Pages: 1 [2] :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
8596
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 04:39:39 -
[31] - Quote
Julissa Emberstorm wrote:I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon....
Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn.
The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper.
I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution.
...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement.
Thank god for Amazon SRP.
Put a sign on the dog shaming it for wrecking your book and post it here.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
|
Salvos Rhoska
3045
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 06:47:44 -
[32] - Quote
Tell your dog GF, give it a firm paw shake and a treat.
Next time secure your logistics better.
PvE v PvP
<>
Old School Exploration
<>
CODE Licenses
<>
CODE Special Agent
|
The Golden Serpent
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
255
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 10:54:49 -
[33] - Quote
This is why I have a turtle.
-:¦:-GÇó:'":GÇó.-:¦:-GÇó* K H A N I D GÇó-:¦:-GÇó:''''*:GÇó-:¦:-
|
Kitteh
Warcrows Who Dares Wins.
1
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 16:14:11 -
[34] - Quote
pod the dog, get a cat! |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
2945
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 16:52:39 -
[35] - Quote
GOOD DOG!
You deserved it somehow, I'm sure.
EvE security zones in pictures
EvE quick reference pdf
EvE links
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28446
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 18:02:59 -
[36] - Quote
Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
647
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 18:10:15 -
[37] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.
Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28446
|
Posted - 2017.06.18 18:14:16 -
[38] - Quote
Tuttomenui II wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts. Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better".
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
667
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 01:30:15 -
[39] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Tuttomenui II wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts. Dogs have masters, cats have staff. The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better". My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
|
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1245
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 10:23:32 -
[40] - Quote
StonerPhReaK wrote:My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...
Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
|
|
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
238
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 11:41:04 -
[41] - Quote
Sobaan Tali wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.
Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you.
The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.
After all we are not just players, we are customers.
Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
|
ISD Stall
ISD STAR
61
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 11:48:28 -
[42] - Quote
Mark Marconi wrote:Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you.
Don't tell my Cat that!
ISD Stall
Support Training and Resources (STAR)
Community Communications Liaison (CCL)
Interstellar Services Department.
|
Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1617
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 12:03:45 -
[43] - Quote
Mark Marconi wrote:Sobaan Tali wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?!
Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
|
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28457
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 15:59:46 -
[44] - Quote
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Mark Marconi wrote:Sobaan Tali wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?! Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!" Relevant linkage
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
|
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
239
|
Posted - 2017.06.19 22:14:11 -
[45] - Quote
ISD Stall wrote:Mark Marconi wrote:Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Don't tell my Cat that! No need to tell your cat, it already knows
The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.
After all we are not just players, we are customers.
Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
|
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
2556
|
Posted - 2017.06.20 02:59:47 -
[46] - Quote
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Mark Marconi wrote:Sobaan Tali wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?! Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"
Nah. Dead things at your door just means, "You are **** at hunting! Eat these, you sorry excuse of a hunter-gatherer!"
If you worship the cats, the cats will put you on the fast track to heaven when you die. It's not a Christian heaven though, so bring a pitchfork. There's gonna be fields of wheat as far as your eyes can see and it's all yours but you are gonna have to work it yourself.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
|
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
5125
|
Posted - 2017.06.20 04:45:07 -
[47] - Quote
Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing. |
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
240
|
Posted - 2017.06.20 15:55:24 -
[48] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Kitteh wrote:pod the dog, get a cat! OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing. More likely to be "accidentally" knocked off the bookshelf onto the floor by the cat.
So the dog, now a member of Code, can once again claim its position as an elite PvPer by destroying even more defenseless ships.
This way the cat looks innocent but still picks up the assist.
The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.
After all we are not just players, we are customers.
Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 [2] :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |