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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 16:14:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 16:15:17 Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 16:14:50 Ok...I'm at work, it's lunchtime, and I can't play anything resembling EVE. As such, I am bored. And this means fun times for you! Since I am 1337 at forums, I will write a whine for you. That's right, you, right there! But this cannot be a standard whine, oh no. This whine must be completely illogical and in no way legitimate. Give it to me, however, and I will craft it into a unyielding force of (mostly) logic and internet spaceship expertise. "What's the catch?" you ask? SHUT UP, I haven't given you permission to speak yet. The catch is ten million ISK, no more, no less. Once I have confirmed that the ISKies has been received, I'll carve the amazing whine out of a block of nerd rage, and it will make your eyes glisten with tears or joy.
Other Rules: -Must follow posting rules -Allow me to approve the subject of the whine before sending ISK -Must be at least somewhat eve related -Anything else I can think to add later
Let the whines begin! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Sarah McTeef
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Posted - 2007.10.12 16:24:00 -
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Edited by: Sarah McTeef on 12/10/2007 16:23:45 Bah! Thats a rip off, and more than likely a scam. Send me just five million ISK and I'll write a flame for you. Noobs. |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sarah McTeef Edited by: Sarah McTeef on 12/10/2007 16:23:45 Bah! Thats a rip off, and more than likely a scam. Send me just five million ISK and I'll write a flame for you. Noobs.
I believe the record shows that I am honest in my forum money-making endeavors. Plus, I post waaaaay too much in these forums to throw away my reputation over 10 million ISK. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 16:58:00 -
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Edited by: Kirjava on 12/10/2007 16:58:29 You sir are most likely an ISK seller based upon this outragesly simple ISK laundering method. If you do this several times a day with different alts after cunningly selling this on ebay then noone will ever suspect it! In all else the sum's of ISK are laughable - who would ever suspect you with a good eputation to be an isk seller on the side, you could just say it was an "accident" that your finger slipped at 5am in your metagaming local time and add 2 zeroes to that 10M the winner receives..... I've got my eye on you Tarminic....
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava Edited by: Kirjava on 12/10/2007 16:58:29 You sir are most likely an ISK seller based upon this outragesly simple ISK laundering method. If you do this several times a day with different alts after cunningly selling this on ebay then noone will ever suspect it! In all else the sum's of ISK are laughable - who would ever suspect you with a good eputation to be an isk seller on the side, you could just say it was an "accident" that your finger slipped at 5am in your metagaming local time and add 2 zeroes to that 10M the winner receives..... I've got my eye on you Tarminic....
Your posting both confuses and angers me. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:11:00 -
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Am I misinterpreting the putpose of this thread - to contain whines about things that have little factual basis which you rip to little shreads by cold logic - the winner of the most entertaining (I read absurd) gets 10M isk?
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava Am I misinterpreting the putpose of this thread - to contain whines about things that have little factual basis which you rip to little shreads by cold logic - the winner of the most entertaining (I read absurd) gets 10M isk?
You've inverted my plan actually...my idea is that if someone specifies something completely illogical for me to whine about, I will create an amazing, powerful whine the likes of which rarely visits these forums, fleeting but intense in it's beauty. It's skin will be composed of black, twisted logic, its heart pumping liquid hate, and it's roar will equal that of a thousand screaming Amarr watching their Emperor violated by slaver hounds. You will tremble before it's might. But to do that you'll have to send me a suitable idea and 10 million ISK. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Kirjava Am I misinterpreting the putpose of this thread - to contain whines about things that have little factual basis which you rip to little shreads by cold logic - the winner of the most entertaining (I read absurd) gets 10M isk?
You've inverted my plan actually...my idea is that if someone specifies something completely illogical for me to whine about, I will create an amazing, powerful whine the likes of which rarely visits these forums, fleeting but intense in it's beauty. It's skin will be composed of black, twisted logic, its heart pumping liquid hate, and it's roar will equal that of a thousand screaming Amarr watching their Emperor violated by slaver hounds. You will tremble before it's might. But to do that you'll have to send me a suitable idea and 10 million ISK.
Will it's CPU be powered by Windows ME? Very well - I raise to the challenge..... I challenge you to whine about the myriad of methods in which Douglas Adam's brain has been cloned 3 times and networked to create the Maji Tranqulility server, the way;s in which Michal Palin and Margret Thantcher concoted this insane plan for domination of the French Cheese market through mass training of power generating hampsters. If that isn't a random enough topic I think you have a level of insanity that I can't see from the fine line I stand on between it and genius.
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava Very well - I raise to the challenge..... I challenge you to whine about the myriad of methods in which Douglas Adam's brain has been cloned 3 times and networked to create the Maji Tranqulility server, the way;s in which Michal Palin and Margret Thantcher concoted this insane plan for domination of the French Cheese market through mass training of power generating hampsters. If that isn't a random enough topic I think you have a level of insanity that I can't see from the fine line I stand on between it and genius.
Ten million ISK...and I'll do it. I'm not...this...this will be difficult, yes. But I'll do it. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Matalino
Gallente Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:34:00 -
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Tarminic, I would like to take you up on that offer.
The choosen topic of whinage is not being able to play from work.
However, because I too am not able to log on while I am at work, I have no way to complete the ISK transfer.
Once I get home and can log in, I will no longer care about the issue.
So I make you a counter offer. I will let you write my whine for free.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Matalino Tarminic, I would like to take you up on that offer.
The choosen topic of whinage is not being able to play from work.
However, because I too am not able to log on while I am at work, I have no way to complete the ISK transfer.
Once I get home and can log in, I will no longer care about the issue.
So I make you a counter offer. I will let you write my whine for free.
Hrm...As a show of faith that I'm serious about this, I shall accept your offer! Any specifics you'd like me to touch on or should I just go wild with this one? ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:39:00 -
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If you're at work, and "can't play anything resembling EVE", how can you confirm that you receive ISK?
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Matalino
Gallente Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Hrm...As a show of faith that I'm serious about this, I shall accept your offer! Any specifics you'd like me to touch on or should I just go wild with this one?
Just go wild. I am sure that specifics would only detract from the greater beauty.
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Matalino
Gallente Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: Matalino on 12/10/2007 17:44:35
Originally by: Tamia Clant If you're at work, and "can't play anything resembling EVE", how can you confirm that you receive ISK?
API / My Character page. Wonderful tool.
Edit - I suppose this is one thing that Tarminic will need to be careful to avoid when writing that whine for me.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Matalino
Originally by: Tarminic Hrm...As a show of faith that I'm serious about this, I shall accept your offer! Any specifics you'd like me to touch on or should I just go wild with this one?
Just go wild. I am sure that specifics would only detract from the greater beauty.
AND SO IT BEGINS ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
annoing
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:45:00 -
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send me 10mil iskies and I will prove you are a fraud and a scamming alt.....
there, thread settled, forum sp won
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zibelthurdos
Archron Dusyfe Industries Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:47:00 -
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i smell a whineageddon comin' better get bessie back in the barn. ----------------------------------------------- --- EVE Online, Nowhere to run, Nowhere to Hide---, except apparently in noob corps |
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CCP Prism X
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:48:00 -
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This ought to be interesting...
~ Prism X EvE Lead Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Ten million ISK...and I'll do it. I'm not...this...this will be difficult, yes. But I'll do it.
Just the reaction I wanted..... Just logging in now to send the isk - if you don't know what the Maji Computer was it was a supercomputer from Neon Genesis Evangellion - it was the most random thing I could think of at the time. Hoping it to be done by 1800 game time optimistic? ISK sent.
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:13:00 -
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I'd like to speak to the manager about this awful awful idea.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Tarminic Ten million ISK...and I'll do it. I'm not...this...this will be difficult, yes. But I'll do it.
Just the reaction I wanted..... Just logging in now to send the isk - if you don't know what the Maji Computer was it was a supercomputer from Neon Genesis Evangellion - it was the most random thing I could think of at the time. Hoping it to be done by 1800 game time optimistic? ISK sent.
*pants*
Heh...let's kick this piggy! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Wild Rho
Amarr Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:50:00 -
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You could whine about not being able to play eve at work I guess.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho You could whine about not being able to play eve at work I guess.
*points down* ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Wild Rho You could whine about not being able to play eve at work I guess.
*points down*
Michael Palin, of Monty Python, the one that did all the documentories about world trips....
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 19:37:00 -
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Ok, just finished Whine #2, still available for additional whines. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Wild Rho
Amarr Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Wild Rho You could whine about not being able to play eve at work I guess.
*points down*
Stop pointing at my man parts.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Wild Rho You could whine about not being able to play eve at work I guess.
*points down*
Stop pointing at my man parts.
I'd have to be able to see them in order to effectively point at them.
(Still available for additional whines) ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare |
Wild Rho
Amarr Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:46:00 -
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Oh so now you want to see them too eh!?
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:50:00 -
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Edited by: Kirjava on 12/10/2007 20:53:20
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Wild Rho Oh so now you want to see them too eh!?
Only if you pay me 10 million ISK to whine about them.
Will pay you to do that and an account on epeen size context and devs flying around hisec in devs, flagging youtube accounts and being BoB to compensate for their smaller unmentionables. If you can then make it all the fault of Chibbra, Ms Piggy and Count Chocula then you get even more kudos - those in favour?....
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:51:00 -
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Your corporation whines on a different level of existence than my whines.
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