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limpyloo
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Posted - 2007.11.26 11:36:00 -
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If anyone hasn't seen the other MMO's advert starring Mr T. and William Shatner it is Here
it got me thinking, what ships/characters would famous people be in eve?
E.g Adam Sandler be an amarr ship for the comedy.
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Eulalinda
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.26 11:50:00 -
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Edited by: Eulalinda on 26/11/2007 11:51:53 George Bush would be a super-passive-tanking Drake who tanks lots and lots of damage. Maybe he'd have a lone gang for sending other fleet members to their deaths while quietly producing very little output himself.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.26 11:56:00 -
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Oh i got to bring out my old favourite bad accent famous person
"Hellooou! Aaa am Aanold Swarzthchenegger! And aa am an minmaatar BAAATTLEship pailot! Aa flai around in diip spaice and blow things ap with maa bigkillaaallthingsnow guns! Aa am Aanold Schrwanegeer, aa am a BAATTLEship pailot, wats jooor geim!"
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Dark Flare
Caldari StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.11.26 11:57:00 -
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Angelina Jolie.
Wearing something you would see a Gallente woman in.
By which I mean nothing.
Ooh yes.
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Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2007.11.26 12:03:00 -
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darn now people know why i love being gallente
cant wait for walking in stations =D
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.11.26 12:05:00 -
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Dominix, Mika, big girls, you are beautiful! Sig removed for the third time, inappropriate content. Sig Locked. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
General StarScream
THE DECEPTIC0NS
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Posted - 2007.11.26 12:34:00 -
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im kinda famuse
i invented the codd ham sandwich Sig Removed. Dont use inappropriate language in sigs -Kaemonn |
Culmen
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:12:00 -
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Keanu Reeves - Vagabond "How'd you do that?" "Do what?" "You moved like they do, I've never seen a man move that fast before"
Tiger Woods - Malediction with an Autocannon Khanid = Caldari + Amarr = Sorta Japanese/Asian + white minmatar always seem more african so a khanid ship with a minmatar weapon = tiger woods
Stephen Hawkin - Makinaw admit it, he could ice mine just as well as anyone in the game
and what interweb thingy would be complete without...
Chuck Norris- Modified Polaris Ship with a doomsday device that needs no fuel, can be instantly refired and is renamed "round house kick" _____________________________________________________
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/11/2007 13:14:32 Bah, Chuck Norris flies around in a POD. Why? Because; A: He can. B: He wants to and C: POD means Pringer Of Death.
Chuck Norris DOES not care about misspeeling.
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:22:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 26/11/2007 13:23:21 Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
EDIT: man, can you imagine if that guy ever showed up on teamspeak? Damn... - The game is not the problem. The problem is that you are not adapting to the game.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher Edited by: Stitcher on 26/11/2007 13:23:21 Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
EDIT: man, can you imagine if that guy ever showed up on teamspeak? Damn...
There are motherflarning noobs in this motherflarning fleet!
Ofcourse he may or amy not say "flarning"
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
It turned out to be false. -----
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d026
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS.... R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:55:00 -
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they should do advertisement with me. im rich sexy and famous :)
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Diehard Si
UK1 Zero
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Posted - 2007.11.26 13:57:00 -
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Gordon Brown would be a ragnarok.
Big and ugly as hell, and everything he seems to touch gets destroyed. --------------------------------------
Lets face it, people that use the word 'noob' are blatantly either 12 or with more friends on the internet than in real life! |
Joe
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.26 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Originally by: Stitcher Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
It turned out to be false.
Nice try Mr Jackson, I see your still trying to kill the rumor.
Pe0w |
Maxpie
Cross Roads
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:17:00 -
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Abe Vigoda, reprising his role as Tessio in The Godfather. When you are about to pod him he asks you to let him go, "for old time's sake."
OJ Simpson, he has a -10 sec rating but is always able to outrun Concorde
Paris Hilton, Intelligence 1, Charisma 1, Perception 1, Memory 1, Willpower 1
Barry Bonds, buying boosters faster than they can be made
Hillary Clinton, she marries Chribba then somehow thinks that qualifies her to run the Amarrian Empire.
He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He made us... say lies... do things. |
Naran Darkmood
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/11/2007 11:59:43 Oh i got to bring out my old favourite bad accent famous person
"Hellooou! Aaa am Aanold Swarzthchenegger! And aa am an minmaatar BAAATTLEship pailot! Aa flai around in diip spaice and blow things ap with maa bigkillaaallthingsnau guns! Aa am Aanold Schrwanegeer, aa am a BAATTLEship pailot, wats jooor geim!"
It's more: Faction ship exploding with lots of faction/DS gear dropping and a voice on vent: "I'll be baack"
Originally by: jongalt perhaps PvP is to be taken literally? Player vs. Player (no plural, but quite the Singular) instead of AvA (alliance vs. alliance), or CvC (corp vs corp).
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Riga Mortiss
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:29:00 -
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Ron Jeremy ... flying the Maelstrom. Why? it's the longest battleship in the game, has great staying power, and makes noobs cry.
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Nito Musashi
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:42:00 -
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i would think ron jeremy would be a thorax guy.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:49:00 -
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Peter Griffin wants to fly a titan.
These forums are FUBAR, upgrade this decade! |
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Steppa
Gallente Incognito Inc
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Posted - 2007.11.26 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Eulalinda Edited by: Eulalinda on 26/11/2007 12:06:29 George Bush would be a super-passive-tanking Drake that absorbs massive amounts of political damage. Maybe he'd have a lone gang mod for sending other fleet members to their deaths while quietly producing very little output himself.
Wow. It only took fourteen minutes for someone to crawl out of the woodwork with a political attack.
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Duncan Bannatyne
BioDyne Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Steppa
Originally by: Eulalinda Edited by: Eulalinda on 26/11/2007 12:06:29 George Bush would be a super-passive-tanking Drake that absorbs massive amounts of political damage. Maybe he'd have a lone gang mod for sending other fleet members to their deaths while quietly producing very little output himself.
Wow. It only took fourteen minutes for someone to crawl out of the woodwork with a political attack.
We have found Mr Bush..
Sorry, the spelling is way to correct for the above to be true, let me refraze.
We have found the first american George W Bush fanboi! Duncan Bannatyne
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Originally by: Stitcher Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
It turned out to be false.
Joshua Foirtrain is secretly Sam Jackson.
Or maybe it's the other way around.
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:21:00 -
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How odd you mention it. I was in my car this morning on the 3.5 minute drive to work and wondered to myself if any celebrity figures played Eve.
I'm willing to bet that the 80-90's tvshow comedians that do the NACA circuit these days (Dustin Diamond, Mr. Belding. Bob Saget -- All pretty much losers IRL. OMFG I have a story about each one, but that's another post) are BIG mmo players.
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Cipher7
VersaTech Interstellar Ltd. SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:24:00 -
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Next we're gonna see "comparisons" between WoW and Eve like the Apple commercial.
Hi I'm WoW ...and I'm Eve..ooh hold on someone's trying to steal my can... Are you alright Eve? You look a little pale. Yeah its okay my can just got flipped. You know how it goes. No, actually I don't, theres no can flipping in WoW. I gotta go, my user just hit CTRL-Q. /commercial ends
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher7
Next we're gonna see "comparisons" between WoW and Eve like the Apple commercial.
Hi I'm WoW ...and I'm Eve..ooh hold on someone's trying to steal my can... Are you alright Eve? You look a little pale. Yeah its okay my can just got flipped. You know how it goes. No, actually I don't, theres no can flipping in WoW. I gotta go, my user just hit CTRL-Q. /commercial ends
Eve: Hi I'm Eve Online. Eve:WoW? Hey Wow come on we have a commercial to do- To audience: Sorry WoW: (offscreen) Hold on- I had to buy the new version and install it. Eve: Oh-- well I'm actually already in my game Wow: That's pretty neat. Are you on a quest? Eve: No, actually I'm dominating an entire regional conflict with a superweapon that just rolled off the line after 8 months of careful planning and research. What do you have going on? Wow: (Still offscreen) Once I install the upgrade, I'll be able to ride on a dragon after 8 months of play. Eve: Oh that's cool. We have Sam Jackson.
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KadaEl
RONA Midgard Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:59:00 -
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Edited by: KadaEl on 26/11/2007 16:59:22
Originally by: Snake Doctor
Originally by: Cipher7
Next we're gonna see "comparisons" between WoW and Eve like the Apple commercial.
Hi I'm WoW ...and I'm Eve..ooh hold on someone's trying to steal my can... Are you alright Eve? You look a little pale. Yeah its okay my can just got flipped. You know how it goes. No, actually I don't, theres no can flipping in WoW. I gotta go, my user just hit CTRL-Q. /commercial ends
Eve: Hi I'm Eve Online. Eve:WoW? Hey Wow come on we have a commercial to do- To audience: Sorry WoW: (offscreen) Hold on- I had to buy the new version and install it. Eve: Oh-- well I'm actually already in my game Wow: That's pretty neat. Are you on a quest? Eve: No, actually I'm dominating an entire regional conflict with a superweapon that just rolled off the line after 8 months of careful planning and research. What do you have going on? Wow: (Still offscreen) Once I install the upgrade, I'll be able to ride on a dragon after 8 months of play. Eve: Oh that's cool. We have Sam Jackson.
I think you have something there, the last line really does it.
Though, I imagine Sam Jackson sitting in a smartbombing mothership in low-sec: Guy 1: Oh man, you totally just griefed those poor noobs - you really think they deserve that? S.J : "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL"
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KadaEl RONA Midgard Academy Teaching the world of tomorrow |
Shaemell Buttleson
Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.11.26 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/11/2007 11:59:43 Oh i got to bring out my old favourite bad accent famous person
"Hellooou! Aaa am Aanold Swarzthchenegger! And aa am an minmaatar BAAATTLEship pailot! Aa flai around in diip spaice and blow things ap with maa bigkillaaallthingsnau guns! Aa am Aanold Schrwanegeer, aa am a BAATTLEship pailot, wats jooor geim!"
Arnie would just be an annoying alt who after being popped a couple of hundred times would enter local once more with the words "I'm back"
*snip* Do not use your signature to troll or insult other EVE players *snip - I somehow doubt Rauth put that :) Cortes* -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected]) |
Caine Azuris
Gallente Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.26 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Wendat Huron Peter Griffin wants to fly a titan.
Excersise is good mkay! ------------
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.11.26 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Originally by: Stitcher Wasn't there a rumour that Samuel L. Jackson plays this game?
It turned out to be false.
no snakes one a shuttle
Originally by: Illyria Ambri No matter how you want to say it.. it always sounds like
*frog clearing throat* "Ve zurrendur, dunt schuut"
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