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The End
Amarr Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:35:00 -
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First: To OMEN Incorporated Corp
The statements that follow....no disrespect toward your corp or the member in question.
So,
TRI was camping a well known system, which need not be mentioned ; the camp was inplace for maybe all of five minutes when...
Scius, from OMEN Incorporated (Exuro Mortis), jumps in and starts attacking my EOS with his Nightmare, which seems to tank pretty damn well for having a Nyx plus support craft on it However, his beast of a tank is eventually worn down and his pod taken away by the smarty.
Now, of course, I jet for the can to see what this dashing young man has left for us and to my surprise...further fittings on my new Nyx are secured 
Now, I quickly make a mad dash for the station to depart my precious cargo when Mr Xtreme calmly alerts me that he has a Revelation locked down on the gate. I can barely hear him since he's laughing uncontrollably, but I manage to get back to zie gate to assist...
To my surprise, it's the same young lad who had just lost his Nightmare; as I lock him he's already half armor, which seemed very odd seeing as Mr X had just reported it. I hesiate momentarily as the guy threatens to bring his alliance cap fleet in, which includes a Titan and many many dreads. (which we hoped would all have his taste in mods)
Alas, we read the kill mail upon the destruction of his vessel and once again our eyes lit up and we laughed uncontrollably together ....
NO cap reps and a full slot of cargo expanders in the low
So, after five minutes of effort, a nightmare and revelation later, we're nearly 5bil isk richer and have a nice segment for our next movie. In total, the guy lost over 10bil in fittings and ships. However, through all of this I have to say that this guys gung-ho attitude and apparent lack of (something) was quite refreshing.
The End (no pun intended)
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:42:00 -
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Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P
http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:44:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 25/08/2007 02:44:19
You should have seen the bull**** this guy posted in alliance chat, silly ebayers >.< -----
[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |

Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:46:00 -
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He needed those expanders to hold his honor!
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:49:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe He needed those expanders to hold his honor!
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[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |

Feterous Jolin
War Crimes
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:49:00 -
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oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.
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Jirai Grepher
Creative Destruction
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:51:00 -
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lol
The former and original Pel Mel All posts made reflect my opinion and not that of my corp/alliance. |

John McCloud
The Blackwater Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: John McCloud on 25/08/2007 02:51:44
Originally by: Righteous Fury Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P
http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749
O...M...G
I mean, either he was totally smokin **** and thuis totally wasted or...myohmy..I'm just lost for words
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Mr Xtreme
Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 02:53:00 -
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As "The End" is telling here i whas laughing so much i coud bearly speak.. lol
It whas the funnies day ever in my eve history. :D
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TJ17
Gallente Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Feterous Jolin oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.
it was win it was happening the same time fet cursed my cormack spawn 
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Feterous Jolin
War Crimes
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:16:00 -
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Originally by: TJ17
Originally by: Feterous Jolin oh man...i was rofl when i heard this the first time...classic. Good story.
it was win it was happening the same time fet cursed my cormack spawn 
owned tbh
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king jks
Exanimo Inc Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:24:00 -
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Win. ...but will it blend? |

jdok
Gallente The Burning Orphans Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:46:00 -
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I'm glad he did it, it made for a quite funny alliance chat whenever he was online afterward. As for making the alliance look bad? Not really, this was the action of 1 moron, less than a week into the corp. Hell, seems like the guys little brother got onto his account or something and went ooo shiny ships! pop pop. cry. "my honor?!" Seriously tho, I hope to god that the guy was new to the game and bought the account. If he isn't new.. well.. shucks.. gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever seen anyone do in eve.
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:54:00 -
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Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.
I feel closer to Josh already. 
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.
I feel closer to Josh already. 
*****.
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Asika Kazama
Republic University
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Posted - 2007.08.25 04:19:00 -
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I think what hurts most is I got in and salvaged both the Nightmare and Revelation, and neither dropped a thing :(
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Tonkin
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Righteous Fury Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P
http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749
EPIC
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Ampoliros
Shadow Company FreeFall Securities
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Posted - 2007.08.25 04:43:00 -
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Ahahahahahaha 
A fool and his money are soon parted, blah blah...
------------------------------------ My statements are not those of my corp or of my alliance, nor anyone else.
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Mimiru
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.08.25 04:43:00 -
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neat. ---------
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Leikeze Mrotserif
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 04:54:00 -
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Edited by: Leikeze Mrotserif on 25/08/2007 04:54:36 ebay 4tw :D
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Green Halo
Short Attention Span Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2007.08.25 05:49:00 -
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Many many lulz
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Jherek Cornelian
The Black Rabbits
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Posted - 2007.08.25 06:07:00 -
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<3 The End

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Jogvan
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 06:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tonkin
Originally by: Righteous Fury Repost, I already posted a report on SHC at my dismay :P
http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=7749
EPIC
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Tellenta
Gallente White-Noise Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 06:42:00 -
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Apparently I missed something that would make me go
What the....
wait.. what??
did he??
omg he did..
where did we dig this guy up?
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Tellenta
Gallente White-Noise Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda Pointing and laughing and collectively letting our disbelief and disgust be known was quite the alliance bonding activity, really.
I feel closer to Josh already. 
*****.
You love it and you know it.
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Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.25 07:04:00 -
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I couldn't resist, this guys name was familiar so I looked him up in-game.
Now a member in IAC, Umbra Congregatio... Tyrrax's corp. Man, losing ships like that, he'll be the right hand man in no time. 
There are old soliders, and there are bold soliders. But there are very few old, bold soliders. |

Krystian
Caldari No Quarter. Vae Victis.
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Posted - 2007.08.25 07:17:00 -
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This dude has Leeroy Jenkins beat. Except not as amussing.
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.25 07:27:00 -
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Originally by: Krystian This dude has Leeroy Jenkins beat. Except not as amussing.
If only I could have been there to fraps his honor =/
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.25 07:35:00 -
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I've read this story (here and on SHC) and it keeps gettin' funnier every time I see it! _
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Ewa Quillam
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.25 07:40:00 -
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Originally by: Avernus I couldn't resist, this guys name was familiar so I looked him up in-game.
Now a member in IAC, Umbra Congregatio... Tyrrax's corp. Man, losing ships like that, he'll be the right hand man in no time. 
Really, you could refrain yourself from this, because as opposed to your most mates, he has the guts to put his ship on the line against overwhelming odds without being baby-sit.
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