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Batlacitiachilan
The Knights Trevor
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Posted - 2007.09.28 17:53:00 -
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I was reading through some of the applications I had been sent for hiring opinions, and found this one near the top of the pile. I haven't included the name of the applicant for privacy reasons, but beyond that it is completely unedited.
I would like to join your corp. I'd tell you why, but frankly that knowledge is above you. Suffice it to say that I plan to use this corp as a stepping stone on my path to glory. I will leech all of its resources that I deem to be worthy of my lofty goals, while returning just enough insignificant scraps to make myself appear if not useful, at least well meaning.
I will continue my oppotunic exploitation of your corp either until I have achieved my goals and secured its place as just one of many rungs on my ladder leading to fortune and copious personal gratification, or until you are left bereft of resources, huddling around barely serviceable power conduits for warmth, having outlived your utility.
I look forward to hearing from you.
I suppose one thing that can be said is that he is honest. ...And I may need to teach my human resources department how to screen stuff out more thoroughly. "In this game, cleverness is the universal counter." -Boknamar
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Cythrawl
Caldari Central Defiance Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2007.09.28 19:37:00 -
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Well that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
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Originally by: Black Torment OH GOD, DROWNING IN TINFOIL.
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Manas
The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:00:00 -
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You should hire him just to see if he would in fact rob you blind and sell you off for a pack of cigarettes.
TGRAD info |
p0pup7arge7
Shooting Gallery
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Posted - 2007.09.29 16:09:00 -
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I believe that levity is the word you were after in the title. |
Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.02 02:38:00 -
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reject.
Ubuntu 3d Beryl-Linux Desktop+EVE |
Drakolus
Amarr NCL Research
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Posted - 2007.10.02 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Cythrawl Well that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
DUDE! I was drinking...I about sprayed pepsi all over my monitor at work.
NCL Research - We don't research jack |
Sylus Grymme
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.10.03 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Sylus Grymme on 03/10/2007 16:25:44 Not right now, Batlacitiachilan, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
Respectfully Submitted, Sylus Grymme, LtJG Caldari Independent Navy Reserve |
PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.10.03 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sevarus James Hire as Frege Fleet Command.
Fixed... Peace WithinSo if the theory of relativity is true, shouldn't i arrive at my destination before i warped in the first place? Neon GhostYou do, but this is compensated for by lag |
Viginti
Caldari Merkaba Acquisition Management
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Posted - 2007.10.04 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cythrawl Well that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
You win the thread sir
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Keeves
Minmatar Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.10.04 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Sylus Grymme Edited by: Sylus Grymme on 03/10/2007 16:25:44 Not right now, Batlacitiachilan, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
haha! its funny cause its true.
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Drakolus
Amarr NCL Research
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Posted - 2007.10.13 15:01:00 -
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So, Batlacitiachilan, how much time would you say you spend dealing with recruitment forms...in a day?
NCL Research - We don't research jack |
Rain Mikamura
Firing Squad Pure.
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Posted - 2007.10.13 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Cythrawl Well that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
Win!
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franny
Phoenix Knights Dark Nebula Galactic Empire
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Posted - 2007.10.14 09:57:00 -
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you accept, offer to carrier his stuff to your 0.0 system, disconnect a couple times when waiting for him, whine about your connection, accept his stuff, disconnect again, then log on an alt and kick him with the msg, 'guess you are now below this corp, sucks to be you :P'
not that I condone such things PKKP recruitment |
Double Blade
Legion United
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Posted - 2007.10.20 05:13:00 -
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I think we need to talk about your TPS reports. You see, we're putting cover sheets on all of our TPS reports now. Did you get that memo?
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Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.23 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Originally by: Sevarus James Hire as Frege Fleet Command.
Fixed...
Way to derail, RK pet.
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Solwolf
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.11.02 21:23:00 -
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That application sounds just like my ex-wife... What's the applicant's name?
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Demarcus
Killjoy.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Cythrawl Well that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
Classic ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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Demarcus
Killjoy.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Solwolf That application sounds just like my ex-wife... What's the applicant's name?
But the winner is.... ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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azura nester
White Shadow Imperium Burning Horizons
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Posted - 2007.11.07 17:33:00 -
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wow....thats kinda funny tbh..at least he was honest about wanting to *****ur corp of its resouces until he is finished on his vain quest to be the best player in eve
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Dirty Rider
Caldari The High and Mighty
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Posted - 2007.11.25 23:06:00 -
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Quote: Originally by: CythrawlWell that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.
^ win 2nd place- Job app Random >"Where ya get the money?" Dirty Rider > "Found it!!!" |
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.30 13:14:00 -
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>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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rodney119
Gallente Peregrine ammo and arms
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Posted - 2007.12.31 14:39:00 -
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Thats a 1st class application there. That person deserves to crash and burn in his huge ego. Nice Rocks...There Mine all Mine!!! I Mine, Produce and Mine more again. |
Kumq uat
Gallente Round Table Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.02 07:19:00 -
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I would so hire him www.eve-pirate.com author and goat molestor.
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