Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 30 .. 36 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3582
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:00:00 -
[1] - Quote
This is me. I like pretty girls and puppies. Punkturis is all right, too.
Last year, I vowed that I would transform the CSM from a powerless council wracked by ignorance and infighting into a powerful tool of player advocacy. At the time, this was seen as a bold - if not impossible - claim; the CSM had been essentially useless over the years, save for getting a skill queue added. Each election cycle, candidates would promise the moon and stars, and none delivered.
But I did.
You are probably here in Jita Park for the first time, because you probably never cared about the CSM until CSM6; previously the CSM was trivial at best and actively harmful when at its worst. Yet under my guidance, CSM6 got things done. We have more influence with the line developers who actually make Eve Online than any other CSM, because of the 24/7 shared Skype channel that I created. When CCPGÇÖs management drank the Incarna Kool-Aid, we went to Iceland and turned the tide against GÇÿvirtual goodsGÇÖ. CSM6 held firm in the face of attempts by CCPGÇÖs management to distort our message; when management tried to spin the minutes of the Emergency Summit - re-labeling it the GÇÿSpecial SummitGÇÖ and filling the draft with corporate weasel-words - I refused to be played, and launched a searing media offensive that forced them to back down.
The Crucible expansion reads like a laundry list of things that CSM6 fought for - an emphasis on iterative ship balance, Time Dilation, hybrid and Gallente fixes, supercap nerfs, and assault frigates.
Before I took over, the common refrain was that the CSM had no power. Now they whine that the CSM has too much power.
YouGÇÖre welcome.
This year, I am again running for the Chairmanship. The title has tremendous value, even though it officially has no power at all - a concept which you will immediately understand if you have any political intelligence. Last year, I received more votes than any other candidate in the entire history of the CSM. This year, I want more than that - I want a mandate.
But I donGÇÖt want just any vote. Too many candidates this year are offering milquetoast, dumbed-down platforms. They support good things and disapprove of bad things. Me? I have balls, and I have enemies. IGÇÖm not afraid to name them.
- If you think that virtual pants are more important than spaceships, I donGÇÖt want your vote.
- If you think that wardecs and PvP should be consensual, I donGÇÖt want your vote.
- If you think that T2 BPO lottery was a good idea, I donGÇÖt want your vote.
- If you think that EVE should be made GÇÿsafeGÇÖ from scamming and griefing, I donGÇÖt want your vote.
- If you think that suicide ganking should be banned, I donGÇÖt want your vote. In fact, tell me where you hang out, so I can drop a Brutix on you.
- If GÇ£warGÇ¥, GÇ£murderGÇ¥ and GÇ£conquestGÇ¥ are naughty words that scare you, I donGÇÖt want your vote.
The CSM is not about spreadsheets. The CSM is about persuasion, deal-cutting, and political nuance. It is not a job for a saint, someone on the autism spectrum, or someone who doesnGÇÖt understand why a quiet word in a devGÇÖs ear after a night out drinking is more effective than days of formalized conferences. If you want to get things done, you must be able to read body language, understand how CCP itself works as a business, and determine who the most influential people at the company are. Over the last year IGÇÖve repeatedly proven that I have what it takes to lead, where so many others have failed before.
I listen to my voters; I respond to their evemails, I care about what they think. If you vote for me, you matter to me, and IGÇÖll do what I can to make the game better for you.
Become a constituent. Vote Mittani. The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3582
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:01:00 -
[2] - Quote
obligatory reserved post The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
285
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:03:00 -
[3] - Quote
first Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Meltmind2
NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:07:00 -
[4] - Quote
~my ceo~ |
esc shk
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:07:00 -
[5] - Quote
Punkturis is Hot |
Molesty Smurf
Rayn Enterprises Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:08:00 -
[6] - Quote
gogo Mittani |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
422
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:08:00 -
[7] - Quote
my ceo |
Zadus Rejan
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:08:00 -
[8] - Quote
The CEO! |
Faith Marr
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
5
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:08:00 -
[9] - Quote
just make it so i can switch characters without having to log in again and i will bring you 100 votes ok |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
422
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:08:00 -
[10] - Quote
my chairman |
|
Spooky Blossom
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[11] - Quote
|
Largo Coronet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
65
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[12] - Quote
MY CEO This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Someday, this signature may save my life. |
HELIC0N ONE
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
85
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[13] - Quote
100 likes reached in 9 minutes.
lawl |
Valearx
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[14] - Quote
my ceo |
Crasniya
Legio Geminatus Gentlemen's Agreement
81
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[15] - Quote
I'll vote for Space King Mittens. |
Donau
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[16] - Quote
My Chairman My Vote |
Puristaako
Monkey Attack Squad Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[17] - Quote
"I have balls, and I have enemies. IGÇÖm not afraid to name them" Names of balls? :) +1 "my lord" |
Natalie Cerulean
Ixion Defence Systems Tactical Narcotics Team
18
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:09:00 -
[18] - Quote
If for no other reason I think you have a sexy voice. |
Dilligaf Jack
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:10:00 -
[19] - Quote
:Smuggo: |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
422
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:11:00 -
[20] - Quote
my king of space :allears: |
|
Jiggly Jones
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:11:00 -
[21] - Quote
Ground floor in an amazing thread.
edit: ****, I missed a snipe. |
Karadion
394
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:12:00 -
[22] - Quote
There is no god but Solo Drakban and The Mittani is his messenger. |
Brooson
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
38
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:12:00 -
[23] - Quote
Mittani is my voice on the CSM. |
tewkz
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
10
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:12:00 -
[24] - Quote
If you care about space you vote for king mittens. |
Meno Theaetetus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:13:00 -
[25] - Quote
The last few patches have brought more improvement to EVE than all those before it combined for as long as I can remember, In the last term we have seen CCP move its focus back onto FIS and the benefits have been marked and tangible.
I would really hate to see us slip back into the past of the neutered CSM and neglected EVE, Mittani for re-elect and the continued improvement of EVE. |
Omen Ahr
Les chevaliers de l'ordre Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:13:00 -
[26] - Quote
+like it. My CEO is even cute. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
285
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:13:00 -
[27] - Quote
A CEO and a promise of future unicorns, thread delivers Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Max Mastadon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:13:00 -
[28] - Quote
Puristaako wrote:"I have balls, and I have enemies. IGÇÖm not afraid to name them" Names of balls? :) +1
Lefty and righty. |
RogueAnt
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:13:00 -
[29] - Quote
+1 |
Silver Persephone
Goonswarm Protective Services
4
|
Posted - 2012.02.10 23:14:00 -
[30] - Quote
Thanks for leading the most effective CSM since the CSM program started. |
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 30 .. 36 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |