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Vasili Z
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:00:00 -
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In the beginning CCP created the planets, and stars. And the universe was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And CCP said, let there be Donk. And CCP saw the Donk, and it was good: and CCP divided the donkers from the donked And CCP called the donkers pirates, and the donked he called carebears. And CCP said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of space, and let it divide the donkers from the donked. And CCP called the firmament Stargates. And Low-Sec and High-Sec were the first day. And CCP said, Let the donked under the stargates gather together unto one place, and let the asteroids appear: and it was so. And CCP called the asteroids Belts; and the gathering together of the donked he called Mining Ops: and CCP saw that it was good. And CCP said, Let the donked bring forth ore, and minerals, and the manufacturing hangar after his kind, who seeds the BPO's upon the donked: and it was good. And the Market was the 2nd day. And CCP said, Let there be modules in the slots of the ship to divide the donkers from the donked, and let them be for shooting, and for tanking, and for mining, and hauling: And CCP made two great requirements, the powergrid to rule the turrets, and the CPU to rule the capacitor: he made rigs also. And CCP set them in the Megathron, to mock all Gallente under the Stargate. And to rule over the Tech 1 and the Tech 2, and to divide the gank from the tank: and CCP saw that it was also good. And High slots and Low slots were the 3rd day And CCP said, Let there be Alliances, and CCP saw that it was good. And CCP said, Let the alliances bring forth abundantly the moving donkers and donked that hath life. And CCP created Band of Brothers, and every living donker that moveth, which the Donk brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and Goonswarm saw that it was devsploits. And CCP blessed Goonswarm, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the donkers killboard, and let donked multiply on your own. And Killboards were the 4th day. And CCP said, Let the station bring forth the NPC after his kind, agents, and concord, and rat of the Belt after his kind: and it was so. And CCP said unto all that may live under the stargate, let the NPC bring forth abundantly the ISK that rules the Market, and it was so. And to rule over the complexes, and the missions, and to divide the rich and the poor: and CCP saw that it was also good. And Bounties were the 5th day And CCP said, Let us make Donk in our image, after our likeness, and let it have dominion over the donkers and donked of high sec, and the donkers and donked of low sec, and over all the donkers, and over every creeping donked that creepeth under the Stargate And so CCP created Donk in his own image, in the image of CCP created he him, donkers and donked created he them. And CCP said unto the donked, Behold, I have given you every mineral-bearing ore, which is upon the Belts under the Stargate; to you it shall be for manufacturing And CCP blessed the donkers, and CCP said unto them, call primaries, watch local, and replenish the killboard, and subdue it: and have dominion over every living donked that moveth under the Stargate. And CCP saw the Donk that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And PVP were the last day. THUS the solar systems and the regions were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day CCP ended his work which he had made; And he answered petitions from all the work which he had made.
I got 50m for posting this. ----
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Xordus
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:02:00 -
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YES!!!
And all shall know the name, 303
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Slaqr
Amarr Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:05:00 -
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Amen
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Nipplator
Amarr Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:17:00 -
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Amen
Now where are the commandments?
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Fswd
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:27:00 -
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Thou shall pewpew --- So I flame and troll when the occasion calls for it. So what are you gonna do about it? |
Pilot 74
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:30:00 -
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Thank you Vas, that was redonkulous.
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Iveee
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Posted - 2007.06.18 22:31:00 -
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Nice work
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Yarr1234
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Posted - 2007.06.18 23:33:00 -
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A toast to Vasili. High Priest of DONK!
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.06.18 23:42:00 -
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Gave me a giggle, nice one
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.19 01:25:00 -
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WTFOVER...
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Anomaly21
Caldari Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.19 01:39:00 -
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Donk? Donk!? What is this 'donk' you speak of anhh!!?
Beasts of Burden Recruitment thread. |
ChironV
Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.19 03:54:00 -
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If CCP created Donk...
Then where's the Badonka Donk? ________________________________________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
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Fire Born
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.19 03:58:00 -
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Loffles , and Doffles -------------------------
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Nekuva
The SMITE Brotherhood Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.19 04:05:00 -
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Amen -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Originally by: Marquis Dean Burn in hell!!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.19 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: ChironV If CCP created Donk...
Then where's the Badonka Donk?
You win at the forums today. :)
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Noz1330
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.06.19 21:58:00 -
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That was great 100m. For the Savior.
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Sc0rpion
Archer Daniels Midland
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Posted - 2007.06.19 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: ChironV If CCP created Donk...
Then where's the Badonka Donk?
Badonkadonk
The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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Galaxor
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.20 07:57:00 -
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Let there be Rules for the Donkers to never stop Donking.
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