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Eddie jay
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:07:00 -
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alright people, for those who dont know me im the biggest A$$hole on the eve planet and i have a really interesting story for u...actually its prolly the best eve "hiest" ive ever pulled. so basically my day started off with my wallet at around 1 mil isk. so i get really bored of ratting and decide to hop on the Eve radio. So i go on and decide to rant about totolly random stuff that made no sence. i told the dj his music sukt (cause he was playing classical) But Dj's should all be highly respected because they take there time and volunteer to keep the eve comunity happy. BUT you see this is all part of my hiest. So people start to get mad at me and i think....hmmm maybe if i act really*****y and imature they wont ban me but possible eventually put a bounty on me. so the dj puts a bounty on me of 25k isk which isnt much so im like alright w/e thats 12.5k isk split between me and a buddy. But then someone mentioned that...hey dont put bounty on his head lets jus get someone to pod him and then we will pay them out as soon as they contract his corps to us...so surprisingly the dj says OK 100 MIL to whomever pods sddie jay. so thats when i knew i must take action. So i start getting reeeeally*****y and diss everyone i can and tell them they cant pod me cause im such a good pvp'er. then that ****ed off more people and by the end there was 300 mil bounty PLUS a decked out Maelstrom and lotsa blueprints to stuff. So thats when a buddy of mine (wont mention the name but im sure ull know who it is) basically met up with me and said ok...ill pod u so insure ur ship and skill points and ill pod u and send it out and we can split all this stuff. so i did and played my part perfect. i got really angry and said i wanted to quit the game and how they were bullys and i had no insurance and lost EVERYTHING. so 20 mins later i have 100 mil and a maelstrom...i end up sellijng it and now have around 200 mil. im REALLLY happy now but think...hmmm maybe i can pull something else off. so i get ANOTHER one of my buddys to go into eve radio and start putting a big bounty on me. so i had like 10 mil bounty and hes like hey lets jus all place a small bounty on eddie jay and it will add up and he will get podded again! so guess what...EVERYONE falls for this again. the next morning i wake up and have 86 MIL BOUNTY ON ME!! in a matter of a few hours. so now im reeally happy. Lets look at what happened during this time... heres the PROS: i dissed everyone i could... i basically took everyones money behind there back and they had NO IDEA! which is the best part..until now ;)...i have an awesome ship to pilot now... someone commented on how i act like im 12...which in the long run helped me out cause acting "12" outsmarted them :) See now i like to see this as a work of art not jus me scamming people because hey...its a game ANYTHING GOES and guess what? i WON i get ISK and thats the bottem line...so props to you DJ DAMAGE and thank you for all your money and everyone else that helped me out...heres a screen shot for ya ;)www.myspace.com/eddiejayboxur ...if that doesnt wurk JOIN THE EVE FACEOOK GROUP... bye bye
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Lady Natacha
Minmatar Water and Power
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:08:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Natacha on 27/06/2007 19:09:47 WALL OF TEXT!
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:11:00 -
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Jesus Christ.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:12:00 -
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THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
23 Member
EVE Video makers: save EVE-files bandwidth! Use the H.264 AutoEncoder! |
Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:12:00 -
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You are Ralph Wiggum.
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Znaei
Caldari Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:13:00 -
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tl;dr
Not so hard! Air gets in between. |
Cr'ank
Gallente Legion Federation DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:15:00 -
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You might not be a 12-year old... but you sure type like (or worse) than one... People did discuss it you know, complaining that the "douche of the week" system wasn't perfect.. But ah well, I could care less Enjoy your money, know that if people didn't want your head on a stake back then, they sure will now...
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SasRipper
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:15:00 -
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MY EYES I CANT SEE!!!! MEDIC!
*snip* Sas has spoken this tread shall be locked. |
lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:15:00 -
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BERLIN WALL-OF-TEXT!!
Also - Hahahahahhaha ---
Project Mayhem |
Morrau
Gallente 22nd ACU
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:16:00 -
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I'll give you 100mil if you learn how to spell and how to use grammar, punctuation and paragraphs
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Eddie jay
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:22:00 -
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ill give u a mil isk to get a life
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Morrau
Gallente 22nd ACU
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:23:00 -
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Done, send the isk and I'll go to Jita for a life
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Cheunger
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Eddie jay ill give u a mil isk to get a life
Hoho. Big words little man.
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:24:00 -
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Is it just me or did that guy tap random keys and think about something and hoped that somehow by tapping random keys his thoughts would end up clearly expressed in the OP?
- Recruitment open again-
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Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:25:00 -
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This is frankly ********. --------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |
Morrau
Gallente 22nd ACU
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Sjodin Is it just me or did that guy tap random keys and think about something and hoped that somehow by tapping random keys his thoughts would end up clearly expressed in the OP?
I thought he'd trained a monkey to do it for him. Clever chaps, those monkeys
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Cytech
Caldari Cybertech Industrials Agency
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:28:00 -
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still trying to find the awesome story behind the wall
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:29:00 -
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I hope you don't mind, I rewrote your post to be more readable.
------------------------------------ Good Evening.
For those who dont know me, I'm quite possibly the biggest ******* in eve planet and I have a really interesting story for you. Actually, this is probably the best eve "heist" I've ever pulled. My day started off with my wallet at around 1 mil isk. I got really bored of ratting and decided to hop on the Eve radio channel. Once on, I decided to rant about totally random stuff that made no sense. I told the dj his music sucked because he was playing classical pieces etc but I do believe that the Eve-Radio DJs should all be highly respected because they take there time and volunteer to keep the eve comunity happy.
People started to get mad at me and I thought that maybe, if I acted really*****y and immature, they wont ban me but instead may put a bounty on me. The DJ himself put a bounty on me of 25,000 isk, which isnt much (approximately 12.5k isk split between me and a buddy who helps by podding me). About then, someone said not to put a bounty on my head but instead just get someone to pod me and then we will pay them as soon as they contract his corpse to us. Surprisingly, the DJ agreed to pay 100 MILLION ISK to whoever podded me.
At this point, I knew exactly what action to take. I started acting really*****y in the eve-radio channel, making fun of everyone I can and telling them that they won't be able to pod me because I'm such a good PvPer. This seemed to annoy even more people and by the end there was a reward of 300 mil PLUS a decked out Maelstrom and lots of assorted blueprints, all for my corpse. It was about this time that a buddy of mine (who I don't name but if you know me I'm sure you'll know who it is) met up with me in-game and worked out a deal. He agreed to pod me and split the reward with me, so I insured my ship and updated my clone.
I played my part to perfection. I acted really angry and said I wanted to quit the game, how they were bullys, I had no insurance and lost EVERYTHING. Twenty minutes later, I have 100 mil and a maelstrom. I ended up selling it and now have around 200 mil. I'm really happy now but this has led me to think about the possibility of pulling off something else. I had another one of my friends go into eve radio and start putting a big bounty on me. He placed about a 10 mil bounty on my head and advised everyone to just add a little piece each to it so that it would add up and I would get podded again.
They fell for it, hook line and sinker. The next morning I woke up to an 86 million isk bounty on my head, all in a matter of a few hours. I collected the bounty on myself and I'm very happy with it. Lets go over an overview of the situation:
Benefits I obtained: I enjoyed annoying and insulting everyone I could I basically took everyone's money behind their back and they had no idea until it was too late. I have an awesome ship to pilot now. I feel like I outsmarted everyone :)
I personally like to see this as a work of art, not just another second-rate scam, because this is a social game where anything goes and performed a good piece of social engineering. I won out in this situation, I came out of it with a lot of ISK and thats the bottem line. Well done DJ DAMAGE and thank you and everyone else for all your money. Here is a screen shot for you all ;) www.myspace.com/eddiejayboxur (If that doesnt work, I have posted it on the Eve Facebook group.
bye bye --------------------------------------------
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Cr'ank
Gallente Legion Federation DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: Morrau
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin Is it just me or did that guy tap random keys and think about something and hoped that somehow by tapping random keys his thoughts would end up clearly expressed in the OP?
I thought he'd trained a monkey to do it for him. Clever chaps, those monkeys
Not one; three! Two for the letters and one for the symbols.. He propably did the "evil" smiley at the end by himself though..
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Morrau
Gallente 22nd ACU
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:31:00 -
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wow, what a kind, considerate soul to do that for him. Must be a quiet evening in space ;)
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:34:00 -
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I was bored and wanted to practice my article editing skills. It's really quite an interesting story about social engineering and I don't like to see a random guy flamed just because of poor writing skills, especially after he went to the effort to type out the post.
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Nyphur I was bored and wanted to practice my article editing skills. It's really quite an interesting story about social engineering and I don't like to see a random guy flamed just because of poor writing skills, especially after he went to the effort to type out the post.
/me hugs you. You make this place feel pillowy.
- Recruitment open again-
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Lucy Light
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:36:00 -
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thank god for translators
Lucy, under the street Light
- Everytime you shoot me, CCP kills a carebear. - Could somebody please think of the carebears? |
Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Nyphur I was bored and wanted to practice my article editing skills. It's really quite an interesting story about social engineering and I don't like to see a random guy flamed just because of poor writing skills, especially after he went to the effort to type out the post.
/me hugs you. You make this place feel pillowy.
That's my job, alright! *hug*
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Ecchus
Minmatar Egbinger Mining Co
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:38:00 -
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Its a Templar, an Amarrian fighter used with carriers. ==========
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee..
- Melville.
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Tao Dancer
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:42:00 -
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Welcome to my stalk and pod to bankrupcy list. Sooo many like you, so little time. *Tao Dancer sighs. OH NICE i just noticed your lying...you still have that bounty! SWEET I might even turn a lil profit.
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Kirsty B
Caldari Void Corporation
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:43:00 -
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If you take an infinite ammount of monkeys with an infinate ammount of typewriters... ok we got the one but does anyone know where we can get the rest of them?
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Eddie jay
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:56:00 -
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Thank you for re-typing my story for me. And yes im not actually going to take my bounty, i have pride in it so If you pod me congrats!!
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MaleViolent
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:02:00 -
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Meanwhile, at the Department of Forum Communications office in Jita....
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: MaleViolent Meanwhile, at the Department of Forum Communications office in Jita....
Awesome :)
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