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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:15:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 17:16:54
Plight of the Carebear
a parody of a forum post
by DubanFP
Act 1:
Long winded sentence about how I was destroyed in high-sec space. Mention of losses being over 2 billion isk. Thoughts on how it's not really secure space. Whine on how unfair it is that someone could come along and destroy everything they've worked so hard to accomplish for the past X years.
Statement of how the game mechanics are broken and need to be fixed. Questioning of CCP's integrity followed by a poor attempt to make it sound like most people feel the same way. Mention of X number of accounts CCP will lose if my demands are not meant continued by ranting of how many more countless accounts have been lost and will be lost due to a broken system.
Insult to the perpetrator of this evil act followed by several comments on his upbringing. Plea to PVPers to just leave us carebears alone. More insults to pirates who attack people who just want to be left alone. Call to the players to stand up and quit until the system is fixed.
Mention of countless accounts that have been lost because of CCP's stupidity. Unreadable sentence because of poor grammar. Several random insults to pirates followed by a long rant about how the game is no longer worth playing.
Closing statements with CAPS LOCK.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:16:00 -
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****, He found the formula!  
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Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You
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Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:20:00 -
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/expression of desire for original poster's remaining material goods
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:21:00 -
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*Highsec highway men making staments about escorts*
*Highsec solo haulers pulling math out of their asses saying that it won't work*
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.09.09 17:22:00 -
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 Originally by: DubanFP's Sig
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP
 
Originally by: David Hackworth
ò If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Domination.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 18:00:00 -
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Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian
Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Jastra
Gallente
Core Domination
Big Bang Quantum
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:14:00 -
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*shrugs* all that is is a parody of whiners, not all carebears are whiners 
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Wild Rho
Amarr
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:15:00 -
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Seems to have all the major points. Good show sir.
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Koryvarn
Amarr
Liberty Rogues
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:27:00 -
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Post about having your stuff if you're quitting. The stuff that didn't get blown up obviously.
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Domination.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Asestorian
Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority.
Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off.
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Asestorian
Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority.
Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off.
Ad hominem attack about you being a 13yr old in your parents basement that is fat and acne ridden that has nothing to do with the arguement what so ever
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Riddick Valer
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:36:00 -
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vague statement about a mmorpg that might be better suited for you.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:37:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 19:38:29
Originally by: Asestorian
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Asestorian
Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority.
Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off.
Angry reply stating that your comments were uncalled for, and that you should go troll somewhere else. Finally stating that I only want comments that fit my needs because nobody else is right unless they agree with me.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Theo Samaritan
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:57:00 -
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Mild request to accept the OP before descending into a whine.
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A Request About Lag Discussion
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Domination.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Asestorian on 09/09/2007 19:58:02
Originally by: DubanFP
Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 19:38:29
Originally by: Asestorian
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Asestorian
Copy/Paste statement about how if you don't like it you should leave.
Attempt to make it sound like Asestorian only represents the mean minority.
Statement about how you're a n00b and obviously don't understand how EVE works. Restating my view that you should bugger off.
Angry reply stating that your comments were uncalled for, and that you should go troll somewhere else. Finally stating that I only want comments that fit my needs because nobody else is right unless they agree with me.
A despairing statement about how I'm just going to leave this thread alone because you're a hopeless case, but everyone knows that I'll come back a few posts later because I can't keep away.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian
A despairing statement about how I'm just going to leave this thread alone because you're a hopeless case, but everyone knows that I'll come back a few posts later because I can't keep away.
Satement that this thread will be better without you followed by a comment on what kind of person you must be IRL.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:28:00 -
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This is such a one sided view. 
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng.
I 100% agree with Avon.
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Theo Samaritan
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is such a one sided view.
Statement pointing out that you are wrong and both sides are present.
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A Request About Lag Discussion
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Elmicker
The Phoenix Rising
FreeFall Securities
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is such a one sided view.
Generic "return the original jenny or stop posting" comment.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 09/09/2007 21:30:03
Originally by: Elmicker
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is such a one sided view.
Generic "return the original jenny or stop posting" comment.
Reply that contains only the letters Q, F, and T.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Cpt Fina
Insult to Injury
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:04:00 -
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Oh, threads with the sole purpose to ridicule the people complaining and trivialize the topic are a good sign of a possible change coming.
Thanks DubanFP, for raising more attention to this matter.
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Falbala
Gallente
Les Enfants de Gaia
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:18:00 -
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It's carebear piracy as well... It's not like you'll get podded or even fined for what you did.
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Falbala
It's carebear piracy as well... It's not like you'll get podded or even fined for what you did.
Wrong.
Carebears consider PvP rape
Carebear piracy is an oxymoron
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Falbala
Gallente
Les Enfants de Gaia
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:39:00 -
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Edited by: Falbala on 09/09/2007 22:42:30
Carebear doesn't want risk piracy without risk is Carebear piracy. I didn't say it was PVP. This is not PVP. It's Concord that kills you so it's PVE.
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:47:00 -
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Originally by: Falbala
Edited by: Falbala on 09/09/2007 22:42:30
Carebear doesn't want risk piracy without risk is Carebear piracy. I didn't say it was PVP. This is not PVP. It's Concord that kills you so it's PVE.
Wrong its concord that smites you so its Player VS GOD
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Aaron
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:57:00 -
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look buddy im gonna be straight with you.
the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you..
break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe,
its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.09 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron
look buddy im gonna be straight with you.
the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you..
break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe,
its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen.
Plight of the Carebear
a parody of a forum post
by DubanFP
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.09 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Aaron
look buddy im gonna be straight with you.
the simple solution is, DONT CARRY TOO MUCH STUFF IN 1 TRIP, someone will scan you and gank you..
break up that 1 haulage trip in 15 trips, u can also do things like travel a few minutes before and after downtime, do the trips very slowly, take 3 days to travel 5 jumps and be safe,
its no point trying reason with CCP or the stuck up, illogical eve community on this issue they wont listen.
Plight of the Carebear
a parody of a forum post
by DubanFP
Post delivers
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Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online |
Reem Fairchild
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Posted - 2007.09.09 23:14:00 -
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Restatement of classic request for original posters remaining in-game material posessions.
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