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Rai Hantzel
Black Rose Fleet Systems
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Posted - 2017.06.17 23:10:48 -
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Since I joined up recently and been given my own corporation to manage, with a little cash in it to do some business, I figure to go ratting in some of these nest sites to get my cash flow going. I managed to pop all the ships, then this thieving ***** comes floating in on a stratios like the queen of fecking shiva, then steals my overmind loot from a legit kill of mine, now I know this whole drone thing is nuts with everyone doing it but you got to be kidding me, and has the gall drag me out the sun. I wait a bit then the **** doesn't even bother respond so i got her in a target lock, timer is kicking then i figure "What the hell?" since I read that a Catalyst was a common gank ship so I decided to blast the little *****. CCP, I gotta ask, what the hell is wrong with when you made the stratios? Come on, it shouldn't be able tank whatsofuckingever, its damn explore cloaker frigate, not a damn Tier 2. anyway, long story short, Catalyst got blown up and the little whore ran off without even telling me what the hell was in my overmind drone loot.
So like any average CEO, Im gonna let my fellow pilots know that this ***** is out there flying a goddamn stratios going around like a slutty ninja, and stealing Rogue drone nest rewards. I recommend blasting Niran Krynn the moment she gets into your local system, adding her to your contact list as negative, because Karma is a ***** and we got an entire fleet of it here in New Eden. I last seen her poking around near jita, specifically New Caldari, so keep your guns loaded, and if anyone blasts her while she's in her Stratios, link the kill feed.
Fly Hot homies! |
Saeger1737
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2213
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Posted - 2017.06.17 23:33:15 -
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Why do I feel like I should of read this in Samuel L Jackson's voice.... Just saying
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
663
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Posted - 2017.06.17 23:34:21 -
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Rai Hantzel wrote:Since I joined up recently and been given my own corporation to manage, with a little cash in it to do some business, I figure to go ratting in some of these nest sites to get my cash flow going. I managed to pop all the ships, then this thieving ***** comes floating in on a stratios like the queen of fecking shiva, then steals my overmind loot from a legit kill of mine, now I know this whole drone thing is nuts with everyone doing it but you got to be kidding me, and has the gall drag me out the sun. I wait a bit then the **** doesn't even bother respond so i got her in a target lock, timer is kicking then i figure "What the hell?" since I read that a Catalyst was a common gank ship so I decided to blast the little *****. CCP, I gotta ask, what the hell is wrong with when you made the stratios? Come on, it shouldn't be able tank whatsofuckingever, its damn explore cloaker frigate, not a damn Tier 2. anyway, long story short, Catalyst got blown up and the little whore ran off without even telling me what the hell was in my overmind drone loot.
So like any average CEO, Im gonna let my fellow pilots know that this ***** is out there flying a goddamn stratios going around like a slutty ninja, and stealing Rogue drone nest rewards. I recommend blasting Niran Krynn the moment she gets into your local system, adding her to your contact list as negative, because Karma is a ***** and we got an entire fleet of it here in New Eden. I last seen her poking around near jita, specifically New Caldari, so keep your guns loaded, and if anyone blasts her while she's in her Stratios, link the kill feed.
Fly Hot homies!
A Stratios is a cruiser. Its pretty sexy too. Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.
Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Moon Moon Burdy
Dissidence Dawn The-Culture
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Posted - 2017.06.17 23:35:14 -
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Rai Hantzel wrote:So like any average CEO, Im gonna...
You may be surprised to find that it's the less-than-average CEO's who post this type of thing, sir.
Are you wishing to press charges? What evidence do you have for us that this event even took place? A killmail would help your case dramatically in this instance.
Otherwise you may need to be charged with defamation of character or something. Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.
Things that went boom
Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!
Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
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Jagd Wilde
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
105
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Posted - 2017.06.18 02:40:08 -
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This OP has a bright future.
As a feature on the minerbumping blog.
Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.
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Jagd Wilde
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
105
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Posted - 2017.06.18 04:07:40 -
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Oh noes, I may have been trolled. I think OP is Starterrorprime's alt.
Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.
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Moon Moon Burdy
Dissidence Dawn The-Culture
269
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Posted - 2017.06.18 07:10:01 -
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Bamboozled, are we?
Things that went boom
Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!
Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28444
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Posted - 2017.06.18 09:50:17 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.
Fly sexy, Fly Stratios. And crimewatch too.
OP if the loot wasn't in your hangar, in the station, it wasn't yours.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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gnshadowninja
Back Passage Explorer's Vendetta Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2017.06.18 10:30:48 -
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Reading that post hurt my brain, please reframe from posting again. |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
609
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Posted - 2017.06.18 11:06:58 -
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Since when being baited has anything to do with being a CEO?
Also... tying to 1v1 a stratios in a cat and wondering what went wrong bwahahaha.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Saeger1737
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2223
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Posted - 2017.06.18 12:40:59 -
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gnshadowninja wrote:Reading that post hurt my brain, please reframe from posting again. No he should post way more, like tons more, like metric tonnage more, like punching two babies in the face while stealing their momma more....
Just read with either an LL cool J voice or a Samuel L Jackson's voice.
MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2341
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Posted - 2017.06.18 13:34:26 -
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Surprised the Stratios pilot didn't roflstomp this guy into oblivion.
Man, I dream of some idiot in a Catalyst shooting at my flashy Suspect Stratios in an event site.
*looks at OP*
Why hello there, fellow EVE player.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
28448
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Posted - 2017.06.18 19:50:00 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Why hello there, fellow EVE player. If you're going to steal a line, it may as well be one of Mr Kane's.
Here's my prediction for the OP, having gained the attention of a radioactive rodent.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Rai Hantzel
Black Rose Fleet Systems
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Posted - 2017.06.19 06:35:47 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.
Fly sexy, Fly Stratios. And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.
Oh **** yes it is mine, if anything I should get a kill right on her for it, still I just wanted to alert folks and hope someone blasts the little ****, cause those stratios are expensive even if ya are using them for intended use like exploring instead of wandering around hi-sec pissing off people new to the game. I'd still like to see a nice fat killfeed on her because from what I hear, bounties aren't worth **** in this game, and not really worth spending the money on.
Jagd Wilde wrote:oh noes, I may have been trolled. I think OP is Starterrorprime's alt.
Nah the dude picked me up on his payroll when I first joined wandering around the noob system and told me he'd make the CEO of his corp until he got finished messing around with an alliance, so getting paid to be a seat filler isn't too bad while I kind of figure how everything works. So far, I've probably spent a good chunk of the ten mil he forgot about getting set up so I'm happy with my current setup. Anyway, Nice to meet and hope I can do business with you sometime soon, if I can find the money for it.
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Jagd Wilde
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
111
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Posted - 2017.06.19 06:54:08 -
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Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.
Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2017.06.19 06:55:29 -
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Rai Hantzel wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.
Fly sexy, Fly Stratios. And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station. Oh **** yes it is mine, if anything I should get a kill right on her for it, still I just wanted to alert folks and hope someone blasts the little ****, cause those stratios are expensive even if ya are using them for intended use like exploring instead of wandering around hi-sec pissing off people new to the game. I'd still like to see a nice fat killfeed on her because from what I hear, bounties aren't worth **** in this game, and not really worth spending the money on. Both salty and wrong about nearly everything.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2348
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Posted - 2017.06.19 14:17:21 -
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Jagd Wilde wrote:Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.
SHHHHHHHHHH
Ahem.
*to OP*
Now tell us more about your eyes...:)
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Freya Sertan
Solid Inc Zaibatsu Mercantile
765
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Posted - 2017.06.19 15:26:38 -
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Pretty sure I cleared a site with this guy running it, too.
In my Stratios.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Areen Sassel
210
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Posted - 2017.06.19 17:27:58 -
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Jagd Wilde wrote:Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.
I think I preferred Start Error's thesaurus soup to this vaguely misogynistic ranting. |
Orlacc
960
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Posted - 2017.06.19 23:04:51 -
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Queen of sheba...not shiva
"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2365
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Posted - 2017.06.26 13:07:24 -
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Guess OP couldn't handle being in his own corp.
Well, shucks.
*kicks can*
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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William Ormono
Regional Rat Control Ltd.
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Posted - 2017.06.27 19:05:12 -
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Well.... Welcome to Eve OP
It may make you feel better to know your assailant actually lost a Stratios 5.5 hours before your encounter with him. With a loss of almost a bil, no wonder he had to steal your site! He also lost a second Stratios the next morning. Karma for you?
In all honesty though, Eve has a very steep learning curve. From your post, it seems you still have a lot to learn, which is not a bad thing - we were all there at one point - but it is something you should recognize. Teaming up with some veteran players might help you to speed through the learning curve, but some people (myself included) would rather learn for themselves (aka learn the hard way) and will make the odd mistake.
What Niran did in that situation is exactly the same as what 99% of other Eve players would have done. I'm not trying to through salt in the wound here, but your ship loss is 100% on you and stealing valuable loot is part of this game. Engaging a Stratios with a Catalyst is suicide. You're correct that Catalysts are a ganking ship, but they operate in fleets with several other catalysts. Rarely will they 1v1 gank something with the exception of a high value shuttle or frigate. The Stratios is a tough nut to crack on the best of days, a T1 fit destroyer doesn't stand a chance.
Anyway, sorry to hear about your loss. If you keep playing Eve you will quickly learn this is part of the game and over time you will come to take it in stride.
Anyway, just wanted to make you aware that your revenge has already been served. Hope that puts a smile on your face
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William Ormono
Regional Rat Control Ltd.
75
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Posted - 2017.06.27 19:06:30 -
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Oh, and for those curious, Rai's killmail can be found here. |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2365
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Posted - 2017.06.28 00:32:23 -
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He took a railfit t1 Cat up against a Strat.
And the Strat pilot....isn't even that good.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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