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Cyzlaki
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:41:00 -
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Wow keep rebooting the server it sure WONT FIX ANYTHING
CCP ARE YOU EVEN TRYING |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
845
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:41:00 -
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(Gò»-¦Gûí-¦n+ëGò»s+íGö+GöüGö+ |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:41:00 -
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Posting in another useless thread. |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:42:00 -
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CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.
"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"
Someone must have lost step two. |
Brock Nelson
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:44:00 -
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CCP has tech support? I don't always like to modify my sell order but when I do, I like to spin my mouse wheel |
Tiberius Sunstealer
Phantom Soulreavers
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:44:00 -
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supersexysucker wrote:CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.
"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"
Someone must have lost step two. The department that handles the server has been replaced by automated machines and they just keep asking for a name. |
GRF Guerilla
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:45:00 -
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supersexysucker wrote:CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.
"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"
Someone must have lost step two.
Step two is to pull the plug out of the back of the server and wait ten seconds. |
met worst
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:46:00 -
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Brock Nelson wrote:CCP has tech support? Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers. |
BLACK-STAR
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:47:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: There's a gif for that. sums up everyone's emotions. [img]http://www.imgbox.de/users/S7AR/star.png[/img] |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
39
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:48:00 -
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GRF Guerilla wrote:supersexysucker wrote:CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.
"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"
Someone must have lost step two. Step two is to pull the plug out of the back of the server and wait ten seconds.
Ah they may have step two but not 3 (plug it back in) as we are (shockingly) 14min past 1:35.
Ninja edit, says 2 now. Step 3 found! |
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Cyzlaki
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
206
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:51:00 -
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met worst wrote:Brock Nelson wrote:CCP has tech support? Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers. What's funny about that is im sitting at in a tech support office as I type this |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
266
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:03:00 -
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I have a sinking suspicion that the ballyhooed Time Dilation is the cause for the server issues. I personally was curious how they would re-align the system clock to the other systems around the dilated one or if that even mattered. I wonder if maybe the answer was no, and then as these things often do, in production the answer became maybe and then turned rather dramatically and emphatically into a yes .
IT is the natural habitat of the never to be sufficiently planned for Demon Murphy. His claw marks are all over this. 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
OldMan Gana
The Flaming Sideburn's Art of War Alliance
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:05:00 -
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supersexysucker wrote:CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.
"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"
Someone must have lost step two.
Just checked the world clock and it's breakfast time in Mumbai India, they're probably waiting for tech support to come back from breakfast. " I spent most of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best-á |
met worst
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:26:00 -
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Cyzlaki wrote:met worst wrote:Brock Nelson wrote:CCP has tech support? Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers. What's funny about that is im sitting at in a tech support office as I type this Fair enough. Unemployed trying to get a job in the tech department maybe - with your obvious expertise?
For mine, that kind of response is not from someone familiar with tech support.
(I didn't have you as employed by the Diplomatic Relations department regardless.) |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
784
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:32:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:I have a sinking suspicion that the ballyhooed Time Dilation is the cause for the server issues. I personally was curious how they would re-align the system clock to the other systems around the dilated one or if that even mattered. I wonder if maybe the answer was no, and then as these things often do, in production the answer became maybe and then turned rather dramatically and emphatically into a yes .
IT is the natural habitat of the never to be sufficiently planned for Demon Murphy. His claw marks are all over this.
Well actually that crap never worked for me already on SISI, now on TQ is even worst, when I'm not laggin on my crappy 30man gang is on hundreds man fleets and once log on the alt acount to do something else this crap manages to lag/crash while I'm killing rats....RATS !! -alone...
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Drunken Bum
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:33:00 -
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CCP are by far one of the worst companies Ive ever seen run a game. Albeit my experience with mmos is limited, but even those free-to-play kiddie mmos seem to be better run that this steaming pile of donkey sperm. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
881
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:39:00 -
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Aksu Dayyanum
Stella Contego Security Stella Stargate Security
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:45:00 -
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Cyzlaki wrote:Wow keep rebooting the server it sure WONT FIX ANYTHING CCP ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
you obviously arent in IT Support.. turning it off and on works everytime my friend... |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:50:00 -
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The wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead |
Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2012.01.19 04:00:00 -
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Serge Bastana wrote:The wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead
CCP invented perpetual motion?.... hmmm maybe the Jovians are here.
Incarna - Newest business example of mismanaged capital.
CCP - Continuing to gank independent PI producers every day |
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