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Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.09.06 11:52:00 -
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I'll bite, though the tears extracted aren't as good as those others have had.
Friend of mine scanned down a missioning Raven Navy Issue in a lowsec system we both frequent. As I was in a Jag and he in a Rifter he got some help from a guy he knew who brought a Cane. We all warp onto the bookmark and the R.N.I. is sat at zero so he gets pointed and we all start dee-pee-essing him down. When he gets to structure my mate calls for cease fire over comms so we can ransom him. He gets invited to our ransom channel and the following occurs:
[ 2011.09.03 20:36:54 ] Wingman > 500mil to keep the ship n++[ 2011.09.03 20:37:04 ] Cable Udan > Hello *Victim* :) n++[ 2011.09.03 20:37:11 ] Victim > Hello. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:37:20 ] Victim > I don't have it. Please...spare me. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:37:29 ] Cable Udan > How much do you have? n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:17 ] Victim > 19,785,341.27 n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:24 ] Wingman > lol; n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:28 ] Victim > in other words...I am broke. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:28 ] Wingman > sorry n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:32 ] Cable Udan > Don't fly what you can't afford to lose. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:33 ] Cable Udan > 300mil minimum n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:35 ] Victim > please don't do this.. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:38:44 ] Wingman> cya n++[ 2011.09.03 20:39:10 ] Victim > wow... n++[ 2011.09.03 20:39:15 ] Victim > thanks.. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:39:27 ] Wingman > sure you only got 19mil? n++[ 2011.09.03 20:39:32 ] Victim > I just wanted to run missions n++[ 2011.09.03 20:39:51 ] Victim > That's all. Just missions. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:00 ] Wingman > 19mil to keep the implants then n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:05 ] Wingman > since you have that n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:11 ] Victim > have no implants. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:24 ] Victim > you take all the fun out of this game. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:39 ] Victim > You really suck. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:49 ] Wingman > 2nd tutorial n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:50 ] Cable Udan > I'll say again, don't fly what you can't afford to lose. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:52 ] Wingman > don't fly what you can't afford n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:57 ] Wingman > especially in lowsec n++[ 2011.09.03 20:40:57 ] Wingman > also n++[ 2011.09.03 20:41:00 ] Victim > This game isn't fun at all with guys like you in it. n++[ 2011.09.03 20:41:01 ] Wingman > YARRRRRR n++[ 2011.09.03 20:41:04 ] Cable Udan > :D
I think we ruined his day to be honest though I couldn't grasp why someone was flying a half a bil ship around lowsec and only had 19mil in his wallet. After he said he didn't have 500mil we decided to go for 300mil so we each got 100m but he was still adamant he only had that. When his ship popped we scrammed his pod but he still didn't want to pay up so he lost that too. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ -á - My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:26:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones. I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red. I target/insta warp/scramble and follow. I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's
The following ensues.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there [ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime. [ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining. (i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield) [ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse. [ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!! [ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve? [ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$# [ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance. [ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole [ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro? [ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou [ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.
This has made my day. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ -á - My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.09.28 16:38:00 -
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Why no sticky? :( http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ -á - My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2012.06.01 11:41:00 -
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So I was doing a quick roam before bed in my shiny new Vagabond when I entered the Vifrevaert system which is quite well-known for it's carebear missioners as it has a highsec border. I glanced at local and saw I was one of two people. "Bleh, probably nothing," thought your dashing author. Did a quick D-scan which revealed nothing and then warped to a cluster out of scan range.
A wild Myrmidon appears!
Quickly narrowing down it came apparent that this guy was either in a belt or on the highsec gate. I chose the gate, hit warp and landed 18km from the (neutral) Myrm. Started yellowboxing and offered a 1v1 (I 'aint engaging on a gate in a Vaga, lolz!) He declined and warped to a cluster with a planet, customs office and belt. I chose the belt and warped in at 20. Landed 16km off him and engaged. This is the transcript starting from the offer of a duel:
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:38:09 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Vifrevaert n++[ 2012.05.31 22:40:36 ] Cable Udan > 1v1? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:40:45 ] XXXX > I just got this thing, man haha n++[ 2012.05.31 22:41:03 ] Cable Udan > They're excellent boats
It was at this point he warped from the gate.
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:41:09 ] XXXX > Note to self: Don't **** with my bio in low sec
This is where I landed and pointed him.
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:41:40 ] XXXX > Damn you're good n++[ 2012.05.31 22:41:52 ] XXXX > Gotta do a mission real quick, one sec n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:01 ] XXXX > Oh for the love of God xD
Half armour and he starts panicking!
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:07 ] XXXX > I'll give you money, dude n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:11 ] XXXX > Please don't break me n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:11 ] Cable Udan > how much? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:19 ] XXXX > I have 4 mil on me n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:26 ] Cable Udan > Thats not enough I'm afraid n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:42 ] XXXX > Oh come on! n++[ 2012.05.31 22:42:58 ] XXXX > Damn you're tough n++[ 2012.05.31 22:43:11 ] Cable Udan > Its nothing personal
He didn't get his pod out before I got a lock, much to my amusement.
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:43:36 ] XXXX > You're going to pod me? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:43:49 ] Cable Udan > What's your pod worth to you? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:44:03 ] XXXX > A bunch of implants and a reason to keep playing this game
I just checked his info here and realised he'd only been playing this character for 17 days. My PLEX senses are tingling!
n++[ 2012.05.31 22:44:28 ] Cable Udan > You have a bunch of implants and a Myrm 17 days into the game but only have 4 mil? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:44:49 ] XXXX > I got my Myrm this morning n++[ 2012.05.31 22:45:02 ] XXXX > So yeah I'm a little low on money n++[ 2012.05.31 22:45:17 ] Cable Udan > How much have you actually got? n++[ 2012.05.31 22:45:31 ] XXXX > Dude I am not kidding you. I have 4.1 mil n++[ 2012.05.31 22:45:44 ] Cable Udan > Send me 4mil and I'll let you leave in your pod. n++[ 2012.05.31 22:45:50 ] Cable Udan > You have my word. n++[ 2012.05.31 22:46:20 ] Cable Udan > there you go n++[ 2012.05.31 22:46:38 ] Cable Udan > Was nice doing business with you
So I let him go. I was half-tempted to not take the ransom and pod him just to see what he had, but decided against it.
Still the part where he said "A bunch of implants and a reason to keep playing the game" made me laugh and feel fuzzy inside. Knowing I had such internet spaceship power over someones desire to keep playing is what makes me love Eve.
Should have podded him. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2012.06.09 15:32:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Once again, and as so many times before my post always start the same. Got war targets docked, decided to go and visit some system with my Thorax. Found 4 guys sitting a belt mining in Battleships and 1 Bestower. 1 Mining Mega, 1 Fully Kitted Mega and a Raven. I drop my customary insulting can between all of them question their ships and their manhood against the phallic shape of my Thorax. And I am totally ignored. I minute later the mining Mega drops a can which is quickly scooped up by me. The Mega opens fire and the game is on, shortly afterwards the Raven opens fire. I quickly get under the Mega's guns and the Raven is doing minimal Damage to me. The Mega is going down and the rest of their decides to bug out and warp out. They left their member to die in a blaze of glory... Mega: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13599170
Killmail wrote:Location: Classified The Forge (0.0)
Can flipping in 0.0, wut? http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2012.06.09 15:48:00 -
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Reppyk wrote:Cable Udan wrote:Can flipping in 0.0, wut? You must be new here. It's "0.0"b default when it's classified, even when it's not in 0.0 space. All the KBs work like this, but a few custom-made.
Did not know that, thanks. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2013.02.20 23:12:00 -
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Alana Charen-Teng wrote:ShahFluffers wrote:(Chatlogs of angry miner) In my humble experience, there is a discernible pattern to how highsec miners react to inconveniences like this. 1. Make liberal use of profanity and ad hominems. Call into question your attacker's sexual orientation, maturity, and financial security. Accuse them of being sociopaths. 2. Make empty threats of revenge in-game (and, if you're particularly unbalanced, in Real Life). Tell them about the powerful lowsec/nullsec friends that you don't actually have. 3. Sulk off and return to mining - don't actually follow through with any of your threats, remember your own impotence. Doom yourself to repeat this unfortunate pattern of behavior.
I want this in my bio.
http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
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