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Cats'Meow
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2011.09.15 08:21:00 -
[31] - Quote
Rhianna Ghost wrote:Cats'Meow wrote:
I think I just fell in love <3 /me purrs
Cat and Beagle? You're sure? But great story!
Why not.. my cat and my dog snuggle all the time, too |
ChromeStriker
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 11:41:00 -
[32] - Quote
Posting to follow! - Nulla Curas |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
5
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:31:00 -
[33] - Quote
Why isn't this a sticky anymore? |
BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
7
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:38:00 -
[34] - Quote
stickybump |
Ranger64511
Operational Detachment-Alpha The 0rphanage
5
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Posted - 2011.09.15 14:14:00 -
[35] - Quote
BuzzyBeagle wrote:So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones. I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red. I target/insta warp/scramble and follow. I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's
The following ensues.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there [ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime. [ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining. (i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield) [ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse. [ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!! [ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve? [ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$# [ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance. [ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole [ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro? [ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou [ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.
Amazing just amazing. Take my internet spaceship forum like. Join Us In the PEW PEW Operational Detachment-Alpha CEO |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
4
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Posted - 2011.09.15 14:46:00 -
[36] - Quote
BuzzyBeagle wrote:So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones. I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red. I target/insta warp/scramble and follow. I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's
The following ensues.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there [ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime. [ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining. (i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield) [ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse. [ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!! [ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve? [ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$# [ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance. [ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole [ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro? [ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou [ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.
Brilliant!
Makes me want to go and build a battlehulk of my own! I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
Ranger64511
Operational Detachment-Alpha The 0rphanage
6
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Posted - 2011.09.15 17:15:00 -
[37] - Quote
Cerisia wrote: Brilliant!
Makes me want to go and build a battlehulk of my own!
I know me too but I am wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to lazy to train up for a HULK hahaha. Got other plans for my toon and corporation. Join Us In the PEW PEW Operational Detachment-Alpha CEO |
Tah'ris Khlador
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
0
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Posted - 2011.09.15 17:36:00 -
[38] - Quote
This came about a day after the actual incident. The guy was missioning, I stole something, he shot and he died.
Sh*t List
From: Victim To: Tah'ris Khlador
Dont worry my friend, i do not forget. always look over your shoulder, be cautious. be warry. your day is coming. and it will not be plesant. you will see me again. welcome to hell.
Re: Sh*t List
From: Tah'ris Khlador To: Victim
"warry" is spelled with one r, and "plesant" is actually spelled "pleasant"
o/ Fly safe! |
Chaotic Panda
Xicron Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2011.09.16 01:08:00 -
[39] - Quote
Epic 303 Mil ransom:
n++[ 2011.07.14 07:30:16 ] Wylo > do i just loot the can? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:30:19 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah n++[ 2011.07.14 07:30:44 ] Wylo > okay lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:30:53 ] Chaotic Panda > can i see your fit while i'm at it? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:30:59 ] Wylo > sure n++[ 2011.07.14 07:31:19 ] Wylo > Spirit of Fire n++[ 2011.07.14 07:31:32 ] Wylo > damn i forgot my drones lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:31:41 ] Chaotic Panda > lol, yeah n++[ 2011.07.14 07:31:48 ] Chaotic Panda > Could i test on your BS or no? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:31:55 ] Wylo > works nice n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:00 ] Chaotic Panda > I'll pay extra of course n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:12 ] Wylo > ahh okay n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:23 ] Wylo > carfule tho i just bought the thing 5 min ago lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:28 ] Chaotic Panda > lol, keep going or nah on this one? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:31 ] Chaotic Panda > haha, ok n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:40 ] Chaotic Panda > i could easily kill you n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:47 ] Wylo > no thanks lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:50 ] Chaotic Panda > Lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:32:54 ] Chaotic Panda > Don't worry n++[ 2011.07.14 07:33:08 ] Chaotic Panda > I want to see it agaisnt the BS now lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:33:13 ] Chaotic Panda > I did pretty good on that n++[ 2011.07.14 07:33:18 ] Wylo > okay gimme a sec n++[ 2011.07.14 07:34:08 ] Chaotic Panda > When you warp in, make sure you give me a sec to get orbitting you n++[ 2011.07.14 07:34:14 ] Chaotic Panda > else i will have no chance n++[ 2011.07.14 07:34:35 ] Wylo > dude you seem pretty cool i judged you improporly, mind if you would help me out im a total noob lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:34:43 ] Chaotic Panda > Yeah, sure man n++[ 2011.07.14 07:34:45 ] Wylo > and yeah sure n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:09 ] Wylo > so a low sec pvpr eh? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:12 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:15 ] Chaotic Panda > When i can n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:22 ] Chaotic Panda > end up doing mostly highsec war decs n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:30 ] Wylo > that sounds badass n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:39 ] Chaotic Panda > It's fun n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:46 ] Chaotic Panda > And lucrative if you do it right n++[ 2011.07.14 07:38:57 ] Chaotic Panda > I got about 600 mil or so out of it n++[ 2011.07.14 07:39:08 ] Wylo > damnmn haha n++[ 2011.07.14 07:39:08 ] Chaotic Panda > last 2 weeks or so n++[ 2011.07.14 07:39:14 ] Chaotic Panda > How much isk you got? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:39:58 ] Wylo > about like 45 mil now n++[ 2011.07.14 07:40:03 ] Chaotic Panda > Not bad n++[ 2011.07.14 07:40:15 ] Chaotic Panda > Well, what's taking you so long? :P n++[ 2011.07.14 07:40:30 ] Wylo > sorry im fitting lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:40:50 ] Chaotic Panda > don't worry toomuch about it n++[ 2011.07.14 07:40:58 ] Wylo > okay n++[ 2011.07.14 07:41:45 ] Wylo > on my way n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:02 ] Chaotic Panda > oh damn lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:08 ] Wylo > damn your still kicking my ass lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:08 ] Chaotic Panda > no smart bombs! :P n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:20 ] Wylo > oh lol sorry dude n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:24 ] Chaotic Panda > can i see the fit? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:43:31 ] Wylo > of course n++[ 2011.07.14 07:44:07 ] Wylo > Wylo's Apocalypse n++[ 2011.07.14 07:44:29 ] Wylo > still not trained on Large turrets but in about 10 min i will be lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:44:32 ] Chaotic Panda > 40 mil or you lose your ship n++[ 2011.07.14 07:44:38 ] Chaotic Panda > sorry mate n++[ 2011.07.14 07:44:59 ] Wylo > seriously? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:03 ] Chaotic Panda > yeah, man n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:08 ] Chaotic Panda > A pirates like for me n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:30 ] Wylo > i hate you.....alright stop your ship n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:35 ] Chaotic Panda > no! n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:40 ] Chaotic Panda > If i stop i get nailed lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:43 ] Chaotic Panda > 30 seconds to pay n++[ 2011.07.14 07:45:48 ] Chaotic Panda > or you lose your ship n++[ 2011.07.14 07:46:22 ] Chaotic Panda > 3 mil? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:46:24 ] Wylo > oh **** forgot a zero n++[ 2011.07.14 07:46:36 ] Chaotic Panda > and it's a 3 n++[ 2011.07.14 07:46:39 ] Chaotic Panda > not a four n++[ 2011.07.14 07:46:47 ] Wylo > sorry man n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:01 ] Chaotic Panda > Don't be sorry, i'm not losing my ship n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:11 ] Chaotic Panda > uhm n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:14 ] Chaotic Panda > that was 300 n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:16 ] Wylo > shitt! n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:35 ] Chaotic Panda > You lied to me? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:47:44 ] Wylo > this might sound dumb bit can i have my money back? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:48:23 ] Chaotic Panda > No n++[ 2011.07.14 07:48:30 ] Chaotic Panda > But you're free to have your loot n++[ 2011.07.14 07:48:41 ] Chaotic Panda > you have 5 mins to get it before i take it or blow it up though n++[ 2011.07.14 07:48:59 ] Wylo > just take it i dont give a **** n++[ 2011.07.14 07:49:04 ] Chaotic Panda > popped n++[ 2011.07.14 07:49:10 ] Chaotic Panda > are you drunk man? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:49:27 ] Wylo > no dude im pissed n++[ 2011.07.14 07:49:47 ] Chaotic Panda > I thought you only had 45 n++[ 2011.07.14 07:49:53 ] Chaotic Panda > What happened to that? n++[ 2011.07.14 07:50:26 ] Wylo > i did have 45, i sold a plex while i was refitting n++[ 2011.07.14 07:50:31 ] Chaotic Panda > Ah, ok n++[ 2011.07.14 07:50:39 ] Chaotic Panda > What ever you do, don't add to my bounty n++[ 2011.07.14 07:50:49 ] Chaotic Panda > trying to keep that low as i can lol n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:05 ] Wylo > dude i could care less you already got all my money n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:23 ] Chaotic Panda > That's no good man n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:26 ] Chaotic Panda > Gotta be more careful n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:39 ] Chaotic Panda > anyways, fly safe n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:41 ] Chaotic Panda > o/ n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:42 ] Wylo > whatever man n++[ 2011.07.14 07:51:51 ] Wylo > **** you |
Chaotic Panda
Xicron Syndicate
1
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Posted - 2011.09.16 02:20:00 -
[40] - Quote
I've got one where I made Crushall Self-Destruct his ship, should I post that too, or nah? |
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WatsonMayte
Patriots and Tyrants Arcis Patriae Tyranni
2
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Posted - 2011.09.16 03:27:00 -
[41] - Quote
You should post about how your Corp dropped alliance after your 10 man fleet lost to our 3 man fleet That's a story I would like to hear. But yeah also post the self destruct story. Read Me |
Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
17
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Posted - 2011.09.16 05:53:00 -
[42] - Quote
WatsonMayte wrote:You should post about how your Corp dropped alliance after your 10 man fleet lost to our 3 man fleet That's a story I would like to hear. But yeah also post the self destruct story.
lol was that the self destruct dude? I will post the local chat log when i am back on my rig. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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WatsonMayte
Patriots and Tyrants Arcis Patriae Tyranni
2
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Posted - 2011.09.16 05:57:00 -
[43] - Quote
No this is a different guy they decked us then lost the first fight to us within about 15 mins of it ending they left the alliance. But that self destruct guy was hella mad lol Read Me |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
10
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Posted - 2011.09.16 06:15:00 -
[44] - Quote
BuzzyBeagle wrote:So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones. I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red. I target/insta warp/scramble and follow. I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's
The following ensues.
[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there [ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime. [ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK? [ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining. (i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield) [ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse. [ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!! [ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve? [ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$# [ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance. [ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole [ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro? [ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou [ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndWUlntJ58U
He should probably go watch this video (It's pretty old, though, I think pre-NOS/pre-WCS nerf--still, a classic!)
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Naburi NasNaburi
Rens Nursing Home
4
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Posted - 2011.09.16 06:38:00 -
[45] - Quote
This was a first timer for me and we still laugh about it.
We have 2 alts in our corp who mine Ice while we do "the more important" stuff. I guess someone had an eye on those alts and figured they are mining semi AFK.
This someone with his 6 man corp war decs us and we were more than happy about it
Fast forward 2 days this 6 man corp is now a 2 man corp and then a 1 man corp just before downtime. I checked battleclinic to see where he might be hunting and jumped to that system right after server-up.
There he was, at the gate.... but why was he just a pilot with bad standing? I thought we were at war ?
I checked his profile and there was the answer: he had disbanded his corp and was back in an NPC corp......
I convoed him to find out what happend *snickers*
To sum it down: We thought you guys were miners / carebears. And when my corp mates found out that you are not, they left the corp. I was all alone in the end and I knew I cant win that war. Btw.. can I join your corp and learn some pvp ?
Seems like we killed a corp without firing a single bullet. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
10
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Posted - 2011.09.16 07:14:00 -
[46] - Quote
Beware the mining-bait dual web/dual-neut Exqueror with a well-trained drone-***** at the helm:
So there I was in Hek, looking for some unlicensed ore-containers to confiscate for great justice, when I happened upon this aforesaid Exqueror.
Flipped the can, he does nothing. I mosey on up to him, give him a friendly bump, only to find myself instantly locked, and he starts blinking red--I saw no sensor-booster effect, so maybe a Passive Targeter?
Anyway, fight's on! Woot! I are kyute space-kitteh, gettin ur kill-mail!
Um. Not so fast--the next effect I saw was the neuting lightning-thingy one.
I set my orbit, only to have my speed reduced to about 100m/s. With an overheated AB....Dual webs...ummmm..."Lolwut?"
Followed in about 30s with "The capacitor...is empty." I'd been plonking away at him, but had hardly scratched his armour...Plated: Uummmm..."Derp?"
Then, out come the Warrior IIs..."Ooooooh, (f-word), -1 Rifter, soon-ish," thinks I, and so it was in short order (there's a reason those little buggers are the frigate-pilot's worst nightmare).
Me in local: Lol, nice bait :) Him: gf Me: gf
So, I gotta say, props to that guy, he's doinitrite
(And he, unlike our rather emotive flipper above, probably did watch that video)
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Xuse Senna
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2011.09.16 07:27:00 -
[47] - Quote
Some nice stories, that guy with 303mil ransom, What was he flying? |
Chaotic Panda
Xicron Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2011.09.16 12:06:00 -
[48] - Quote
Lol it was only an apocalypse or an armageddon. And the alliance we dropped out of? Lol, we started with some friends and the founders left, so we did too. Obviously not much to stick around for as you can see. :P |
Lakshata Chawla
Aetherial Blade Blazing Angels Alliance
1
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Posted - 2011.09.16 13:19:00 -
[49] - Quote
Heh Panda, the post earlier reminds me of what you did to me, good times. Luckily I only lost a drake, how is Xicron lately. |
Chaotic Panda
Xicron Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2011.09.16 14:25:00 -
[50] - Quote
LOL, it was exactly what I did to you. You are one of the lucky ones. Some lose navy BSs. :P and Xicron is currently in transit, going with our own leadership for the time being. :) |
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Xuse Senna
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2011.09.16 15:24:00 -
[51] - Quote
I'm shocked anyone falls for this stuff.... |
Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
17
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Posted - 2011.09.17 09:31:00 -
[52] - Quote
Today a Narwhal flipped my can....
I was shocked to see a Duck here, I have no delusions about what I do... I am an asshat, but to see a duck do the same surprised me.
Anyway engaged and his ship was stabbed.
So that is where i left and went on with my marry way, and here he comes back in a Drake. Awesome i thought, he's an older player so i will get my drake. Knowing I would probly die I engaged.
He went down like a sack of shyte, unfortunately my web and disruptor was not enough to keep him from burning out of range and warping away just as he hit armor.
Today I Missed out on a kill from a running duck...
A side note... I thought the Narwhal's were your more upstanding Alliance, or i am mistaken since they seem to flip cans as well? I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Chitsa Jason
Bite me inc. Narwhals Ate My Duck
12
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Posted - 2011.09.19 11:58:00 -
[53] - Quote
We have no rules of engagement. Everyone in the alliance is free to engage in PVP as they see fit. |
Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
17
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Posted - 2011.09.19 12:37:00 -
[54] - Quote
Chitsa Jason wrote:We have no rules of engagement. Everyone in the alliance is free to engage in PVP as they see fit.
ah ok... I like you guys, in a fondling rubbing kind of way. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Xuse Senna
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2011.09.23 13:49:00 -
[55] - Quote
Bump, Should this not be sticky'ed? |
BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
17
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Posted - 2011.09.23 15:00:00 -
[56] - Quote
Xuse Senna wrote:Bump, Should this not be sticky'ed?
agreed. a sticky would provide more exposure to an already epic thread
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MisterNick
The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance
4
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Posted - 2011.09.23 16:56:00 -
[57] - Quote
I asked for it to be stickied on the previous page, and they actually did it - for about a day :( "Fools! I'll show them all!"
What do you mean that one's already taken? |
Tah'ris Khlador
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
1
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Posted - 2011.09.24 06:49:00 -
[58] - Quote
This was by far the best tears and ransom story I've had.
Megathron Navy Issue was doing an anomaly. I looted some of the junk wrecks. He came back and tried to snipe me from 100km.
Local Chat Victim > it's quiet. to quiet Tah'ris Khlador > Not enough tears :( Victim > lol Victim > it's a trap Victim > ahh! Victim > it's him Tah'ris Khlador > itsa me amario! Victim > hmmm Victim > stel from me eh? Victim > you'll pay Victim > eventually Tah'ris Khlador > lol Victim > rifter picks on the BS eh? Tah'ris Khlador > its true. I am a mouse to an elephant Victim > i'll pay isk if u lot eave Tah'ris Khlador > lol Victim > 100 mill Victim > pleae Tah'ris Khlador > but they're my friends Victim > just don't kill me ship Victim > iam begging local bystander > hmm....i would ask 200m local bystander > :p local bystander > tyvm corp member > ? Tah'ris Khlador > ?? Tah'ris Khlador > lmao local bystander > i said 200m
(Turns out the victim started sending money to random people before we'd even opened a conversation. One lucky local got 100 mil. He sent a corpmate 10 mil, and he sent me 120 mil.)
Private Chat Tah'ris Khlador > link your fit and we can come up with a deal lol Victim > call everyone off and ill hand over all my isk Victim > 177 908 718.47 isk Tah'ris Khlador > sorry, your ship is worth twice that Victim > it's all i gto! Victim > it's all i ahev please! Victim > i'll do anything! Victim > anthing! Tah'ris Khlador > you can eject lol or contract me another ship worth a bit Victim > i'll give u al my remaing ships at (system)! Victim > just don't kill this one Tah'ris Khlador > what are those? Victim > (list of ship names totally about 140 mil) Victim > plus whats on them Victim > and evry thing in the hanger Victim > just everything in my possesion Victim > (list of possessions in hanger totaling about 20 mil) Victim > including everythong else Victim > i swear i'll hand over everything Tah'ris Khlador > make a contract right now Tah'ris Khlador > i can view it all on there Victim > i require only 10k Victim > it's everything i have Victim > please just let me go Tah'ris Khlador > reviewing Victim > it's all worth more than what i have here Victim > please iam begging you Victim > just take it all Tah'ris Khlador > you're free Tah'ris Khlador > fly safer Victim > thank you
(Victim warps to a stargate)
Victim > lol. sucker Victim > i got better stuff than that
(I take up the chase)
Victim > alright i kid Victim > not really Victim > i really am broke Victim > plese i lied! Victim > just go away! Victim > i'll give you whats at (another system) Victim > just leave me!
(Victim makes it to a station and closes the private chat)
Local Chat Tah'ris Khlador > (victim) you owe me I think. Victim > why? Victim > your not getting any thing else form me Tah'ris Khlador > "lol. sucker" Tah'ris Khlador > "i got better stuff than that" Tah'ris Khlador > "plese i lied!" Tah'ris Khlador > "just go away!" Tah'ris Khlador > "i'll give you whats at (other system)" Victim > yeah i lied Victim > like i really was Tah'ris Khlador > See, you lied to me. I don't like liars. Victim > so Victim > all i have to do is sit here Tah'ris Khlador > You're in a merc corp right? Tah'ris Khlador > Because I like war decs. Victim > so Victim > ummmm Victim > k Victim > so we only got 4 of us Tah'ris Khlador > We've decked 2 man corps for lesser crimes. Tah'ris Khlador > And at least they didn't lie. Victim > and if i don't hand over this Gallente Alpha Nexus Chip ur ganna war deck Tah'ris Khlador > That's a start. Victim > here have the tech 2 stuuf Victim > hand over 10k and u get the tech 2 stuff Victim > plus the chip Tah'ris Khlador > I feel like I can't trust you, since you lied to me. Tah'ris Khlador > So here's whats gonna happen. Victim > now i belive we are finished Victim > (sigh) Tah'ris Khlador > I'm going to leave, and you're not gonna be dumb in (system) again. Victim > ...... Tah'ris Khlador > You sent 100 mil to someone not involved in the whole d*mn thing, and that's a 100 mil I don't get. Tah'ris Khlador > You lie to me again, or show up in (system) really, and I'll find a way to pop you. Tah'ris Khlador > Cheers
(I warp to the stargate, making to leave)
Victim > (grumble) Victim > i'll have more money next week at least
(O'rly?!)
Tah'ris Khlador > send me another 50 mil in a week and I'll forgive it all. Victim > i won't have 500mill next week!
(Added with standing and notification)
Tah'ris Khlador > Until then, you've got a notice that I've added you to keep an eye on you. Tah'ris Khlador > I said 50, not 500 lol Victim > oh Victim > 50 then Victim > i was ganna say 500 mills a bit far fechetched Tah'ris Khlador > Remember, 1 week. Victim > ................. Victim > deal |
foksieloy
Rockets ponies and rainbows
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Posted - 2011.09.25 07:33:00 -
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That was wonderful. :) Disclaimer: I do not actually play this game, I just forum warrior. |
Xuse Senna
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.25 13:53:00 -
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Great Stuff, Now where is that Sticky? xD C&P,-á The Only Forum worth reading ^_^ |
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