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dev urandom
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Posted - 2008.01.22 00:37:00 -
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Still waiting for my Leviathan BPO...
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Investigador
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.01.22 00:56:00 -
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I am sure I can safely trust my half a dozen Machariel BPCs to this obviously very trustable guy.
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Herring
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2008.01.22 03:23:00 -
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1/10
The 1 is for the comedy. Otherwise complete rubbish...are you even allowed to post scams on the forums?
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.22 08:35:00 -
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While I know this thread is simply a joke and troll from a bored alt's main, I tbh think 5M is a bit steep for my 67.5 billion ISK Avatar BPO, I think I could be willing to pay 2.5 million for the service, of course I'd want a 1.5 million collateral so in case you do run away with my BPO I would only lose 67.501 billion. Thanks.
I also have a market question, looking at the market, only like five (5) Avatar BPO's have ever been sold in-game since their release, and I would assume it is similar with the other BPO's, I'd now like to know where this "expected high demand" is coming from?
I mean, looking at an average sell rate of twelve BPO's per year (all races) that's an average one titan BPO getting sold every month, and you can't guarantee delivery on this short notice... Either your ship is very slow or your shipping route passes through every system multiple times.
Either way this was an amusing read and good luck with your service, I however doubt you will ever get any customers, maybe you should try ship some Civilian Afterburner BPO's instead?
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.22 16:31:00 -
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Bump for the second day. The first day went worse then I was hoping but maybe great new business ideas need time to evolve...
Originally by: dev urandom Still waiting for my Leviathan BPO...
Ooooh, something went wrong with your contract, I didn't receive it. Please petition this issue before you BPO gets lost.
Originally by: Investigador I am sure I can safely trust my half a dozen Machariel BPCs to this obviously very trustable guy.
Here we see someone who got it!!!
Originally by: Herring ...are you even allowed to post scams on the forums?
Probably not. But this thread isn't affected by this question!
Originally by: Chribba ...I tbh think 5M is a bit steep...
Please keep in mind: No restriction in the number of jumps I need to do!!! But I might consider a discount if the distance between pickup and destination is less than ... let's say ... 10 jumps.
Originally by: Chribba I also have a market question, looking at the market, only like five (5) Avatar BPO's have ever been sold in-game since their release, and I would assume it is similar with the other BPO's, I'd now like to know where this "expected high demand" is coming from?
And I can tell you what's the reason why so few people bought a Titan BPO until now: They are afraid to move such expensive stuff to the place where they want to have it! And that's the point where Lukadski's Titan BPO delivery service comes into the game! My service will boost the Titan BPO market drastically (I hope)!!!!!
Originally by: Chribba ...maybe you should try ship some Civilian Afterburner BPO's instead?
I offered already the shipping of cheaper BPOs (as a one-time exception of course because Titan BPO shipping is my core profession) but sadly the person who was interested didn't setup the contract . Maybe he isn't experienced with contracting and needs some time, I will wait... Or does he hesitate in mistrust?
Actually mistrust seems to be the biggest foe of my rising business. If mistrust were a disease hindering you to type at the keyboard I would be writing on this forum alone all the days.
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Kwint Sommer
Incoherent Inc Otaku Invasion
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Posted - 2008.01.22 17:08:00 -
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Why hasn't this been locked yet? For that matter, why hasn't the OP been banned for trolling?
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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.01.22 20:13:00 -
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Mitnal, Community Representative
EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang |
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Alkarz
Minmatar Research Iniative
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:02:00 -
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I have contracted several Component bpos for you to transport between Rens and Jita.
Alkarz Ceo of Research Iniative Capital Component Builders |
Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:09:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal We like to think that as Chribba pointed out, entrusting something worth billions for 5m collateral may give the bpo holder food for thought.
I need to correct some basic information:
1) The collateral is NOT 5 Mil ISK but 0 ISK (or on special but actually superfluous request up to 1,2 Mil ISK, the upper limit I can afford).
2) The reward I am requesting for is 10 Mil ISK (and 5 Mil ISK only for the very first contractor) regardless of distance.
3) There is no risk to be scammed. But I can understand that people are distristful since they can't believe that someone will do such a dangerous job for that small reward. And to be honest I cannot guarantee that those courier service prices will remain stable over the time. I reserve the right to raise the costs after some time when I am established in the Titan BPO delivery market.
So: If you want your Titan BPO shipped the best time to place an order is ... NOW!!!!!
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:17:00 -
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Edited by: Rikeka on 22/01/2008 21:18:12
Quote: (I need my remaining 300.000 ISK since I have to buy the shuttle for the transport and as a small backup for whatever.)
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Alkarz I have contracted several Component bpos for you to transport between Rens and Jita.
Sorry, but I can't find any contracts from you issued to me. Could you check this please, maybe you selected a wrong character name? Thank you!
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smenkhare
Esoteric Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lukadski
3) There is no risk to be scammed.
how is there no risk?
you are asking people to entrust you with a 60 Bil bpo with no collateral? what's stopping you from just taking off with it?
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Seleucid Secundus
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Posted - 2008.01.22 23:32:00 -
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This is too sad. I belive you will NEVER get intrusted with a Titan BPO as a stranger. Maybe Chriba can be entrusted but I doubt that a corperation will offer their 60bil+ titan BPO to a guy w/ only 1 million isk, using a 1000isk shuttle to transport their goods. Whouldn't someone w/ a carrier in the allience be best suted to transport the BPO? Cyno to the POS or outpost? Why u? Stop now becasue this is kinda sad, especially if you are serious. CEASE AND DECIST! please...
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Luna Sintari
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Posted - 2008.01.23 05:37:00 -
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LMAO!
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.23 13:17:00 -
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Bump for the third day!
I am still missing the load of contracts issued to me.
The strange thing is that someone sent me an evemail with an offer to buy ISK (a less-than-one-day-noob, how can he have made so much money within such a short time? ). Because I didn't receive any evemail since more than a year (except CONCORD mails for all the kills I suffered from evil pirates) I am inclined to believe that this ISK offer is related to my new service. Well, I am not interested to make money in any other way than with a serious and honorable business.
Originally by: smenkhare what's stopping you from just taking off with it?
1) My word and my conscience! 2) My PUBLIC word in this forum! 3) Even in the absolutely impossible case I should steal your BPO you can petition the scam to get a reimbursement. I will request at the masters of petitions to accept your petition in any case (preconditioned your petition is legitimate) and to punish me adequately (at least taking away the BPO from my assets or any money I could have made with it). But I am talking about the impossible.
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Korin Muradrim
Setenta Corp INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2008.01.23 13:30:00 -
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You intend to move a 70 bil BPO through 0.0 in a shuttle? You must know something about the game mechanics that has eluded the rest of us
Anyway, thanks for the laugh. At least you made it obvious.
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Stella Sinn
Sybrite Inc. Paisti Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.01.23 13:33:00 -
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Im trying to think of a meme this thread could create... Im not sure though...
"Here have my titan BPO!" ? Im not sure aha !
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Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.01.23 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lukadski Bump for the third day! Because I didn't receive any evemail since more than a year (except CONCORD mails for all the kills I suffered from evil pirates)
so what happen when you ship is lost and out "titan BPO" is lost how are you going to repay us for the looses we have encountered because of you neglegence
this is what the 60bil up front deposit is for
i dont get how you think your buisness will grow on the basis that we as the customer are giving you something so valuable it probably the most valuable item ingame (singually) and your giving us nothing in return for security and only a alts word that you will comply
i suggest that if you want to start a buisness that you start just a general secure container buisness, since people need stuff shipping around the universe, you wont have to put out a such big deposits because there wont be much worthful stuff inside, it in a secure container passworded so that you cant get inside it and you get a nice sum at the end depending on the services that you hauled
instead of just fixicating on something that your never going to achieve because you have only just appeared on the grid no one can trust you
in eve yyou have to start small and work up
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.23 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C so what happen when you ship is lost and out "titan BPO" is lost how are you going to repay us for the looses we have encountered because of you neglegence
I've made some thought's about this issue and for those being afraid to lose their Titan BPO due to unforeseen events I am now offering the new option of Lukadski's Safe Shipping (however for a small additional fee of 5 Mil ISK).
Please read the details about Lukadski's Safe Shipping in my updated opening post.
(Please also note that I reveal completely new and patentable concepts of shipping (I think) to make my future customer's feel confident. )
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Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2008.01.23 19:17:00 -
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epic thread tbfh _
Got Item? | EVE API? |
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Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.01.23 19:23:00 -
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you still havent awnsered how you are going to pay us back for the BPO you have lost if such circumstances arrises that you do looses it,
as you quite said you dont have 60 bill to repay your customer that you lost the BPO to.
and that you actually leave the BPO in space isnt very secure indeed even if it is at a safe spot...
if ships can be found there why cant you can be found there
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Korin Muradrim
Setenta Corp INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2008.01.23 19:51:00 -
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Your 'safe shipping' sounds a lot safer than sticking the BPO in a capital ship and jumping it directly to the target location. You'll be hearing from me in the future.
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Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.01.23 21:36:00 -
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lol
and lovbe the sig
wth is scientology O_O
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Gawain Hill
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Posted - 2008.01.23 21:45:00 -
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i'd also like to offer my services as the middle man to hold the isk for both parties while he stea..... i mean moves to titan bpo you can trust me i charge 97% of the isk as a holding fee though so that would prove that i'd not run off with such a small ammount of isk :)
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.23 22:36:00 -
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We're gonna laugh our ass off when you do your safe transport and forget to bookmark the can with the Titan BPO...
This thread keeps getting better and better, I wonder what the next option will be. Paying you ISK directly to get nothing in return?
Secure 3rd party service ■ the Love project |
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2ippy
Amarr ARMED PIT BULLS Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.24 10:39:00 -
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Hello,
For people with mothership and titan BPO's, they will need super! secure shipping; could you do an Even safer ludaski's safer service ? or even an even more secure advanced service for my own Nyx BPO such as... Even safer lukadski's super safe safer shipping service for like 30m?
Are you aware how fast Lukadski's supersafeshippingshuttle will die to say, a sabre?
Are you aware i would trust my own overwieght dog with cake over your amazing offer?
2 days post contract i think a conversation would go something like this...
2ippy - 'so where's my mothership bpo?' Lukadski - 'oops, my supersafeshippingshuttle wasnt safe enough... dont worry though, i accepted the ransom for the bpo' 2ippy - 'Epic failure, back to civvy afterburner BPO's'
basically; your service sucks; buy a badger and a heron; haul stuff for pittence; make a reputable logistics corp; then haul stuff worth more than your char 2000x over.. plan?
OMGLOLROFL btw
Zipps
THANKYOU MOMENTUM FOR YOUR TWO FACTION TOWERS <3 GODS AND I ENJOY THEM VERY MUCH..
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Kazryn
Begotten R n' D
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Posted - 2008.01.24 11:27:00 -
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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
And, quite a few posts in this thread scares me. Minnie faction ammo for sale
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Scott Ryder
Infestation. The Cosa Nostra
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Posted - 2008.01.24 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Scott Ryder on 24/01/2008 12:45:15 Excelent trollthread, It even bypassed the devs
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.24 18:08:00 -
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Bump for day No. 4!
I'd like to offer the potential winner of this auction a special one-time deal: Although I am very specialized in Titan BPO shipping I will agree to ship the Titan BPC of that auction for a discount of 50% !!!!! All other conditions of my service remain valid without any cutback. So you'll profit of the full service and all benefits for a dramatically reduced price !!! Please contact me immediately after that auction has finished! (I think, also the issuer of the auction will be happy about my offer because with the solved shipment problem people can bid now a lot more relaxed.)
Originally by: Armoured C you still havent awnsered how you are going to pay us back for the BPO you have lost if such circumstances arrises that you do looses it,
My service is unique and unrivaled because of it's low price! I think my customers will appreciate it. The low price is based on my own low costs for fulfilling the courier contracts. With higher costs I had to raise my service prices to a level not competitive anymore. Who would like to buy a delivery service for a lot of money for an item which was extremely expensive anyway making it even more expensive? Do you see a market in high cost Titan BPO shipping or any company doing it? I think, no! That says it all!
Originally by: Armoured C if ships can be found there why cant you can be found there
I can't be found because I'm only at the safe spot for a few seconds to jettison or to empty the container. Perhaps the container could be scanned down by someone. But: He won't warp to the spot because I will make use of the very artful trick of Lukadski's Jet Can Masking (s. my updated opening post for details)
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Lil Mule
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Posted - 2008.01.24 18:44:00 -
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I just dont know what to say.....this is incredible. Your either a uber n00b or one hell of a comedian. Either way - thanks for providing some entertainment. People enjoy flying Amarr for the same reason they like being tied up in leather, whipped and called names
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