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Kane the Black
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2012.09.11 23:14:00 -
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Rita May wrote:hm, getting a 403 on that link?
http://cannibalkane.iblog.co.za/ Yarr!! |
Powers Sa
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
306
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Posted - 2012.09.12 03:02:00 -
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This one month my pirate/bounty special interest group blew up 622bil in freighters and jump freighters. |
Auar
Con and Sons
2
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Posted - 2012.09.12 14:40:00 -
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Powers Sa wrote:This one month my pirate/bounty special interest group blew up 622bil in freighters and jump freighters.
Proof or it didn't happen..... |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
46
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Posted - 2012.09.12 20:27:00 -
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Powers Sa wrote:This one month my pirate/bounty special interest group blew up 622bil in freighters and jump freighters.
one strat cruiser and a pos in august, everything else was bs or smaller. love the 200-person mails, dawg. |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance
75
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Posted - 2012.09.12 20:52:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:So I finally caved.... Lowered myself to started a blog type thing to post my stories and vids. I will be filling the more memorable stories from this thread to the blog in the next couple of days. And then add some new ones of things that happened since my last post in the pirate thread. I have also bought myself a new gaming laptop for EVE so those that have the need to criticize something can send me mail so I can break in my laptops new delete key. Blog Link: The Kane Madness
You are going through the web 2.0/tech Kane phase right now. Judging from the signs, I believe the next phase will either be emo Kane or hipster Kane.
If you start finding yourself posting blog updates in a coffee shop with a name that isn't trademarked, be worried. Those are early signs of a hipster. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
530
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Posted - 2012.09.13 08:01:00 -
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Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:So I finally caved.... Lowered myself to started a blog type thing to post my stories and vids. I will be filling the more memorable stories from this thread to the blog in the next couple of days. And then add some new ones of things that happened since my last post in the pirate thread. I have also bought myself a new gaming laptop for EVE so those that have the need to criticize something can send me mail so I can break in my laptops new delete key. Blog Link: The Kane Madness You are going through the web 2.0/tech Kane phase right now. Judging from the signs, I believe the next phase will either be emo Kane or hipster Kane. If you start finding yourself posting blog updates in a coffee shop with a name that isn't trademarked, be worried. Those are early signs of a hipster.
Went through all that a long time ago. It's called puberty... in any event I don't want to continually spam this thread. And with others asking me to do I did.
The trick now.... is keeping it up to date. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
waxx25
Ready. Aim. Fire.
0
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Posted - 2012.09.14 23:04:00 -
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One of my favorite recent ganks, there is no chat log but its ok. I live in black rise where I kill ships and pods.....people call me a pirate but I disagree, I just pvp indiscriminately. In the last couple weeks I have seen a fw f*g named 'mean fooker' fly around in a dramiel, I have been unsuccessful in killing him except couple times when he flew into my sb typhoon (always fun there). Then this last week, we begin a classic highsec gate camp. Out of nowhere.....here comes mean fooker.....who is now part of goonswarm.......in a navy mega........10sec later our highsec eyes d scan a 10man bs fleet wih 4 guardians behind them.........what do they think we are noobs. So we dock up and think. In the meantime mean fooker jumps in and docks with us. We know he is here for us since we podded all his implants and caused havoc for his fw career, we fly shiny juicy ships and are all mean -10 pirates, and goons dont come by regularly(obviously he reportd about some nasty pirates he wants revenge on who have nice shis to kill). We dont have the numbers to engage the fleet ...BUT...and yes its a big but......we can always play station games with them. So we come up with a stupid plan, Two members from different corps (who needs alliances) undock in fat, juicy bs, and aggress each other at undock. I personally said 'this is stupid and will never work but f*ck it, ill be in the carrier'. so they do this, one of them even types in local 'get him he is aggressed at undock'. Against all odds mean fooker undocks in his navy mega and yellowboxes both the aggressed bs....to make it look real we told them to go to at least 50% armor. Then like a total moron he aggresses the losing bs of the 'fight'......our highsec eyes tell us that their fleet is in highsec on gate waiting.........I say 'unfu*king dock overload guns and kill'. We undocked 2 more bs (baddon and mega and my triple remote rep eccm thanny). By the kill report we find he had slaves set and legion boosts, he went down right as his fleet landed on station. They emoed, they raged, they called us low life scum and tried to get us to undock. It wasnt the best kill but the fact we baited the bait and he was a goon(now) made it sweet.......never heard of somene falling for such obvious bait. i salute you noobs across eve. oh yea kmhttp://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14602700 |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
47
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Posted - 2012.09.18 18:28:00 -
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don't know which is better, the story or that fit XD |
waxx25
Ready. Aim. Fire.
2
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Posted - 2012.09.19 06:40:00 -
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Here is another funny one. Several days ago a lone Golem jumped into low and managed to get passed us after several attempts at tackle. He ran back to high sec. Yesterday I log on......I just lost my 2bil vindicator the previous day, no great kills to speak of, my friend from different alliance telling me how i missed an Archon kill by 20mins.......wasn't the best day of my EVE career. So as usual I begin to wander around see what is going on in the area with my alt while my main sits in a sb Typhoon. Out of nowhere, within 10min of me logging in, the same Golem jumps in....I ofcourse run as fast as I can in my Typhoon to reship. Meanwhile my alt goes to the next gate he was headed and sat there in my Vigilant......Vigilant is set for long scram/web and heavy tank. He jumps in holds cloak, gives me enough time for my main to reship to Oneiros. He decloakes 17km from me, fack, too far for my non boosted 14km scram. MWD overloaded and burn for him.......scram/90% web. I mess up leave my mwd on and he engages back, Oneiros jumps into system when the Vigilant is at 15% armor. Once that happens it's wam bam thank you mam. Here is the km http://wemad.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14659540 . Got his pod too. He wasn't fitted great but man, for a Cruiser on Maurader fight it was one of my more epic kills.Thx for reading, post some of your guy's stories, I like to read them when the pvp gets slow. he also sent me this mail afterwards :) feel free to translate for yourself. |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
47
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Posted - 2012.09.20 21:08:00 -
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"The last time I went away from you. Now you reached :) Well, nothing pokschitaemsya ever :)" (google translate)
i believe that's "nothing lasts forever" - wait, a carebear without an unhealthy attraction to their internet spaceship? IMPOSSIBLE. |
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waxx25
Ready. Aim. Fire.
7
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Posted - 2012.09.23 11:39:00 -
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the lessons of trashtalk, on saturday, we had 4 TEST alliance bs come play with us. they were two maelstroms and two rokh.......asb fitted ofcourse. they busted our gate camp....for short time. We answer their challenge with 5 rr bs with legion boosts......falcon on standby incase they wanna get gay with it. we engaged, every one of them used ecm drones......they were jamming 2 of our bs at any one time. we were losing a bs, I decided ok, they wanna use ecm ill do same, falcon decloaked, permajam on one mael. we take down one of their maels. they disengaged, and everyone docked. The remaining 3 bs were not done. they filled local with trash talk, calling us carbears (we are all -9.9 or lower) and saying that only noobs use rr bs (rr bs are hard imo) and if we had any balls we would undock for another battle.....LOL.......out comes the dual web scram abaddon, out comes the carrier to rep it, and finally out comes the blapping moros. I cant link km sorry (evekill hurry and fix yourself) but one mael gets blapped instantly, and the rokh goes down as well. lesson of the day......if youre going to trash talk your enemy into undocking make SURE they really are noobs and cant out gun your super tanked asb bs. thx TEST alliance. |
Lucy Starr Delphinus
CreoDron Industries
0
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Posted - 2012.09.25 23:20:00 -
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I was dumb and let greed guide my decision making, and because of it I got scammed. Erotica 1 is a scammer, and should be avoided. I sent her 150 which was quickly doubled to 300mil. When I sent 600mil it was not doubled and she told me she was keeping it. This can be seen in this chat log: http://tinypic.com/r/2hya0xv/6
So I was finally scammed in EVE, it took a year. =( |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
177
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Posted - 2012.09.26 08:08:00 -
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You didnt hide everywhere the name "Erotica 1". |
Delicia
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.09.26 09:02:00 -
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Lucy Starr Delphinus wrote:I was dumb and let greed guide my decision making, and because of it I got scammed. It was one of those stupid isk doublers, one that happens to post right on this sub fourm. I sent her 150mil which was quickly doubled to 300mil. When I sent 600mil it was not doubled and she told me she was keeping it. This can be seen in this chat log: http://i.imgur.com/ci0mg.jpgSo I was finally scammed in EVE, it took a year. =(
everytime I pull up this thread to look for other peoples posts you edit this post even more. what is going on? Last time it was like photobucket now its something else. You also named her before, and now you change your wording????
any why are you posting links in other threads pointing here, isnt that against rules?
so many questions for such a tiny post lol |
Caterpil
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:48:00 -
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So, long time empire space carebear here with a story of death and destruction (the best kind!). I've been keeping up with this thread for a while and felt like casuing a bit of mayhem so I went out an bought 5 thrashers and got to work!
Day 1- A good start
So, being the cautious type I decided to start off my career as a HS pirate by using thrashers to gank frigates with high value modules, the primary target being Covert Ops ships with Sisters probe launchers (40mil) which isn't bad considering each thrasher only cost 10 mil (probably slightly more than necessary as I used mostly T2 equipment).
So my alt starts roaming around Gallente space armed with a ship-scanner looking for targets. Just before DT I jump a gate and find a Cheetah sitting on the other side at 0. Ship scan reveals a Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher so I switch over to this Char (a couple of jumps away) and start burning there. I arrive on the gate with all mods hot, lock, two volleys later BOOM!
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14681600
My alt swoops in to loot and salvage both wrecks, I don't have a cargo scanner so I got a rather pleasent surprise . That whole drop payed for all of my Thrashers 2 times over.
Anyway I waited out my GCC and agression over DT and went back to base for another Thrasher.
A couple of systems later my alt scans an Imicus on the small chance that it would have an expensive mod fit, the scan turns up a Sisters Core Probe Launcher. This guy was aligning away from the gate while he was scanning, so I had my alt orbit him closely and then warped in my Thrasher to my alt at 30km from the celestial he was aligning to. BOOM!
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14682048
Needless to say the loot drop was dissapointing, but it was bound to happen. So having some rather angry people with kill-rights on me I decided to stake out new territory and head out to minmatar space. A little while later I found an Anathema sitting 15km off a gate, scan revealed a Sisters Core Probe Launcher so...
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14692282
Another dissapointing loot drop, but at least I got to teach someone that a WCstab isn't much use againt a scram. Thats it for day 1, I signed off with 2 Thrashers left and a taste for blood!.
Day 2- Blood!
I got off to a bad start on day 2, hunted for ages but could only find cheaply fit covops on celestials. All the expensive ones were being sensible and cloaking/scanning from a safe. After a while of roaming I just happened to scan a Manticore that appeared to be AFK 15km from a gate. Scan revealed a shield boost amp but no booster so I re-scanned and found he had a Gistii A-type Small Shield Booster fitted (200mil). After quickly pulling up a Manticore in Pyfa to confirm that I could kill it and checking for shield boost/hardener effects (there were none) I warped the Thrasher in and killed it in 3 volleys.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14705598
OMG 316 mil Manticore! The shield booster didn't drop, but I got enough to more than cover the thrasher. Also: Light missile launchers? T2 cap and shield rigs?
Spent a long time searching, and almost ganked a Helios with a Gistii B-Type 1mn afterburner (15 mil) out of sheer boredom but persevered anyway. Eventually my alt spotted a Buzzard on D-scan, while trying to marrow it down, the buzzard landed on the gate and jumped. My alt jumped with it and he warped to the Sun. My alt landed with him and a quick scan revealed a Sisters Core Probe Launcher, so I warped in the Thrasher.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14706064
Hurray! 66 mil in loot.
So that concludes my first attempt at suicide ganking, a few disapointments but a little over 200mil in drops (not including loot dropped from the Thrashers or salvage) and a good laugh at that Manticore fit.
Thanks for listening o7
(Forum ate first post, Thank god for copy/pate ) |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
247
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Posted - 2012.09.26 15:08:00 -
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the loot gods hate you. - Nulla Curas |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
203
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Posted - 2012.09.26 15:46:00 -
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Caterpil wrote: "Lots of fun exploration ship kills"
And suddenly, I'm reminded that I need to have my scanner alts cloaked in high sec. |
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
16
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Posted - 2012.09.28 10:41:00 -
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waxx25 wrote:From: Winitu Sent: 2012.09.18 14:47 To: Griggs117,
-Æ -+-Ç-+-ê-+-ï-¦ -Ç-¦-+ -Å -+-é -é-¦-¦-Å -â-ê-¦-+. -é-¦-+-¦-Ç-î -é-ï -¦-+-é-Å-+-â-+-ü-Å :) -¥-â -+-+-ç-¦-¦-+ -+-+-¦-ü-ç-+-é-¦-¦-+-ü-Å -¦-+-¦-¦-¦ -+-+-¦-â-¦-î :) "Last time I got away from you, this time you got me :) Fine, we'll get even one day :)"
Wingmate wrote:i believe that's "nothing lasts forever" - wait, a carebear without an unhealthy attraction to their internet spaceship? IMPOSSIBLE. Well, not everyone flying marauder is a carebear, some people fund their PvP (on alts or otherwise) like that.
OT: Nice thread. For a moment I thought that piracy (as is) in EVE became nothing but killboard padding. Apparently it's not. It all was an entertaining read, no wonder more people join you guys |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
559
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Posted - 2012.09.28 11:22:00 -
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OK so i tried the whole Blog thing. That just does not work for me... It could be that I am just to lazy or it could be I feel to far removed from you fine gents browsing this forum.
In any event, While I was near Amarr flying around in my Thorax I found somebody can mining. Can mining with the new buffs? Unbelievable.
In any event I take his things and make it mine. Apparently this person flies with a friend that sets traps using his miner buddy. Than shoops in and kill the would be can flipper. He learned fast and hard that a thorax is more than a match for an ill prepared hurricane.
Hurricane Killmail
He convo'ed me afterwards for the GF and telling me he checked my KB and was cocky since he has been killing noobs and other player for a while like this now in that system. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
559
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Posted - 2012.09.28 11:46:00 -
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With the recent mining buffs the chance of finding that one great can that escalates into a BC/BS kill is becoming far and wide.
As a result I have been kicking up the War effort and I always just seem to fight the right targets that are willing to engage me in hopes for that Bounty on me. Not to mention it is also a great way to earn ISK. Since it only takes so many people before a CEO buckles and hands over the ISK.
My most recent war scored me about 12 kills in less than an hour with 22 war targets throwing ships at me to try and break my Cynabal. Not normally a ship I choose but wanted to give it a try and it was an awesome battle.
BattleReport
This fight netted me 2 faction cruiser kills, ships I have not killed yet so it makes me happy. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
251
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Posted - 2012.09.28 11:53:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:With the recent mining buffs the chance of finding that one great can that escalates into a BC/BS kill is becoming far and wide. As a result I have been kicking up the War effort and I always just seem to fight the right targets that are willing to engage me in hopes for that Bounty on me. Not to mention it is also a great way to earn ISK. Since it only takes so many people before a CEO buckles and hands over the ISK. My most recent war scored me about 12 kills in less than an hour with 22 war targets throwing ships at me to try and break my Cynabal. Not normally a ship I choose but wanted to give it a try and it was an awesome battle. BattleReportThis fight netted me 2 faction cruiser kills, ships I have not killed yet so it makes me happy.
bravo sir.
but oh my god those fits!!! - Nulla Curas |
Kane the Black
Black Dragon Fighting Society The Devil's Tattoo
14
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Posted - 2012.09.28 12:25:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:With the recent mining buffs the chance of finding that one great can that escalates into a BC/BS kill is becoming far and wide. As a result I have been kicking up the War effort and I always just seem to fight the right targets that are willing to engage me in hopes for that Bounty on me. Not to mention it is also a great way to earn ISK. Since it only takes so many people before a CEO buckles and hands over the ISK. My most recent war scored me about 12 kills in less than an hour with 22 war targets throwing ships at me to try and break my Cynabal. Not normally a ship I choose but wanted to give it a try and it was an awesome battle. BattleReportThis fight netted me 2 faction cruiser kills, ships I have not killed yet so it makes me happy.
When I grow up I wanna get this kinda stuff too. Yarr!! |
Dorian Gozzie
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.10.05 01:32:00 -
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I love this thread, and I'm always overjoyed to see an update posted while at work. I figured that before I give EVE a break, I'd post the results of an interesting fight I got into awhile back.
First off, I don't claim to be a super-amazing PVPer, but I do love a good fight whenever I can get them. When can-flipping, the flipper really is at a disadvantage. The targets know what ship they are in, and if they do a quick google or battleclinic search, they know how good the flipper is and what his ship is most probably fit like. In addition, they are able to bring many corpies into the fight, making for some pretty raunchy brawls. I love this. Now, all of you guys know this already, but I felt the need to share why I flip-self-justification and all that.
Details are a bit fuzzy as it was months ago, but I'll do my best:
Stumbled into a belt with several miners duking it out with some rocks. Marked the corp to do a quick check of local, and then burned towards the only can out there (Once I landed two of the cans there were immediately pulled). Nice flip on the two noobships that were mining into the same can. So in warps the rupture, which was promptly put down by my favorite little ship in the game, the Harpy:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067264
A few minutes go by, and two of the guys warp off. I'm hoping things get a little more nasty, but being a navitas, it was like shooting a crippled (insert cute animal here):
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067263
I'm checking d-scan like a madman to see what is heading my way. Sure enough, a drake and cane land at zero to the mining group's previous location and start firing at my baby. No one lands point, and both ships start burning away. I know I have time, so I start burning to tackle the cane and get under the guns:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067262
He goes down, and I burn to the drake. I'm not too far off, so I OH the mids, nab a tackle, turn off the OH and start laying into him with the void:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16865621
All of a sudden, a noobship goes red:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067261
Turns out, he was trying to pick up the ore I stole while I was fighting. Both noobships do it again and again. It's important to note that throughout the fight, these two pilots kept coming back in over and over again to grab the ore out of the can that I stole, all while their friends were fighting for them:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067259 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067260 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067258 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067257
Things get interesting here after the cane and drake go down. Local spike of corpies gets me even more excited. I felt like a cheap hooker as I took it all with a smile on my face:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067254 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067255 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17067256 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16865620
After all that nonsense, I have a buddy waiting to try and ***** in on the hilarity. He equips his hurricane with one shield maintenance bot, and as the last guy comes back to engage me in a brutix, he drops in and uses the drone on me. By this time, I had the brutix tackled, drones dead, and he is landing zero hits. So when my buddy's ... |
Praxis Ginimic
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
42
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Posted - 2012.10.05 04:31:00 -
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I've just finished this thread and love it. I've been paying for a few months and decided almost right away that pve can kiss my ass. I don't play often and can't afford to waist time running plexes & shooting defenseless rocks. I can't post any cool stories or tears (yet) cause I suck pretty bad. I'm learning to fight on the fly and have a dismal 3:30 kill loss ratio (that's an exaggeration...I don't actually know how many losses I have) but I'm starting to pick things up and am determined to be a competent pirate. KM's to come...as soon as I figure out how to kill some one. |
Andrea Portaro
Corporate Scum Zombie Ninja Space Bears
1
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Posted - 2012.10.06 20:11:00 -
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So i'm not that good at talking about facts that happened in the past, but i hope this "story" will be enjoyable anyways.
I was roaming around in my Talos, in Ordion (0.5) looking for miners to harass. I find on d-scan some mining barges and a navitas on a belt, so i warp there and start looting their wrecks. Unfortunately the wrecks were all of one guy that wasn't in the corp with the other 2 guys, so i got aggro only on him.
He doesn't even lock me so i think that i'd better change belt, but here's the best part, before warping off 2 catalyst's from a corp that was probably enemy to the corp of this guy (they weren't war decced but these guys probably hate each other) land on grid and start shooting to the miner i got aggro on. I immediately mwd versus them and get the final blows before concord pops them. I then go back to my bumping, and harassing the other miner with his mate in the navitas. A hauler warps in and the miner drops a cargo container, i immediately loot it and a falcon warps in , and perma jams me.
I mwd away and the retriever launches drones at me. I decided to warp off and go back to the belt after getting some cap back. I come back and an arbitrator is on grid with the miner still mining and still red (I was 100km from belt). Arbitrator cloaks and waits. I mwd away and warp to the cargo container i dropped before warping off (i forgot to say it lol) and i'm 3km from the miner. I immediately scramble and engage him, and after some time the arbitrator comes near and engages me (He didn't have neuts loll), i get half shields and pop the retriever, pop the arbitrator, and in comes the falcon.
I pop the falcon (his jam failed after the first cycle) and in comes a drake, my tank was already down so i decided to mwd away from him, too bad he had a long range point and hml's, so i pop. Was an awesome fight and i thank all the guys that took part in it.
Kill mails:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14807111 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14807110 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14807109 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14807108 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14807107
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Xedam Praxis
Repo.
9
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Posted - 2012.10.11 19:56:00 -
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Found a lonely Procurer while passing through Reynire. Tried to ransom but he was Russian and I was too lazy to translate, so http://kb.repo-corp.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3503
Shortly thereafter my mailbox flashes:
Quote:-¦-ÄFrom: Ben Qy To: Xedam Praxis
INBOX -é-ï -¦-+-+-æ-+ -+ -¦-¦-Ç-¦-+
Hmmm? Translation..."billy-goat and sheep".
Man, those Russians sure are great for a laugh. Xedam Praxis Ex-Recruitment Officer http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
ashurman
Sexy Pirate Club Some Say
1
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Posted - 2012.10.16 14:39:00 -
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well figure after years of evil doing and general abuse i should let u all in on my weekend of fun ;p (also wall of text so bring supplies before starting)
having gotten bored of earning the iskies day tripping in wh's i jumped into the ever faithful stabber fleet and started rolling through my canflipping hunting grounds..
seeing a osprey with a can ina belt on scan i quickly bombed into the belt and gave him a lil *nudge* out of the way to examine his can..happily stock full so a quick flip into my own can and a job well done...then i add his corp as red to see how many im possibly about to fight... local goes red...craptastic this could be interesting..osprey warps off without a word..sit there for a few min watching the Dscan as ship after ship goes by...which is there corp.. whats going to come in..then 3 ships pop on scan which are happily named (nice of them) all 3 part of the newly red corp..thrasher/coercer and a harby.. both dessies land and aggro on landing...not wanting to miss out on bc kill i act like a bunny caught in headlights and do nadda...slowly letting the sheilds go down..harby lands (finally) and aggros..beam hits start showing...beams...disgusting..game on then. tight orbit for harby quick scram to keep him there then 2 volleys apiece for dessies sees them pop.. http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17680899 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17680892
pop pop.. love that noise.. then start to work on harby which also drops crazy fast.. http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17680895 guess that be why... oh well.. not satisfied i carry on hunting for what seems like ages...then a covetor with a can out comes on scan...a named can..the holy grail for flippers that one... quick bump/flip sees a nice 5mil can of kernite in my possesion (im rich!!) covetor also buggers off without a word...unsure if its the norm but rage in local is becoming far to rare...still..figure i would wait timer out.. keep an eye on D..legion...named...dafuq...that could be intersting..check his history and he is around same age..this is more like it ;p.. legion lands and starts shooting..first few volleys see my shields disappear faster than the french ina war...but no matter...we shall not give in...its a freackin legion after all..orbit assumed and he is barely hitting me now..this is when i notice no points or webs are coming from him...strange...could he be to excited or incensed with rage? either way his armour is bleeding away far to quickly so im waiting for the armour reps to start....and wait... still waiting..he is in hull.... and boom...by this time im giggling like a school girl after hearing a dirty joke...give the guy a wave in local and check the km.... http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17680885 .. he came out...to save a 5mil can...with that...im not even sure what that is..props to the guy though for trying...
after this i decided to try and suicide my self for a lol kill...so out came the procuror...which if any1 has taken a gander at lately is feckin nails...nearly as much ehp as a shield cane..seeing a mining op going on with no orcas on scan i quickly warp to belt ...bm the nearest can.. take a quick glance at the swarm of drones..and warp off.. *fix banzai hat in place* CHARGE!...manage to grab a nice chunk of ore into the hold *handy that* locks start coming in....no one warp's off though always a nice sign...then the first one goes red... retriever right next to me (which is helpful as no prob mod makes this thing slower than asthmatic ant with a heavy bag of shopping) so web/scram goes on and out come my drones...he hits half shields quickly...then my overview goes red...metricf**kton of drones come pilling at me... hulks/covetors/mach's all aggroing..all out of range though *cunning buggers* mr retri u will have to do.. he hits armour as my sheilds start screaming at me... my armour disapears just behind his ..come on dcu we can pull it off! already aligned out waiting for the pop...something explodes and im warping... no waiting.. 11%hull left...check the kill log.. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14881500 typically by time i get into station and reship to try and catch the others they have gone to station themselves and refuse to come out.. (shock)
more to come as i seem to have a few targets to pick on...hopefully try to get more barge on barge km's ;p thanks for reading |
Savnire Jacitu
Hells Dragoons
17
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Posted - 2012.10.18 13:56:00 -
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Not really pirating but what ever.
I warp into three different astro fields and saw, three times in a row, afk miners being killed by rats. I was sad though...I didn't get to kill anything...just got to watch as they died. <corrupt> |
Krenalla
The Scope Gallente Federation
119
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Posted - 2012.10.23 11:57:00 -
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Where in gods name are these can miners ???? |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
190
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Posted - 2012.10.23 15:30:00 -
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I moved recently in Kheram (0.4), which is a lowsec-border system near Providence, to try something different.
On day I noticed quite a few ships on dscan : thanatos, navy scorp, legion. I dscan' them and found them... in a belt. Some guy was clearing the belts with that little fleet. And by "clearing", I mean "switching the legion for a salvaging coercer once the NPCs are all dead, including the fregates" (and it's not like you can find something else than fregates in a 0.4).
Sadly I hadnt move my PVP assets nearby so I was only in my little hawk (and I really doubt I could have killed that sutff solo anyway). I was on grid but they didnt try anything against me, and finally docked up.
One week later... The guys are back in the belts. I asked a few buddies around and finally found some interested pirates, that burned 30j to catch it (while saying "it must be a trap, nobody is that dumb"). Sadly the carrier docked up a mere ~30s before the trap was ready. Doh'.
2 days ago... I'm still in Kheram. I went afk 10mn and found that 1) the thanatos pilot is in local 2) 3 local pirates have a GCC. I hastly went to get my e-bushido falcon that was next door and proposed them my help. I didn't notice it during the fight, but it seems that the carrier pilot (well, the carriers pilots since he had a new toy) try to logoffski at some point.
Anyway, a few things are sure : - These were badly fit, especially the archon. - that guy left the area after this mess ehehe. - 2 carriers basically died from an amargeddon, a machariel and a sleipnir (I didnt do much and the other ships on the BR reship'd to get the pod).
Good fight. |
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