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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:31:00 -
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First off, no, this isn't one of my paid whines.
But as Ambulation slowly ambles approaches, there is one thing that I demand, and demand it loudly. I have envisioned doing this since the beginning of EVE and when I realized one had the ability to collect one's own corps.
I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
Because it would scare the **** out of anyone that was interested in ******* with me. Envision this scenario:
Someone wants to do business with me, but has heard that I don't take kindly to being ripped off. He comes to see me in person to complete the transaction. He enters the room to find me sitting at the head of it. What am I sitting on, however? A flash-frozen corpse of myself. My bones have been broken appropriately to facilitate a chair-like shape, and my corpse's neck has been snapped to facilitate easy and comfortable reclining. It's face is contorted in a desperate howl that would accompany one's sudden exposure to vacuum. And I'm comfortably lounging in it, sipping a glass of spiced wine.
Now, you really want to make sure I get a fair deal, don't you? ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Sylvia Lafayette
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:33:00 -
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Tarminic=win!
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cal nereus
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:35:00 -
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All hail Tarminic. ---
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic First off, no, this isn't one of my paid whines.
But as Ambulation slowly ambles approaches, there is one thing that I demand, and demand it loudly. I have envisioned doing this since the beginning of EVE and when I realized one had the ability to collect one's own corps.
I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
Because it would scare the **** out of anyone that was interested in ******* with me. Envision this scenario:
Someone wants to do business with me, but has heard that I don't take kindly to being ripped off. He comes to see me in person to complete the transaction. He enters the room to find me sitting at the head of it. What am I sitting on, however? A flash-frozen corpse of myself. My bones have been broken appropriately to facilitate a chair-like shape, and my corpse's neck has been snapped to facilitate easy and comfortable reclining. It's face is contorted in a desperate howl that would accompany one's sudden exposure to vacuum. And I'm comfortably lounging in it, sipping a glass of spiced wine.
Now, you really want to make sure I get a fair deal, don't you?
I would!
Anyone who is able to ruin his own body in this manner, would be very up up to ruin his wallet in the same fashion!
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Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:41:00 -
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Someone who gets killed enough to make furniture of his spacely remains wouldn't be that intimidating, really. Having a meeting with someone sitting on a throne of my own corpses, though... Now that would be slightly spooky.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Larg Kellein Someone who gets killed enough to make furniture of his spacely remains wouldn't be that intimidating, really. Having a meeting with someone sitting on a throne of my own corpses, though... Now that would be slightly spooky.
Think about how I would have to obtain my corpses if they were originally in the hands of my killer. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Sylvia Lafayette
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Larg Kellein Someone who gets killed enough to make furniture of his spacely remains wouldn't be that intimidating, really. Having a meeting with someone sitting on a throne of my own corpses, though... Now that would be slightly spooky.
Think about how I would have to obtain my corpses if they were originally in the hands of my killer.
put your killers heads on the wall
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Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Larg Kellein Someone who gets killed enough to make furniture of his spacely remains wouldn't be that intimidating, really. Having a meeting with someone sitting on a throne of my own corpses, though... Now that would be slightly spooky.
Think about how I would have to obtain my corpses if they were originally in the hands of my killer.
Pay the corpse ransom? Still not shaking with fear here. Hehe
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.10 19:56:00 -
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If you get a throne of corpses, I want Throne of Bone
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:00:00 -
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Realistically, I doubt CCP will put that suggested feature in.
Great idea, albeit very morbid. -
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Mr Friendly
That it Should Come to This Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:03:00 -
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Tarminic, I wouldn't be scared at all; I'd think you were incredibly emo and prone to killing your self when the deal went against you.
In fact, I'd specifically bargain for small portable items so that when you went emo and offed yourself, I'd pick up the item and profit.
Much better, imo, would be a throne of other people's corpses. I'm sure many of us have a decent corpse collection. __________________________________________________
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Friendly Tarminic, I wouldn't be scared at all; I'd think you were incredibly emo and prone to killing your self when the deal went against you.
In fact, I'd specifically bargain for small portable items so that when you went emo and offed yourself, I'd pick up the item and profit.
Much better, imo, would be a throne of other people's corpses. I'm sure many of us have a decent corpse collection.
I guess that would work too...
/wrist ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
clone 1
Laughing Leprechauns Corporation
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:10:00 -
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You could have your throne in a room like this
The Bone Chapel
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Jowen Datloran
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:29:00 -
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So if a buisness deal doesn't go your way you... kill your self? I certainly would think twice before doing buisness with that kind of guy. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute |
Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:34:00 -
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tarminic has read 'use of weapons'
it is a kick in the stomach
eh, and lemons
------------- 'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein ------------ |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Gloria Stitz tarminic has read 'use of weapons'
it is a kick in the stomach
eh, and lemons
Actually, I haven't. Good book? ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:46:00 -
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I have a feature to demand too.
I demand that the trousers of my avatar be proportioned in such a way that it accurately reflects my massive epeen. In fact, my avatar should also have an optional wheelbarrow that I can push along in front of my to cart my massive balls.
People should be able to look at my and goggle.
/me saunters into the station's bar. //other person asks me what's in the wheelbarrow. /me hollers "MY MASSIVE BALLS!"
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Shiner BockBeer
Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:48:00 -
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Ooooo, preeeeety!
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Sylvia Lafayette
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:48:00 -
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Edited by: Sylvia Lafayette on 10/11/2007 20:48:23 ok I know that people want to be able to head hunt... but if curzon dax's idea got implemented.... we would see the birth of e-peen hunters
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Gloria Stitz tarminic has read 'use of weapons'
it is a kick in the stomach
eh, and lemons
Actually, I haven't. Good book?
iain m banks - read them all, 'player of games' and 'use of weapons' are the best ------------- 'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein ------------ |
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gloria Stitz
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Gloria Stitz tarminic has read 'use of weapons'
it is a kick in the stomach
eh, and lemons
Actually, I haven't. Good book?
iain m banks - read them all, 'player of games' and 'use of weapons' are the best
I'll check them out, I've been wanting some new reading material actually. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Terail Zoqial
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Posted - 2007.11.10 21:05:00 -
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mmm, would be nice if you could do something with your corpses, a throne would freaking rawk.
It would smell a bit though.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.10 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Terail Zoqial It would smell a bit though.
I think a corpse exposed to vacuum + solar radiation for a long amount of time wouldn't really stink that much. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Morhon
Amarr Aegis Starship Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.11.10 21:20:00 -
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Brilliant! Does my bum look big in this cape? |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.11 00:58:00 -
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Good post
SKUNK
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.11.11 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
So... you want to sit on your own face?
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Major Stormer
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.11 01:12:00 -
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I want my office to be built out of the dried blood of my enemies. I should have just enought left over for a new shopping centre. Yo, sig it! |
Kimiko Kurosawa
The Krugerrand Groupies
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Posted - 2007.11.11 01:51:00 -
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Edited by: Kimiko Kurosawa on 11/11/2007 01:53:01
Originally by: Gloria Stitz tarminic has read 'use of weapons'
it is a kick in the stomach
eh, and lemons
Aieee! You've given the ending away!
Oh and if Tarmibabes gets his throne, can I have one made of exotic dancers? Held togther with 'dairy products'? Pweease?
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Mathias Zealot
MAIDS Antesignani Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:13:00 -
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Shouldn't you be posting in pink? --- "Come back with your shield, or on it."
Originally by: soulkiller3 Can you keep posting pics i need a better FPS
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Agnar Koladrov
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic <snip> A flash-frozen corpse of myself. <snip>
Impressive! To sit on a Fl'a'sh-frozen corps
Sry, couldn't resist, guess it is the breeeee ________________________________________________
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Morn Judith
Caldari Incognito Inc
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
Thank you! New sig quote!
Originally by: Tarminic
I WANT A THRONE MADE OF MY OWN CORPSES.
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Dutch Cupcake
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:34:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor If you get a throne of corpses, I want Throne of Bone
Skulls for the skull throne?
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Adunh Slavy
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:36:00 -
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Another thread in features and ideas wants fuzzy friendly pets, so how about we combine these two? That way you can have a friendly pet, and after he dies, make a foot stool out of him.
-AS
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Skraeling Shortbus
Caldari The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.11.11 03:49:00 -
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Tarm why not sell chairs made of yourself and advertise it as being able to sit on tarms face for XX million isk.
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