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Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:10:00 -
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As topic gogogogogo Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Skydell
Space Mermaids
83
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:14:00 -
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Last one to poast will be the mod that locks it.. just saying. |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation The I.D.E.A.
20
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:15:00 -
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Skydell wrote:Last one to poast will be the mod that locks it.. just saying.
Yuuuuup |
sycore101
Global Economy Experts Stellar Economy Experts
34
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:16:00 -
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POST IS LOCKED
ISKIES PLEAZE |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
4268
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:17:00 -
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Skydell wrote:Last one to poast will be the mod that locks it.. just saying. You forgot which forums we're on GÇö it happens with some frequency that people get a post or three off after the lock. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
If not, contact Miss DSA to shed your wardecs. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
183
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:17:00 -
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Skydell wrote:Last one to poast will be the mod that locks it.. just saying.
not neccaseraly they don't always comment
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
174
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:18:00 -
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Superpost. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:19:00 -
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Last one to post before the lock gets free isk, its not a hard concept to understand. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
773
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:20:00 -
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thread locked. spam (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
761
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:22:00 -
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what this is... The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
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Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
774
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:22:00 -
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locked (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
184
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:23:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Last one to post before the lock gets free isk, its not a hard concept to understand.
Do you not think this is possibly a good way to wind moderation up as everyone after posting hits the report button and asks for this thread to be locked. Just saying
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
774
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:23:00 -
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seriously (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
174
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:24:00 -
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Professor Alphane wrote:Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Last one to post before the lock gets free isk, its not a hard concept to understand. Do you not think this is possibly a good way to wind moderation up as everyone after posting hits the report button and asks for this thread to be locked. Just saying Good point. Moarpostin. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
761
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:26:00 -
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so the dev who locks the thread gets the isk?
that seems silly The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:26:00 -
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I miss Lady Spank trolling in my local back up north, where are you now my dear? Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Leetha Layne
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:27:00 -
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meh |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
761
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:27:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:I miss Lady Spank trolling in my local back up north, where are you now my dear?
please refrain from posting in your contest thread as you are not a contestant
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
496
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:28:00 -
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What if they never lock it... |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
774
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:28:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:I miss Lady Spank trolling in my local back up north, where are you now my dear? Still basing out of Placid but I tend to head down to Metropolis these days.
I don't usually get there before popping and having to head back home though (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
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Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
69
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:29:00 -
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IBTL |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
761
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:30:00 -
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sorry
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Henry Haphorn
Aliastra Gallente Federation
164
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:30:00 -
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IB4L |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:30:00 -
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Ahh, i shall keep an eye out for you then, metropolis is where im supposed to be atm i think, although as per usual, i 'drift' :D Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Selinate
544
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:30:00 -
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Free Isk? |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
69
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:32:00 -
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For what? |
Selinate
544
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:33:00 -
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I want free isk |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:36:00 -
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Nearly page 3 ... Just saying. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
280
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:36:00 -
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\o/ All GëíGêçGëí Ships | GëíGêçGëí - sñÜpüÅpü«sÑçsªÖpü¬péópéñpâåpâá | <-- Links to ShowInfo in-game
FX7 - No Tax... No Rules... No Problem |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
774
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:37:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Ahh, i shall keep an eye out for you then, metropolis is where im supposed to be atm i think, although as per usual, i 'drift' :D Yeah me too though! Often will head to Oto, Hevrice, Tama, then on to Amamake... Or will just power down to Evati and surrounding areas. Other times just do a lazy tour of the north of Placid, heading through Intaki and then into South Placid (RnK territory). Not bad for catching FW plexers although it can be a bit quiet. Handy for lazily half ratting sec up and roaming at the same time (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
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TuonelanOrja
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
160
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:38:00 -
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LOCK THIS ****...NOOOOAAAWWWWWW!!!! what you think next will happen now |
Selinate
544
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:38:00 -
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*snipe* free isk. |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:38:00 -
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IBL for noobie windfall?.... |
Selinate
544
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:39:00 -
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donde est free isk? |
Pod Potato
Entreri Inc. The I.D.E.A.
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:39:00 -
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I'd love some free isk. But, I got the feeling this won't get locked... |
Selinate
544
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:40:00 -
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Pod Potato wrote:I'd love some free isk. But, I got the feeling this won't get locked...
Not before I post, it won't |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
69
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:41:00 -
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well the last post will be the ccp man or lady locking it, so do they get it? |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:42:00 -
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Please try and remain on topic and refrain from simply spamming this thread. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Selinate
548
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:43:00 -
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The reward is going to be like 0.1 isk, isn't it? |
Callean Drevus
Icosahedron Crafts and Shipping Silent Infinity
63
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:43:00 -
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Muad 'dib wrote:well the last post will be the ccp man or lady locking it, so do they get it? This was what I was thinking Developer/Creator of EVE Marketeer
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Selinate
548
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:44:00 -
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Callean Drevus wrote:Muad 'dib wrote:well the last post will be the ccp man or lady locking it, so do they get it? This was what I was thinking
Said post is the lock, the person who posts before the lock gets the isk |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
33
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:44:00 -
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You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested? Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad... Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Selinate
548
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:47:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested? Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad...
Reported for trolling :P |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:49:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested? Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad...
Mate, I'll be up for that actually... I warn you that I'm exceptionally bad though. But u know, 2 Yorkshiremen in Interceptors would be grand like. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
185
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:49:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote: I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free?
As a scouser I'm shocked, not as shocked as if you where a jock but still shocked
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:51:00 -
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Also, now everyone is going to thing this is an alt to alt conversation ^__^
If I win I want a beer IRL rather than ISK, heh (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
33
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:53:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Also, now everyone is going to thing this is an alt to alt conversation ^__^
If I win I want a beer IRL rather than ISK, heh
Beer is always good :) Even between alts... oh how the gossip begins ... Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Selinate
548
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:54:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Also, now everyone is going to thing this is an alt to alt conversation ^__^
If I win I want a beer IRL rather than ISK, heh
Lady Spank not trolling?
It's a post new years miracle. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:55:00 -
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I honour ransoms however so that is an impossibility! (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:55:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Din'stalor Alaric wrote:You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested? Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad... Mate, I'll be up for that actually... I warn you that I'm exceptionally bad though. But u know, 2 Yorkshiremen in Interceptors would be grand like.
Can a 3rd newbie yorkshire man join in?
Promise i'll do as im told and not cycle my guns a single time to get in on cheap killmails
Last post before lock?.. |
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Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:56:00 -
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Oh man,
YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS Corporation would be good.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
201
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:56:00 -
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yoink
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Selinate
548
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:57:00 -
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Roxwar wrote:Lady Spank wrote:Din'stalor Alaric wrote:You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested? Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad... Mate, I'll be up for that actually... I warn you that I'm exceptionally bad though. But u know, 2 Yorkshiremen in Interceptors would be grand like. Can a 3rd newbie yorkshire man join in? Promise i'll do as im told and not cycle my guns a single time to get in on cheap killmails Last post before lock?..
Nope. I'll have that isk. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
778
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:58:00 -
[54] - Quote
Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
589
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:58:00 -
[55] - Quote
Callean Drevus wrote:Muad 'dib wrote:well the last post will be the ccp man or lady locking it, so do they get it? This was what I was thinking ooh, exciting - oh wait, what? |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
33
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:59:00 -
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Tell you what, if you want to be in my vid, and are from yorkshire, mail me, and ill sort out a time and date and we'll have a Yorkshire Pudding Fleet... and yes, i know its cheesy, but im actually from Wensleydale, and therefore its allowed. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Selinate
550
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:01:00 -
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what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts? |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
783
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:02:00 -
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Yorkshire pudding is actually batter, you can have it with golden syrup :D (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Kha'Vorn
Kha'Toum
65
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:02:00 -
[59] - Quote
Well Well.... |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
589
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:03:00 -
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Selinate wrote:what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts?
Mmmm lard |
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Selinate
550
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:04:00 -
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Solhild wrote:Selinate wrote:what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts? Mmmm lard
Lard is an oil, not a pudding
*SNIPE* 4 pages. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
783
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:04:00 -
[62] - Quote
Yorkshire folk don't like to waste owt. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
325
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:05:00 -
[63] - Quote
How much ISK?
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Jill Thiesant
Ordo Mercuia
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:05:00 -
[64] - Quote
First post on the forums since I subbed, this felt important enough for me to log on for. |
Selinate
550
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:06:00 -
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Jill Thiesant wrote:First post on the forums since I subbed, this felt important enough for me to log on for.
first like for your character on the forums for isk whoring. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
783
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:06:00 -
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Kezti sundareur, gran' admiral o' amarr's imperial navy, stood a sen inside t' massi' cathedral, dwarfed by t' icons o' eternity 'a' glinted distantly int' lampleight. 'e remained utterly still, noggin leaned t'wards t' vaulted ceilin. quiet times wor 'ard ta *** by int' empire these days. theear wor eur metallic clank. behin' sundareur, on tutheur side o' t' cathedral, t' massi' doors slowly swung open. footsteps echoed off t' marble floor, then stopped. "welcome, capteeam," sundareur sez wiyaa' turnin aroun'. "admiral," t' capteeam sez. "capteeam, why does thee think thas 'eear?" sundareur asked i' eur quiet bur clear voice. "tell uz, sir," t' capteeam sez i' noncommittal tones. sundareur noticed t' captain's reticence. 'e turned 'n stared directly intoa t' captain's een. "we're goan war, capteeam. fulfillin wee lives' purpose. aren't theur suited?" 'e sez, wi' t' slightest 'int o' irony. "i chuffin' couldn't seh, sir." the admiral sighed. "alreight. speyt freely. it'll be t' last tahhm i' eur long while, sa enjoy it while it lasts." the capteeam made as if ta speyt, 'esitated, 'n shut 'is gob agin. 'e skint t' gaze 'n looked a' t' cathedral walls, whose tinted windows 'ed changed 'ue 'n added eur shinin bronze teur t' evening's red rays. eventually 'e sez, "i dooant think we can win dis war. ah dooant even think theear should be eur war." "recent events pass theur by, capteeam?" t' admiral sez. "i 'ear we 'ed um action. eur bit o' revolt, even." "sir-" "the largest armadeur o' minmatar forces ivva seen crosses o'a intoa wee space, abducts millions o' souls 'n causes untowd destruction 'n 'avoc int' life o' perfectly innocent fowk. t' onny thin 'a' saves wee reet afowa t' wev breyts is an intervention sa defini' 'n miraculous theur could almost call it divine. 'n theur, eur leada o' t' emperor's own 'oly fleet," t' admiral added, walkin close enuff teur t' capteeam 'a' thea chests nearly met, "don't think theear should be eur war." this tahhm t' capteeam 'eld 'is gaze. "noa, sir. ah dooant." "expleeam yursen." "we're still reelin afta t' minmatar onslaught. wea'ar changin leaders, which allus throws eur spanna intoa t' works-" "masta politico-theologians seh wea'ar experiencin eur glorious seeur change o' unprecedented proportions, wi' nobbut celestial glory 'n 'eavenly fate 'a' awaits wee." "theologians can suk uz apoc, sir. wea'ar t' ones mannin t' guns." sundareur betrayed eur smile. "alreight. lug on." "luk, sir, ah'm as 'appy as t' next bloke 'a' sarum is back i' powa. ah 'onestly am. bur wea'ar eur seeur o' fowk, vast 'n 'eavy. she'll need tahhm ta rahte everyone ta 'a cause, even t' ones whoa beleev i' it. 'n if t' reclaimin is ta restart i' earnest, we'll need ta doa it properly reet fra t' start. t' effoarts won't alla owt less than eur unified front, eur genuinely unified one; not just t' sycophants 'n paranoieur o' karsoth's owd court. we need ta clean 'ouse afowa we move intoa anyone else's." "you've given dis um thowt, capteeam." "well, uz superiors insist on addin complexities ta uz job, sir. ah'm merely tryin ta adapt." *** the gran' admiral thowt dis o'a. 'e wor sittin i' eur reeight comfortable chair, considerin reeight unpleasant things. 'is capteeam stood afowa 'im, eur small figure i' eur vast 'n well-lit roa. thee wor i' eur penthouse within shahtin distance o' t' crystal boulevard. lowa military orders wor ensconced i' bunkers beneyth t' boulevard's translucent shields, bur t' admiral wunt ta let 'imself be cowed intoa those. besides, i' 'is carea 'e'd attended menny long meetings i' close quarters wi' overexcited navy brass, 'n 'e knew exactly wha' it 'ood be li'. fowk thowt betta, up 'eear int' fresh air. "complexities such as?" the capteeam tuk eur deep breyth. "aside fra t' tahhm we need ta soarts art internal chaos, t' external situation is sa fragile 'a' we can barely doa owt a' orl. theur can't sneeze i' luminaire wiyaa' both wee side 'n theirs lockin 'n loadin. if we fire even 'un volley ... well, thea captains meight av sense ta od' back, bur concut will roar reet i' 'n stomp aroun', gerrin everyone excited, 'n soona or lata um clart noggin 'otshot will see 'is guinell ta glory. everythin gets set off, 'n orl that's gallock o' everee planet i' luminaire is eur series o' smokin craters." "duly noted, capteeam," t' admiral sez. "we can't start anotha war i' luminaire, which burns um o' wee 'awks neya en'. 'n we certainly can't shun or withdraw fra concut unless we want ta supercharge t' current chaos. wha' else?" the capteeam, starin straeight forrad, kept eur carefully blank expression. "theear is summa' else, sir?" "capteeam, we just lost an entire planet ta eur madman. thars served unda uz for years. dis is neya tahhm for doubts or secret thoughts. wha' else? 'n stan' a' ease, for goodness' sake." the capteeam maintained 'a stance bur 'a voice softened somewha'. shi sez, "sir ... wha' are we goan doa abaht t' capsuleers?" anteson ranchel, whoa 'ed bin vice admiral o' t' gallente federation navy reet up while t' point 'is predecessor made 'un o' t' biggest military blunders i' federation 'istory, gev 'is best capteeam eur gurt grin. "well naw," 'e sez, "that's eur bit o' eur problem. eur group o' fowk sa powerful they're practically eur faction untoa thersen. immortal, fearless 'n wealthy beyon' imaginin. born o' orl fowa empires bur behahden, i' truth, ta neya 'un bur thersen. 'n utterly untapped, i' dis lahl skirmish o' ours." "we need 'em, sir." "of course we doa, capteeam. they'll turn t' tide o' t' war. everee capsulea worth thea pod should be takin eur stan' reet naw, 'n 'elpin t' forces o' reet against t' tyranny 'n violence 'a' envelops wee." the capteeam nodded. "an' wheear, meight ah ax," t' admiral continued, "should 'a' stan' be teken?" "eur long way fra 'eear, if it wor up ta uz, sir," t' capteeam sez. "last thin we need is opposin forces o' pod pilots shootin a' apiece otha reet ahtside wee planet." the admiral smiled. "good. ah'm glad i've (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
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getten um fowk gallock wi' mooar brains than braveree. sa wheear, capteeam, does thee suggest we pur 'em?" *** "the dark en' o' space, ma'am." "if that's eur euphemism, capteeam," t' gran' admiral sez, "believe uz, i've 'eard enuff o' 'em already." for eur minmatar war roa, it made eur numba o' concessions ta sanity. theear wor onny twoa persons theear, not several representatives arguin abaht policy or sharpenin thea weapons. t' walls 'ed tactical maps on 'em, not tribe banners, 'n t' surfaces o' t' recon tables wor completely free o' small arms, painblades 'n repliceur khuumaks. "long meetings, ma'am?" "if ah ivva see anotha memba o' t' minmatar government, whetha republic or nation, it'll be an eon tooa soon, capteeam. meight en' up puttin 'em t' sem place thas suggestin we pur wee capsuleers. sounds li' eur rotten use o' gran' fowk, though." "the government?" "the capsuleers." "not chuffin', ma'am," t' capteeam sez. "we need t' lowsec territories. we need t' resources theear for owt 'n everythin we'll be doin elsewheear." the admiral resumed 'a pacin aroun' t' roa. voices could be 'eard fra somewheear far ahtside, eitha arguments or chants; it wor 'ard ta tell which, sometimes. "i dooant li' dis, capteeam. we did eur full frontal attack 'n it wor 'un o' t' most glorious moments i' minmatar 'istory. we bea' t' amarr nearly ta eur pulp, we flexed wee meight li' nivva afowa sin t' girt revolution. 'n we freed millions." "yes, sir. we bea' t' amarr nearly ta eur pulp." "captain-" "up while t' point wheear thee burnt wee ta cinders 'n brushed away wha' wor gallock o' t' ashes." the admiral rubbed 'a een. 'a nem wor kasoreur nekoa, shi wor i' charge o' t' minmatar fleet 'n shi 'ed not slept for eur long tahhm. "capteeam, i've 'ed three meetings today wi' various minmatar political officials whoa think 'a' brandishin eur khuumak gives 'em free rein wi' war metaphors. ah value thy services, bur understan' 'a' if theur start t' sem, ahl turn thy innards intoa poetry." "ma'am." "as it 'appens, ah agree wi' theur. ah think we doa need t' capsuleers, mooar than menny fowk realize. ah think they're goan turn t' tide o' t' war. ah think they're goan be t' war, i' orl 'onesty. ther's neya way we can gerr away twice wi' t' stunt we pulled a' 'alturzhan, which means we'll need resources for eur longer-term war, 'n we'll need ta move aroun' concut. 'a' means lowsec, 'n t' onny fowk sixes 'n sevens enuff ta feight teur t' deyth ta od' those territories are t' capsuleers. 'n that's not orl. theur norrz what's t' most valuable resource i' lowsec, capteeam?" "well, ther's omba, 'n noxcium, 'n probably 'emorph-" "it's fowk." "reight." "you're goan ax uz wha' thee refine ta, capteeam." "the thowt did cross uz min', ma'am, bur thars 'ed eur long day." "we need 'em for wee efforts. 'n t' amarr want 'em for whateva 'ellish plans they're cookin up. t' empire fleets won't darr *** intoa wee territory agin, not when thee doun't kna li' wha' wea'ar capable o', 'n not while they're sortin art thea problems. sa dis reclaimin," shi spa' t' wut, "or whateva thee want ta call thea excuse for today's dose o' miseree, is goan start i' lowsec, wheear wi've getten millions o' fowk we can't possibly defen'." *** "an' it goes beyon' 'a', capteeam." the capteeam wor silent. 'is superior 'ed not asked 'im eur question. "we've onny just begun," t' admiral continued. t' garden wor quiet apart fra t' bubble o' t' san' waterfall 'n t' distant whispers o' t' lasa birds. "this fust achievement is 'un o' menny ta folla, sa long as we can keep everythin togetha ont' 'ooam front." the capteeam looked teur t' birds. 'earin 'is admiral, whoa 'ed served int' caldari navy for eur long while, criticize t' state's infrastructure li' dis set 'is nerves on edge. there'd bin enuff instability already wiyaa' t' 'igh powers consistently makin it wahr by acknowledgin it. "wha' does thee think abaht gonneur intoa lowsec, capteeam?" t' admiral asked. the capteeam cleared 'is throa'. fleet admiral mordeur engsten wor an intimidatin presence, 'n when shi asked eur question li' 'a', shi woontad eur gran' answa. "well, ma'am ..." t' birds wor approachin, thea 'alogen ahtlines flickerin int' sunny air. the admiral sa' daahn near t' san' waterfall. "speyt, capteeam," shi sez, not unkindly. "i think it's an gran' ideeur whose implications are sure ta be vast, ma'am." "you think it's dumb." "li' eur rock, ma'am." engsten reached art 'n pur 'a 'an' intoa t' waterfall, palm upwards, fingers spread art. t' san' flowed aroun' 'em unrestrained. "tell uz mooar, capteeam. thas not goan ruin owt, least o' orl thy own carea." the capteeam allowed 'imself ta doubt dis. nonetheless, 'e 'ed bin asked eur question, 'n 'e admired t' admiral. 'e tuk eur deep breyth. "i dooant understan' why wea'ar gonneur intoa la security space, sir. it feels li' wea'ar runnin away. seh wha' theur wish abaht 'eth's rise ta powa, 'e lined wee up a' last, 'n made wee kick 'ard a' t' gallente. wi've getten caldari prime back, which ah dint think 'ood ap'n i' uz lifetime if it ivva did a' orl. wi've gorreur war 'eear, admiral." "tha' we doa, capteeam," engsten sez. "na tell uz wha' gains wea'ar fightin for." "well, wee fowk av bin oppr-" "the gains, capteeam," t' admiral interrupted. "not t' ideology. ah want wee final military goal." the capteeam began, "well, ther's luminai-...", then caught t' admiral's gaze 'n fell silent. 'e thowt for eur while, then sez i' quieta tones, "we're not callin abaht luminaire, are we, ma'am?" the admiral slowly shuk 'a noggin. "ma'am ... wea'ar takin dis orl t' way, aren't we?" the admiral nodded wiyaa' smilin. "luminaire is eur bomb reet naw, 'un 'a' could be set off by owt 'n which nobody can control." it felt li' 'e wor mindreadin t' entire military council i' absentieur. "soa we nip on intoa lowsec space ta test art wee capsuleers 'n build up resources. 'n as we mek those gains, we alsoa geeam territory. gallente lowsec territory. which brings wee closa (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Lady Spank
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ta gallente 'ighsec space." "an' luminaire a' last," admiral engsten sez. "an' luminaire a' last, ma'am," t' capteeam sez, eur sleight tremor i' 'is voice. "along wi' everythin else. we'll tek thea edges, 'n then there'll be nowt gallock bur t' centa. we'll doa it, admiral." the fleet admiral pur 'a 'an' int' san' agin. "an' ther's neya doubt i' thy min' 'a' we can doa dis?" "of course not. wea'ar caldari. 'n wea'ar int' reet." the admiral smiled. t' san' 'issed as it flowed thru 'a fingers. *** aside fra t' 'iss, t' roa wor entirely silent. t' fi' jovians inside sa' 'n stared intoa t' etha. thee wor surrounded by polycarbonate windows 'a' showed t' starry space ahtside. the 'iss cem fra an open comms line. the jovians waited. *** in fowa different elevators on fowa different stations, twoa diplomats getten i' ont' top floor. 'un, whoa represented an empire faction, tuk art fra 'is pocket eur small datapadan' cracked eur joke abaht wars. tutheur, whoa represented concut, accepted t' datapad, signed it wi' 'is identity key, 'n laughed a' t' joke. the elevator ride wor long 'n t' diplomats spoke swiftly, codin 'n signin t' necessary digital back-and-forth wi' practiced 'ands. by t' tahhm thee getten art, t' fowa empires 'ed petitioned concut ta ratify an emergency capsulea militieur procedure, 'n wor naw officially a' war. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
35
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:08:00 -
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Gods County, from the centre of Yorkshire, God did grace his palms to create the most beautiful of countys, after that he got lazy and sloppy and create places like Lancashiteshire, Cumbria, Lincolnshire and Hull.
Also, i like to lick my yorkshires round the rim when cold and dip the wet bit in some sugar. Who said sloppy seeconds were a bad thing? Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Selinate wrote:Solhild wrote:Selinate wrote:what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts? Mmmm lard Lard is an oil, not a pudding *SNIPE* 4 pages.
Well, if you're being posh - substitute lard for beef dripping (great Yorkshire puddings ) |
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Selinate
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Lady Spank wrote: ta gallente 'ighsec space." "an' luminaire a' last," admiral engsten sez. "an' luminaire a' last, ma'am," t' capteeam sez, eur sleight tremor i' 'is voice. "along wi' everythin else. we'll tek thea edges, 'n then there'll be nowt gallock bur t' centa. we'll doa it, admiral." the fleet admiral pur 'a 'an' int' san' agin. "an' ther's neya doubt i' thy min' 'a' we can doa dis?" "of course not. wea'ar caldari. 'n wea'ar int' reet." the admiral smiled. t' san' 'issed as it flowed thru 'a fingers. *** aside fra t' 'iss, t' roa wor entirely silent. t' fi' jovians inside sa' 'n stared intoa t' etha. thee wor surrounded by polycarbonate windows 'a' showed t' starry space ahtside. the 'iss cem fra an open comms line. the jovians waited. *** in fowa different elevators on fowa different stations, twoa diplomats getten i' ont' top floor. 'un, whoa represented an empire faction, tuk art fra 'is pocket eur small datapadan' cracked eur joke abaht wars. tutheur, whoa represented concut, accepted t' datapad, signed it wi' 'is identity key, 'n laughed a' t' joke. the elevator ride wor long 'n t' diplomats spoke swiftly, codin 'n signin t' necessary digital back-and-forth wi' practiced 'ands. by t' tahhm thee getten art, t' fowa empires 'ed petitioned concut ta ratify an emergency capsulea militieur procedure, 'n wor naw officially a' war.
Oh, you are just the worst kind of person. |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:09:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Yorkshire pudding is actually batter, you can have it with golden syrup :D
Thats nasty.
Strawberry jam FTW.
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Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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It's all about curd tarts t'be honest (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
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Jesus Christ Spank, just how much spam do we have to put into one thread before it gets locked? Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Selinate
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Jesus Christ Spank, just how much spam do we have to put into one thread before it gets locked?
I would say mods are sleeping, post ponies, but rainbows just aren't my thing... |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:10:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna
M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Jill Thiesant
Ordo Mercuia
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Selinate wrote:Jill Thiesant wrote:First post on the forums since I subbed, this felt important enough for me to log on for. first like for your character on the forums for isk whoring.
Why thank you good sir. |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
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Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:Lady Spank wrote:Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p
Hmm, i was there last night, its boring now with no one actually wanting to put up a fight, even the phobia guys got bored and moved on. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
589
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:12:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Jesus Christ Spank, just how much spam do we have to put into one thread before it gets locked?
Mmmmm Spam |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Owd bloke star
those travelin within t' gallente federation fra t' peccanouette circle teur t' patrie perimeta can mek eur shortcut midway thru by traversin ouperieur - eur parky 'n uninhabited whi' dwarf system. few naw rememba t' nem ouperieur - most fowk onny kna it by wha' it is commonly called, owd bloke star. interstellar jump dri' technology is fairly new. while it cem along, t' onny way fert empires ta expan' thea territory wor ta sen' eur ship ta eur solar system ta build eur stargate. t' fastest versions o' these construction ships managed eur speed o' ceur. 30% o' t' speed o' leet. a' dis speed eur system 10 light-years away could be reached i' 33 years, or theear abaht. t' crew o' t' construction ships wor pur intoa cryogenic stasis fert duration o' t' trip, onny ta be revived once t' destination wor neared. lata, afta jump dri' technology becem available, several o' these ships wor retrofitted wi' jump drives. dis meant 'a' decades-long trips wor eur thin o' t' past. 'oweva, none o' these ahda models 'ed bin built ta 'andle t' soarts o' technology fahn' i' these jump drives, 'n dis meant 'a' stories o' fateful malfunctions circulated frequently. 'un such story wor 'a' o' owd bloke darieuxGÇÖs construction ship. in yc 11, when t' gallente-caldari war wor near its en', eur gallentean construction ship set art fert desolate system then known as ouperieur. theear wor lahl monetary geeam ta be 'ed fra t' systemGÇÖs middlin asteroid fields, bur eur stargate theear 'ood serve as eur link atwixt t' peccanouette circle 'n t' patrie perimeta, which made it eur gran' long-term trade prospect. t' construction ship departed fra villooar system, um 12 leet years distant. estimated travel tahhm wor onny eur few minutes. t' crew consisted o' fi' fowk, eur 'uge reduction fra t' owd days when dozens o' crewmen wor needed GÇô wi' t' technological advances made o'a t' course o' t' war, swarms o' drones 'n robots wor by 'a' point responsible for most o' t' actual construction, wi' t' crew actin mostly as operators 'n technicians. shortly afta t' construction ship set art, disasta befell it. eur miscalculation int' dri' made t' jump misfire, sendin t' ship several leet years off course 'n plantin it int' middle o' an asteroid belt. seconds lata, eur large asteroid clowt t' ship full force. t' impact killed fowa o' t' shipGÇÖs crew, bur t' fifth survived. 'is nem wor ceul darieux 'n 'e wor t' shipGÇÖs drone operator. back 'ooam t' authorities, still embroiled int' war, wor facin girt internal debate as thee pondered concord-mediated peace talks wi' t' caldari. findin lahl incenti' ta lose anotha multi-million isk ship on eur system wi' neya greyta short-term value than ouperieur, thee opted ta shelve t' project. sin t' vesselGÇÖs calculation error wor evident teur t' station personnel whoGÇÖd sent it off, 'n 'cos its subspace beacon 'n comms arrays 'ed bin damaged int' impact, t' ship wor believed destroyed 'n written off. darieuxGÇÖs immediate problem wor 'a ta feed 'imself GÇô ta sev space 'n weeight neya scran wor carried ont' ship, bur t' greenhouse bulbs fra t' shipGÇÖs earlia incarnation wor still equipped ta gra edible plants. dis, 'oweva, required t' proximity o' eur sun ta provide t' essential leet 'n 'ea' - i' shoarts, t' greenhouse bulbs 'n t' plant seeds wor feckless i' deep space. wattah wor an equally pressin problem, as wor t' shortage o' oxygen. t' state o' t' ship did not mek things enny easia - t' asteroid 'ed ripped eur 'uge gash intoa t' side o' t' ship 'n destroyed menny o' t' shipGÇÖs vital systems. t' cargoa od' wor clowt especially 'ard - debris o' destroyed equipment 'n pieces o' t' asteroid cluttered t' small space. darieux pur 'is engineerin skills ta gran' use ta solve these problems. 'e began by tamperin wi' t' fuel tanks. t' fuel tanks, filled wi' liquid 'ydrogen 'n liquid oxygen, served t' propulsion system once t' ship 'ed ta be slowed daahn once near t' destination system. fiddlin wi' t' fuel tanks wor extremely dangerous, as t' ingredients wor 'ighly flammable, bur wi' patience 'n caution darieux managed ta gerr eur controlled reaction art o' t' fuel, which gev 'im both wattah 'n oxygen. then 'e welded togetha everee piece o' glass 'n metal plate 'e could musta int' ship ta gatha 'n stooar wha' lahl leet 'e could fra distant stars. dis wor sufficient for 'im ta start scran production i' 'un greenhouse bulb - by linkin t' bulb intoa t' shipGÇÖs septic tank fertilizers fert plants wor secured. t' result wor enuff scran for 'un bloke 'n lata enuff oxygen production an' orl. i' otha words, darieux managed ta creyte 'is own lahl ecological system. once darieux 'ed stabilized t' conditions ont' ship 'n provided for 'imself 'e next 'ed ta adjust t' course o' t' ship. t' impact 'ed slightly altered t' shipGÇÖs course 'n int' vastness o' space it meant t' ship 'ood bypass t' ouperieur system by billions o' kilometers. t' propulsion system 'ed bin damaged beyon' repair - t' ship wor art o' control 'n 'eadin intoa deep space for eternity. t' mooar tahhm spent on eur solution t' furtha adrift t' ship 'ood be, sa eur sharp resolution wor required. asteead o' spendin valuable tahhm tryin ta build eur new propulsion system darieux opted for eur mooar ingenious solution: t' ship wor equipped wi' eur token force o' comba' missiles. darieux fired t' missiles 'n turned 'em aroun' ta explode against t' strongest points o' t' shipGÇÖs armor. by carefully calculatin t' impact points 'n controllin t' size o' t' explosion darieux managed ta correctly align t' ship ta its original course. darieux briefly contemplated tryin ta turn t' ship completely aroun', bur sharp realized 'a' 'e neitha 'ed enuff missiles for dis, nor 'ood t' 'ull withstan' such eur brute way o' turnin aroun' even if 'e 'ed 'em. na t' dullest part o' t' journey began, as t' ship wor still decades fra ouperieur system a' its current speed. darieux spent t' tahhm creytin gran' robots 'n designs usin t' scrap 'eap int' cargoa od'. 'e... (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
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Badger Molester
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:Lady Spank wrote:Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p Hmm, i was there last night, its boring now with no one actually wanting to put up a fight, even the phobia guys got bored and moved on.
Really? Must have been in quiet times, we have been trying to have gudfites with Republic Alliance and True Reign, but the only time they leave the undock is for covert hotdrops on lone battlecruisers..
TBH we dragged a bunch of scared hiseccers out here, and without ne of the nullbear leaders or one of the flashies to lead them, they get scared to undock if there is an unfamiliar face in local
but we will toughen em up yet And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:16:00 -
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Selinate wrote:what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts?
Black pudding and Yorkshire pudding are two diffrent things, ones a blood sausage and one is oven baked pancake batter.
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Selinate
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Lady Spank wrote:'a' t' asteroid 'a' clowt t' ship 'ed bin reeight rich wi' t' supa rare mineral megacyte - which 'as unique qualities 'a' mek it extremely valuable i' advanced robotics 'n drone manufacturin. avin ta li' 'n fettle i' zeroa gravity year i', year art gev darieux eur distincti' inseight intoa 'i-tech assembly 'n despi' t' limited resources 'n tools a' 'is disposal, wha' 'e creyted durin those long long years 'as nivva sin bin surpassed i' originality or brilliance. a' long last t' ship entered t' ouperieur system, 44 years behin' schedule due teur t' decreased speed caused by t' impact 'n subsequent missile explosions. o'a t' years darieux 'ed invented several techniques for slowin t' ship daahn, just for dis occasion. 'is meeam method wor ta use t' stellar bodies int' system ta 'elp 'im sla daahn. even if t' propulsion system itself wor still art o' orda darieux managed ta gerr um o' t' directional thrusters ta fettle, feedin 'em wi' t' last drops o' fuel. naw 'e began ta zigzag atwixt t' systemGÇÖs planets, usin t' gravity ta 'is advantage ta gi'o'a t' ship 'n even gonneur sa far as ta enta t' atmospheear a' 'un point (protectin t' ship wi' eur 'andcrafted shield). thru these unorthodox methods darieux managed ta gi'o'a t' ship fra shootin art intoa deep space agin. by dis tahhm darieux wor an owd bloke, 'is gaunt body i' eur bad state due ta tooa much tahhm i' zeroa gravity. yet 'is spirit wor still strong 'n 'e wor unwillin ta gee oop naw 'a' 'eGÇÖd managed ta reach 'is destination. satisfyin though it wor ta be int' ouperieur system 'is situation wor still dire as t' prospects for enny kin' o' rescue wor absolutely none a' orl. 'is fate lay entirely i' 'is own 'ands 'n t' onny option wor ta try ta construct t' stargate orl by 'imself. all t' equipment needed ta construct t' stargate wor long sin destroyed or altered beyon' recognition. darieux wor forced ta start fra scratch devisin 'n buildin innovati' drones 'n robot factories. 'e centered 'is activity aroun' eur large asteroid 'a' wor conveniently close teur t' resonance point atwixt t' whi' meeam star 'n its tiny brown companion. theear, on 'a' asteroid, darieux constructed eur small assembly factory an' orl as 'is 'ooam 'n for fi' years 'e labored along wi' 'is robot friends ta complete, single-handedly, eur stargate. eur fea' 'a' 'appen eur 'andful int' whole universe could pull off, darieux performed a' t' age o' 80 GÇô white-haired, wrinkled fyass, shaky 'ands 'n orl. imagine t' surprise o' t' stargate controllers int' villooar system when eur patched up construction ship limped thru thea stargate - t' triumphant remains o' eur mission long sin considered dead 'n lost. darieux reveled int' medieur limeleight for eur while afowa launchin 'is own compenny, creodron, centered ont' blueprints creyted i' an incredible voyage lastin almost 'alf eur century. 'e died eur few years lata, 'is frail body 'n failin internal organs tooa badly damaged for clonin. bur 'is legacy remains strong ta dis day - creodron is t' biggest drone manufacturin compenny int' universe o' new eden 'n t' innovations o' its founda still dri' t' drone industry. renamin t' ouperieur system t' owd bloke star is t' least an appreciati' world can doa.
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Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:17:00 -
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Well its time for me to get to the pub for the football, have fun with the spam and i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will. Also, anyone from Lancashiteshire is not elligable to win this competition as you burnt our chip shop down during the wars, and i am still in mourning. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:17:00 -
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Sounds like a challenge, good luck matey. GÖÑ
303 needs boobalicious back (or I need forum access again) :D (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:18:00 -
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Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:Din'stalor Alaric wrote:Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:Lady Spank wrote:Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p Hmm, i was there last night, its boring now with no one actually wanting to put up a fight, even the phobia guys got bored and moved on. Really? Must have been in quiet times, we have been trying to have gudfites with Republic Alliance and True Reign, but the only time they leave the undock is for covert hotdrops on lone battlecruisers.. TBH we dragged a bunch of scared hiseccers out here, and without ne of the nullbear leaders or one of the flashies to lead them, they get scared to undock if there is an unfamiliar face in local but we will toughen em up yet
Ahh and i am neg sec too, guess i should do some ratting to get fights lol Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:19:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote: i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, NEY HONOUR (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:21:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote: i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will.
Scam. Knew it
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Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
483
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:22:00 -
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Give me free ISK ... |
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:23:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Sounds like a challenge, good luck matey. GÖÑ
303 needs boobalicious back (or I need forum access again) :D
LOL the old forums are gone :sadface: and I never did get around to saving that piccy :P And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:24:00 -
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ahahahaah! glad you know what im on about :D
EDIT: no I dont have it either (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:25:00 -
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Din'stalor Alaric wrote: maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will.
I used to play Skyrim.
But then I took a vagina to the ****.
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Lady Spank
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:26:00 -
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Unda t' seeur, t' city
my fatheur... ... well, nivva min'. *** the gallentean smiled when ah clowt 'im. ah 'ed 'im up against eur wall, 'ands pinned by twoa otha provs, 'n i'd already cracked 'is ribs 'n beyten art eur few teeth. 'e smiled. it wasn't 'a' rictus, eitha, t' 'un wheear they're i' sa much peeam thea faces tense orl up. "enjoyin dis, eh?" 'un prov sez. "shut up," ah sez. ah dint li' baitin, nivva 'ed. wha' theur gev t' mark wor clarity, eur purpose ta 'is peeam. theur made 'im understan', aye, 'a' theur enjoyed dis 'n 'ood gladly doa it foreva unless 'e made it gi'o'a, bur 'a' 'e could mek it gi'o'a, tooa. not reet away, necessarily, bur if 'e changed 'n fahn' 'imself eur new focus i' life, theear 'ood be 'ope. t' mark could nivva be made ta feel li' t' entire thin wor merely eur 'eartless joke. he wor exhausted 'n 'is noggin lolled daahn. ah pur uz 'ands unda 'is chin, lifted it back up sa 'e'd skeg uz int' een. "why did theur doa those things?" ah sez. "we're 'eear ta stay. thas not changin 'a'. orl thas doin is makin trouble." ah raised uz otha 'an' 'n clowt 'im 'ard int' solar plexus. air 'n blood gushed art o' 'is gob. ah 'ood av ta clean t' jacket afowa gonneur ont' day shift tomorra. this tahhm 'e lifted 'is noggin o' 'is own accut. 'n 'e smiled agin. 'un eye swollen shut, gob eur bloody gabble. theear wor neya defiance i' 'a' smile, none o' 'a' gormless attitude theur gerr fra someone who's tryin ta ride t' peeam. neya tauntin, 'a' weapon o' t' weyt 'n powerless. 'e wor somewheear else already 'n ah 'adn't pur 'im theear. "let 'im nip on," ah sez. the provs wor stunned. ah sighed, 'n wondered - 'n not fert fust tahhm - wheear t' 'ell t' force 'ed gotten these guys. "next apeth goes deaf gets twelve weeks ont' tundras," ah sez. they dropped 'im li' eur bag o' rocks. we gallock 'im theear, coughin blood ont' scuffled sna. *** i wor twelve when ah wor accepted intoa t' caldari army. ah wor strong for uz age 'n ah 'ed long sin learned wha' t' world did ta fowk. it wasn't runnin away, though it wor an escape. ah 'ed learned menny things 'n 'un o' 'em wor patience. sa ah trained 'ard 'n ah studied as much as ah possibly could, though ah knew 'a' i'd nivva nip on as far as i'd li'. wha' mattered ta uz wor servin t' state. some fowk, when thee joined, seemed ta av nowt ta doa bur compleeam. not loudly, 'n sometimes not even i' words, bur thee resented thea place 'n easily forgot just 'a much t' army 'ed done for 'em. it tuk wee i', orl o' wee, neya matta 'a brok we wor. it forgev, i' its fashion. it gev rules 'n discipline, which wor nowt new, bur it nivva strayed fra 'em, 'n 'a' blowed uz. if theur screwed up, theur paid t' price 'n wor usually allowed ta lug on, 'n if theur kept yursen i' line theur wor gallock a sen. theur did wha' theur wor towd. i couldn't thoil t' standard, not allus. ah lost uz tempa. summa' i' uz needed ta lash art a' t' world. wha' ah getten fra t' army wasn't eur cure - t' anga wor eur part o' uz 'a' couldn't dee wiyaa' leavin uz diminished - bur an environment wheear ah could tek it teur t' edge wiyaa' jumpin off. ah could be missen as much as wor possible wiyaa' t' threa' o' failure. soa while ah dint move upwards ah crawled eur slanted sideways guinell, risin thru persistence ratha than brains or kissin ass. 'a' wor orl roeight. ah accepted 'a'. 'n when t' tahhm cem thee needed fowk ta tek care o' wee new world - dis smokin crata o' eur 'omelan', dis iceworld thee called caldari prime - thee dint *** teur t' ones whoa 'ed brains, for brains nip on remarkably soft on frozzen tundras, 'n thee dint *** teur t' ass- kissers, for thea lips would've chapped int' parky. thee cem teur t' ones whoa knew bugga well 'a ta survi'. *** mornin afta, 'n anotha meetin o' t' city overseers. ah paid t' best attention ah could, bur ah wor still jiggered fra last night's dark roun' 'n kept zonin art. i did appreciate t' necessity o' these meetings. we needed ta od' an entire planet usin eur force 'alf staffed wi' thugs. equal measures o' peacekeepin 'n intimidation 'ed kept eur lid ont' angria locals - ah tuk an acti' part i' these - bur 'a' wouldn't be enuff fert middlin' bloke ont' street. life 'ed ta be kept gonneur, rollin on fra 'un day teur t' next. it wor eur supreme irony 'a' i' eur society whose governance 'ed bin torn fra t' 'ands o' 'un powa by anotha, wee greytest efforts went intoa convincin fowk 'a' nowt much 'ed changed. thee needed ta stay indoors late a' neet, 'n luxuries 'ed bin restricted, bur dis wor nowt new on eur planet made o' ice. wha' thee chuffin' needed wor ta be gallock a sen, ta not be reminded o' 'a much 'ed changed naw 'a' thee seemed ta be settlin intoa um kin' o' eur groove. soa we 'ed evacuated 'un o' thea underwata cities, eur massi' place encased i' eur polyglas dome, 'n we 'ed teken orl t' major troublemakers - t' ones whose absence 'ood be less eur diplomatic problem than thea continued presence - 'n we 'ed pur 'em daahn unda. nobody knew wha' went on i' 'a' place. theear wor plenty o' guesses, 'n everyone knew someone whoa claimed insida infoa, bur callin abaht it did lahl mooar than generate rumors. t' 'igher-ups dint min'. we'd even subtly bin given leev ta spread um rumors o' wee own. ah think t' way thee figured it, t' mooar fowk talked 'n worried abaht 'a' place, t' less o' eur risk 'a' enny o' t' locals 'ood want ta nip on theear. we already 'ed 'undreds o' thousands, bur t' dome could roa millions. we wor scrollin thru t' list o' new recruits - we call 'em 'recruits' 'cos it sounds sa much betta than 'abductees' - when eur fyass caught uz attention. it wasn't bruised 'n 'ed eur conspicuously full gob o' teeth, bur it wor unmistakably t' bloke i'd bin wukkin ont' neet afowa. "stop, od', 'od on eur sec," ah sez. "what'd dis 'un doa?" the presenta checked 'is records 'n listed eur series o' crimes against t' state, um mooar seveear or ideologically motivated than others. menny o' 'em wor familiar - wor, indeed, t'... (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:26:00 -
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we'd seen cumly ta av wee lahl call wi' 'im - bur theear wor eur spate o' offences 'a' absolutely marked 'im for daahn unda 'n which ah 'ed nevertheless missed when gonneur o'a 'is records afowa t' beytings. ah fahn' dis reeight uncomfortable 'n asked when 'e'd committed those crimes. the presenta checked t' dateur agin 'n raised an eyebra. "qui' recently. 'e getten thru three o' 'em yestudi, atwixt eighteen 'undred 'ours 'n evenin call." which pur it afta t' tahhm i'd last checked 'is recut, bur afowa we'd caught 'im. 'e knew 'e wor gonneur daahn unda. i thowt abaht 'im. 'a' smile. my ears 'eard uz gob seh, "i'm gonneur wi' 'im." the presenta blinked. "in t' shuttle. t' shipment 'e's on when 'e goes daahn unda. ah'm goan be on it." in t' silence ah felt an explanation wor called for, bur t' best ah could musta wor, "i want ta be sure 'e doesn't mek trouble." i kept quiet fert rest o' t' meetin, bur ah 'ed um friends o' mine doa eur lahl dataminin afterwards. *** the shuttle 'ed several dozen individual cells, apiece o' which contained 'un prisona, 'un bunk bed 'n 'un vidscreen embedded int' wall. it alsoa 'ed eur small areeur reserved fert accompanyin guards. the underwata trip 'ood tek wee eur lahl o'a twelve 'ours. it could be made fasta, bur expenses wor kept ta eur minimum wi' these guys. thea cells wor soundproofed 'n t' vidscreens, which wor cheap 'n kept behin' unbreytable barriers, wor voice-activated. we could av drugged t' prisoners fert duration o' thea trip, bur 'a' 'ood av browt wee intoa, 'ah, muddy waters. theur wor onny supposed ta administa drugs ta prisoners if theur 'ed eur clear reason ta consida 'em eur threa', 'n i' doin sa theur browt t' whole process 'un step closa ta barbarism. strictly speytin we dint av ta provide 'em wi' enny kin' o' way ta pass t' tahhm - theear wor eur clause somewheear int' law 'a' allowed wee ta call dis eur temporary solitary confinement, much as t' 'un i' regular prisons - bur leavin eur civilian i' an empty cell for twelve 'ours wi' nowt ta doa bur think 'ood not mek for eur gran' disembarkment daahn unda. besides, theear wor 'un apeth ah woontad ta keep awake. when ah entered 'is cell 'e wor sittin sideways ont' bunk bed, lookin pointedly a' t' wall. 'is bruises wor dark purple 'n yella. he dint seem ta recognize uz a' fust. when 'e did, 'e visibly stopped breythin for eur few seconds, then let art eur long exhalation 'n smiled. 'e wor afraid o' uz, bur 'e knew summa' ah dint, summa' 'e thowt 'ood keep 'im safe. 'a' wor gran'. 'a' could be worked wi'. i went teur t' wall across fra 'im 'n sa' ont' floor. wee interrogators believed i' takin on eur dominant position; ah dint. ah believed i' ossin small, fra eur weytened position, 'n lettin t' subject build an image o' theur i' 'is min' far greyta than t' real theur. theear wor summa' abaht 'is smile. they'd given 'im new teeth, bur theear wor summa' mooar. it wor almost as if i'd seen it afowa. when it clowt uz eur few secon' lata, it clowt li' eur bray, 'n ah wor glad ah wor already sittin. he noticed uz gasp, 'n 'is smile faded. "wha'?" 'e sez. "i kna theur," ah sez. "you bea' uz up eur few days agoa," 'e sez. i leaned uz noggin ta 'un side. it wor there; it wor definitely theear. ah couldn't beleev ah 'adn't seen it afowa. "i knew someone once," ah sez. "eur beeam. tough 'un, as it goes. 'e'd 'ed eur rotten tahhm o' it, bin smacked aroun' 'n plenty wahr, bur 'e 'ed 'a' skeg. ah still rememba seein eur picture o' 'im, teken when 'e enlisted. it sez, ah'm free. i've gone beyon'. nowt theur doa will matta naw, nowt theur seh will reach uz naw. ah belong ta summa' greyta." his een narrowed 'n ah knew ah 'ed 'im. "you've joined t' rebels." ah sez. the smile returned. "you're on thy way ta daahn bela o' thy own goddamned intention," ah sez. not i' eur tone o' surprise, bur annoyance. "nobody does 'a'. sa theur av eur plan. bur theur couldn't doa it a sen, not if theur want ta mek eur difference. sa thars joined t' rebels, 'n theur av someone waitin for theur daahn bela." he kept quiet. ah 'ed not asked 'im eur question, nor given 'im an orda. "you av neya ideeur wha' tha'il be i' for, daahn theear," ah sez. "nobody does. sa theur couldn't possibly be plannin eur coup, or eur disruption, or owt 'a' requires eur reasonable degree o' forethowt. 'n theur av neya specialties; i've checked. orl 'a' theur av is eur life li' everybody else." "not anymooar," 'e sez. "well, neya," ah conceded. "not anymooar." "not afta theur cem." "let's not gerr intoa t' whole occupation business. it wasn't uz call enny mooar than thy'n," ah sez. ah waited eur bea' afowa addin, "i'm soz for thy family." "that's alreight," 'e sez wi' complete equanimity. 'e wor leadin uz on. 'e dint care abaht enny o' 'a'. t' moa we'd moved away fra daahn bela, 'e'd gotten mooar comfortable wi' answerin back. he'd given up 'is owd life, 'n 'e 'ed neya reason ta beleev 'e could mek owt constructi' o' 'is new 'un. tahhm ta push 'im. i getten up, brushed missen off 'n sez, "i'm turnin dis shuttle aroun'. av eur gran' day." i 'ed not even teken eur step afowa 'e let art an ahtraged, "wha'?" "you 'eard uz. ah can't let theur gerr anywheear near 'a' place. thas eur security risk." "you can't doa dis," 'e sez. "i av ta gerr daahn theear. ah deman' theur tek uz daahn theear." t' smile wor gone. 'is 'ands trembled. "well, that's eur fust," ah sez. ah felt for 'im. ah truly did. 'ed uz dream bin snatched away fra uz li' dis, it would've bin t' en' o' uz life, tooa. he getten up. ah thowt 'e wor goan attack uz, bur asteead 'e backed 'imself intoa eur corna. "don't *** enny closa," 'e sez. "hey," ah sez, "i wasn't plannin ta. ah'm goan leev dis cell naw and-" "i'm carryin eur bomb," 'e sez. some words change everythin. 'sniper' is 'un. ah'm towd 'love' is anotha. 'incoming' is pretty gurt these days, bein t' clart noggin bairn o' 'invasion'. "you wor strip-searched 'n scanned afowa theur getten onboard. owt conspicuous i' thy system would've bi (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:26:00 -
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would've bin t' en' o' uz life, tooa. he getten up. ah thowt 'e wor goan attack uz, bur asteead 'e backed 'imself intoa eur corna. "don't *** enny closa," 'e sez. "hey," ah sez, "i wasn't plannin ta. ah'm goan leev dis cell naw and-" "i'm carryin eur bomb," 'e sez. some words change everythin. 'sniper' is 'un. ah'm towd 'love' is anotha. 'incoming' is pretty gurt these days, bein t' clart noggin bairn o' 'invasion'. "you wor strip-searched 'n scanned afowa theur getten onboard. owt conspicuous i' thy system would've bin flushed art ont' spot. thas liggin'," ah sez, mooar art o' 'ope than enny real conviction. "transfusions," 'e sez. i wor stunned. it wor possible, i' theory, ta replace certeeam bodily fluids wi' explosi' counterparts. theur could alta eur person's glands ta produce t' new type, sa long as theur ensured 'is body 'ed enuff raw materials ta draw on, or theur could swap art t' owd type fert new along wi' an agent 'a' 'ood keep it fra breytin daahn. it wor 'ideously expensi', extremely unreliable 'n utterly destructi'. even if 'e neva set off t' explosi' reaction, eur apeth whoa underwent summa' li' dis 'ood dee o' massi' organ failure within eur few days. t' body wor not 'appy bein turned intoa eur chemical weapon. i'd 'ed uz agents doa um dataminin, 'n it 'ed revealed connections atwixt dis bloke 'n ten others on dis reeight sem shuttle. orl o' 'em 'ed committed crimes serious enuff ta warrant transpoarts daahn unda, bur wahr, orl o' 'em wor connected ta an earlia transpoarts 'a' just yestudi 'ed browt umpteen o' fresh fowk teur t' city. gods knew 'a menny o' 'em wor walkin bombs. "you wor goan bla up t' city," ah sez. ah couldn't beleev it. he stared a' uz, silent 'n defiant. "it wouldn't be enuff wi' just 'un o' theur, bur wi' everyone theur norrz on dis shuttle 'n orl thy friends whoa getten i' theear yestudi. theur..." ah simply could not gerr uz noggin aroun' dis. "theear are 'undreds o' thousands o' fowk daahn theear. thy fowk." "they're dead ta wee," 'e sez. "everyone is, once they're sent daahn unda. for orl we kna it may be an empty 'usk." "but thas 'opin it's not," ah sez, t' realization dawnin i' merciless leet. "you're pullin eur nouvelle rouvenor. thas goan finn' um spot 'n thas goan goddamn detonate yourselves, int' 'ope theur can crack t' dome 'n destroy t' entire city. 'n then thas goan gerr it orl blamed on wee." he smiled agin, 'n ah remembered feelin 'a' smile on uz own fyass, orl those years agoa. "soa naw theur av eur choice," 'e sez ta uz. "you can let t' shuttle dock 'n sen' uz off. tha'il leev. ahl stay. whateva 'appens is neya longa thy concern." "or we turn dis thin aroun' 'n theur bla it ta bits." he shrugged. "those friends o' thy'n 'a' arrived yestudi?" ah sez. "they're still int' investigation lounge. bur theur knew 'a'. wha' theur dint kna is 'a' ah 'ed 'em tagged, which means they'll be 'eld theear while ah gi' t' go-ahead." "you're liggin'," 'e sez. i wor. "maybe ah'm," ah sez. he getten ta 'is feet. "this shuttle is gerrin turned aroun'," ah sez. he lifted 'is 'ands 'n looked a' 'em, as if 'e wor seein 'em fert fust tahhm. i towd 'im, "i knew someone once whoa thowt 'e 'ed orl t' answers. tuk eur while afowa ah realized 'e didn't; 'e just stayed i' control o' t' questions." he looked a' uz naw. "last tahhm ah saw 'im wor thru eur bulletproof pane o' glass. ah wor leavin 'n 'e wasn't. ahl nivva getget 'a' expression. ah wor gonneur somewheear 'e wasn't, ah 'ed become summa' 'e 'ood nivva be, 'n 'e knew it." "you're eur vicious thug," 'e sez ta uz. "i'm eur part o' t' state," ah sez. "an' theur are not. neya mooar than 'e wor. 'n 'is gutted expression, orl those years agoa, is t' sem 'un theur av naw." i raised uz own 'ands. "he 'ood av teken theur up on thy offa. ahl not." as 'e started ta move, ah lunged for 'im. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:26:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:ahahahaah! glad you know what im on about :D
EDIT: no I dont have it either
Oh well will find someone that has it eventually :P Could just ask her i suppose, she is still in game... And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Karl Planck
Heretic Academy
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:28:00 -
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weeee forum wars |
Scortched Merc
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:28:00 -
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Tallianna Avenkarde... damn get a box to stand on! E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your tears fuel my internet spaceship. |
Marduk Nibiru
Physical Chaos Skunk Works.
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:28:00 -
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Wouldn't that be a GM or DEV? |
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Scortched Merc
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Marduk Nibiru wrote:Wouldn't that be a GM or DEV? its a trap! E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your tears fuel my internet spaceship. |
Karl Planck
Heretic Academy
102
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:30:00 -
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Instant threadnuaght
THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR PONIES |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:31:00 -
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Scortched Merc wrote:Tallianna Avenkarde... damn get a box to stand on!
Not my fault CCP don't cater to the Vertically challenged...
plus it looks cool with wanted splashed accross my face, so no. And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Scortched Merc
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
102
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:34:00 -
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OP is at fault... we could only be posting in a thread to recieve a mere 3 iskies...
OP how much iskie we talking here? E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your tears fuel my internet spaceship. |
Selinate
550
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:34:00 -
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Scortched Merc wrote:OP is at fault... we could only be posting in a thread to recieve a mere 3 iskies...
OP how much iskie we talking here?
free isk does not matter |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
808
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:34:00 -
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T' battle o' vakGÇÖatioth.
GÇÿwe fahn' wee kin, 'n fahn' 'em strange.GÇÖ - raneur arnov. memoirs
Twoa 'undred gahden, gleamin 'ulls, gathered ont' fringes o' t' vakGÇÖatioth system. amarrian arrogance 'ed mandated t' use o' such eur small force. thee did not expect resistance.
Fert amarrians, dis wor ta be eur girt day. it 'ood renew faith int' reclaimin, eur faith much needed. for weeks thee 'ed bin advertisin thea intentions ta crush t' jovians; floodin communications networks wi' propagandeur proclaimin thea fowk t' chosen o' god, rightful owners o' t' jovian fowk.
VakGÇÖatioth wor not eur primary system within t' jovian empire. it lay upon t' edge 'n contained onny various small research facilities. it wor, nonetheless, 'eear 'a' t' mighty amarr empire 'ed chosen ta sha t' jovians t' undeniable meight o' thea squadron, eur force not even approachin t' full size o' t' girt amarr navy.
T' jovians valued 'un thin aboon orl else GÇô information. thea need for information 'ed led teur t' formation o' t' jovian intelligence network, an entity wi' een 'n ears i' most empiresGÇÖ internal archives. it delivered teur t' jovians everee plan t' amarrians 'ed laid art for thea assault GÇô even afowa t' amarrian commanders thersen 'ed received t' information. dis allowed t' jovians ta plan extensively fert battle 'a' 'ood tek place i' 'un o' thea own systems GÇô then called vakGÇÖatioth, naw known onny as atioth.
It wor eur rich 'n diverse mixture o' battleships 'n cruisers, apiece ship equipped wi' state o' t' ''art amarrian lasa technology. thea ships wor bulky 'n sla, bur made up for thea lack o' agility wi' t' devastatin powa o' thea lasa batteries. t' fleet organized itself i' typical amarrian military fashion - eur staggered line designed ta maximize t' ghastly effect o' tachyon fire against t' enemyGÇÖs front. thea 'ulls adorned wi' religious texts, broadcastin messages o' amarrian supremacy, interspersed wi' litanies 'n psalms i' 'onour o' t' reclaimin. dis wor thea moment; dis wor wha' thee lived for.
T' fust volley o' fire erupted fra an apocalypse, its turrets takin aim 'n firin as 'un, blood-red beams slicin intoa t' side o' eur stationary ship while t' vesselGÇÖs 'ull ruptured, pieces o' it scatterin li' dust among t' rank 'n file o' t' jovian force.
It 'ed begun.
T' jovian forces split intoa smalla wings, apiece numberin 5 ships, orl equipped wi' devastatin jovian lasa technology. acceleratin wi' frightenin speed, thee dove intoa t' amarrian attack forces. amarrian cruisers equipped wi' close-range weaponry moved ta intercept as wev afta wev o' t' smalla vessels engaged single targets, li' eur furious pack o' wolves, dodgin 'n weavin, maximizin maneuverability.
'n then it ap'n'. massi', eerily green blasts erupted fra seemingly nowheear, 'n an amarrian apocalypse went up i' flames. anotha blast erupted wha' seemed meear seconds lata, 'n tooar thru eur squad o' mallers, thea 'ulls briefly flickerin wi' breight green energy discharges.
T' amarrians did not expect dis. thea rigid comman' structure inhibitin communications, thee did not realize wha' wor 'appenin. lack o' coherence 'n interoperability int' fleet meant 'a' thee could not cope wi' t' sudden appearance o' dis unseen terror.
it wor eur jovian mutheur ship.
Swoopin i', t' jove frigate forces caused even mooar confusion, sendin t' amarrian forces intoa disarray. a' dis point, communications skint daahn. amarrian battle doctrine demanded sacrifice, 'n sa t' navy could not disengage. captains 'n thea crews valiantly threw daahn thea lives fert empire, confident 'a' thee, godGÇÖs chosen, 'ood be victorious. t' few 'a' retreyted 'ood lata be executed for cowardice, thea families enslaved 'n thea 'ouses disbanded.
For 'ours streams o' glarin leet lit up t' system 'a' neet, t' nimble jove frigates divin intoa t' amarr fleet, thea ranged cruisers supportin 'em wi' laser-fire o'a eur distance 'n t' titanic mothership firin blast afta blast o' its extreme-range weapons; cannons creyted specifically for dis battle. t' smalla vessels 'ahdin t' jovian line prevented amarrian squads fra comin close enuff ta fire upon thea nemesis, leavin t' fleet defenseless against its onslaught.
Battleship afta battleship exploded i' eur violent bursts o' leet unda t' attack fra t' jovian mutheur ship. dis gallock t' amarrians i' eur position thee 'ed not bin i' afowa GÇô wha' could thee doa bur press on 'n dee?
Not six 'ours lata vakGÇÖatioth wor overflowin wi' t' remnants o' 'ulls driftin intoa t' emptiness o' space. t' jovians 'ed won t' fust battle o' dis war; t' majority o' t' amarrian fleet 'ed bin demolished whilst onny eur third o' t' jovians ships 'ed bin lost. t' amarr knew thee 'ed ta respon' sharp 'n i' numba's. publicly, thee blamed impetuous leadership fert 'eadlong assault ont' jovians GÇô even if 'a' wor exactly wha' amarrian battle doctrine 'ed dictated. sa it wor 'a' captains 'a' 'ed given thea lives for thea empire wiyaa' eur single thowt o' retrea' wor posthumously discharged fra t' navy, thea reputations ruined 'n thea families disgraced.
Eur much larga fleet wor ordered ta gatha i' preparation for anotha assault upon t' jovians. thee nivva getten t' opportunity ta react.
T' matari chose dis moa ta rebel against thea amarrian masters. uncannily well equipped for slaves 'n 'igh on morale, thee proved mooar than eur match for thea demoralized amarrian captors. faced wi' losin thea grip ont' minmatar, t' amarrians 'ed neya choice bur ta redirect thea entire military force teur t' 'ooam front ta 'andle t' rebellin slaves. ta dis day, rumours circulate 'a' t' gallentean federation secretly ahtfitted t' rebels wi' weapons, ships 'n supplies. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
808
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:34:00 -
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'n thus, eur sharp 'n 'asty peace wor agreed upon wi' t' jovians; if onny ta alla t' amarrians ta concentrate on thersen. t' amarrians agreed not ta attack t' jovians agin. both sides knew dis wor not sinceear. 'oweva, t' jovians wor 'appy ta settle 'n continue as thee wor. ta 'em, t' complexities o' t' barbaric amarrian nature wor o' interest onny int' academic sense. thea 'andlin o' t' amarrian fleet blessed 'em wi' t' reputation o' an entity not ta be tangled wi'.
No-one 'as attacked t' jovians sin. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:34:00 -
[108] - Quote
Scortched Merc wrote:OP is at fault... we could only be posting in a thread to recieve a mere 3 iskies...
OP how much iskie we talking here?
He has already admitted to troll, you are doing it for free now matey And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Crucis Cassiopeiae
EvE-COM
829
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:35:00 -
[109] - Quote
what??? |
Prince Kobol
154
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:35:00 -
[110] - Quote
interesting |
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Scortched Merc
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:36:00 -
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Do i look like i do anything for free? meh! E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your tears fuel my internet spaceship. |
Elanor Vega
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:36:00 -
[112] - Quote
wtf? |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:37:00 -
[113] - Quote
And i was enjoying Spankies cockney chronicles too :sadface: And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Crucis Cassiopeiae
EvE-COM
829
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:38:00 -
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p.s. how much isk? |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
808
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:38:00 -
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Yorkshire, not cockney.... let me see if i can cocknify some chronicles... (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
dgastuffz
8
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:40:00 -
[116] - Quote
lie |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:41:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Yorkshire, not cockney.... let me see if i can cocknify some chronicles...
Sorry, being just a poor colonial descendant of a bog Irish convict, all of you guys from the motherland all sound the same to me ;) And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
808
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:41:00 -
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Quafe
quafe is the bleedin' name of the bloomin' most popular soft Tiddley Win' in the bloody universe, manufactured by a gallentean company bearin' the same name. it Damien Hirst appeared Bo-le Of Glue centuries ago and, loike so many soft drinks, was initially intended as medicine for indigestion and a tender stomach. the refreshin' effects of the Tiddley Win' appealed ter everyone, 'owever, and the Tiddley Win' fast became 'ugely popular.
quafe is wahn of the most widely recognized brands in the whole universe and can be found virtually everywhere. the marketin' gurus at the quafe company 'ave often joked that the Tiddley Win' was the Mae West gallente ambassador there ever was, and an incident between the gallente federation and the amarr empire **** and Hen Donkey's Ears ago showed these claims ter be more than just amusin' 'ype. at the nickle and dime, the federation and the empire clashed over ownership of the mineral rich system girani-fa, located close ter bof their borders. after the empire discontinued negotiations wif the federation delegation, the dispute seemed ter be 'eaded straight for all-aht war.
But a few days mashed potato an extraordinary fin' 'appened. the amarrians declared that while they were ready ter continue negotiations, they would only conduct them wif representatives from the quafe company, claimin' the latter were the only group within the gallente federation wif in the buff vested interest on bof sides of the border ter be able ter butcher's at the matter from a neutral perspective. the gallente government, lookin' ter avoid war, agreed ter these requests and so a delegation made up of whistle and pop quafe company executives was sent ter meet wif the amarrian delegation. a few weeks mashed potato an agreement was reached: the system was ter come under gallentean control, but a fixed amount of minerals was ter be sold ter the amarrians each year at cost price.
The girani-fa incident, as it 'as become knahn, clearly demonstrates the respect consumers 'ave for the quafe name and 'a strongly the company 'as managed ter penetrate into every market. a further indication of this is the fact that the quafe company is the only gallentean company thatGÇÖs been given corporation status within the caldari Two and Eight.
This amazin' success, which 'as mostly come abaht in the Present and Past carpet decades or so, can be largely accredited ter wahn man: poire viladillet, ceo of the quafe company for the past 35 Donkey's Ears. under 'is leadership the company 'as ascended from a position as wahn of several leadin' soft Tiddley Win' manufacturers into crystal and undisputed market supremacy. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Kahega Amielden
Rifterlings
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:43:00 -
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Sigh.... |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:43:00 -
[120] - Quote
so what |
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:45:00 -
[121] - Quote
Can't sew what, you sew buttons silly. And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:46:00 -
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Troffle translators.
The most obvious problem in inter-racial communicatiohn is the troffle difference. all the major races in eve speak their own troffle and all attempts to make one the linguah francah have failed because of stubbornness ovah accepting any one troffle as the dominant one. amaaarish, the troffle of the laaargest empire, is obviously the most commohn troffle, especially as most minmataaars alsoh speak the troffle. but the gallenteans refuse to acknowledge amaaarish as the official troffle in inter-racial communications as they donGÇÖt fancy to giz the amaaarr empire the political prestige that would folloh. ohn the uhthah hand, the troffle of the gallente federatiohn (gallentean) is by faaar the most commohn jiffy troffle, laaargely because of their jolly influential entertainment industry. but the caldaaari ahzloohtlee refuse to speak gallentean and the amaaarrians aaare alsoh not toohh keen ohn it for the same reasohn that the gallenteans wonGÇÖt speak amaaarish.
This means that most high-profile discussions between representatives of the empires, such as in the numerous inter-racial organizations, rely heavily ohn interpreters. but in one field the troffle ah luverly chap knows has become irrelevant and the field is that of ah space captain.
The unique nature of the capsule with its sophisticated neural rigging gives ship captains the optiohn to link their minds to all kinds of computah systems, which they can use to their advantage. one of these devices that is todeay ah standaaard feature in all capsules is the translator module.
The translator module is ah softwaaare module that is ah paaart of the communicatiohn system of the ship. it intercepts all incoming communications and translates them intoh the troffle preferred by the captain. the first translators were pretty lousy by todayGÇÖs standaaard, they could simply translate written communications and frequently messed up the text. but the latest versions aaare able to translate voice as well as text and have become jolly spiffing at projecting moohd-swings, slang, baaarmy accents and such, for ah neaaar perfect translatiohn. with the steady increase in cyber-implants these translators have begun appeaaaring outside the capsule as well and many predict that within ah few yeaaars translators will make the debate ovah which troffle should prevail in inter-racial communicatiohn ah futile one. Jolly good show old bean!
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Malgalad
Phoenix Legion Industries
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:47:00 -
[123] - Quote
*SPAM* |
Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:48:00 -
[124] - Quote
I think I'm going to win |
Killgor
The Collective White Noise.
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:48:00 -
[125] - Quote
maybe me |
Lady Leaf
I Love You Mary Jane
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:49:00 -
[126] - Quote
no, me |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:49:00 -
[127] - Quote
Jamaican Herbsman wrote:I think I'm going to win
no you aren't.
And also, loving Mary Jane won't help you much as everyone knows she loves Peter Parker :D And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:50:00 -
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SerpentGÇÖs coil
the warld ay eve has hud its shaur ay turmoil an' grief in its lang history. fur centuries space travel has bin th' n'rm an' in every nook an' cranny extraordinary things can be foond, each wi' its ain rich backgroond story fur th' whys an' when it cam intae existence. a body only has tae ken whaur tae swatch tae fin' them. th' lang treks ben mirk an' boss space main seem lonely, but th' oasis ay life at th' end ay th' line mair than make up fur it. every city visited in thes vest warld, every coontry, every planit has its ain unique customs an' fables frae some lang tint pest. an' some frae a mair recent, violent a body.
If ye visit th' vilinnon system in th' gallente federation ye main hear abit th' serpentGÇÖs coil. th' coil isnae somethin' th' locals ur prood ay an' th' federation woods raither ken naethin' ay it. fur in th' serpentGÇÖs coil agents ay th' notorioos serpentis corporation hae gart themselves welcome. ance th' coil was knoon by a much simpler nam - lookit post 7-0z. built durin' th' gallente-caldari war it acted as a military ootpost against maraudin' caldari ships. when th' war ended th' purpose fur mannin' th' base ended, tay. a token force was kept thaur fur puckle years, afair th' station was abandoned completely. at 'at time local authorities hud hopes ay turnin' th' system intae a minin' haven, but those hopes waur quickly dashed when th' serpentis corporation occupied th' noo derelict military base. th' move was a stunnin' effrontery tae th' federation, but serpentis hud timed their move weel. a new federal administration was comin' intae power an' it took them several months tae sort themselves it. by 'at time serpentis was firmly entrenched an' when puckle half-hearted attempts tae dislodge them failed, th' federation adopted a policy ay ignorin' th' problem - th' vilinnon system was tay under-developed an' insignificant in their een tae warrant a large military operation. th' serpentGÇÖs coil was thaur tae bide.
The location ay th' coil is ay stoatin interest tae astrophysicists. th' military base is located close tae some huir uv a peculiar rock formations floatin' in space. rumors aboond abit their origin, equally divided atween natural explanations fur th' phenomenon an' th' mair intriguin' ones - 'at th' huge rock boolders ur th' result ay some strange experiment noo lang forgotten. th' truth abit th' strange rock formation main aye remain oan th' rumur level while th' coil remains in th' hans ay th' serpentis corporation, which uses th' auld military station as a distribution base fur its illegal merchandise. naturally, it isnae huir uv a fond ay scientists, sightseers ur other space toorists. some say it is coz serpentis discovered th' secrets ay th' coil an' want tae keep them fur itself. naethin' strange abit 'at. trespassers bewaur. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Malgalad
Phoenix Legion Industries
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:50:00 -
[129] - Quote
*More Spam* |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:52:00 -
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Post mortem
the shower sprayed warm water on 'er crouchen form. rivulets of water ran dowl 'er face an' into 'er clobber, soaken them. she rocked back an' forth, coolen 'er back on the metal wall, then warmen it up agen frum the shower's downpour. various sensations ran through 'er body, the foremost of weege was tiredness. she doy knoo whether ter attribute that ter adrenaline backwash after the night's events, or if it was merely the usual mental exhaustion frum worken in the minen colonoys. she felt loike she cud crouch the'er forever, washen everythen awoy. eventually the clinginess of 'er clobber began ter madden 'er, so she rose an' stripped them off, droppen them where she stood. she glanced dowl an' noticed the tendrils of blood, weege were weaven their woy frum the clothen pile an' into the suff. she sighed, an' combed 'er fingers through 'er hair. a noise sounded, somewhere afar, afar off. she ignored it, closen 'er eyes an' turnen 'er face towards the jet of water. the noise continued; a buzzen, grinden sound, loike floys in a jar. atira rubbed 'er temples. the noise was supplanted by knocken, fust saft, then hammeren. "all roight, boffle, all roight, all roight, I gid up!" she said an' turned off the shower. squeezen the drops ert of 'er hair, she stalked ert of the bathroom an' into the corridor wiouten even botheren ter pick up a toil. she glared through the peephole in 'er front door, then opened it. there stood caleb, 'er co-worker. caleb an' atira were cops in the minen colony's local police force, an' their partnership 'ad miskin forged in its white-hot crucible. it took a special kind of keffle ter lus in this job, ter learn 'oo ter apply the colony's specialized an' often brutal form of justice. an' it took a special kind of keffle ter back yaouw up while yaouw learned the ropes. caleb looked dowl at 'er body, then up agen into 'er eyes. his face showed naaa expression, naither surprise nor interest. police partnerships excluded every other kind. "what?" she said. "figured i'd mek sure yaouw weren't doen anythen noggen yedded." "such as?" "keepen the evidence around. concocten a story that's guin ter sound implausible. yaouw tell me." ee paused. "you're drippen on the flower." she looked dowl, grunted, then walked back into the bathroom. she heard caleb *** in, closen the door behind him. ee followed 'er, trapesin' into the bathroom, an' fer just a fraction of a second she felt a pang of nervousness over the wool situation. but ee doy spare 'er a second glance, stalken instead ter the shower an' turnen off the water, then looken dowl an' gawken at the pile of clobber. "i'm guin ter catlick them," she said. "you be'ah," ee said. "an' not while yom in them, or all yom doen is spreaden his blood over yaouw." "look, fer blartin ert loud, relax." "where's the body?" she walked in front of him an' stood the'er, maulers on hips. "hey!" she said. "do yaouw trussen me or not?" "it's not a question of trussen, an' yaouw doy even need an answer ter that. it's a question of professionalism. we did what we did, an' we yav ter clane up after ourselves, or there'll be beef." "i knoo all this. I just needed ter clear me yed. i'm not a machine loike yoo miskin," she said, in a tone that was half frustration, half grudgen admiration. he nodded. "did yaouw at leus tek care of the body?" "yeah, incinerator. i'm glad I started weightliften agen. the jed am so sad." "you knoo I ood yav *** with yaouw, but I 'ad ter mek sure we were covered. alibis doy just mek themselves up," ee said. she smiled, put a donny on his shoulder. "i knoo. I appreciate it, caleb." "anytime. noo oot ployz wrap yourself in a damn toil or summat?" she loffed at that, raisen 'er maulers. "okoy, okoy. roight awoy, sir." she went into the bedroom ter hunt fer fresh clobber, an' heard his voice shouten after 'er, "what abart the wammel tags?" "in the kitchen!" she shouted back, an' heard him walk the'er. she pulled on sum indoors clobber an' went ter the kitchen, where she crack caleb standen stock still, gawken at a dinky metal bowl. it contained a pair of wammel tags, their metal varnish partly eaten awoy. "he was a pirate?" caleb asked. "yeah. spotted the tags roight before haulen him into incineration. bostin chops, too. they can withstan' explosions, so I doy dare leave them. i'll get sum acid frum the chemlab tomorrer." "what is it with these guys?" caleb said, half ter himself. "even when they're tryen ter loy loo, they get into beef. doy we tek dowl tewthree loike him, lus month?" atira paused, thought. "yes ... yeah, I fink it was tewthree." "serves them roight. I doy knoo why they crop up eya, but nobody threatens an officer. doy knoo where it ood end if we let that happen." "do yaouw ... d'ya ever wonder if we've gone too afar?" she said. caleb looked at 'er. "no," ee said. "no?" "if it weren't fer us, this place wouldn't even exist. it would've torn itself apart. yaouw knoo as well as I does that the type of keffle who guz ter werk in these colonoys taint the type of keffle likely ter yav a stable family loife or personality. these people yav higher thresholds fer everythen, includen pain an' cruelty. normal human beings yaouw can reason with, sometimes, but these guys woo understan' unless yaouw bellile them sound. an' sometimes yaouw yav ter goo furder. this guy followed us around, ee threatened yaouw, an' ee provoked a foight. we cawn stond fer that sort of chops eya, an' this guy, ee was a nobody. ee woo be missed." ee took hold of 'er shoulders an' stared directly into 'er eyes. "don't ever doubt yourself, okoy? they can feel that. it doesn't matter what yaouw does, or 'oo afar yaouw go; what matters is that yaouw react an' yaouw doy ever flinch. yoo miskin never wrong. remember that. yoo miskin never wrong. " she returned his gawk, an' nodded. "thanks. I needed that." "all roight. yaouw guin ter be okoy over eya?" "sure. just need ter dissolve this an' it'll all be gone." "okoy. bostin." (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
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Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:52:00 -
[131] - Quote
caleb rubbed the back of his neck an' sighed. "listen, tek care of yourself. i'm gonna yed back, mek sure we were somewhere else. see yaouw later." "thanks, caleb," she said, as ee caggy. after ee was gone, atira rested anent the kitchen counter fer a while, breathen deep an' sloo. she still felt in a dark rantan, but the worst of it 'ad ebbed awoy. caleb's presence was enough; his clarity of purpose focused 'er own. the doorbell buzzed agen. atira loffed, walked over ter the front door an' opened it, getten ready ter tell caleb she wouldn't strip fer him a second toyme. by the toyme she'd pulled the handle an' begun ter swen the door open, she realized that she really doy knoo who was on the other side, an' almost slammed the door in the face of a rather intimidated-looken geezer. "atira malkaanen? sorry, am I interrupten?" ee asked. "yes ter the fust, naaa ter the second," she said, looken him up an' dowl. ee was a middle-aged geezer, with naither the build nor the dress of a moy-un worker, an' looked quite harmless. still, she reflected, so 'ad others. "i'm a resource inspector," the geezer said. "my nerm is johan serris. as yaouw moy knoo, there've miskin sum concerns abart possible water leakage in the arae. we've 'ad an absolute bugger of a toyme tryen ter find the source, though, an' we'm reduced ter looken at anny suspect blip in ar readings, naaa matter 'oo insignificant. uh, yav yaouw noticed anythen leaken in yaw apartment?" "i was in the shower," atira said. "would that does it?" johan sighed, an' looked downcus. "ah. arr, I believe it ood." he fiddled a bit with the hem of his coat, then noticed himself an' swiftly placed his maulers in his pockets. "did yaouw want summat else?" atira said. "well ... I knoo this is a bit of a myther, but moight I tek a luke around, just fer appearances' sek? if I cor tell me boss I gave this an inspection, even a cursory 'un, he'll yav me yed." atira hesitated, but decided that she moight as well let the geezer tek a luke rather than arouse anny kind of suspicion, however dinky. "sure, help yourself" she said an', before ee cud respond, immediately walked ert of soight an' into the kitchen, where she soundlessly took the murdered man's wammel tags an' put them in 'er pocket. johan followed, silently looken around. "you keep this place pretty natty," ee said. "well, yaouw knoo us chicken," she said with forced cheer. johan nodded an' smiled, showen that ee doy . ee followed 'er into the kitchen an' looked around, his gaze passen over the empty metal bowl wiouten pause. ee turned an' stepped into the liven room, crack nothen of interest in the'er, took a quick pick into the bedroom an' withdroo wiouten comment. "well, I fink we'm bostin eya," ee said an' clapped his maulers, smilen the wide smile of someone who doesn't wanna be where ee is. atira nodded, smiled back an' walked towards the corridor, expecten johan ter folloo 'er. ee did, but as they passed the bathroom ee said, "oh, mustn't forget!" an' before she cud boffle him he'd ducked inside an' taken a luke. she rushed after him, thinken up distractions, but by the woy ee froze up she saw that it was too late. "what on earth is this?" ee asked. she was filled with an urge ter tek this lickle geezer an' put his yed through the wall, but fought it dowl, an' quickly troid ter fink of an excuse. "i doy believe this," ee said. yav yaouw miskin washen clobber in the'er?" she 'ad the sense ter luke at the ground, feignen deference an' biten 'er lip ter 'oid the smile that wanted ter break ert. "... arr," she managed at lus. "yes, I yav. exactly. gods, 'oo embarrassen." "ms. malkaanen, while I doubt that this habit of yourn 'as anythen ter does with the water leaks, it sure taint helpen. we yav industrial washeroys eya that'd tek care of yaw laundry in naaa toyme. why doy yaouw use them? why ood yaouw possibloy wanna waste water an' does this in yaw own um?" while ee was talken johan 'ad miskin gawken at 'er. ee noo glanced back at the pile of clobber, just in toyme ter notice a tiny thread of blood weave its woy frum it an' dowl the suff. his eyes widened, an' ee turned ter atira ter soy summat, but this toyme she was ready. she dropped 'er voice a bit an' said, "there was an accident. i'm early." johan's chops shut with a click. ee blinked a couple of times, an' his adam's opple bobbed up an' dowl. then ee said, "roight. okoy. crackin. I fink we'm done eya. err, if it happens agen, I ... well, nevermind. yaouw does what yaouw need ter does." she smiled demurely. "thank yaouw. I wull." the inspector med his exit an' atira closed the door behind him. she peered through the door's keyhole, an' once she saw that ee 'ad caggy, she leaned anent the door an' breathed deeply. that, she thought, 'ad miskin a lickle too close, though thankfully she noo 'ad someone who'd likely vouch fer 'er innocence if it came ter that. she combed 'er fingers through 'er hair agen, pullen at it ter break the knots. somedoy she'd get a comb. perhaps she'd even get sum moisturizer fer 'er face, weege was droid up by the water. be ladylike. keep things properly ordered, an' not just drop them anywhere. loike caleb, who roight noo was busy ensuren both their alibis fer haven murdered a geezer. it was, she mused as she went into the bedroom, quite unfair that she should yav ter ploy on people's faith in 'er loike that. she knelt in front of 'er clobber cupboard, opened it an' reached deep inside, grabben hold of a dinky box that was hidden behind shoes an' coats. it was sad, an' its contents clinked as she pulled it ert. she removed its lid an' dropped the dogtags onto all the others. people 'ad too much faith, these days. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:53:00 -
[132] - Quote
Lady Spank wrote:SerpentGÇÖs coil
the warld ay eve has hud its shaur ay turmoil an' grief in its lang history. fur centuries space travel has bin th' n'rm an' in every nook an' cranny extraordinary things can be foond, each wi' its ain rich backgroond story fur th' whys an' when it cam intae existence. a body only has tae ken whaur tae swatch tae fin' them. th' lang treks ben mirk an' boss space main seem lonely, but th' oasis ay life at th' end ay th' line mair than make up fur it. every city visited in thes vest warld, every coontry, every planit has its ain unique customs an' fables frae some lang tint pest. an' some frae a mair recent, violent a body.
If ye visit th' vilinnon system in th' gallente federation ye main hear abit th' serpentGÇÖs coil. th' coil isnae somethin' th' locals ur prood ay an' th' federation woods raither ken naethin' ay it. fur in th' serpentGÇÖs coil agents ay th' notorioos serpentis corporation hae gart themselves welcome. ance th' coil was knoon by a much simpler nam - lookit post 7-0z. built durin' th' gallente-caldari war it acted as a military ootpost against maraudin' caldari ships. when th' war ended th' purpose fur mannin' th' base ended, tay. a token force was kept thaur fur puckle years, afair th' station was abandoned completely. at 'at time local authorities hud hopes ay turnin' th' system intae a minin' haven, but those hopes waur quickly dashed when th' serpentis corporation occupied th' noo derelict military base. th' move was a stunnin' effrontery tae th' federation, but serpentis hud timed their move weel. a new federal administration was comin' intae power an' it took them several months tae sort themselves it. by 'at time serpentis was firmly entrenched an' when puckle half-hearted attempts tae dislodge them failed, th' federation adopted a policy ay ignorin' th' problem - th' vilinnon system was tay under-developed an' insignificant in their een tae warrant a large military operation. th' serpentGÇÖs coil was thaur tae bide.
The location ay th' coil is ay stoatin interest tae astrophysicists. th' military base is located close tae some huir uv a peculiar rock formations floatin' in space. rumors aboond abit their origin, equally divided atween natural explanations fur th' phenomenon an' th' mair intriguin' ones - 'at th' huge rock boolders ur th' result ay some strange experiment noo lang forgotten. th' truth abit th' strange rock formation main aye remain oan th' rumur level while th' coil remains in th' hans ay th' serpentis corporation, which uses th' auld military station as a distribution base fur its illegal merchandise. naturally, it isnae huir uv a fond ay scientists, sightseers ur other space toorists. some say it is coz serpentis discovered th' secrets ay th' coil an' want tae keep them fur itself. naethin' strange abit 'at. trespassers bewaur. Are you actually writing these or are you cheating and using some sort of program or webpage doohicky? And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Mr Duffo
14th Legion Sanctuary Pact
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:54:00 -
[133] - Quote
**** in my asss |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:54:00 -
[134] - Quote
Soo how many pages do we need to get to before this is classified as a threadnaught? And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
206
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:55:00 -
[135] - Quote
Oh well worknight is over going to have to check it later and see how far we got
NN And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:57:00 -
[136] - Quote
I've had enough to be honest... going to log into eve and shoot some ships. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Trigg Dogg
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:58:00 -
[137] - Quote
in |
sten mattson
The Spawning Pool Team Liquid
13
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:04:00 -
[138] - Quote
inb4lock save assault frigates!!https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=38003 |
Elessa Enaka
State War Academy Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:04:00 -
[139] - Quote
Solhild wrote:Selinate wrote:what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts? Mmmm lard
I lol'd hard |
Gummy Plaude
University of Caille Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:04:00 -
[140] - Quote
just trying |
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Arec Bardwin
Perkone Caldari State
229
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:05:00 -
[141] - Quote
ok |
Drakus
Solar Technologies Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:07:00 -
[142] - Quote
heh, not even sure what isk we;re trying to get. |
Ai Shun
State War Academy Caldari State
103
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:08:00 -
[143] - Quote
Skydell wrote:Last one to poast will be the mod that locks it.. just saying.
It depends. If you consider the post by the mod to signal lock as the lock then last to post before the lock wins ISK. And yes, it's too early to feel humorous.
I've not read 6 pages of one liners though; is there an indication of how much ISK is at stake for this inane activity? |
Ammzi
Imperial Guardians
754
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:08:00 -
[144] - Quote
MEMEMEMEME :D quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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Aineko Macx
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
91
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:08:00 -
[145] - Quote
Where is the thread lock for no content when we need it? |
Dr Nefarius
SniggWaffe Band of Abos
4
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:11:00 -
[146] - Quote
It's in everyones best interest if this one gets a lock ASAP. |
Clementina
The Scope
40
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:15:00 -
[147] - Quote
In Before the Lock |
Metal Icarus
xHELLonEARTHx Rookie Empire
73
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:26:00 -
[148] - Quote
This thread is stupid, you should just give me the isk and leave anyways.
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lior narkis
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:30:00 -
[149] - Quote
1/10 I am on sale right now: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=52023&find=unread 8 year old 84Mil SP pure and perfect industry char! |
Mr Duffo
14th Legion Sanctuary Pact
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:35:00 -
[150] - Quote
where is the bathroom? |
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Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:35:00 -
[151] - Quote
peek-a-b00 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
291
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:44:00 -
[152] - Quote
Did someone say "free?" "Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:45:00 -
[153] - Quote
yes they did |
Doggy Dogwoofwoof
Doggy Missions
8
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:54:00 -
[154] - Quote
I don't care one way or the other. |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 20:56:00 -
[155] - Quote
Ditto |
Mr Duffo
14th Legion Sanctuary Pact
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:00:00 -
[156] - Quote
pr+¦t pl+¦h |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:00:00 -
[157] - Quote
blah lah lah |
Malgalad
Phoenix Legion Industries
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:05:00 -
[158] - Quote
*even more spam* |
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
54
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:06:00 -
[159] - Quote
errmm, why not just give the ISK to CCP Navigator now and be done with it? |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:09:00 -
[160] - Quote
no no no |
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Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
147
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:13:00 -
[161] - Quote
I'll laugh if CCP dosen't lock this thread... James Hetfield, can you please hit the bottle again and make good music? |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:16:00 -
[162] - Quote
yeah i can see it now, the 30 year eve forums thread for free isk from a player who doesnt even play anymore |
Lyron-Baktos
Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
22
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:16:00 -
[163] - Quote
why would they lock it? On holiday. -áIn some other world. Where the music of the radio was a labyrinth of sonorous colours. To a bright centre of absolute convicton. -áWhere the dripping patchouli was more than scent. -á It was a sun |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:16:00 -
[164] - Quote
for lolz |
kenxi
Wormhole Router's
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:23:00 -
[165] - Quote
Ill take ure stuffs? |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:23:00 -
[166] - Quote
oh noes! |
Aoki Ayumi
University of Caille Gallente Federation
14
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:30:00 -
[167] - Quote
Pleaaaase, some isk for Aokiiiiii :( |
kenxi
Wormhole Router's
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:30:00 -
[168] - Quote
Locked for sad troll attempt |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:31:00 -
[169] - Quote
No isk for U |
Aoki Ayumi
University of Caille Gallente Federation
14
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:31:00 -
[170] - Quote
this post is not gonna be locked since it is a giveaway... :( |
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Arec Bardwin
Perkone Caldari State
230
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:33:00 -
[171] - Quote
Posting in a 'mods trolling the troll' thread |
Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:33:00 -
[172] - Quote
Clementina wrote:In Before the Lock
Lay off the botox lady
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Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:34:00 -
[173] - Quote
Epic Fail, like this thread. |
Crucis Cassiopeiae
EvE-COM
829
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:37:00 -
[174] - Quote
this still unlocked??? XD |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:38:00 -
[175] - Quote
no, its locked. |
Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:50:00 -
[176] - Quote
Magnus Thara wrote:no, its locked.
Are you sure?
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Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:51:00 -
[177] - Quote
Yes, now give me teh iskas |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
816
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:56:00 -
[178] - Quote
last person to quote one of my translations gets a nice amount of isk (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:58:00 -
[179] - Quote
Lady Spank wrote:last person to quote one of my translations gets a nice amount of isk huh? |
Daenerys Fire Targaryen
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:58:00 -
[180] - Quote
spam |
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Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 21:59:00 -
[181] - Quote
yup |
Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
17
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:02:00 -
[182] - Quote
how much is 7? |
Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
190
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:04:00 -
[183] - Quote
-POLITICAL CONTENT- |
Annoyed Tritanium Bar
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:07:00 -
[184] - Quote
I win |
Crucis Cassiopeiae
EvE-COM
830
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:07:00 -
[185] - Quote
Lady Spank wrote:Troffle translators.
The most obvious problem in inter-racial communicatiohn is the troffle difference. all the major races in eve speak their own troffle and all attempts to make one the linguah francah have failed because of stubbornness ovah accepting any one troffle as the dominant one. amaaarish, the troffle of the laaargest empire, is obviously the most commohn troffle, especially as most minmataaars alsoh speak the troffle. but the gallenteans refuse to acknowledge amaaarish as the official troffle in inter-racial communications as they donGÇÖt fancy to giz the amaaarr empire the political prestige that would folloh. ohn the uhthah hand, the troffle of the gallente federatiohn (gallentean) is by faaar the most commohn jiffy troffle, laaargely because of their jolly influential entertainment industry. but the caldaaari ahzloohtlee refuse to speak gallentean and the amaaarrians aaare alsoh not toohh keen ohn it for the same reasohn that the gallenteans wonGÇÖt speak amaaarish.
This means that most high-profile discussions between representatives of the empires, such as in the numerous inter-racial organizations, rely heavily ohn interpreters. but in one field the troffle ah luverly chap knows has become irrelevant and the field is that of ah space captain.
The unique nature of the capsule with its sophisticated neural rigging gives ship captains the optiohn to link their minds to all kinds of computah systems, which they can use to their advantage. one of these devices that is todeay ah standaaard feature in all capsules is the translator module.
The translator module is ah softwaaare module that is ah paaart of the communicatiohn system of the ship. it intercepts all incoming communications and translates them intoh the troffle preferred by the captain. the first translators were pretty lousy by todayGÇÖs standaaard, they could simply translate written communications and frequently messed up the text. but the latest versions aaare able to translate voice as well as text and have become jolly spiffing at projecting moohd-swings, slang, baaarmy accents and such, for ah neaaar perfect translatiohn. with the steady increase in cyber-implants these translators have begun appeaaaring outside the capsule as well and many predict that within ah few yeaaars translators will make the debate ovah which troffle should prevail in inter-racial communicatiohn ah futile one. Jolly good show old bean!
+1 :p |
Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club Care Factor
95
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:16:00 -
[186] - Quote
Well, I guess first BEFORE the lock, and the mod is the lock, so he doesn't count. "Have you had your morning coffee?" -> the Coffee Lovers Brewing Club is recruiting! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=363976#post363976 |
Amarr Amarrr
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:17:00 -
[187] - Quote
Is it locked yet ? |
Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club Care Factor
95
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:21:00 -
[188] - Quote
Amarr Amarrr wrote:Is it locked yet ?
Nope. "Have you had your morning coffee?" -> the Coffee Lovers Brewing Club is recruiting! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=363976#post363976 |
Berendas
Clandestine Vector THE SPACE P0LICE
148
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:23:00 -
[189] - Quote
wat |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
1257
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:26:00 -
[190] - Quote
*lol*
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
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Crucis Cassiopeiae
EvE-COM
830
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:46:00 -
[191] - Quote
funny little man... |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 22:51:00 -
[192] - Quote
huh? |
Canine Fiend
Hidden Refuge
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:17:00 -
[193] - Quote
He never says how much isk... |
Mr Duffo
14th Legion Sanctuary Pact
2
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:19:00 -
[194] - Quote
billions |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:26:00 -
[195] - Quote
. |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
285
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:29:00 -
[196] - Quote
Watch CCP troll you all by not locking this thread ever. |
J Kunjeh
306
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:35:00 -
[197] - Quote
Abdiel Kavash wrote:Watch CCP troll you all by not locking this thread ever.
I'm over here laughing because CCP has trolled the OP this long already....lol. I think they're busy trying to figure out how to completely vanish the thread from the forums instead of locking it. "The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)" (The Gospel of Philip, 1-5)-á |
Cyris Darq
Wildcat Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:42:00 -
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Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
103
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:47:00 -
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I'lll bite. I seem to have a knack for posting in ill-fated threads. Maybe it's the armchair moderator in me. |
Clementina
The Scope
40
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Posted - 2012.01.03 23:56:00 -
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Well, I tried.
A few questions though.
(1) Is it possible on these forums to be In, Even After the Lock? I've seen it happen on the old forums for two reasons; either the moderator declared the thread locked without actually locking it, and the old threads would allow a person to post to any thread where they were able to call down the posting form, even if they called for said form before the thread was locked and only posted after the thread was locked.
(2) If someone was In After the Lock, would the be eligible for the monies promised here? They would be the last person to post after all.
(3) While machine translation helps with communicating with other pod pilots, are instruction manuals for ships printed in all languages, or do you have to know the language of the ships that you commonly fly in order to read the instructions? |
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Cherry Nobyl
Shadow Strike Syndicate
49
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Posted - 2012.01.04 00:09:00 -
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as a 'forum game' the thread will not likely be locked for the usual suspects (trolling/lack of content/politics) and at worst the individual posts will be excised individually for language/whatnot.
having said that, here's a polite bit of discourse on religion/politics/trollling.
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Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
44
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Posted - 2012.01.04 00:24:00 -
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Still going strong i see, good good, mission is going as expected so far, football did not however :( Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:06:00 -
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huh? |
Atum
Eclipse Industrials Quantum Forge
2
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:10:00 -
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I can see this becoming a threadnaught as the mods sit there and laugh at what folks will do for a lot of money. |
Catlos JeminJees
E.M.P. Industries Shadow of xXDEATHXx
52
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:24:00 -
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Captain Sunnymuffins
Jita Customs and Excise
3
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:51:00 -
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The last one to post before locking is usually the GM who is locking the topic; usually passing some snide comment at the OP for all of us to giggle at |
Sara XIII
The Helljumpers
40
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:56:00 -
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ME |
Lightnin
PeanutPC Mining Fabracation Corp
8
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:06:00 -
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why r we doing this i forget
how much well we not win Go Far Go In or Don't Go |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:26:00 -
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Lightnin wrote:why r we doing this i forget
how much well we not win alot |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
179
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:29:00 -
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They won't lock a player-generated contest. It's considered content. Somewhat of a dilemma, no?
To her it doesn't matter much.-á It's chasms have been leapt, and she leans upon the skepticism of her chosen fate. |
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Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
176
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:30:00 -
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I deserve to be the last poster in this thread. I pulled Navigator's dog out of a well, you know. Yes so I put it in there in the first place, but it was all in good fun. We were reenacting a scene from a movie. It puts the lotion on its skin. The Lotion! "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
73
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:48:00 -
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Posting for ISK.
Please support: export of settings in editable format
Your stuff goes here. |
Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
45
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:55:00 -
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Keep going, last one to post before the lock wins ISK!!!!!
This is not a troll...honest. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |
Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
325
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Posted - 2012.01.04 03:13:00 -
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trollollololoolololol |
Angsty Teenager
Sinister Elite
38
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Posted - 2012.01.04 03:29:00 -
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huehuehuehuehue |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:07:00 -
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****! |
Razor Grey
Orphans of Charon
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:09:00 -
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( ! ) |
Soma Khan
State War Academy Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:13:00 -
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what about after the lock? |
Razor Grey
Orphans of Charon
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:52:00 -
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'? |
Xercodo
Train Brigade
774
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:53:00 -
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watch, CCP is just gonna ignore this thing to spite the OP....
...or in some sort of epic irony they lock it after my post.... The Drake is a Lie |
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Sunny Rin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:54:00 -
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Posting.
Dont forget to send me teh iskies |
Magnus Thara
NK-14 Obsidian Mining Coalition
5
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Posted - 2012.01.04 04:57:00 -
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Sunny Rin wrote:Posting. Dont forget to send me teh iskies Ok i wont |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
165
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Posted - 2012.01.04 05:05:00 -
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+1 for CCP ignoring this thread as a troll. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39006524/DumbHiseccers.jpg |
Kelsey Lien
Grim Henchman Ghosts of Avalon
0
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Posted - 2012.01.04 05:36:00 -
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hope im last:O |
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
967
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Posted - 2012.01.04 05:39:00 -
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Kelsey Lien wrote:hope im last:O
You might just be.
CCP Navigator -Community Manager |
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