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Necrosmith
Gallente Excellence In Business Corporation
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Posted - 2007.06.15 20:55:00 -
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Edited by: Necrosmith on 15/06/2007 20:53:47 Seeing as how no patch deployment ever goes smoothly for any MMO, and seeing as how everyone whines about it, I thought we could get a jump start on the whining to avoid the seasonal rush.
So, lets get started on the whining about lag, bugs, glitches.
OMG, CCP! WTF?!!?!?! LAG LAG BUG BUG!!!!111oneoneeleventyone
Best Regards,
--Necro
------------- "Isk is cheap. Life is cheaper. This week, they're having a sale on both." |
T'Laar Bok
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Posted - 2007.06.15 20:59:00 -
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Shutup, at least you can login! I've been trying for HOURS.
I demand 2 days credit on my account! |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.06.15 20:59:00 -
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Since we're pre-empting:
Can I have the stuff of everyone who posts here please? ----- English is a complex language. Use it as best you can. |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:02:00 -
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OMG CCP I CANT BELIEVE YOU [NERF/BOOSTED] [AMARR/CALDARI/PVP/CAREBAREING/] LIKE THIS! I QUIT AND I HAVE LIEK [#>5] ACCOUNTS SO YOULL LOSE ALOT OF MONY. [PIREATES OF TEH BURNING SEA/WOW/************/LOTRO] WILL BE BETTER ANYWAY. I HATES J00.
<sig> IBTL! IBDS! IBTC! 1st in a BoB Post! And other such forum tom-foolery. Join my Corporation! |
Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:10:00 -
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omg i cant connect, i thought the server was supposed to be up???????
listen to me on bob radio, heavy metal, random babbling, and live forum coverage. |
Angellyne
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:12:00 -
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OMGWTF my drones just podded me and sold my frozen corpse on ebay i demand a rollback WTF
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Divideby0
Gallente Amalgamated Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:15:00 -
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MARKET IN JITA IS PWNX0RED. PLEASE FIX ASAP!
Who is the bigger carebear: The miner who braves low-sec on his own...or the chump who attacks an unarmed ship? |
Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:25:00 -
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CCP *Still* hasn't seeded the DNA Mutators! I've had Biology for 3 years and I still can't Mutate all the ugly Toons DNA!
CCP for the sake of aestetic appreciation everywhere, please allow me to rais the Charisma of all those ugly Toons!
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Tkar vonBiggendorf
Gallente MAG black strategic colition of nations Hell Hounds
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:39:00 -
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Ths ptch nrfd vwls! CCP pt th vwls bck n! cn't ndrstnd myslf nymr!
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Nerf Caldari
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic [PIREATES OF TEH BURNING SEA/WOW/************/LOTRO] WILL BE BETTER ANYWAY.
You, sir, deserve an internets.
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:41:00 -
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Well, I'm gonna get the first CCP we luv you fanboi type message in.
Banana <3 CCP
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic OMG CCP I CANT BELIEVE YOU [NERF/BOOSTED] [AMARR/CALDARI/PVP/CAREBAREING/] LIKE THIS! I QUIT AND I HAVE LIEK [#>5] ACCOUNTS SO YOULL LOSE ALOT OF MONY. [PIREATES OF TEH BURNING SEA/WOW/************/LOTRO] WILL BE BETTER ANYWAY. I HATES J00.
I believe you have just written an infallible formula for whining. Nobel prize, that man! --------
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Gariuys
Evil Strangers Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:44:00 -
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I want my money back...
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Saori Rei
Gallente Arcana Imperii Ltd. The Cartel.
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:44:00 -
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WTF Everything is balanced and running perfect!.... I have nothing to whine about... nerf something.. ANYTHING!! *cries*
:P
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Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:49:00 -
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I CAN'T LOG IN TO CHANGE MY SKILLS AND I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK FOR THE MONTH PLUS SOMETHING EXTRA FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING AND A PERSONAL APOLOGY FROM OVEUR. * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
Ibrich
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Posted - 2007.06.15 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tsanse Kinske I CAN'T LOG IN TO CHANGE MY SKILLS AND I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK FOR THE MONTH PLUS SOMETHING EXTRA FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING AND A PERSONAL APOLOGY FROM OVEUR.
You forgot the magic "summmoning Oveur" keywords... those being beer, boobies, and beer.
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Divideby0
Gallente Amalgamated Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic OMG CCP I CANT BELIEVE YOU [NERF/BOOSTED] [AMARR/CALDARI/PVP/CAREBAREING/] LIKE THIS! I QUIT AND I HAVE LIEK [#>5] ACCOUNTS SO YOULL LOSE ALOT OF MONY. [PIREATES OF TEH BURNING SEA/WOW/************/LOTRO] WILL BE BETTER ANYWAY. I HATES J00.
Can I have your stuff?
Who is the bigger carebear: The miner who braves low-sec on his own...or the chump who attacks an unarmed ship? |
Sgt Blade
Save Yourself Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:06:00 -
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omg why dont all you noobs stfu or gtfo of eve, ccp are doing the best they can and your an idiot if you didnt set a skill that atleast didnt last for 4-7 days. now elt ccp do their thing and get this FREE patch.
I <3 CCP
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Tkr vnBggndrf Ths ptch nrfd vwls! CCP pt th vwls bck n! cn't ndrstnd myslf nymr!
You win someone's stuff. ----- English is a complex language. Use it as best you can. |
Alski
Gallente Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:35:00 -
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I can tell you now six things people are gonna complane about:
1. some people will have a speed indicator bug that makes it jerk around insted of sweep smoothley. (includeing me )
2. clicking planets / gates / other objects on the solar system map oftern doesent reset view to that object, but sets max zoom back on to your ship.
3. many of the new encounters are rogue drones, and the reward is about 50 wrecks to loot... in lowsec... in an encounter that anyone else can find.
4. OMGZ! what happened to GSC's?!
5. OMGZ! what happened to my uber tanked drake?!
6. OMGZ! i just lost my CNR to a level 5 mission within like 3 seconds!!!1111
i'm sure theres loads i'm forgetting. -
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:42:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 15/06/2007 22:41:22
Originally by: Alski I can tell you now six things people are gonna complane about:
1. some people will have a speed indicator bug that makes it jerk around insted of sweep smoothley. (includeing me )
2. clicking planets / gates / other objects on the solar system map oftern doesent reset view to that object, but sets max zoom back on to your ship.
3. many of the new encounters are rogue drones, and the reward is about 50 wrecks to loot... in lowsec... in an encounter that anyone else can find.
4. OMGZ! what happened to GSC's?!
5. OMGZ! what happened to my uber tanked drake?!
6. OMGZ! i just lost my CNR to a level 5 mission within like 3 seconds!!!1111
i'm sure theres loads i'm forgetting.
I'm going to hold you to that. For every one of those that I see mentioned, I'll give you 100k. It'd be more but, you know, I'm poor
NINJA EDIT: Oh, and if there isn't any one of those by the end of the week, you give me money. Much as you like --------
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Trovax
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:47:00 -
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How about everyone pre-emts that im gonna pod every single eve player and just sends me their entire fortune.....no?! ok...worth a try. "I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant" |
Alski
Gallente Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Patch86
You got a bet.
And i'll raise you 100k isk on number one, it looks horrible -
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Sergeant Spot
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.15 22:56:00 -
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Dear CCP
As it is your standard policy to make ONE thread for "official" for post patch comments/whining, I suggest you pre-emptively sticky this thread as the "offical" pre-emptive whine thread.
Play nice while you butcher each other.
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DocJB
Decadence.
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:16:00 -
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Well apart from the EANM nerf which will cripple all my megathron fittings including 3% cpu requirment reduction for turrets implant, everything seems fine (and no i don't wanna fit friggin electron blasters and you have to equip the hyperion, which already is expensive with auxilary nano pump rigs so you get reasonable tank and damage cause dual rep doesn't work that good for me on the hyperion).
But if they didn't add extra hardware to the test server i am slightly optimistic that rev. 2 will reduce lag, as i saw yesterday on SISI.
Further i hope the "Undead" will get hit really hard
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:19:00 -
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DEAR CCP I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND I CANT GET INTO YOUR GAME AND I DEMAND YOU FIX IT BECAUSE I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND WITHOUT GETTING INTO YOUR GAME YOUR SERVICE THAT I'M PAYING FOR IS FAILING TO DELIVER WHAT YOU PROMISED AND I CANT LOG IN SO FIX IT WHY IS IT OTHER GAMES WORK ALL THE TIME BUT YOUR GAME IS BROKEN NOW WHEN I NEED TO LOG IN TO CHANGE A SKILL I AM A TECHNICIAN AT A MAJOR PROGRAMMING COMPANY AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS ANYWHERE BUT IN EVE WHY CANT YOU FIX IT!?
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:20:00 -
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PS: YOU IDIOTS FIX IT
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
l3lind Man
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:21:00 -
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Edited by: l3lind Man on 15/06/2007 23:20:47
Originally by: Tarminic OMG CCP I CANT BELIEVE YOU [NERF/BOOSTED] [AMARR/CALDARI/PVP/CAREBAREING/] LIKE THIS! I QUIT AND I HAVE LIEK [#>5] ACCOUNTS SO YOULL LOSE ALOT OF MONY. [PIREATES OF TEH BURNING SEA/WOW/************/LOTRO] WILL BE BETTER ANYWAY. I HATES J00.
potbs will never come close to beating eve
and im sure we will see the "CAN I HAVE MONEY BACK / DAYS ADDED TO ACCOUNT CAUSE OF DT"Ö threads
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Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: Frug DEAR CCP I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND I CANT GET INTO YOUR GAME AND I DEMAND YOU FIX IT BECAUSE I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND WITHOUT GETTING INTO YOUR GAME YOUR SERVICE THAT I'M PAYING FOR IS FAILING TO DELIVER WHAT YOU PROMISED AND I CANT LOG IN SO FIX IT WHY IS IT OTHER GAMES WORK ALL THE TIME BUT YOUR GAME IS BROKEN NOW WHEN I NEED TO LOG IN TO CHANGE A SKILL I AM A TECHNICIAN AT A MAJOR PROGRAMMING COMPANY AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS ANYWHERE BUT IN EVE WHY CANT YOU FIX IT!?
Win. What's sad is that this post will be made seriously. It's not a question of "Whether?" but rather "How many?" * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Frug PS: YOU IDIOTS FIX IT
Win ^2 * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
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