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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 05/10/2007 11:12:44
So as i walk through the hallway of the shadow of d...my Privately Owned Trailer, taking a peek at the Full Body Eris Discordia Poster, with a glass of Whisky in one hand and a beer in the other, waiting for my Petition to go through and my ship get all Washed...i came to thinking.
I scratched Thinking behind the ear, my Ex-Slaver Hound that is, and wondered what was missing.
I wondered and pondered as i wandered around my Trailer and then it hit me. Or my trailer that is, a small asteroid, nothing to worry about, but the knock on ye old Amarrillo 2000 bumped a holoreel off the shelf, which hit me on the head and that knocked the idea right out of my head and through my fingers to this here screen.
For FAAAAR too long, has this been neglected by the powers that be and i'm quite iterated, could i say OUTRAGED!! even that this hasn't been introduced to the fine, FINE citizens of EVEverse. And now i request.. ney.. Demand!! NEY!! Ask so nicely that i spew bunnies out my mouth, that this be implemented.
I'm talking ofcourse about...
The Adobt a Newbie program!
When new pilots enter space, they mysteriously seem to forget all that is tought to them at the academy, and here is where the T.A.N. program would help. With a simple request form, the new pilot could apply to to the T.A.N. program and be assigned to a more experienced pilot.
This pilot could then show this, oh so lost pilot, what to do, where to go, why, when, how, who, and all the other lovely words.
In a similar fashion, the more experienced pilots, who believe they have the stamina to do so and the patience to listen to an eeeendless streeeam of question as they go oooon and ooon...ahem...anyway. To those pilots who think they want to help, they could apply and then be paired to a new pilot. (Disclaimer: The program is also available to pirates, in The Adopt a Pirate, T.A.P. section of forms.)
I would ask you to sign this petition, but since SOMEONE (looks at Wranglers general direction) stole my pen, you can shoot your gun at the signature line drawn on this pressure silo.
(Also if you don't care for the T.A.N. or T.A.P. program, you can also just sign for the general "Give pets" petition.)
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Lori Carlyle
Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:15:00 -
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First \0/ ----
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Thuul'Khalat
Gallente Phoenix Wing Acheron Federation
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:20:00 -
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Pretty much like the Mentor/Diciple arrangement in Entropia then? ---
Do YOU have what it takes? |
Mark Lucius
Forbidden Lore
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:20:00 -
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Sheriff, have you touched my blue pills again? ---
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Jaikar Isillia
Blue Labs Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:20:00 -
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you know, this sounds like a good idea. There are heaps of players doing there own thing in the world of EVE who like to help noobs but don't have a medium of reaching the true in need of desperate help noobs.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:22:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 05/10/2007 11:21:44
Originally by: Mark Lucius Sheriff, have you touched my blue pills again?
Like i do every friday Pinky!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Filoviridae
Minmatar Devious - Special Forces Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:24:00 -
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I love to help new pilots because I was helped so much as a new pilot. I still feel VERY guilty to this day for leaving my first human corp.
-Loves the Shadow's of EVE-
-Filo |
Rin Kaeda
Underground-Operators
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:26:00 -
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/me points Sheriff Jones towards the Adoption channel
Atleast I think that was its name :p
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Delusion 'Fel
Minmatar Nefarious Ratiocinations Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:28:00 -
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/signed.
Ill take a few newbie pets please, the opportunity to warp their fragile newbie minds and use them as semi-intelligent mining drones....just too tempting to be denied.
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Jaikar Isillia
Blue Labs Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:33:00 -
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Originally by: Rin Kaeda /me points Sheriff Jones towards the Adoption channel
Atleast I think that was its name :p
You don't find real noobs in there just free loading tools.
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Gavriel Black
Amarr Pandaemonium's Children
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Posted - 2007.10.05 11:45:00 -
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Another excellently written petition mr jones.
/signed... i think
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.10.05 12:32:00 -
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Dibs 5 seconds in when this feature is introduced someone's going to abuse it to get free KM's on newbies -
Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online |
Fehz
Ihatalo Navy YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.10.05 14:49:00 -
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you know, there are corporations some people set up specifically for helping noobs, even trial accounts.. ============================ my signature is confidential |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.05 16:14:00 -
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Still kinda funny how some people take this so seriously
Flarns sake, i really need my pen back, the signatures have gone way down since the "incident".
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.10.05 16:20:00 -
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Good idea.
*signs with autocannon due to lack of pen*
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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XenoPagan
Enterprise Estonia
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Posted - 2007.10.05 16:32:00 -
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/me signs painstakingly his... sign on the pressure silo with tachyon beam laser
there, hope there's no rupture an' all!
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Price Watcher
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Posted - 2007.10.05 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones So as i walk through the hallway of the shadow of d...my Privately Owned Trailer, taking a peek at the Full Body Eris Discordia Poster
/me is consumed by envy! Where can I get one?
POST WITH YOUR ALT!
The Shame o' The Galaxy |
SheriffFruitfly
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2007.10.05 17:34:00 -
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My long-lost brother!!! :P
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.05 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Price Watcher
Originally by: Sheriff Jones So as i walk through the hallway of the shadow of d...my Privately Owned Trailer, taking a peek at the Full Body Eris Discordia Poster
/me is consumed by envy! Where can I get one?
Well, i've been asking for one for...heck, since i remember, maybe one day when ambulation comes.
It started as a "suggestion for a PR poster of the full body avatars", but no answer
Originally by: SheriffFruitfly My long-lost brother!!! :P
Oh my, there ARE other Sheriffs around who actually play
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Nariana Verex
Amarr Foundation of Extropian Independents
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Posted - 2007.10.06 00:20:00 -
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I like the sound of this. My own newbie armada to mine the belts dr-- I mean, uhh... To help them come into their own, in a universe that is normally abusive and corrupt.
Good save there, Nari. Phew. They won't expect a thing.
Do the right thing. Don't leave shuttles in space. |
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Karanth
Gallente Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.10.06 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jaikar Isillia
Originally by: Rin Kaeda /me points Sheriff Jones towards the Adoption channel
Atleast I think that was its name :p
You don't find real noobs in there just free loading tools.
IIRC, the very definition of "noob" is "freeloading tool". All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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