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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.18 13:37:00 -
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Not mine..copypasta'd:
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them *****s and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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i lold hard first time i read it =P
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Sir Heavy
Dragonian Freelancers Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.18 13:58:00 -
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Nice!
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Grimpak
Gallente Trinity Nova
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Posted - 2007.08.18 13:59:00 -
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dude...
win ---
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.08.18 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Calderio on 18/08/2007 14:14:05 i sense much win in this thread
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Wachtmeister
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.08.18 14:30:00 -
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This thread delivers...
Contrary to popular belief he actually has a body -Eldo My body is well trained and I have a sixpack.... in the fridge. -Wachty
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maCH'EttE
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.08.18 14:52:00 -
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Ahahahaha!
Originally by: Devil Hanzo (ISD) I got pwned!
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Sereifex Daku
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Posted - 2007.08.18 14:54:00 -
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Edited by: Sereifex Daku on 18/08/2007 14:53:59 I don't approve of this. I don't believe in natural selection for m&ms, I believe in purging their foul (yet delicious) genes from the planet by committing m&m genocide.
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Jongo Fett
Caldari An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.18 15:03:00 -
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ide hit it...with my thumb and forefinger
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Chode Rizoum
Minmatar Endgame. Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.08.18 15:46:00 -
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damn thats funny
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Cypherous
Minmatar Liberty Rogues
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Posted - 2007.08.18 18:25:00 -
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lol just lol >.< ---------
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.18 21:05:00 -
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Edited by: Dodiez on 18/08/2007 21:05:57
Originally by: Sokratesz Not mine..copypasta'd:
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them *****s and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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i lold hard first time i read it =P
Heh, I thought I was the only one who did this. Sweet.
*Edit* I don't mail mine, so I'm not as cool...foiled again.
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Or'Chan
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.08.19 02:38:00 -
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What about those of us with bad teeth? We don't appreciated it.
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Lunaticdie04
Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.08.19 15:14:00 -
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Wouldn't one hand be stronger than the other? So a right handed person would get more deaths on their right hand. And I wonder if MARS UK would send me free M7Ms if I did this. Might be worth a try.
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.19 16:19:00 -
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Old copypasta is old!
Still epic winz tho! ---
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.08.19 16:30:00 -
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If Mars really sent back a letter of thanks, they are truly deserving of props for that one.
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