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Nickdel Das
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.28 01:28:00 -
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Yes kids, you can re-experience the epic suckage that was the SW prequels now in full 3D.
No better way to re-live total failure than in full, glorious 3rd dimension.
Coming soon to a theater near you...make sure to miss it. |
2bhammered
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.28 01:35:00 -
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Nickdel Das wrote:Yes kids, you can re-expereince the epic suckage that was the SW prequels now in full 3D.
No better way to expereince failure than in in the 3rd dimension.
Coming soon to a theater near you...make sure to miss it.
But I hear in this version Obi wan will be played by Robert Pattinson and they will add a 30minute musical act in the scene where palpatine speaks with anakin about darth plagius, hint* beyonce will sing!!!
No I wont see it, Star Wars is dead to me. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.28 01:37:00 -
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oldfags... yes the originals were better. doesn't make the newer ones bad ( except the lol cartoon movie.)
i won't see it because 3d is dumb. |
Endeavour Starfleet
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.28 02:45:00 -
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Ya.. You know you will be there. Just come out and admit it.
Before you gouge your eyes out after seeing Jar Jar in 3D *shudders* |
Nickdel Das
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.28 02:52:00 -
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Endeavour Starfleet wrote:Ya.. You know you will be there. Just come out and admit it.
Before you gouge your eyes out after seeing Jar Jar in 3D *shudders*
I'd rather be circumcised with a cheese grater. |
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.01.28 03:02:00 -
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It's almost like I can reach out and ***** slap Jar-Jar myself......... |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
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Posted - 2012.01.28 03:32:00 -
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wait 5 years than they will sell a digital version of the original movie tape for twice the price a new bounty system for eve https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=359105 You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
2bhammered
Perkone Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.01.28 03:45:00 -
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Bienator II wrote:wait 5 years than they will sell a digital version of the original movie tape for twice the price
And in that version Jango Fett will be a nerf herder since him being a bounty hunter would come across as too violent. Also anakin never killed the younglins, he used the force and turned them all in to happy gungans and then have a tea party with them. |
Nickdel Das
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.28 03:54:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:Bienator II wrote:wait 5 years than they will sell a digital version of the original movie tape for twice the price And in that version Jango Fett will be a nerf herder since him being a bounty hunter would come across as too violent. Also anakin never killed the younglins, he used the force and turned them all in to happy gungans and then have a tea party with them.
Hopefully by that time George Lucas would have passed away so he cant hurt us anymore. |
Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2012.01.28 04:09:00 -
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Thank god George Lucas has retired from movie making. |
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2012.01.28 09:39:00 -
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So basically what you're saying is that after half a dozen terrible re-cuts, extended and special edition DVDs, and releases of the "Remastered Star Wars Saga" that completely bastardised the original three movies, Lucas has had to resort to releasing the movies in 3D to give the characters in Episodes I, III and III even the slightest hint of depth?
Nice. Good Going LucasFilm.
Han Shot first, you stupid shower of bastards.
Verone CEO & Executor Veto Corp WWW.VETO-CORP.COM |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2012.01.28 10:06:00 -
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Verone wrote: So basically what you're saying is that after half a dozen terrible re-cuts, extended and special edition DVDs, and releases of the "Remastered Star Wars Saga" that completely bastardised the original three movies, Lucas has had to resort to releasing the movies in 3D to give the characters in Episodes I, III and III even the slightest hint of depth?
Nice. Good Going LucasFilm.
Han Shot first, you stupid shower of bastards.
I'm not a fan of the Han shot first thing. IIRC Han was the only one who shot at all. He murdered that bounty hunter in cold blood and never even gave him a chance to react. I think he would have done well in EVE. |
Shivus Tao
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
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Posted - 2012.01.28 11:01:00 -
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Implying you're not all going to relive your nerdgasm when darth maul unveiled the saber staff for the first time. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
380
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Posted - 2012.01.29 06:27:00 -
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Jhagiti Tyran wrote:snip.
irrelevant.
Edit, wow i couldn't stand 10 minutes of those "reviews" it's like they took a ****** and nit pick the movie. then **** over the older ones.
they were entertaining and presented back story to the originals.
yes, the prequels were worse, but they weren't bad.
new hope> return of the jedi>empire strikes back> episode 3> ep2>ep1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the animated one.>the animated cartoon show. |
Reiisha
Splint Eye Probabilities Inc. Dawn of Transcendence
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Posted - 2012.01.29 15:42:00 -
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Kotor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prequels |
Pulgy
Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2012.01.29 18:34:00 -
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Reiisha wrote:Kotor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prequels I support this post. Also let's throw in KOTOR 2 for good measure. However we shall not speak of that mmo thing... Monkeys writing-á Shakespeare? That's like putting CCP in charge of game balance and content updates. |
baltec1
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Posted - 2012.01.29 20:34:00 -
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The only part worth watching out of all 3 films is the opening of the third before anyone opens their mouth.
I thought, for 20 or 30 seconds that the last of them would be good, I thought the horrible acting and the vomit inducing script would be so much better because it could not be any worse.
NOOOoooooooooooooooooo |
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.29 23:45:00 -
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I'd rather stab my **** into a beehive. |
Dorian Tormak
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.01.30 02:01:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:yes, the prequels were worse, but they weren't bad. Yeah, they were.
The originals were for EVERYONE, these new ones seem to be made exclusively for the kiddies.
Everything about them SUCKED, the tie-ins sucked.... why not have the pod race instead be a Skyhopper race? That would have been the PERFECT tie-in right there, Anakin wins his freedom with a Skyhopper race and his son Luke plays around with them too, no, instead we get a dumb pod race, Greedo was friends with Anakin, goddamn stormtroopers are all Boba Fett clones?? What the hell??? And why is Anakin so YOUNG??? Couldn't he be like a teenager? Then he and Padme's romance could have kindled a little earlier and been a bit more realistic... and don't even get me STARTED on the moronic virgin birth thing
... just had to get that out, and honestly that's only a fraction of what's wrong with the new bullcrap.
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Shivus Tao wrote:Implying you're not all going to relive your nerdgasm when darth maul unveiled the saber staff for the first time. I'm gonna second this, actually. Darth Maul was just about the coolest thing in the new movies :P
Reiisha wrote:Kotor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prequels And this as well. > Security Status: -9.93 > Threat Level: Mediocre Welcome to Eve, where asking a legitimate question recieves trollish comments like "trololol" or "m8". But our community is still better than WoW. Go back 2 WoW noob. |
Darrow Hill
Vodka and Vice
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Posted - 2012.01.30 02:06:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:No I wont see it, Star Wars is dead to me.
This! |
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SpaceSquirrels
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Posted - 2012.01.30 03:45:00 -
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They added in walkie talkies to most of the blaster scenes too. |
Henry Haphorn
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.30 03:53:00 -
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Nickdel Das wrote:Yes kids, you can re-experience the epic suckage that was the SW prequels now in full 3D.
No better way to re-live total failure than in full, glorious 3rd dimension.
Coming soon to a theater near you...make sure to miss it.
Dear George Lucas,
STOP IT ALREADY!!!!! You've ruined Star Wars enough when you kept beating that damn dead horse for profit. We get it already. Darth Vador is Luke Skywalker's son, Palpatine is a douche, and Admiral Ahkbar will always scream "It's a trap!" |
Shalia Ripper
The Elevens
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Posted - 2012.01.30 11:24:00 -
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If I wanted to see sh*t fly at my face in 3D, I would hang out by the monkey house at the zoo. |
Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
214
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Posted - 2012.01.30 11:45:00 -
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Henry Haphorn wrote:Darth Vador is Luke Skywalker's son, Palpatine is a douche, and Admiral Ahkbar will always scream "It's a trap!"
Not if George Lucas changes his mind. Some the changes he has already made to the original trilogy don't make sense, a few more wont make any difference. They might even make it better. (In his own mind at least) |
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe Against ALL Authorities
219
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Posted - 2012.01.30 12:35:00 -
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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/061/694/0BbpS.jpg FIRE FRIENDSHIP TORPEDOES ! |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
695
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Posted - 2012.01.30 12:48:00 -
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Jar-Jar Binks in 3D? No thanks. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2012.01.30 13:05:00 -
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Lucas remakes the detention center intercom scene. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Reverse Safari Venture Industries
793
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Posted - 2012.01.30 15:09:00 -
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I've been introducing my kids to Star Wars *in the proper order* so that they can experience the surprises of the originals without the spoilers of the prequels.
My seven-year-old nearly flew out of his seat in Empire Strikes Back when he found out who Vader is. Return of the Jedi is coming soon to a living room near us. |
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