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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:07:00 -
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Okay, I have one other thing to say.
CCP, I could seriously do a really good job. Dammit, I'm going to have to apply for this next one in Sept. I'm energetic, enthusiastic, and know a lot about all facets of eve.
Oh man :( _________________ Burn. |
Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:12:00 -
[62]
I can already predict their coverage on events
Beefy Fiddler : Okay. He's webbefied. You can tell his webefied by graphical effects. Webbefiers are used to web people.
Fangtooth Kasumi : Right you are Beef, he may also be scrambled. Its common for people to fit both webbers and scramblers here in EVE. I webbed a lv1 misison drone last night. It was great fun.
Beefy Fiddler : Oh I bet you are good at it too (flirts with eyes)
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:14:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Ifni
Originally by: BlackHorizon
Originally by: Ifni
Originally by: patteSatan ffs, it was bad enough to see that Ifni was the "expert" in the tournaments...
Looks like eve-tv is going for "soap-opera of the year"
I think I missed something here.
I think he's trying to say you're sexy.
Sweet! I thought he was bashing my e-honour. Turns out, he's just caressing my e-peen!
Iffers is the queen of Eve-Tv, I'll have you know.
Doesn't really matter though, If Masta Killa isn't back, I'm not watching even if they put Stephen Hawkins, Brian Blessed and Jessica Alba on the panel. -----------
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Erim Solfara
Amarr House of Solfara
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:21:00 -
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Can you make them in game items that I can horde in my station hanger?
I think I'd enjoy playing with my exotic dancers and StevieSG XD
What I actually want to say is that EveTV is now I joke, and I doubt I'll bother watching even the first episode for free.
Good luck to CCP getting the playerbases respect back for this.
Overtly corporate game devs ftl, you'd think 200k*ú10 a month would be enough.
A new tool in the fight for balance? |
JabJabVVV
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:46:00 -
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wow, some people need to put the e-rage down and step away from the keyboard... Eve TV hasn't even started yet and people are already bashing it hard If the concept of having presenters who aren't vastly knowledgeable offends you so much then there is a simple solution: don't watch it (you may want to stop watching televised news as well while your about it, if you haven't already). Personally I'm going to give it a chance, it should be pretty entertaining. Though why Eve TV feels the need to hire extra eye candy when they have Spiral is beyond me ----------- When I was a n00b, I spake as a n00b, I understood as a n00b, I thought as a n00b: but when I became pr0, I put away n00bish things. |
Zothike
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 10:59:00 -
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Edited by: Zothike on 21/06/2007 10:58:36 Spiraljunkie is BoB member
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:01:00 -
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Originally by: JabJabVVV If the concept of having presenters who aren't vastly knowledgeable offends you
Yeah, people who have no idea about what they are talking about pretending to know what they are talking about.
What can possibly go wrong?
Beefy Fiddler : Thats a templar, amarr fighter, used by carriers.
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JabJabVVV
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:12:00 -
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Quote: people who have no idea about what they are talking about pretending to know what they are talking about
That sums up pretty much any televised news program and they've been doing it for years. A presenter is not the same as an analyst.
Anyhow, like I said, if the idea is so unpalatable to you then don't watch it. It could well be crap but equally it could well be excellent, give it a chance before you dismiss it. ----------- When I was a n00b, I spake as a n00b, I understood as a n00b, I thought as a n00b: but when I became pr0, I put away n00bish things. |
Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: JabJabVVV
Anyhow, like I said, if the idea is so unpalatable to you then don't watch it. It could well be crap but equally it could well be excellent, give it a chance before you dismiss it.
Thats not the issue most people have. Their issue is that they would have to pay first, before dismissing it.
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Gutsani
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: JabJabVVV
Quote: people who have no idea about what they are talking about pretending to know what they are talking about
That sums up pretty much any televised news program and they've been doing it for years. A presenter is not the same as an analyst.
Anyhow, like I said, if the idea is so unpalatable to you then don't watch it. It could well be crap but equally it could well be excellent, give it a chance before you dismiss it.
isnt that why they always invite "experts" to talk about subjects? and then they ask uber unlogical questions and the "experts" are like "ah .. yeah, offcourse?"
sounds funny ------------------------ Stop reading my siggy! |
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R3dSh1ft
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:20:00 -
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Aren't we the welcoming bunch of players? lol
But seriously, I love introducing noobs to the game, especially in 0.0 space , but to host a TV show about a game - 1st priority: trained actor or passion, love and experience of the game about which the TV show covers? _________________________________________________________
DKOD - an awesome synchronised killing machine |
Kiyano
Caldari Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:21:00 -
[72]
I think we should give them a chance... Hopefully wont regret that one, but in all seriousness I'm going to wait until after the first show until I judge anything.
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Locus Bey
Gallente Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:25:00 -
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total bs, not an old man in sight ! ageist batards!
i personally couldn't give a rats a*** what some experiment has to say about EvE, and for one am disappointed in CCP. you got to fire the Bob (sorry couldn't help myself) from marketing who came up with this one.
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:33:00 -
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Originally by: Almirg Beefy Fiddler the "extreme sporter" mining his ass of and getting podded in low sec
Muuuhahahaa this thread totally delivers but that line ... just CLASSIC --
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.21 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Death Kill I can already predict their coverage on events
Beefy Fiddler : Okay. He's webbefied. You can tell his webefied by graphical effects. Webbefiers are used to web people.
Fangtooth Kasumi : Right you are Beef, he may also be scrambled. Its common for people to fit both webbers and scramblers here in EVE. I webbed a lv1 misison drone last night. It was great fun.
Beefy Fiddler : Oh I bet you are good at it too (flirts with eyes)
As long as this isn't a dialog between Beefy and SpiralJunkie --
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Krysta Gemme
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Posted - 2007.06.21 12:46:00 -
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Sounds like CCP is listening to producers and not consumers.
Classic formula for a canceled show.
Eve TV should have ingame player personas. Real people. A TV show about an MMO should have community involvement.
Seeing 4 strangers that can ready cue cards with a smile while talking about gaming while probably never having played a game in their life?
That's what Tech TV is for. They do it well, I seriously doubt a show about a niche game that can't even fill its ranks with people who know the game, the politics, the humour and the going ons within the universe will be very entertaining for long.
Almost as entertaining as these Eve "news" bulletins about stuff that never happened. How about some 'real' ingame news. Like a new Alliance taking over a piece of space, or interviews with successful anti-pirate corps and how they are cleaning up the system. Reports on ingame economy, or player run events.
Never seen a "player-run" MMO want to become WoW so fast.
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CCP Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2007.06.21 12:58:00 -
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To add to the sexism ( a bit admit it) I¦d pod that guy.
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.21 13:08:00 -
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Edited by: Cheyenne Shadowborn on 21/06/2007 13:07:38
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia To add to the sexism ( a bit admit it) I¦d pod that guy.
We're not sexist!
Btw, remember that thread about "whats the most evil thing you've done in Eve"? One guy scrambled some miners who couldn't pay the ransom and forced them to mine Veld for him for some hours.
So ... send the Eve-TV girls my way and I (wait for it ...) make them mine.
(Yes, this one requires some thinking) --
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 13:10:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/06/2007 13:10:18
Originally by: Dimitri Chandler "Match of the Day presented by Avril Lavigne"
I'd watch.
She'd be no worse than the Crispmuncher General.
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Velsharoon
Gallente Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.06.21 13:35:00 -
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Well to be honest I might have watched it it was far, trev, ifni etc. They might actually tell me something I wanna know.
These people, while the girls are pretty I have **** for that!
Im not sure who this show is aimed it, if its to get new people into eve ok, if not then wtf
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Lady Natacha
Minmatar Water and Power
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Posted - 2007.06.21 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Ryo Jang who the **** is mud?
Linkage
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Rimhawk
Caldari Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:00:00 -
[82]
Edited by: Rimhawk on 21/06/2007 13:59:21 Edited by: Rimhawk on 21/06/2007 13:58:51
Originally by: Mud Pandemonium Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 21/06/2007 03:00:52 The new hosts.
They look like Alts to me... ... Did Oveur get some new accounts?
edit: spelling
. Rimhawk Vengeance 8 Interceptors
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't." |
Sharupak
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:21:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Lady Natacha
Originally by: Ryo Jang who the **** is mud?
Linkage
Not to be confused with bill or jack...
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Freyjan
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium To be quite honest I think Farjung should be doing some hosting work, need to get some alcohol in him first to loosen him up so he's not all quiet like last time I saw him.
Of course none of our suggestions are really going to matter at all.
However, I'd watch it religiously if it was like this.
spiralJunkie and Farjung as the main hosts.
Military segment - Ermey doing his Hartman bit. Piracy - Geoffrey Rush doing his Captain Barbossa character (Sorry Johnny Depp fans) Science, Manufacturing, etc - Bill Nye Trade - Donald Trump Carebearing 101 - Stephanie from Lazytown.
So it could go like this.
spiralJunkie: Yadda yadda, Farjung: ... spiralJunkie: *witty joke* Farjung: *muffled schoolgirl giggle*
Then the military segment, which I've already give an example of earlier.
Piracy segment,
Barbossa : First, the return of your ore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the EULA is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome to low-sec ye damn carebear!
Science segment
Bill Nye: Hey, thanks for dropping by, I see you can see my datacores of SCIENCE! *trumpets blare* Datacores are useful tools when inventing new and useful products for the world we live in, it's science! *trumpets blare* Ahh..ahem, here is an experiment you can try in your own station, you'll need the help of an adult..
Trade
Donald Trump: If you want to make it big in the world of business, you're going to have to skimp on the frills, you're going to have to pinch every penny, see this hair? Wal-Mart hair salon, see these shoes? Stole them from Payless.
Carebearing
Stephanie: It's a piece of cake to fly through Amamake, if the way is hazy You gotta do the warping on your own you know you can't be lazy Never use an autopilot see, the trip will end up crazy
Freaking Win.
Sorry, I didn't read any of the thread after this post. You actually had me laughing so hard at work that I got in trouble. Well played.
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Tony Benn
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:31:00 -
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Having had to hire people to do a similar project to EVETV (if you've ever watched a video weather forecast in the UK, I'm sorry but that was partially my fault) but you've got to give them a break - the way it works is that you put out an advert, invite all the applicants round to the office and proceed to make them jump through hoops for your amusement.
The winner is the most attractive entrant, allowing for evasion of sexual discrimination laws.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:34:00 -
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If Farjung was a host they'd have to charge at least twice the amount of Jalipo credits per episode, to cover the cost of his hair conditioner.
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Parallax Error
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:45:00 -
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When I looked at that page, I couldn't help but think rejected from Blue Peter.
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tony Benn Having had to hire people to do a similar project to EVETV (if you've ever watched a video weather forecast in the UK, I'm sorry but that was partially my fault) but you've got to give them a break - the way it works is that you put out an advert, invite all the applicants round to the office and proceed to make them jump through hoops for your amusement.
The winner is the most attractive entrant, allowing for evasion of sexual discrimination laws.
I'm going to drop by your office and fill out an application for your corp tonight and I don't mean in-game --
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Threv Echandari
Caldari Dark-Rising Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.06.21 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium I would pay triple what they're asking for 45 minutes of low quality streaming if Gary Busey was doing commentary on the action.
They should get R. Lee Ermey (The drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket) to do a segment on proper fittings for PVP.
"YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT SMALL AUTOCANNONS ON THAT KESTREL? HOLY JESUS, TO THINK THIS HAD TO HAPPEN TO ME!"
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war!"
EVETV could be epic, could be.
THAT Would be Epic and "I'll buy that for a Dollar" or 2 Threv
That's life. Some people run X accounts. With a better PC. And a faster GFX card. And on a faster network connection. While their wife brings them beer. From the fridge on their yacht.
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.21 15:11:00 -
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I wnat sexe with all actors The ladies man. MY sign was wrongfully hijacked!:( Seriously, give back emokitteh. :< Oh mai GOD! |
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