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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2012.02.06 19:18:00 -
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Amazing news reaches Gutter Press that renowned entrepreneur Darmad Cirshan, the son of Noble Appliances CEO Sadmur Cirshan and the primary architect of the Noble Exchange, has died in what may be Questionable Circumstances!
Incredible!
Gutter Press was informed of this by an informant, and we set about making enquiries. The Noble Appliances corporation is seemingly operating a media blackout on this matter! Their top representative at their Nordar system headquarters station, a man by the name of Gimit Jenina had this to say: "IGÇÖm sorry pilot, but you do not have the required standings"
Astonishing!
It would appear that perhaps only our colleagues in journalism at Amarr Certified News would be able to provide more on this story!
Reactions to this shocking development were mixed:
"Perhaps he choked on a monocle" said one pilot, who did not have a monocle.
"I am appalled. Where will I get my fabulous shoes now?" asked a different pilot, who was outfitted in what would appear to be everything the Noble Exchange offers.
"My thoughts are with his family" said a third pilot.
Gutter Press will bring you more on this story, if and when we find anything! Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |
Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2012.02.06 21:14:00 -
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I told him ages ago to find a star to jettison himself into. I hope he took the advice. |
Esna Pitoojee
The Peerage
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Posted - 2012.02.07 04:54:00 -
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...can we actually confirm this guy is dead or not? |
Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2012.02.07 06:24:00 -
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Esna Pitoojee wrote:...can we actually confirm this guy is dead or not?
Possibly Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:08:00 -
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What a sad sad development. And here I was just about to order a pair of Achura designer jeans through the NeX. I hear wearing those justifies any action. Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook-á |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
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Posted - 2012.02.08 18:37:00 -
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Wait, a legit Gutter Press article? What is this galaxy coming to?! Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2012.02.08 19:19:00 -
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Well, as we all know, the fashion industry is not only sordid, but also cutthroat. I once had a contract with a modeling agency, which in turn led to a contract with a design house. The amount of model vs. model and designer vs. designer sabotage and trickery was hard to believe. And the convoluted amorous connections going between models, agents, designers, buyers.... And the scrabbling for money.... (Fashion people have expensive tastes and do not at all like to live poorly). Definitely an environment of powerful ambitions and strong emotions. Who knows how many people a successful NeX entrepreneur may have offended along the way.... |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.02.09 04:59:00 -
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I see that he may well have followed my...errrm...friendly advice to go stand next to an improperly-shielded fission-reactor, and wait till the vomiting started.
At least, I hope he did. I are kyute kitten! I are in ur mishun! Redoosin' teh lag by ninja'ing ur wrekz! (CCP: Make wrecks probable, and after 30min., tractorable.) |
Mikkel Lybecker
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2012.02.09 06:24:00 -
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Oh well, explains why he never replied to my open letter or any of my emails on the laughably crap selection of garments in the store. Hopefully someone takes his place and I can finally get some decent fashionable clothes ordered in that don't look like some monstrosity from several decades ago. It's almost as if the clothes designers are stranded on some remote inhospitable island in the middle of nowhere, on some obscure planet where good fashion sense doesn't penetrate. |
Velarra
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2012.02.09 16:12:00 -
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Now this is such lovely news of retroactive CSPA inbox taxation. It would be so nice to know how dearest Sadmur is doing and if Darmad had any next of kin who were not dealt with by the house cleaning staff. |
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Graelyn
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2012.02.10 07:35:00 -
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Petrus Blackshell wrote:Wait, a legit Gutter Press article? What is this galaxy coming to?!
These are Dark Times.
+ Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Kithrus
Defensores Fidei Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.10 07:48:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:Petrus Blackshell wrote:Wait, a legit Gutter Press article? What is this galaxy coming to?! These are Dark Times.
Indeed, instead of just reading the tabloids and saying to myself 'whatever is here just think the opposite' I have to accurately look things up actively.
This is a disaster! |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.02.10 23:24:00 -
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Kithrus wrote:Graelyn wrote:Petrus Blackshell wrote:Wait, a legit Gutter Press article? What is this galaxy coming to?! These are Dark Times. Indeed, instead of just reading the tabloids and saying to myself 'whatever is here just think the opposite' I have to accurately look things up actively. This is a disaster!
^^Or maybe just...incredible! I are kyute kitten! I are in ur mishun! Redoosin' teh lag by ninja'ing ur wrekz! (CCP: Make wrecks probable, and after 30min., tractorable.) |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
BRAPELILLE MACRO BOT MINERS
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Posted - 2012.02.12 09:49:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote: "Perhaps he choked on a monocle" said one pilot, who did not have a monocle.
He accidentally a whole monocle. Every EVE player must read this http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=29-01-07 or uninstall and DIAF |
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