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OT Smithers
Cult of Baal
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Posted - 2012.02.18 17:04:00 -
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Here's my script for the GREATEST EVE VIDEO IN HISTORY:
[Station interior. A man in a black leather bondage-wear flightsuit stands at the staion window, his back to the camera. As the camera slowly zooms in you hear an electric guitar tearing up some totally awesome jam]
VOICEOVER: Someone once said: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind. (Dramatic pause) Whoever said that carebear crap didnGÇÖt play EveGǪ (*sinister chuckle*) In Eve, you collect eyes in a jar of urine by your bedside. (major screaming guitar riff)
[Outside the window spaceships are exploding! A body come slowly tumbling towards the window where the guy is standing]
VOICEOVER: Okay, that's not trueGǪ Yet! (Dramatic pause while the guitar shrieks like a girlscout with her hair on fire) Urine collection jars will be added to the aurum store 'soon'. Anal lube you will have to provide on your own! (*awesome scary laugh*)
[Outside you have more explosions and lasers and children screaming. The tumbling body hits the window with a sickening thud, the face is all mashed against the glass but you can still see he looks like Justin Bieber. The eyes pop out and float there waiting to be added to someoneGÇÖs jar. Then they explode! Then, even though there is no gravity in space, the body slides down and out of sight leaving a bloody smear on the glass]
VOICEOVER: ThatGÇÖs how absolutely bad-ass eve online is. And if you are not playing it itGÇÖs only because you are a flaming homo! (Guitar wails like a cat being squished in a vice)
[The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]
Eve Guy: In space you donGÇÖt need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!
[The camera pans back and you see he is holding an electric guitar with an Eve logo. He is the one who has been rocking out this entire time! He drops into a heavy metal guitar shredding power crouch and starts whipping his hair as he rocks out! Then the window behind him explodes and he goes flying out into space still shredding! Then a Rifter flies by and hits him and the body explodes like it was packed full of explosive awesomeness!]
VOICEOVER: Eve Online. Now with collectable eyeballs (coming soon).
[fade to black]
Fin
NOTE TO CCP: This awesome script only took five minutes for me to write and I have lots more EPIC video ideas! Thanks for reading. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
2531
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Posted - 2012.02.18 17:08:00 -
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Chribba: Veldspar, I am your lover!
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Masumi Do
223
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Posted - 2012.02.18 17:39:00 -
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Lol would love to see this... epic |
baltec1
634
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Posted - 2012.02.18 17:46:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cexXOLXkXl8
Comes close to what you want. |
OT Smithers
Cult of Baal
72
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:09:00 -
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CCP MAKE THIS VIDEO!!!!1 |
Shukuzen Kiraa
47-Ronin Outer Ring Excavations Syndicate
74
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:12:00 -
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Pretty awful idea. |
Hainnz
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
89
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:17:00 -
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That is cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. |
oustade Habalu
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:49:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cexXOLXkXl8
Comes close to what you want.
Way better than what OP suggested!
@OP
I don't know how to qualify this, however it is between GÇ£pathetic IdeaGÇ¥ and GÇ£ I'm craving for attentionGÇ¥ it could also be both I suppose... |
Degren
The Scope Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:09:00 -
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Or a brilliant attack on the most recent video *and* the community at the same time, but yeah...I can act like I don't get it, too! STUPID IDEA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING |
Ptraci
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
334
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Posted - 2012.02.19 04:00:00 -
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I don't know what medication you are taking but obviously it's not working anymore. |
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
80
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:19:00 -
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Not sh**ty enough to be a CCP trailer
Rejected |
Valei Khurelem
335
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:22:00 -
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Not bad, but in the background they should have that door in the captain's quarters with a newly added window and when you look through it you should be able to see dancing minmatar girls.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
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Posted - 2012.02.19 09:31:00 -
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OT Smithers wrote: [The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]
Eve Guy: In space you donGÇÖt need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!
How can he read the overview with no eyes?
Also the Awakening trailer is terrible compared to all the other ones like The Butterfly Effect or the one where the guy goes insane over losing a Merlin Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:38:00 -
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OMG OT Smithers where is your Osprey?!?!?!?
:) |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
198
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:49:00 -
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Patient 2428190 wrote:Not sh**ty enough to be a CCP trailer
Rejected
^^ So this.
Would need extraneous dialogue that only holds resonance with the person that wrote it.
AK
GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥
Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
Steve Celeste
Wolfsbrigade
202
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:59:00 -
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This deserved it's own thread. |
Cylide Askald
Jelly Baby Corporation Fidelas Constans
1
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:50:00 -
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ACE McFACE wrote:OT Smithers wrote: [The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]
Eve Guy: In space you donGÇÖt need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!
How can he read the overview with no eyes?
He ******* plugs guitar cables from the overview into his eyesockets. |
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