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Lil Thugsta
Minmatar Poppin A Cap Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:07:00 -
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So this bein me first postin an all lets me say my thing firstz. Is be Lil Thugsta, the original gangsta.
Is scibble down my own foughts, my own rhymes, these myn and no one elsez. So donst be playa hatin cauz i dosnt mess wif ****stas. I be doin my thang for my main man, and hes the don boss pimp. I be doin this so he dont be caught ridin dirrty up in hurr. So lay out and read my rhythmz and hear how it all went down. And if youz be gettin offendez by dis than you not be readin it rit.
And soz for the delay, my babies momma be naggin up all in hurr. But she be lettin me skeet so iz all goods.
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O.K. so let me break it down for all yall that couldnt front it today.
Now we got a buzz from these UK guys about some **** going down. They know were strapped and wez always be lookin to flex our muscles. So we make some calls an round up the troops and get ready to roll out.
Now before I get to into this, for thoz that donst knaw, let me lay it down. UK are decent blokes. They not to bright and seem to get hardons lookin at pics of David Hasselhoff or BB or some **** like that. Now wez aint down with that but they let us gat up in their turf war so we be chill for now. Nonetheless, muppets. I mean thes guyz are some serious tools. We be like "nah you aint playin possum" and they be like "k" but we all know they be our meatshield. But we dont wanna be scratchin up our ridez so we send them in first.
newaiz i be digressen so lets me get back to the matteh at hand. They give us a ring and we roll up. On our way we get the word that CVA has already busted one of UKs safehouses. So were like "****" Now we gotta dink around for them to roll out on up to the next one. And we donst wanna bug em off so we chill out on a corner.
While chillin this chump rolls by. Now he can cleary see that this block is OUR block. I mean what the flying hell is this poser thinkin. We got here first. After shootin him a look he tries to split but our fingers are itchin and so we decide to scrath. We get him round the corner. After scroungin the body we find he was rollin with some fly bling. We yoinked his ice but his gold fronts ate it.
*snip* - no killboard links please. -Ivan K
Cause we did this in the open and we be a bit blood stained, we start to smell bacon. We head out to a back alley till the heat cools off. Scorps is lookin fo another back alley dice game cause we all know hes a broke arse. Hes never got scrilla. Scorps got a hole in his pocket but he aint runnin jank. He always pimpin out till hes out of dough.
Finally we hear it on the grapevine that CVA is comin up on a methlab so we move out. Now UK has nottin there besides some of there babies mommas wif rollin pins. So we jump it and go all out till we there.
When we finally arrive Ian be like "yo, hide a block back so we can do this **** right" and everyone else be like "yea fo sho" and then peeps still be goin and so then Ian sayz "okayz you monkeyz everybodies wait round the corner instead of one block back" but then of course by the time we all get round the corner its been 30 secs and people be makin a break for it. boulette almost ate it but didnt cause he was body armored. Lady luck didnt give him time to strip it before we left. So CVA bugger off from the methlab and come to play with us. Now they got a lot of us zeroed and **** starts hittin the fan. Well now we are the best so the soilders all know what to do and we do our thing and they do their thing and you know what? In the end we gotta bandaid it up a bit but no one is goin down 6 feet today. We showed CVA what we got and they run like the *****s they are. |
Lil Thugsta
Minmatar Poppin A Cap Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:07:00 -
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Even though we were hopin to catch a few of the CVA bosses off gaurd and skool some of their guyz wit the big guns, we still got some play.
Then this little UK lemming is goin round the corpses and search the wallets and takin the rolexes. So we get the order and we all***** our guns at em and say lay off. So he ****s himself and runs off and we be like "YEAAAAA BOI!"
UK wanna try to take back the big house that CVA snatched from em. So we say we can hang for a bit while they do their thing. But then they start crampin our style which aint cool. We tell em to splittin since this was just possed to be a dap n dip since the fatties already got spooked. Now we aint gonna be done yet cause we be gottin intelligense. Outbreak are some smart motha****az and dont no one be forgettin that o else we gonna send BB your way. So we tell UK to keep the heat on and so we head out. But then they start to get chicken and thats just unforgivable. So we say screw em and head home so our hos can grease our axels and then make us a pie or some ****.
*snip* - no killboard links please. -Ivan K
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And that be how it all went down.
Your ones and onlez gangsta Lil Thugsta iz bouncin outs of hurr.
PEACE!
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Maraude Fury
Minmatar Shadow Of The Light R i s e
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:10:00 -
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Someone have a link to a Gangstawannabe -> English translator please.
damn.. Hope you don't talk like that in real life.
Good luck in whatever you were trying to say.
Maraude Fury Shadow Of The Light .SOL.
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Arii Smith
Caldari StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:11:00 -
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Edited by: Arii Smith on 05/06/2007 21:15:20 That picture sums it up nicely.
EDIT: I thought the style was very humorous
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The Dokter
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:12:00 -
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Hell yeah
"It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. He can kill you." |
Doddy
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:12:00 -
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quality :)
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Anope
High4Life Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:14:00 -
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anyone else here stopped reading on line 2?
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Wesley Baird
Ever Flow FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:19:00 -
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Can someone translate from teenager to adult please?
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Vahl
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Anope anyone else here stopped reading on line 2?
*raises hand*
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Now you realize that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. |
ALPHA12125
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:21:00 -
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ali g 4tw
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Baun
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:22:00 -
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Did MC PeePants write the topic post?
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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M Amis
Beach Bunnys
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:22:00 -
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Edited by: M Amis on 05/06/2007 21:23:28 Cold Blooded Murder of the English Tongue
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Firane
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:22:00 -
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An excellent report sir!
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Kalestra Cable
Caldari Faust Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:24:00 -
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LOL.
Very nice battle report, best read in ages.
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kbullet
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:27:00 -
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awesome!
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Dave White
coracao ardente
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Dave White on 05/06/2007 21:26:59 Posting in the thread because of the awesome banner.
Well, and the nicely written battlereport
CORA. Killboard Personal Killboard |
Aindrias
Amarr Fomus-Amarr Industrial Novus Ordos Seclorum
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Aindrias on 05/06/2007 21:33:08
Originally by: Anope anyone else here stopped reading on line 2?
After line one.. =-( LOL
Quote: Someone have a link to a Gangstawannabe -> English translator please
Try this... LOL
See what you can do with Paintbrush? |
Awyn Lothr
Andromeda BR United Corporations of Eve
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:33:00 -
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Originally by: Aindrias
Originally by: Anope anyone else here stopped reading on line 2?
After line one.. =-( LOL
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:38:00 -
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Edited by: Rikeka on 05/06/2007 21:37:33
Originally by: Lil Thugsta Stuff
On today`s EvE, which is full of alts, and one never knows for sure to whom one may be talking, I just know one thing:
You are not Seleene`s alt.
In EvE there was no 100% certainty... till now.
Congratulations.
"I am matter... I am anti-matter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:39:00 -
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My name is Backdoor Bandit and I endorse this ****zle. -----------
Post with your main or STFU! |
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Iva Soreass
FireStar Inc
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit My name is Backdoor Bandit and I endorse this ****zle.
What he said.
I was violated by BackDoor Bandit :*(
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Naim Obeji
Minmatar Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:44:00 -
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That was an excruciating read. I should have stopped at the sweet banner and considered myself ahead.
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DrRockIT
Caldari Asgard Schiffswerften Ev0ke
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:53:00 -
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Lolz, awsome... mad props to your skillz biatch
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Lazydog
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:56:00 -
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Sounds like someone's been dis-ing da wrong guys!! and whose these Toxin homies?
Scorps sounds like a real true playa
Peace out man!!
good read!
------------------------ Female Eve Players In Sig's 4tw :P
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:06:00 -
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what with this thread and Backdoor Bandits 'interjection' yesterday
(http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=531695)
I really think the 9UY siege is providing its money's worth in forum entertainment for the masses
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Imode
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:12:00 -
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"We Approve"
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Layla
Dark and Light inc. D-L
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:13:00 -
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Cool Made ai larf
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Shai Faetal
Amarr Burn The Witch
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:18:00 -
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this post is too advanced for the average noob.
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Sc0rpion
Archer Daniels Midland
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:19:00 -
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My IQ dropped 15 points just by entering this thread.
The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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Janu Hull
Caldari Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.05 22:20:00 -
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In the event anyone is taking requests, can we get the next battle report in LOLCODE?
This is my sig, there are many others just like it. With me, my sig is worthless. Without (or with even) my sig, I am worthless... |
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