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Dead Loss
Sweet Capsuleer Tears
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Posted - 2012.04.01 16:17:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Well things have certainly escalated.
They are now trying hire just about every merc corp there is. Already been told by some of them they refused.
Already recieved my first WarDec from one of the Merc Corp, expecting more. Dunno why though I will do the same thing I always do. Keep the war alive with the mercs client so the client keeps paying merc until they or the decided they can't anymore. At which point im back in business.
I know I can't face a merc corp on my own.
On that news I decided to see what all this ganking is about. Found him in a retriever and penetrator his retriever with my catalyst, just to make a point. I think it worked.
How does a corp like that have a wallet of over 200bill when they mine in hoarders, all of them.
Sweet Capsuleer Tears would like (and I also personally would like) to offer you their support and their services in griefing the **** out of this guy and this corp.
Let us know what we can do, we will do it for free as long as we can find some reason to maybe profit from it at a later date (ransoms, salvaging them, etc). |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 07:13:00 -
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Dead Loss wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Well things have certainly escalated.
They are now trying hire just about every merc corp there is. Already been told by some of them they refused.
Already recieved my first WarDec from one of the Merc Corp, expecting more. Dunno why though I will do the same thing I always do. Keep the war alive with the mercs client so the client keeps paying merc until they or the decided they can't anymore. At which point im back in business.
I know I can't face a merc corp on my own.
On that news I decided to see what all this ganking is about. Found him in a retriever and penetrator his retriever with my catalyst, just to make a point. I think it worked.
How does a corp like that have a wallet of over 200bill when they mine in hoarders, all of them. Sweet Capsuleer Tears would like (and I also personally would like) to offer you their support and their services in griefing the **** out of this guy and this corp. Let us know what we can do, we will do it for free as long as we can find some reason to maybe profit from it at a later date (ransoms, salvaging them, etc).
Well, with a head on fight I won't beat these guys. They do however like to sit at Market undocks. So I will do what I do best, hit and runs on their neutrals that the light up with all their other fights. AlphaNado is ready and setup. Save spot everywhere.
Support is welcomed to cause crap for people. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Flaming Head
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.04.02 08:04:00 -
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Under the assumption that this 'self made Russian billionnaire' is the 5 man corp you currently have a dec with, our dec has gone in and will go active tomorrow.
Bring on the tears, the mercs and the hate-smack. Woop woop woop!
Edit: Crap alt, nvm |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 08:44:00 -
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hah... They all left corp.
*Saves Names for Future wars*
On a side note, lets get back to what this threat is about. Exploding ships.
Some of my targets shows up with out Corp Friends to come through and kill me. Targets sitting in a Drake and Moa sitting at my HQ undock surrounded by about 6 other ships, so I decide to do something Stupid.
Normally I like to go in with a Heavily Armor tanked ships where it can dish out as well as take alot of Damage. I remember I got a Cynabal as payment so I quickly fit one up. Not normally a friend of speed or Shields I undock. Drake and moa is barely touch me as I MWD around the Drake taking it down. WIth the Moa instantly warping away.
Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902212
I did how over get a kill on the Moa pilot later on, when I found him travelling around in a Drake.
Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12914674
As I take down the first Drake, one of the neut corp members try to assist with rr drones sitting in his Harbinger. So I dock and undock with my Harbinger:
Harby: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902623
At this point the pilot is not happy, promptly leaves and comes back with a Myrm. So I dock up and and undock with a Cane.
It been a while since I used my BC's. Forgot how much I love them.
Myrm: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902620 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Josie solo
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.04.02 12:05:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:hah... They all left corp. *Saves Names for Future wars* On a side note, lets get back to what this threat is about. Exploding ships. Some of my targets shows up with out Corp Friends to come through and kill me. Targets sitting in a Drake and Moa sitting at my HQ undock surrounded by about 6 other ships, so I decide to do something Stupid. Normally I like to go in with a Heavily Armor tanked ships where it can dish out as well as take alot of Damage. I remember I got a Cynabal as payment so I quickly fit one up. Not normally a friend of speed or Shields I undock. Drake and moa is barely touch me as I MWD around the Drake taking it down. WIth the Moa instantly warping away. Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902212I did how over get a kill on the Moa pilot later on, when I found him travelling around in a Drake. Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12914674As I take down the first Drake, one of the neut corp members try to assist with rr drones sitting in his Harbinger. So I dock and undock with my Harbinger: Harby: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902623At this point the pilot is not happy, promptly leaves and comes back with a Myrm. So I dock up and and undock with a Cane. It been a while since I used my BC's. Forgot how much I love them. Myrm: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902620
Goddam that's alot of damage taken on that myrm. How did you not die?
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 12:10:00 -
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Josie solo wrote:
Goddam that's alot of damage taken on that myrm. How did you not die?
The Myrm was doing shyte damage.
Add that to a Double Plated Cane with about 41k pure Armor HP, and just under 600dps.
I still had about 60% armor left.
EDIT: Also, standing still makes me hit you easier. or it could have been the double web's and scram on him.
BC 5 is probly one of the best skills to have at lvl 5. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Mr Bigwinky
4U Services Inc. Talocan United
184
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Posted - 2012.04.02 15:56:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Josie solo wrote:
Goddam that's alot of damage taken on that myrm. How did you not die?
The Myrm was doing shyte damage. Add that to a Double Plated Cane with about 41k pure Armor HP, and just under 600dps. I still had about 60% armor left. EDIT: Also, standing still makes me hit you easier. or it could have been the double web's and scram on him. BC 5 is probly one of the best skills to have at lvl 5.
Myrm still has 125m3 of drones in his drone bay, meaning at best he could have had out 5 light drones.
Just because people have a ship doesn't mean they have any clue how to fly it
GÖÑ Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself GÖÑ |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2012.04.03 21:06:00 -
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So is this where we post pirate stories? I'd like to share a story of how I made off with 1 billion ISK from a buncha jerks, and destroyed probably 4 billion in their assets.
It was at the beginning of 2011, I was starting to play EVE more seriously and really getting into mininng, industry, etc. I was looking for a corp wherein I could put some BPOs in their POS and start producing ships with an actual profit margin. I didn't have much luck for a few months because every corp I joined thought I was a spy for asking about the POS. (...).
Eventually I found a corp that said it was "a possibility". The CEO was a bit of a **** though. He was constantly telling me to "watch my attitude" and to "learn some respect". I had no idea what his deal was, as I don't think I ever actually did anything wrong. This went on for 3 weeks. I was getting tired of it.
Well I went offline for a week and when I come back, I got into my trusty Hulk and went out to mine. A blinky flashy red guy in a Drake came out and blew me up. Ouch! It turns out we had been wardecced and I didn't even realize it. A few people in chat were yelling at me for "losing the war" for them. I was explaining that I had no idea you could lose a war in EVE, and asked how it affected us. The CEO once again told me to "drop the attitude" and one of the people who were yelling at me said "i suggest you do as he says". Well, all this displaying and posturing and chest beating was really wearing my nerves down.
Finally after 1.5 months, I was given access to the POS. Not just as factory manager... no I was given Starbase Configuration role. I remember the day I got access from a director, the CEO was again being a **** and threatening me...
Oh I remember how sweet it was, at 3 AM, warping out to the 4 towers in the system, offlining and unanchoring modules. The first thing I did was cancel all the jobs... some of the jobs were 28 days long and only had a few hours left on them... heheh and a few of the jobs belonged to people who were real dicks to me... The next thing I did was take all the fuel out of all the towers, including Strontium.
I then began to offline and unanchor the modules and haul them back to station. This was when it took like 5 minutes for each module. Some of the modules I couldn't unanchor because they contained items and I couldn't see the hangars they were in. Others were empty. A few had BPOs in the hangar I could see. I was only able to steal 1 small tower because it only had 3 empty labs anchored on it. I stole probably 1 billion in BPOs, POS modules, and fuel.
But that wasn't the best part. The best part was when I realized that, even in a Hurricane, it didn't take that long to blow up the Large Ship Assembly Array. And I had lots of ammo to spare... I think you can figure out from here what happened to the modules that I couldn't rip off the towers. It really sucks for them... they had a lot of big ships like covetors, freighters, cruisers, etc being built, along with ammo... all gone...
I remember the next day when I logged on, oh the messages I received... |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.03 22:07:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:.........
Now those are mails worth posting if you stil got them.
I think i just caused a massive cluster **** in the mercs channel. Will post more once I see the end result.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Emadman
Ministry of Destruction SCUM.
0
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Posted - 2012.04.04 14:34:00 -
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a corp mate was out hunting and bang a tengu warped to a FW site this is what pursued whilst the guys tengu was going pop
[12:28:47] dumba$$ > you re reported [12:28:51] dumba$$ > did not show up on scan [12:28:56] dumba$$ > filing petition now [12:30:45] Pirate > never heard of a cloak? [12:30:51] dumba$$ > you used ACC GATE [12:30:53] dumba$$ > you are a cheater [12:30:56] dumba$$ > already being petitioned [12:30:59] Pirate > lolz not really [12:31:02] dumba$$ > you have to uncloack to use ACEL gate [12:31:04] dumba$$ > yes [12:31:08] dumba$$ > already petitioned [12:31:12] Pirate > love juicy tears [12:31:16] Pirate > :) [12:31:43] dumba$$ > lol you can t use accel gate cloaked [12:31:49] Pirate > i can [12:31:50] dumba$$ > i opened the mission too [12:32:06] dumba$$ > ah, being 2000ft next to a accel gate u can use a cloak [12:32:07] dumba$$ > strange [12:32:18] dumba$$ > unless it is a ship specific thing maybe [12:32:34] dumba$$ > either way, i reported it, maybe you'r e right, if not, we shall let the GMs decide [12:32:58] dumba$$ > i just never heard [12:33:06] dumba$$ > that you can use a accel gate cloaked.... [12:33:17] dumba$$ > you usualy decloak when you get near it [12:33:23] dumba$$ > hence not showing up on scan [12:33:42] dumba$$ > again, if you can I apologize and nice kill [12:34:01] dumba$$ > after all we are always learning in this game, especially me [12:35:44] dumba$$ > still, sorry mate petitioning all [12:35:51] dumba$$ > too many things do not add up [12:41:43] dumba$$ >third partyy > You will always be decloaked when you use a gate of any sort. You can't activate them while cloaked. [12:41:46] dumba$$ > Pirate [12:41:49] dumba$$ > oyu are af ******* cheater [12:41:56] Pirate > :) [12:41:59] dumba$$ > sorry, you're reported, a ISD confirmed that what i said [12:42:01] Pirate > juicy tears [12:42:03] dumba$$ > you're already beinbg reported dude [12:42:09] Pirate > course i am [12:44:38] dumba$$ > Pirate [12:44:42] dumba$$ > i scan every 2-3 secs when i do missions [12:45:11] dumba$$ > you also decloaked right next to me, which is very odd because it meant i should have either seen you next to me at accel gate or [12:45:29] dumba$$ > because i always speed away from accel gate [12:45:31] Pirate > all I'll say, is that I can guarantee I didn't cheat [12:45:53] Pirate > I'm not going to tell you any more [12:46:04] Pirate > otherwise my tactic will get out [12:46:15] dumba$$ > yeah but I am sorry but I had to petition it. What you do, is practically impossible for someone like me that paranoid scans every 2-3 secs doing missions [12:46:30] dumba$$ > i never had you on scan and you also showed and uncloaked 20km next to me [12:46:35] dumba$$ > all so fast [12:46:44] dumba$$ > it was as if you were already in the site i oepned [12:46:53] Pirate > I'm really good @ what I do [12:47:00] dumba$$ > or, you warped within the 2-3 secs i did not scan you down with [12:47:03] dumba$$ > yeah or that [12:47:06] dumba$$ > not good but lucky [12:47:18] dumba$$ > easy as hell to kill mission tengus with neuts [12:47:39] dumba$$ > only explanation is you used gate within 1-2 secs, anyway from now on that is over [12:47:39] Pirate > I'm a pirate, it's what I do [12:48:01] dumba$$ > because i ll fit more tengus and will be acting as doing missions after all i wanted to start this today [12:48:14] dumba$$ > what i do not get is [12:48:29] dumba$$ > lets say you did manage to warp in within the 3-4 secs i did not scan [12:48:49] dumba$$ > how the hell, did you uncloak so fast, right next to me, although i always speed away from accelerator gate ? [12:49:05] dumba$$ > i mean, it was as if you were already inside cloaked [12:49:15] dumba$$ > but that cannot be as i opened the mission complex [12:49:48] dumba$$ > i do not get this game mechanics sometimes, after all you probably did nothing wrong. If the petition was for nothing i apologize [12:50:12] third party > he scanned you down with combat probes;) [12:53:20] dumba$$ > no need anti, i opened a mission [12:53:27] dumba$$ > the issue here is different [12:53:40] dumba$$ > but no worries about that, it's for GMs now to analyze the logs and make a decision [12:53:49] dumba$$ > at the end he was probably and i wrong [12:53:57] dumba$$ > which I alreay apologized him in advance [12:54:04] Pirate > no worries [12:55:04] dumba$$ > either way [12:55:09] dumba$$ > the next pie is dead :) [12:55:21] dumba$$ > i m going to fit a nice pvp t3 and act like i do missions [12:55:26] Pirate > :) [12:55:28] dumba$$ > the outcome of that [12:55:39] dumba$$ > can already be forseen :) [12:55:52] dumba$$ > again, i apologize if you did manage to warp and cloak within like 4 seconds [12:56:00] Pirate > no worries |
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Enochia Starr
DarK IntenTionZ Stop Exploding You Cowards
1
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Posted - 2012.04.10 04:17:00 -
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How to lose a supercarrier.
Link |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
330
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Posted - 2012.04.10 05:47:00 -
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That was awesome.
One day.. One day I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Phoenix Bibbs
First Flying Wing Inc
3
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Posted - 2012.04.10 13:09:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:That was awesome.
One day.. One day
Not sure if you realize it or not but you are famous on Reddit. I guess you war dec'ed some carebear corp and they are rallying white knights on reddit to come after you. I'll see if I can find the link. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
330
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Posted - 2012.04.10 13:31:00 -
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lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs.
Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin. Had like 10 people convo with that link. Actually told the ceo im not planning on shooting at any of them... unless they shoot at me ofcourse. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
184
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Posted - 2012.04.11 03:00:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs. Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin. EDIT: WTF am i reading there, why are the slapping each other on the back for as if they chased me away like some common street dog. Will wait a few months for the corp and group to grow a bit. Then I will focus my attention. Hey, if you need backup, I might know a guy that loves pew that'll want in on that. |
VegasMirage
Retaliation Nation
38
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Posted - 2012.04.11 11:13:00 -
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Bernie Nator wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs. Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin. EDIT: WTF am i reading there, why are the slapping each other on the back for as if they chased me away like some common street dog. Will wait a few months for the corp and group to grow a bit. Then I will focus my attention. Hey, if you need backup, I might know a guy that loves pew that'll want in on that.
such an authority - you with your 140 kills an over 1/2 of them POS Mods, move along Bernie |
Mr Bigwinky
4U Services Inc. Talocan United
194
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Posted - 2012.04.11 14:45:00 -
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Pay no attention to Vegas, he's always perma-mad about something or other. Something about sand and vaginas not mixing well I hear.
Oh wait, you're that douchebag that eve-mailed me some kind of mad response because your eve forum thread got deleted or something. You're one of those guys who sends real death threats in game and stuff, right? Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself GÖÑ |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
186
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Posted - 2012.04.11 18:15:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Bernie Nator wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs. Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin. EDIT: WTF am i reading there, why are the slapping each other on the back for as if they chased me away like some common street dog. Will wait a few months for the corp and group to grow a bit. Then I will focus my attention. Hey, if you need backup, I might know a guy that loves pew that'll want in on that. such an authority - you with your 140 kills an over 1/2 of them POS Mods, move along Bernie Confirming that bernie is my main. I don't have alts, of course.
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Bane Nucleus
The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost
15
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Posted - 2012.04.12 22:36:00 -
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Alts are silly |
Zane Nucleus
The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost
0
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Posted - 2012.04.12 22:43:00 -
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Bane Nucleus wrote:Alts are silly
This. |
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Tane Nucleus
The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost
1
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Posted - 2012.04.12 22:45:00 -
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Zane Nucleus wrote:Bane Nucleus wrote:Alts are silly This.
+1 |
BuzzyBeagle
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
136
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Posted - 2012.04.14 05:08:00 -
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So as an attept to breathe new life into Eve before my account expires, i wanted to try nullsec life. I applied for a nullsec corp. and was surprisingly accepted for after a rather lengthy interview over TS, where i had to lie through my teeth on-the-fly on how my prior corp and alliance history and had to duck and play dumb on all sorts of questions re: TEARS and something to do with guys TK flew with or something. Wife giggling in the background calling me a bullshi*$%rdid not help.
anyway all of a sudden, i see the corp accepted mail.
For the first 15 seconds i must admit i truly did not intend to do harm to this corp. The interviewer seemed like a kind sounding man, who was naive enough to let ME in, i could not be so low as to do anything bad could i??
For what seemed like an eternity, i waited for that 15 seconds to pass.. and it eventually did.. and my 3 or 4 neurons i have left from all of the oil i have been smoking fired into absolute OVERDRIVE.
I wanted to go to null, to do some PVP, mebbe rat some fation loot drops etc. but NO this was impossibleGǪ these #$%# rained on my paradeGǪ this was not happeningGǪ THEY LIVED IN DRONE SPACE! No rat bounties, no rat drops, no further interest in this corp at all from Buzzy.
I log in ready to do an infamous QQ filled Buzzy ragequit, and see one person in the force field that they were building their work-in-progress POS in. I was inside the bubble, he was inside the bubbleGǪin a Legion .. but i could not target him!. i wanted to pod the AFK-CEO bad. I asked in dojo and someone suggested bumping him out of the bubble.
I was in my trusty Interdiction/Cloaky Loki.
5 or 6 bumps later he was outside and all of a sudden, out of nowhere this happened. [KILLMAIL FROM CEO's LEGION] I was jovial to say the least. I followed up with one of these for good measure. [KILLMAIL FROM CEO POD]
So im like GÇ£now what Buzzy?GÇ¥ theres a bunch of buildings floating around in this bubble force field thing, lets go explore.
One was an obvious item-drop hangar, i clicked ****, Gǣno access to view contentsGǥGǪdarn these dudes are SMART. got me locked out of stuffGǪ
Another one of the floaty bubble buildings was one that said something about ships. I guess me, or other people could park ships in or somethingGǪ i flew over and right clicked the **** out of it. options showed something like Gǣpark your shipGǥ and Gǣtake a shipGǥ or something along those lines, i looked in and saw a crapload of ships. loki, haulers, dramiel, ashimmu etc. . i noticed there was an Gǣeject ship button' i highlighted the loki, and ejected it right before my very eyes!
i boarded said Loki, and was in awe of the faction shinies. I reboarded my loki, , and took off my DG Web put it in cargo,jettisoned the CEO biomass+ faction web, and reboarded the nicer Loki that had that GÇÿnew car smellGÇÖ
i then proceeded to dump the other ships in this ship bay into the bubble hopping into and out of them looking for faction **** to eject into my newly jacked loki.
OH SNAP
a few guys from corp/alliance come in and i cloak up, in my new loki. The gig is upGǪ.
I log onto TS. and waitGǪ..
an hour or so later, the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. Gǥguys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?Gǣ lots of tears on TS as he found out someone bumped him out into space and left a can next to his wreck with the name Gǥlove BBGǣ. GǥWHO THE **** IS BB????? BUZZYBEAGLE IS THAT YOU??!?!?!!Gǣ i respond with one wordGǪ.in a hushed whisperGǪGǪGǥumadbro?" RAGE ensues and i go eat supper.
I come back and this PM was opened with the CEO
CEO > i just want to know why. CEO > we seemed to get along ok CEO > i mean you came all the way out here, joined my corp to get a lousy legion kill? is it that hard to get kills in empire? CEO > help me understand CEO > i literally feel physically sick right now CEO > did i wrong you somehow? CEO > just tell me why CEO> i think i derserve that much
I am glad i was afk and he closed convo, as my conscience would have kicked in [probably not] and i may have tried to make amends.
I followed up with this email to the entire corp:
Invoice 12114 From: BuzzyBeagle Sent: 2012.04.14 00:12 To: CORP NAME HERE The following invoice is for services rendered - teaching someone starting a corp not to trust new people 100 million ISK - teaching someone not to AFK in a bubble when new people are in corp 250 million ISK - teaching someone that you do not give full hangar access to a 1 day old ninja in corpGǪ 500 million ISK. - Dumbass tax - 150 million ISK
amount total - 1 Billion ISK
amount is payable in full or you will be subject to further actions which may include any of the following: violence, op interruptions, further infiltrations.
love and kisses - Buzzy
annnyway i get the obigatory GÇ£$%^& youGÇ¥ in corp as they have not kicked me from corp yet. and all of a sudden, i get PAID. not in ISK, but in tears, juicy buttery fat old man tears, they tasted a little like cinnamon buns.
enjoy:
Re: Invoice 12114 From: CEO Sent: 2012.04.14 03:05 To: BuzzyBeagle,
Your beef is obviously with me, although I do not know why. That being said I have resigned as CEO of [CORPNAME] and am quitting the game.
Please leave my friends alone for they have nothing to do with this. You got what you got and forced me to leave to protect them. I willnot return to this game as a result. Youve won. They are good guys and do not deserve to suffer for my failure.
I hope me leaving the game satisfies my debt to you as i do not have any isk to give nor do they.
Peace
CEO
anyway i thought you guys would enjoy my last hurrah. my game time expires 9PM Saturday and i think i need a break from gaming in general.
fly safe and much love
Buzzy.
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
332
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Posted - 2012.04.14 20:13:00 -
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That Brough a Tear of Joy to my right EYE.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Assassin126
Valkyr Industries Late Night Alliance
1
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Posted - 2012.04.14 21:36:00 -
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I fairly nicely ask a mining barge i just killed for 50million isk for me to not kill him again, here is the mail i got back (censored copy)
Re: Suicide Gank Protection From: (Barge pilot) Sent: 2012.04.14 03:44 To: Assassin126,
**** YOU YOU **** *** DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR SCUMBAG FRIENDS CAN **** OFF YOU STUPID, IGNORANT M*********ING WASTE OF SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, the manners of some people in high security space is badly deteriorating... |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
208
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Posted - 2012.04.15 15:36:00 -
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Assassin126 wrote:I fairly nicely ask a mining barge i just killed for 50million isk for me to not kill him again, here is the mail i got back (censored copy)
Re: Suicide Gank Protection From: (Barge pilot) Sent: 2012.04.14 03:44 To: Assassin126,
**** YOU YOU **** *** DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR SCUMBAG FRIENDS CAN **** OFF YOU STUPID, IGNORANT M*********ING WASTE OF SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, the manners of some people in high security space is badly deteriorating... It is. There should be some sort of group that flies around reminding people about the importance of manners, or the lack thereof that causes accidents. |
Potrondal Morrison
The Scope Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.04.16 08:49:00 -
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Assassin126 wrote:I fairly nicely ask a mining barge i just killed for 50million isk for me to not kill him again, here is the mail i got back (censored copy)
Re: Suicide Gank Protection From: (Barge pilot) Sent: 2012.04.14 03:44 To: Assassin126,
**** YOU YOU **** *** DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR SCUMBAG FRIENDS CAN **** OFF YOU STUPID, IGNORANT M*********ING WASTE OF SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, the manners of some people in high security space is badly deteriorating...
I truly hope you showed this barge pilot the error of his ways. |
Phoenix Bibbs
First Flying Wing Inc
3
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Posted - 2012.04.16 17:39:00 -
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Buzzy you sir are awesome. Thanks for bringing a laugh to an otherwise ****** ass Monday. |
Halete
Teraa Matar White-Lotus
54
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Posted - 2012.04.17 09:17:00 -
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I feel sorry for Buzzy. He didn't deserve to end up in drone space. Free hugs for Amarr holders. No, really. |
Scrindle Kavees
Fuzzy Wuzzy Pink and Cudley Unicorn Brigade
6
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Posted - 2012.04.17 14:32:00 -
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Friend of mine pod killed a war target while I was at work today. Promptly received a mail from someone who has decided to be the leader of their alliance during troubled times congratulating me (he is under the impression that all three characters are mine, they aren't). No where near as good as the previous stuff in this thread by others but in any case the following evemail correspondence ensued which amused me:
kill From: xxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 12:20 To: smokess, Scrindle Kavees, Scarlett Chase
Grats on 1st pod.
xxxxxxxx
Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 12:43 To: xxxxxxxx,
Who did you pod kill? I'm at work (I thought he was smacking me!)
Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 12:44 To: Scrindle Kavees
im telling grats to you mate. you killed retri and poded him in Dantbeinn. that is frist pod on this war so grats.
Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 12:47 To: xxxxxxxxxx
Oh I see.
It wasn't me I'm afraid, am at work atm.
Who do I text to congratulate?
Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 12:48 To: xxxxxxxxxx,
Nvm, found it on battleclinic.
Is the 100mill reward still out for our pods?
Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:00 To: Scrindle Kavees
i wouldnt tell you those kinds of info, would i?
Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 13:01 To: xxxxxxxxxxx,
Tell you what, if you give me 50mill I'll let you pod kill me when I get home. That way we both make 50mill.
What do you say?
Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:03 To: Scrindle Kavees
all that time you didnt rly get to know me. i guess im not transparent enough =]
Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 13:13 To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx,
We should spend some more time together, a romantic trip to Jita for two? I've heard Interbus rates are quite good on return tickets for couples, and they throw in a complimentary hauler ganking as entertainment these days.
Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:26 To: Scrindle Kavees
We shouldnt.
Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 13:44 To: xxxxxxxxxxxx,
I know we shouldn't, we belong to opposing houses of a conflcit, but I can't help the way I feel. I'll be your Romeo if you be my Julliet.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:45 To: Scrindle Kavees
sry im The Romeo already and dont need another one.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 13:49 To: xxxxxxxxxxxx,
You've broken my heart.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:51 To: Scrindle Kavees
Yes, well, let's not dwell, try to dig yourself in work to forget.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: Scrindle Kavees Sent: 2012.04.17 13:58 To: xxxxxxxxxxx,
You'll find me coasting the Dodixie trade lanes, having not shaven for for a week, giving hand washes to ships that come by for spare change. Weeping at the thought of what we could have had, longing for the gentle caress of your barge and staring, questioningly, as I try to ascertain the meaning in your eyes only to be met by the dark reflection of my own features in your sunglasses. A twisted shadow of my former self, writhing in agony like a depraved and senile old fool who wanted but one thing; to be loved.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Re: Re: kill From: xxxxxxxxxxx Sent: 2012.04.17 13:59 To: Scrindle Kavees
**** off u *****
Bit harsh I thought, no love for Scrindle |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
209
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Posted - 2012.04.17 18:59:00 -
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Today's grand tale of buggery comes to us through the tried and true methods of game mechanics.
As most of you know, our alliance enjoys a good bit of mucking about in wormholes. As such, we know how to have a bit of fun when it comes to wormhole games.
So we've been assaulting this system since last friday. So far, we've removed some poses, killed some people, brokered deals to get certain people out (they left that alliance after getting out) and being a general nuisance. But they've been taunting us with a chimera all week, and we REALLY want that thing dead.
Cut to a few minutes ago. Their chimera pilot logs in, starts moving about a bit in a reinforced **** caged pos. As you know, there's a mechanic at work where if you warp in a **** cage, you get aggression. So this pilot slips out the shield and manages to warp around a bit before the pilot logged off. So we grab our bloodthirsty gang of mates and scanned the bastard down. We drop right on top with our fleet and engage it. Since there was a 15 minute timer on it, and we bubbled it, you can guess that it ended poorly for those folk. One cap kill AND a trip to high sec later, the pilot logs back in. We would have taunted in local, were it not for that pilot taking a route back to high sec.
So, all in all, these guys are down two carriers, a 5 bil orca, numerous pos, and their system is overrun with enemies. We plan on posting a good thread about it soon. |
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