring me so that I can continue this campaign please contact me ingame. It was an education for me and I'm already working on how to apply my efforts to the high sec freighter gankers around Uedama. An area where my efforts look like they will be measured in HUNDREDS of billions rather then tens of billions of ISK saved.
Thanks to you all and I hope this was and education for all of you as well!
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat Snuffed Out
4111
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Posted - 2017.06.22 11:46:40 -
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lol this is cute, you think your operation is some sort of success because kills are dropping slightly, sorry to burst your bubble twinkletoes its summer and half the people who usually camp that gate are doing other things.
How about a counter offer ... send me 50mil isk and you can get one of our new TamaDrama Gate Pass
Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel
Calm down miner.
As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they
would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
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Dabasir
Ho 229 No Handlebars.
9
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Posted - 2017.06.24 12:51:16 -
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Lan Wang wrote:lol this is cute, you think your operation is some sort of success because kills are dropping slightly, sorry to burst your bubble twinkletoes its summer and half the people who usually camp that gate are doing other things.
How about a counter offer ... send me 50mil isk and you can get one of our new TamaDrama Gate Pass
As with most made up arguments I see you are avoiding facts and evidence. Fortunately I'm used to dealing with the slow minded/lazy so I have taken the liberty of planning ahead and preparing evidence for you.
Now at the start of this grand adventure there were 783 kills on the Nourvukaiken Gate. At the end of the week, even with the heroic efforts of the Trifecta, I was able to bring that down to 481 kills in less then a week. Now, about half way through the new week of no anti-gatecamp, kills on that gate are already up to 728 on that gate! https://zkillboard.com/location/50014002/
So much for "...it's summer and half the people who usually camp that gate are doing other things." I'll be sure to make a permanent copy of the gate's activities at the end of Tuesday for you and add it to Fallshirmjaders bio. So that other members of your girl scout troop don't get confused by this horrible lie.
In the future you should probably make your lies a little harder to disprove. In fact anytime you want to try and refute what I say how about you send me 100 million isk and I'll write something up for you? OK Pumpkin? |
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