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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2007.08.31 08:50:00 -
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China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront
I've seen people here get bent out of shape over posts before but isn't this going a bit far? A whole country seeking an apology for some random, dumbass comment?
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.08.31 08:56:00 -
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Everyone knows that Ninjas would totally OWN a monk anyway.
Did anyone see that martial arts documentary on NGC, the one where the ninja dude uses a blow to the chest that will stop your heart?
Caldari and proud |
Ealiom
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.08.31 09:07:00 -
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Wait aren't they suppose to be noncholant and peaceful. Some random dude flips em off and there like.
Screw you man!! how dare you belittle me epeen behold the wrath of my......
Kung Fu?
......Lawyers!!
Shouldn't they be training and stuff not surfing the nets. Maybe that's why the time travelling ninja beat them
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Kysumi Tsun
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Posted - 2007.08.31 10:03:00 -
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...because teh internetz is serious business.
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Liu Kaskakka
PAK
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Posted - 2007.08.31 10:08:00 -
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I think China and Japan should have a Monk vs Ninja duel to settle this matter. The winner gets the other ones rice.
King Liu is RIGHT!!
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Jago Kain
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.31 10:14:00 -
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I smell an EA Sports license game in here somewhere.
Ninjas Vs Monks... maybe they can squeeze some pirates in and everyone will be happy.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 10:55:00 -
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In other news, China declares war on the internet. More at 11. ------
Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts! |
Locus Bey
Gallente Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.08.31 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Death Kill Everyone knows that Ninjas would totally OWN a monk anyway.
Did anyone see that martial arts documentary on NGC, the one where the ninja dude uses a blow to the chest that will stop your heart?
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
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Tajidan
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 17:10:00 -
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whow dudes! no reason for such hard feelings, everyone knows that a ninja can beat everyones shell after enjoying a good Pizza.
COWABUNGA!! Lets kick Shell!
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Grimpak
Gallente Trinity Nova KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 20:09:00 -
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dudes.
Ninja Pirates. ---
truth about EVE: Quote: "Guns are fine, boost players"
Quote: "Players are fine, boost guns"
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Kysumi Tsun
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Posted - 2007.08.31 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak Ninja Pirates.
Truth can be stranger than fiction:
"In the 1540s and 1550s Japanese pirates known as wokou raided China's eastern and southeastern coasts on an unprecedented scale...in 1553, [the] Chief of the Nanjing Chief Military Commission initiated the conscription of monksùincluding some from Shaolinùagainst the pirates."
From the Shaolin Kung Fu article in Wikipedia (references included).
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DUFFMANX
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: Liu Kaskakka I think China and Japan should have a Monk vs Ninja duel to settle this matter. The winner gets the other ones rice.
tnx for my new siggie
Originally by: Liu Kaskakka I think China and Japan should have a Monk vs Ninja duel to settle this matter. The winner gets the other ones rice.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.09.01 00:46:00 -
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Its a true story. Scorpion totally kicked Kung Lao's ass and then set him on fire and used his hat to decapatate Liu Kang. I saw it happen. ------ wait...what? |
GPerson
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.09.01 03:48:00 -
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Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius Its a true story. Scorpion totally kicked Kung Lao's ass and then set him on fire and used his hat to decapatate Liu Kang. I saw it happen.
I love that hat.
~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~ I highly recommend drunken posting. This sig has been unhighjacked since 2005. |
Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.01 07:00:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 01/09/2007 07:00:17
Originally by: Tajidan whow dudes! no reason for such hard feelings, everyone knows that a ninja can beat everyones shell after enjoying a good Pizza.
COWABUNGA!! Lets kick Shell!
pirates are way cooler than ninjas forum warrior in training ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Tsia Yarrr, server be down
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.01 10:26:00 -
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Edited by: Adonis 4174 on 01/09/2007 10:26:24 A modern day rematch has one major flaw.
There haven't been any ninjas for centuries.
Edit: Oh yeah, and China isn't demanding an apology, a group of religious types are demanding an apology be issued to the whole of China. ----- I'll be in my pod |
Kyozoku
Mutiny.
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Posted - 2007.09.01 10:38:00 -
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an armoured knight would joust the hell out of those sissy ninjas and monks |
Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.09.01 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Locus Bey
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
Pffft are you on vitox?
Ninjas are awsome, and by awsome I mean totally sweet.
Caldari and proud |
Enigmier
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Posted - 2007.09.01 11:25:00 -
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Chuck Norris....im pretty sure he can take on the monks and ninja`s at the same time.
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Locus Bey
Gallente Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.09.01 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
Pffft are you on vitox?
Ninjas are awsome, and by awsome I mean totally sweet.
The only thing they got going for them are the funky shoes, besides, their more assassins than martial artists. In a 1 vs 1 they got nothing. I raise your assassin and give you an Alamut.
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.09.01 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Locus Bey
Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
Pffft are you on vitox?
Ninjas are awsome, and by awsome I mean totally sweet.
The only thing they got going for them are the funky shoes, besides, their more assassins than martial artists. In a 1 vs 1 they got nothing. I raise your assassin and give you an Alamut.
I see your Alamut and raise you REALULTIMATEPOWER
Caldari and proud |
Grimpak
Gallente Trinity Nova KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.01 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
Pffft are you on vitox?
Ninjas are awsome, and by awsome I mean totally sweet.
The only thing they got going for them are the funky shoes, besides, their more assassins than martial artists. In a 1 vs 1 they got nothing. I raise your assassin and give you an Alamut.
I see your Alamut and raise you REALULTIMATEPOWER
I bet a Ninja pirate movie. ---
truth about EVE: Quote: "Guns are fine, boost players"
Quote: "Players are fine, boost guns"
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Locus Bey
Gallente Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.09.01 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Locus Bey on 01/09/2007 15:36:31
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Locus Bey
WTF you talking bout Willis? Everyone should know a Shaolin monk would kick any other martial artists butt. I demand an apology
Pffft are you on vitox?
Ninjas are awsome, and by awsome I mean totally sweet.
The only thing they got going for them are the funky shoes, besides, their more assassins than martial artists. In a 1 vs 1 they got nothing. I raise your assassin and give you an Alamut.
I see your Alamut and raise you REALULTIMATEPOWER
I bet a Ninja pirate movie.
Right, I'm pulling out the big guns. I raise your REALULTIMATEPOWER and Ninja pirate movie and bet Barry Dawson.
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.09.01 15:41:00 -
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Edited by: Death Kill on 01/09/2007 15:42:41
Pirates became extinct during the last Japanese-Piratania war.
The pirates had been building up their forces for a long time and were ready to strike, they had 569000 ships with 100 times the amount of pirates. But what they did not know was that invisible Ninjas had been visitng all their islands and dug up all their treasures, becoming crazy rich and bought ALL the best ninja stars and ninja swords as well as smoke bombs used for cool tricks.
when the time came for the pirate attack the pirate boss was about to give the signal but he couldnt because as soon as he moved a Ninja (out of nowhere) came flying in and totally cut that pirates head off. suddenly Ninjas appeared from everywhere totally owning all the pirates with newly bought ninja stars and swords.
Some years later the Ninjas kidnapped and brainwashed a kid and told him to become the student of Barry Dawson and many years later when he was grown he was training with him and switched his training weapons for a real one and totally killed Barry dawson and then returned to the secret Ninja Island where he flipped out with all the other Ninjas and he become one of them and still lives there today.
Caldari and proud |
Emeline Cabernet
Amarr DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.02 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: Imperator Jora'h China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront
I've seen people here get bent out of shape over posts before but isn't this going a bit far? A whole country seeking an apology for some random, dumbass comment?
This is sad. Guess they arent that good on the wisdom part after all. OH i see your puny hero's and throw a berserker stuffed on mushroom into the ring.
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.02 14:43:00 -
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Originally by: Kysumi Tsun ...because teh internetz is serious business.
They apparently didnt get, or read, the memo on that -
Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online |
F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.09.02 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kysumi Tsun ...because teh internetz is serious business.
But not a dump truck.
I used to get It. Then It changed. Now I don't even know what It is.
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Samuel Freedom
Minmatar Ramdon Industries corporation
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Posted - 2007.09.02 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: Samuel Freedom on 02/09/2007 20:36:39 lol from what I have observered the shaolin would kick ass, silly repute if its true.
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Krexus
Amarr Serenity Prime Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.02 20:59:00 -
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ninja > monk
Originally by: CCP Wrangler You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Grez
Minmatar Sybrite Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.02 21:28:00 -
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Monks and Ninja's is serious business. ---
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