Shari Vegas
Minmatar Ctrl Alt Elites
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Posted - 2007.07.08 22:43:00 -
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After a bit of time, preparation, and general thought about it, Ctrl Alt Elites is now officially ready to take members.
What kind of corp is this you ask? A fine question, to be sure!
To answer... some of us who have alternate egos and sometimes better halves know well that it can at times be a lonely existance. This, I'm hoping, will be the cure to this ailment. A place for alts of all kinds to gather and communicate with each other, and keep each other company all with no expectations or commitments required and fully keeping your anonymity.
Aye, a place to make the lonely life of your dirty little secret a bit brighter.
Oh, but that's not all! We can also be used for the following: -That big nasty bully corporation trying to ransom your carebear corp?
Join up with us until it blows over, let those daffy bastards waste their ISK!
Q: But what if they then war dec us? A: Let them! A lot of people use alts as combat pilots, and might well be happy to have a good fight! And the more we grow, the more potential help there might be had. Can't hurt to ask if someone's in the area.
Q: But what if we get war dec'd and now I'm now a war target for something I'm not a part of? A: The great thing about this idea is that even if we are dec'd, one, said deccers are likely only looking for those few specific people they feel slipped away from them, and two, chances are of you being in the same systems where they're looking around for said people are really rather slim.
Also, some alts are just market slaves who never undock, so you might well not even give a toss about one or a hundred decs!
-New to EVE? No problem! You're also welcome here. A lot of people who create alts are very knowledgable about EVE and it's workings, and are often happy to answer those burning questions that just weren't covered in the Tutorial. (Myself included. I'll be happy to answer questions when I'm on.) Come, sit, drink of our knowledge, and once you learn a bit and are ready to go out into the world and find a corp with more to offer your aspiring self, it was a pleasure knowing you, and good luck out there! All this without the spamfest that is Rookie Help or any of the other public channels.
-We all know of the current scourge that is the ISK Seller spam. Need sanctuary from your NPC corp channel, but aren't quite ready to make that commitment to a corp who'll have expectations or rules of their own to impose on you? Then we're for you! There will be absolutely no nonsense names like "ksdjfhsd" accepted, and anyone else found trying to advertise the sale of ISK will be removed post haste.
My goal here is to create a community, not bound by any restrictions, for those of use who walk the otherwise lonely road, and provide a place for those thinking about taking the next step towards no longer flying solo to get their feet wet before looking for the place that will take them on their way should they feel the need.
So, In short: -No boring NPC corporations -No need to deal with the spamfest of public help channels -An haven free of ISK sellers -I hope she was legal... -A place to be away from that pesky bully corp until the heat dies down you squishy little carebears you! -All the cool kids are doing it -The corp name will not be changed to "******s with ISK" -Helmets and juice boxes will be provided where deemed necessary -Any other reason or creative use you can find for us!
All that's asked of members is to try to stay repectful of other members in the Corporation chat channels.
Join today! To apply, stop by our Headquarters office in Rens VI - Moon 8 - Brutor Tribe Treasury, or in our newly opened office in the devil that is Jita IV - Moon 4 - Caldari Business Tribunal Bureau Office!
Questions and comments can be left here, or EVEmailed directly to our Executor, Lyn Z.
As member count grows, offices will be opened in Oursulaert and Amarr for future member convenience!
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