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Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:19:27 -
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I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon....
Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn.
The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper.
I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution.
...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement.
Thank god for Amazon SRP. |
JC Mieyli
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
113
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:21:05 -
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no i hate people who hurt animals |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1600
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:25:38 -
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Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!!
POD THE DOG!!!
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
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Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:36:28 -
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Lol! He might drop some left over loot. The smack i talked to him in local when he docked up was unreal. |
Mr Mieyli
Hedion University Amarr Empire
656
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:39:55 -
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Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.
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Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:45:32 -
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Mr Mieyli wrote:Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.
I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! |
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
642
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:53:52 -
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Julissa Emberstorm wrote:Mr Mieyli wrote:Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8
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JC Mieyli
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
113
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Posted - 2017.06.16 03:56:45 -
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Tuttomenui II wrote:Julissa Emberstorm wrote:Mr Mieyli wrote:Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8 has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle
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CMDR-HerpyDerpy Hurishima
Debitum Naturae Goonswarm Federation
81
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Posted - 2017.06.16 04:00:38 -
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RIP |
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
642
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Posted - 2017.06.16 04:01:51 -
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JC Mieyli wrote:Tuttomenui II wrote:Julissa Emberstorm wrote:Mr Mieyli wrote:Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8 has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle
No, but thank you for that. Now I can not un-see it.
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ISD Stall
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2017.06.16 10:54:04 -
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The Cat the Cat I have a 4 legged greifer that likes to camp the self destruct button on my computer. Every once and a while the cat alphas it.
ISD Stall
Support Training and Resources (STAR)
Community Communications Liaison (CCL)
Interstellar Services Department.
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
661
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Posted - 2017.06.16 11:13:44 -
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Send the dog off to slaver hound school and let the cat get eaten by your fedo. If you really want the message to get across record the Fedo eating the cat and set it to loop in your real life captains quarters. It worked for me. My dog is super obedient, R.I.P cat and my Fedo shouldn't need to eat for a week.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Mark Marconi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
221
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Posted - 2017.06.16 11:21:29 -
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You probably annoyed your dog or fed it substandard food.
This was just revenge.
The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.
After all we are not just players, we are customers.
Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
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Elenahina
Agony Unleashed The Bastard Cartel
1732
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Posted - 2017.06.16 12:07:49 -
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Here's a thought. Try training your dog. Side benefit, it will stop annoying everyone else too.
Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you.
Also, iderno
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Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union SONS of BANE
701
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Posted - 2017.06.16 12:18:49 -
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Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :) |
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
222
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Posted - 2017.06.16 12:29:21 -
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Have you considered having the dog join CODE?
The dog has the same ability to destroy defenseless ships and the dog probably considers itself an elite PvPer as well.
The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.
After all we are not just players, we are customers.
Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
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RolandofGilead Hakaari
Wyzardz Late Night Overheating
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Posted - 2017.06.16 14:49:25 -
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Leaving a package on the lawn is the RL equivalent of ejecting a can with goodies inside into open space near a gate or station. Nothing good can become of it unless youre within 2500m when its ejected.
Not the dogs fault. Gate camp your mailbox cloaked (do you have any bushes nearby?), Alpha the mailman, pod him, then convo him afterwards and let him know why you did it.
Post pics of your pirate/griefer doggie, too! |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
604
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Posted - 2017.06.16 14:52:58 -
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Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics!
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1603
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Posted - 2017.06.16 15:08:31 -
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Gimme Sake wrote:Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics!
Shouldnt this be whine like theres no tomorrow to CCP to change it? And when they dont listen shoot a monument in your town with fireworks or just spray passing cars with a garden hose and set up signs in your front yard how youre doing it in protest to affect said changes. Bonus points for screaming in "local" aka your front yard as you do all this.
Oh and OP btw you should make a large blinking red light to have the dog wear for 15 mins till his global criminal countdown timer is over.
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
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Belvin Disepret
Pancakelazer
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Posted - 2017.06.16 15:12:12 -
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Perhaps if you give it some Plex it will be good to you, his sick you that alpha branding by now. |
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JC Mieyli
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2017.06.16 15:23:12 -
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nvm delete i delete |
Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
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Posted - 2017.06.17 01:40:53 -
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Rovinia wrote:Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :)
rofl... i might actually do this... |
Piugattuk
Lima beans Corp
644
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Posted - 2017.06.17 01:55:11 -
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If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you. |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1233
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Posted - 2017.06.17 04:31:28 -
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Pod him...nah. Buy him a new SKIN.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1233
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Posted - 2017.06.17 04:32:13 -
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Piugattuk wrote:If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you.
Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow?
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Cristl
657
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Posted - 2017.06.17 05:39:59 -
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What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?!
Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff?
Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol. |
Cristl
657
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Posted - 2017.06.17 05:43:33 -
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Sobaan Tali wrote:Piugattuk wrote:If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you. Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow? Embarrassingly, this made me giggle out loud. |
Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2017.06.17 15:15:47 -
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Amazon is way too kind to its clients.... |
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
647
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Posted - 2017.06.18 01:26:18 -
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Cristl wrote:What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?!
Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff?
Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol.
I am in the USA and my monitor when it was delivered was just laid on the ground right on the inside of the gate laying in the gravel. Might have been tossed not sure, the box wasn't damaged.
Just glad it wasn't this guy delivering it. https://youtu.be/lM3SRG7D21Y?t=7s
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Aiwha
Infinite Point Test Alliance Please Ignore
1258
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Posted - 2017.06.18 04:35:31 -
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The truest test of your love for you pets is when they destroy your things.
I have a shitkitten. He likes to break things. Sometimes the same things repeatedly. Things are replaceable, shitkittens are not.
Sanity is fun leaving the body.
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