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Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:02:00 -
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Dear fellow pod pilots
Have you ever wanted to go to war with a powerful alliance that is evil and has no integrity?
Well, itGÇÖs your lucky day.
Goonswarm Federation have a well organised scam that involves a website setup for the purpose of scamming.
If your alliance is in a coalition with Goonswarm Federation, you have to ask yourself, GÇ£Can I really trust them?GÇ¥. The answer is GÇ£NoGÇ¥, and here is the evidence.
Just when youGÇÖre on the brink of being accepted into Goonswarm, they ask for a 2,000,000,000 ISK deposit. (The recruitment officer, Sordeo Regius, says itGÇÖs refundable in a month unless you are involved with spying activity.)
Here is a screenshot of the Goonswarm website arranging the scam:
Screenshot of Goonswarm Federation website set up for scamming
Out of interest, here is a screenshot of the scammer GÇô once he has scammed you, you are blocked from contacting him:
Screenshot of Goonswarm scammer blocking communications
Personally, I am not annoyed by Goonswarm. Until now, Eve was getting rather boring GÇô it felt as if every alliance was the same.
Every alliance seemed equally good and evil.
However, Goonswarm Federation are making a point of being the GÇÿbad guysGÇÖ of Eve.
Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
It is time to pod Goonswarm.
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Sprite Can
40
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:03:00 -
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http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq244/Toru_Uchiha/Pokemon/slowpoke.jpg Refreshing Lemon-Lime~ |
Danika Princip
Freelance Economics Astrological resources Tactical Narcotics Team
211
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:04:00 -
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You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done. |
Alara IonStorm
1617
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:06:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,
All 5 of them will make a fearsome force.
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Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
375
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:06:00 -
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Goons are scammers?!!!!
Who knew?
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Jacob Stiller
The Scope Gallente Federation
1170
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:08:00 -
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Has it even been 2 weeks yet? |
gfldex
320
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:09:00 -
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Show us at the doll where the Goon Recruitment Officer touched you. The game has a tutorial that gives you a mining laser and a railgun and tells you to go shoot rocks and red crosses. It teaches you nothing else. It's been that way for 8 years, so are you really surprised that there are people who aren't aware that this is a pvp game? --Jafit McJafitson |
Kessiaan
Greater Order Of Destruction Happy Endings
72
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:12:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:It is time to pod Goonswarm.
Sure, they have shiny pods! Which they have to pay for somehow, you know.
Also, if you're so gullible as to fall for the most well-known and longest-running scam in EvE, please just send me the money instead. I'll find some not-quite-as-evil use for it, like suiciding ships into random people in highsec. My killboard - http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kessiaan |
Ai Shun
274
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:12:00 -
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I should write a response about how the OP is an idiot for falling for one of the best documented scams; to the point their recruitment page states if you are asked for money - IT IS A SCAM. But it is Sunday here. I'm enjoying a few cold beers. And honestly, I'd rather just raise a bottle and toast the Goons for catching another person who cannot read or research and is just so eager to jump on the bandwagon they wet themselves in anticipation.
So here's to you Goons.
Well done.
Again.
And again and again and again and again and again and so forth into perpetuity. Because there will always be more fools to feed your wallet.
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Ohanka
The Lone Patrol Tactical Narcotics Team
15
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:18:00 -
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"insert generic goonswarm are scum comment here" |
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Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
337
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:19:00 -
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When will people learn that the only way to join Goonswarm is to pay your ten dollars. |
Riggs Droput
Born-2-Kill 0ccupational Hazzard
24
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:39:00 -
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Taedrin wrote:When will people learn that the only way to join Goonswarm is to pay your ten dollars.
QFT I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:39:00 -
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So you fell for a scam and you're blaming Goonswarm? I trust this turns into a good long post where the OP blames everyone but himself for his own stupidity. |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:45:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. |
Jovan Geldon
SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353
319
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:46:00 -
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Oh look it's this thread again |
Alara IonStorm
1618
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:49:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. I like the part where he takes the Moral High Ground after trying to join an Alliance whose stated goals are quite...
Clear. |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.02.19 02:55:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:I like the part where he takes the Moral High Ground after trying to join an Alliance whose stated goals are quite... Clear.
I know right! |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
483
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Posted - 2012.02.19 03:00:00 -
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Goons never scam; I don't understand why there are so many threads posted involving these terrible character assassination attacks on our reputable alliance.
On a completely different note, as a licensed and accredited Goonswarm Recruitment Officer for Bat Country, I can assist you with the process of applying to Goonswarm should you choose to do so. Simply contact me, and we can go from there! http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Valei Khurelem
335
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Posted - 2012.02.19 03:39:00 -
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Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done.
I thought the best documented scam was the EVE bank? Or is this a Goonswarm alt. posting propaganda pieces?
If someone demands money for services they haven't rendered, you have the right to walk away, where the hell did peoples common sense go? I swear the internet these days is just a trap for the stupid.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Solinuas
Viziam Amarr Empire
57
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Posted - 2012.02.19 03:43:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done. I thought the best documented scam was the EVE bank? Or is this a Goonswarm alt. posting propaganda pieces? If someone demands money for services they haven't rendered, you have the right to walk away, where the hell did peoples common sense go? I swear the internet these days is just a trap for the stupid.
Well, i would like to point out that the bank thing was really big, but one time scam, but goons have been running this, and there is innumerable warnings on the matter, and yet idiots fall for it and ***** on the forums once a week about it
Also this guy sounds kinda like captain 1000$ in Plesk to destroy test guy.... |
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Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
315
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Posted - 2012.02.19 04:28:00 -
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If it has the word "goon" attached to it, it is a scam. Welcome to Eve |
Pak Narhoo
Knights of Kador
413
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:00:00 -
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Goons scam. News at 11. You have to cut the ops team some slack, trolling the player base with made up downtime estimates is the only fun they get around here.-á(CCP Nullarbor) |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:16:00 -
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Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done.
I don't agree - it's not well documented. |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:22:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,
All 5 of them will make a fearsome force.
Eve might have more than it's fair share of dishonest people. For example, there are 7,000 pilots in Goonswarm and I imagine that a lot of them were "in on the joke".
However, I think most people feel more confortable being good and honest. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
161
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:34:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done. I don't agree - it's not well documented.
https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe
Not to mention the bi-weekly "Goonswarm scammed me!" threads. There's really no excuse at this point for anybody over six months old getting scammed by GS. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:38:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:I should write a response about how the OP is an idiot for falling for one of the best documented scams; to the point their recruitment page states if you are asked for money - IT IS A SCAM. But it is Sunday here. I'm enjoying a few cold beers. And honestly, I'd rather just raise a bottle and toast the Goons for catching another person who cannot read or research and is just so eager to jump on the bandwagon they wet themselves in anticipation.
So here's to you Goons.
Well done.
Again.
And again and again and again and again and again and so forth into perpetuity. Because there will always be more fools to feed your wallet.
Yes, you're right - the Goons have a webpage (on a different website) saying that if you part with ISK to join then you're a fool.
However, this dosn't make it right.
For your interest, here is a screenshot of their warning:
Goonswarm warning of scam
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Desert Ice78
Gryphon River Industries Bloodbound.
73
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:43:00 -
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You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.
And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.
You got exactly what you deserved. I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:46:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:So you fell for a scam and you're blaming Goonswarm? I trust this turns into a good long post where the OP blames everyone but himself for his own stupidity.
Every day of our lives we trust the people around us.
For example, many people in the alliances allied to Goonswarm probably trust them. |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2012.02.19 05:53:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. I like the part where he takes the Moral High Ground after trying to join an Alliance whose stated goals are quite... Clear.
I thought Goonswarm would have a great sense of humor. I didn't expect them to be dishonest.
Until now, I think the Goonswarm's reputation comes from beating BoB and their 'Something Awful' forums. |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:00:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site.
No. You beat BoB entirely. Evolution, who brought BoB together, currently have no plans to live in 0.0.
All great civilisations seem to fall eventually. Personally, I think your number's up soon. |
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Valei Khurelem
335
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:11:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. No. You beat BoB entirely. Evolution, who brought BoB together, currently have no plans to live in 0.0. All great civilisations seem to fall eventually. Personally, I think your number's up soon.
Just from looking at the map they've stretched themselves thin and are pissing everyone off they come into contact with, even noobs who might have otherwise joined up and fought with them, they're pretty much done already, it's just a question of how long people will stay in denial about it.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
48
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:17:00 -
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Why would you ever trust a GOON? You said yourself they are going out of their way to be the bad guys in EVE so why trust them?
EVE is like some kind of dystopian universe where there was a battle between good (BoB) and evil (GOONs) but because no hero stepped in, GOONs won. I actually like the GOONs in the way they make politics in this game interesting. But I would never trust one of them. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
483
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:26:00 -
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I too capitalize all the letters of IMPORTANT peoples' NAMES like an ASPIE BADPOSTER http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
137
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:42:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. But there's endless amounts of us.
Desert Ice78 wrote:You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.
And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.
You got exactly what you deserved. Aha, he got you pretty good there.
Mors Magne wrote:For example, many people in the alliances allied to Goonswarm probably trust them. Well yeah, nothing fosters trust like charging side by side into the blapping blob of titans that represents the modern face of ~elite pvp~.
Valei Khurelem wrote:Just from looking at the map they've stretched themselves thin and are pissing everyone off they come into contact with, even noobs who might have otherwise joined up and fought with them, they're pretty much done already, it's just a question of how long people will stay in denial about it. Well.... our friends get sov, instead of the Mittani just eating all of it, I thought?
Well, it's also because he's nice, but I digress. Look at his article after the Branch POSshooting spree. |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
275
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:53:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons never scam; I don't understand why there are so many threads posted involving these terrible character assassination attacks on our reputable alliance.
On a completely different note, as a licensed and accredited Goonswarm Recruitment Officer for Bat Country, I can assist you with the process of applying to Goonswarm should you choose to do so. Simply contact me, and we can go from there! You so funny, GI. I love you long time.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Silence iKillYouu
The Innocent Criminals Late Night Alliance
138
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Posted - 2012.02.19 06:53:00 -
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goons are most famous for scamming.
http://fw-frontline.blogspot.com/ |
Zain Andreas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
57
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Posted - 2012.02.19 07:01:00 -
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Feelgood thread of the week. |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries Tactical Invader Syndicate
864
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Posted - 2012.02.19 07:15:00 -
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Let me recap this: OP got scammed in Eve Online. Not by just anyone, but to everybody's surprise by Goons. And now he is asking everyone to join his NPC corp in declaring war on GSF, because we all surely care.
Yep, this thread delivers. -.- |
Sarmatiko
536
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Posted - 2012.02.19 07:20:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote: Just when youGÇÖre on the brink of being accepted into Goonswarm, they ask for a 2,000,000,000 ISK deposit. (The recruitment officer, Sordeo Regius, says itGÇÖs refundable in a month unless you are involved with spying activity.)
So you have been involved in spying activity and deposit is not refunded for obvious reasons. Where is scamming, you filthy lying agent provocateur? |
Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
48
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Posted - 2012.02.19 08:12:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:All great civilisations seem to fall eventually. for sufficiently large values of "eventually" that's trivial....
however, I see your Roman Empire and raise you a China.
as for "not well-documented": http://lmgtfy.com/?q=+site%3Aeve-search.com+goonswarm+scam |
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Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
9
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Posted - 2012.02.19 08:16:00 -
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ITT; Newfags getting trolled by Goon alt
dat goonswarm "Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother." |
baltec1
636
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Posted - 2012.02.19 08:18:00 -
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Meanwhile in Caldari space |
Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
21
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Posted - 2012.02.19 08:48:00 -
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Hello Op, you may want to look at these:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64822 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59320 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59002 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=34612 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=283813 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=12041 http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1507441&page=4#118 http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1507441&page=4#101
Those are all less than 6 month old threads, and I found them in 5 minutes of research |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
28
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Posted - 2012.02.19 09:00:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done. I don't agree - it's not well documented.
Really? |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5237
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Posted - 2012.02.19 09:21:00 -
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Would you like help transferring a supercap? I act as a trusted third party to escrow such transactions, just like Chribba! The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
286
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Posted - 2012.02.19 09:28:00 -
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GS "idiot check" is actually a nice IQ test.
Why take people whose brain can't compete with an amoeba after all? Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
Twitter channel |
Sirref Naes
Spacial 8 Xchange
1
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Posted - 2012.02.19 09:37:00 -
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A few years ago (maybe 3-4 years,) I started a payment plan to get into goons.
I was told that I would have to pay 150M per month to be placed in the unofficial queue of possible applicants. After a couple of months, I was notified in one of my "donation/fee" confirmation emails that I had been placed in the official queue of possible applicants and a representative would be reviewing my application. I was also notified that when I was placed into the official queue my application fee would be increased to 300M per month. Unfortunately, the following month I had a terrible market yield, bought a few ships that I shouldn't have, and wasn't able to meet the next month's donation deadline.
A couple of months had pasted since that last missed payment and I assumed I was removed from the application list but out of nowhere I received an evemail from Karttoon. It stated that I could renew my application and I wouldn't have to wait in the unofficial queue. I was ecstatic thinking that I would finally be accepted into goons but with this great news there was one slight downside. Due to my missed application fee, The application fee was be increased to 500M per month.
At the time, This was easy money for me - with those few months that I wasn't paying those application fees I had amassed a huge profit margin on a few (undisclosed) items and finally bought myself that freighter that I always wanted.
It seemed with every confirmation evemail my application number would get closer and closer to zero. But about 2 years ago, My application was put on hold. I was told that any future app fees would be placed in an escrow account and potential used for free ships when joining.
About 1 year ago, I stopped receiving confirmation evemails and I feared I would lose my spot in the official queue. So I started to double up on my monthly app fee to assure my spot in the queue.
To date - I should have about 24B in escrow and all I really want is my FREE KARTTOON invite. |
Shadowsword
The Scope Gallente Federation
116
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:25:00 -
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Mors Magne wrote:Dear fellow pod pilots
Have you ever wanted to go to war with a powerful alliance that is evil and has no integrity?
Well, itGÇÖs your lucky day.
Goonswarm Federation have a well organised scam that involves a website setup for the purpose of scamming.
If your alliance is in a coalition with Goonswarm Federation, you have to ask yourself, GÇ£Can I really trust them?GÇ¥. The answer is GÇ£NoGÇ¥, and here is the evidence.
Just when youGÇÖre on the brink of being accepted into Goonswarm, they ask for a 2,000,000,000 ISK deposit. (The recruitment officer, Sordeo Regius, says itGÇÖs refundable in a month unless you are involved with spying activity.)
They've upped their standard. Last time I heard about this, it was 200M.
But the bottom line is that it was your own fault. The Goons have been doing this for years. There's a thread about it on a weekly basis. And even the reason given for that kind of entry application should have rung alarm bells in your brain. And you still fell for it.
Quote: However, Goonswarm Federation are making a point of being the GÇÿbad guysGÇÖ of Eve.
Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience, and has always wanted to fight the good fight against evil should rally against Goonswarm.
It is time to pod Goonswarm.
"Bad guys"?
They're teaching you not to blindly trust someone you know nothing about. That's a very valuable lesson, both IG and IRL. I'd almost thank them for the service they do to the community, for their fight against foolishness. |
Arec Bardwin
Perkone Caldari State
240
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:28:00 -
[49] - Quote
Hey, Magne! Perhaps your mother could teach you a little street smart! |
Shadowsword
The Scope Gallente Federation
116
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:40:00 -
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Sirref Naes wrote:A few years ago (maybe 3-4 years,) I started a payment plan to get into goons. ...
Nice one, 9/10 for the effort and spelling. |
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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
189
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:44:00 -
[51] - Quote
Welcome to EVE. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
259
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:53:00 -
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(playing devil's advocate)
Somebody should make a sticky with this:
Wanna be a goon? Read this: Joining GoonWaffe 101 (Goonfleet wiki)
Everything else it's a scam. Also the goons never sell capitals nor supercapitals to non-goons, so if a goon is selling one to you and you are not a goon, then you are being scammed by a goon. EVE residents: 5% Wormholes; 8% Lowsec; 20% Nullsec; 67% Highsec. CSM 6: 100% Nullsec residents.
EVE demographics vs CSM demographics, nothing to worry about...-á |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
231
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Posted - 2012.02.19 11:18:00 -
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Good on ya, OP, you fell for one of the oldest, and best-known scams in EVE.
I can haz ur (now probably somewhat-diminished) stuffs? Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM 7! (Mittens, you may not want to admit it, but your day in the sun is over. Next!)
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Tore Vest
235
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Posted - 2012.02.19 11:27:00 -
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Those who want to join goons... deserve to be scamed... Well done goons Highsec carebear... and proud of it |
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
329
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Posted - 2012.02.19 11:47:00 -
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If people do anything else besides despising Goons and shoot at them at any given opportunity they are doing something wrong. Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook-á |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2012.02.19 11:47:00 -
[56] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.
And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.
You got exactly what you deserved.
Well, the Goons up until now have not been that dispised at all. For example, they have the largest membership in Eve and are effectively in charge of the largest coalition.
If I knew that the Goons were routinely dishonest, I would never have applied. I would have applied to a rival alliance - which is obviously the way forward. |
Mashie Saldana
Veto. Veto Corp
408
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:01:00 -
[57] - Quote
Well done again Goons. Dominique Vasilkovsky Mashie Saldana Monica Foulkes |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
814
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:03:00 -
[58] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Desert Ice78 wrote:You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.
And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.
You got exactly what you deserved. Well, the Goons up until now have not been that dispised at all. For example, they have the largest membership in Eve and are effectively in charge of the largest coalition. If I knew that the Goons were routinely dishonest, I would never have applied. I would have applied to a rival alliance - which is obviously the way forward.
You did it wrong all the way.
If you read the wiki page you should have known that if you're not SA forums members the only way you can make part of the ball is to join corporations in the coalition or small alliances blued to them.
I'm not English native at all (thx jesus) but I understood this. |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1337
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:03:00 -
[59] - Quote
When did i read something similar... It must have been long time ago .. hmm.
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Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
167
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:32:00 -
[60] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT098LkxM7o&feature=related OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD DEKLEIN BY FEB ONLY A WEEK LEFT wis: a roman orgy of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, all the evolving new and exciting things you've ever wanted.
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Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
9
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Posted - 2012.02.19 13:17:00 -
[61] - Quote
All the Robert Madoffs of the world would love to play this game. |
Orion GUardian
118
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Posted - 2012.02.19 14:23:00 -
[62] - Quote
You know you look too much at forums if the amount of times you see this thread is going into the hundreds |
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
69
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Posted - 2012.02.19 14:35:00 -
[63] - Quote
by the looks of that jacket OP looks like this isnt the first time youve walked right into an obvius scam, am i right? |
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
11
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Posted - 2012.02.19 14:38:00 -
[64] - Quote
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
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SkiD-MaRk
DEAD-ON
9
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Posted - 2012.02.19 14:52:00 -
[65] - Quote
The op comes off as trying too hard.
I call Goon alt.
. |
Inkdew
Space Jumpers Bringers of Death.
6
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Posted - 2012.02.19 14:57:00 -
[66] - Quote
Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
I will NEVER understand why people are willing to pay to join a forum -_- |
Desert Ice78
Gryphon River Industries Bloodbound.
74
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:03:00 -
[67] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Desert Ice78 wrote:You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.
And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.
You got exactly what you deserved. Well, the Goons up until now have not been that dispised at all. For example, they have the largest membership in Eve and are effectively in charge of the largest coalition.
You really STILL have no idea what you are talking about.
This is all going to end very, very badly for you. If I were you, I would start looking for another game to waste your tears on.... I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |
nickator
Free Masons United Inc. Fidelas Constans
1
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:41:00 -
[68] - Quote
BAHAHAHAHHAHAH
One sec, I have mittens on the phone, he wants to talk to you.
Mittens - "Bahahahahahaahah" |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
137
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:48:00 -
[69] - Quote
nickator wrote:BAHAHAHAHHAHAH
One sec, I have mittens on the phone, he wants to talk to you.
Mittens - "Bahahahahahaahah" Wouldn't be something more like "The Mittani sends his regards." ? |
Mors Magne
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:54:00 -
[70] - Quote
Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues.
They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get.
So I didn't subscribe. |
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
2996
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:58:00 -
[71] - Quote
Inkdew wrote:Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
I will NEVER understand why people are willing to pay to join a forum -_-
You paid to join this one. Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2116
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:02:00 -
[72] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues. They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get. So I didn't subscribe.
Something Awful is not Goonswarm, hope that helps. yeah no i'm not actually running for csm7
got you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
2996
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:04:00 -
[73] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues. They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get. So I didn't subscribe.
Yeah everyone knows it was around 1989 or so. Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |
Arec Bardwin
Perkone Caldari State
240
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:35:00 -
[74] - Quote
Everybody know goonswarm originate from the /b/ board of 4chan |
Falin Whalen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
124
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:38:00 -
[75] - Quote
In B4 Move to C&P.
Goons have been doing this for years, people have been "warning" others about us for as long, and yet people still line up to join us. You've got to remember that these are just simple miners. These are people of the land. The common clay of New Eden. You know... morons. |
tikktokk tokkzikk
Glorious Revolution The 99 Percent
24
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Posted - 2012.02.19 17:04:00 -
[76] - Quote
It is very smart and I would have done the same if I were recruiting! Think of it as an IQ test -- if you're too stupid to read their website which iirc state that it is a scam, you deserve it! |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
358
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Posted - 2012.02.19 17:43:00 -
[77] - Quote
...for the record, any headline with "Goon" and "Scam" in the title is not news.
Google harder.
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Propmod
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2012.02.19 17:46:00 -
[78] - Quote
How do they still catch people with this? Its mind boggling the amount of retards that are out there. |
baltec1
639
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Posted - 2012.02.19 17:49:00 -
[79] - Quote
Propmod wrote:How do they still catch people with this? Its mind boggling the amount of retards that are out there.
Like **** on the internet the stupid are everywhere |
Cipher Jones
301
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Posted - 2012.02.19 17:55:00 -
[80] - Quote
war dec them then FFS.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
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Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
11
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Posted - 2012.02.19 18:02:00 -
[81] - Quote
SkiD-MaRk wrote:The op comes off as trying too hard. I call Goon alt. .
Brunmunde Hildegaard wrote:ITT; Newfags getting trolled by Goon alt
dat goonswarm /endthread "Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother." |
Ai Shun
280
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Posted - 2012.02.19 18:34:00 -
[82] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Yes, you're right - the Goons have a webpage (on a different website) saying that if you part with ISK to join then you're a fool. However, this dosn't make it right. For your interest, here is a screenshot of their warning: Goonswarm warning of scam
Of course it does. This is EVE Online and scamming is a part of the game. HTFU.
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Momma Lovebone
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.02.19 18:45:00 -
[83] - Quote
I for one agree with the OP and have done extensive work to instal spies and hitmen in goonswarm's member corporations to exact revenge on the individuals doing the scamming. Please contact me by EvE mail for down payment options to active my sleeper cells. |
David Fightmaster
Sony Enterprise
5
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Posted - 2012.02.19 20:51:00 -
[84] - Quote
Never trust a goon. www.davidfightmaster.com |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2118
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Posted - 2012.02.20 00:04:00 -
[85] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote:war dec them then FFS.
yes wardec the well-known highsec alliance Goonswarm Federation yeah no i'm not actually running for csm7
got you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ogi Talvanen
Enlightened Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
101
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Posted - 2012.02.20 00:06:00 -
[86] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:Dear fellow pod pilots If your alliance is in a coalition with Goonswarm Federation, you have to ask yourself, GÇ£Can I really trust them?GÇ¥.
Yes. |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
434
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Posted - 2012.02.20 00:16:00 -
[87] - Quote
I trust goons as far as I can throw them. Now from here I could allude to the meme that goons have a large body mass and thus wouldn't be thrown very far. But I won't.
ur still fat tho lmao |
Buzzmong
Aliastra Gallente Federation
137
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Posted - 2012.02.20 00:34:00 -
[88] - Quote
I think, yes, this is doubly appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE& |
Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
79
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Posted - 2012.02.20 01:12:00 -
[89] - Quote
Ugh. Tell me about it - that's why I'm in Groon instead of Goonwaffe proper. I personally don't agree with the whole scamming thing. That said, two billion isk should have been a huge red flag. If you'd done ANY research you'd have learned the no-goonfucking security deposit is capped at 500M, dummy. Shitsux, but you really should have read more.
I suppose if you really have a grudge and want to take them down from within, roll a fresh alt and contact me. I'll have my Goonwaffe alt sponsor you in, simple as that. Send the deposit to this account so as to not burn my alt's identity just yet (would you believe they're reading these very forums?!), thanks in advance. |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
280
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Posted - 2012.02.20 02:42:00 -
[90] - Quote
Putting aside the fact everyone but you, and a host of n00bs know Goons don't recruit from the general population, I'll fight in this war or any war against dinks who put "Goon" on their avatars to look tough, if only for the reason that we all also know if each and every one of them ran into a REAL goon in real life, they'd $hit themselves and cry for mommy at the same time.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
972
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Posted - 2012.02.20 03:26:00 -
[91] - Quote
Lots of Goon alts in here |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
59
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Posted - 2012.02.20 04:17:00 -
[92] - Quote
For 2 billion isk I will fight them! |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2118
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Posted - 2012.02.20 04:24:00 -
[93] - Quote
Serene Repose wrote:Putting aside the fact everyone but you, and a host of n00bs know Goons don't recruit from the general population, I'll fight in this war or any war against dinks who put "Goon" on their avatars to look tough, if only for the reason that we all also know if each and every one of them ran into a REAL goon in real life, they'd $hit themselves and cry for mommy at the same time.
lol e-thugs~ yeah no i'm not actually running for csm7
got you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Propmod
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2012.02.20 04:47:00 -
[94] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote:war dec them then FFS. hurrrr |
Komen
Capital Enrichment Services
58
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:25:00 -
[95] - Quote
Alara IonStorm wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,
All 5 of them will make a fearsome force.
4. I gave up having a conscience for lent. |
Jita Alt666
909
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:26:00 -
[96] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Lots of Goon alts in here
You high fiving your goon alt buddies there? |
Tarn Kugisa
Modern Mining Industries Space Mongolians
27
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:30:00 -
[97] - Quote
These are always funny Real Caldari Hull Tank (And Win doing so) Support https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=16580 |
Tarn Kugisa
Modern Mining Industries Space Mongolians
27
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:31:00 -
[98] - Quote
Komen wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,
All 5 of them will make a fearsome force. 4. I gave up having a conscience for lent.
3. I gave up caring anymore Real Caldari Hull Tank (And Win doing so) Support https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=16580 |
Sakurako Kimino
Volatile Nature
12
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:36:00 -
[99] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:Would you like help transferring a supercap? I act as a trusted third party to escrow such transactions, just like Chribba!
please contact me in game i have 3 erebus and a nyx to sell.
eve is about sin |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
525
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Posted - 2012.02.20 09:17:00 -
[100] - Quote
Danika Princip wrote:You fell for literally the best documented scam in eve.
Well done.
What saddens me is that he only asked for 2 billion, surely a deposit to admit an entire corp should be 5 billion.
Crappy scam. (and about the first thing you learn about eve is that you don't give the goons, money, ever.) - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
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Soldarius
United Highsec Front The 99 Percent
159
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Posted - 2012.02.20 10:29:00 -
[101] - Quote
http://kellyjaye.patriotactionnetwork.com/files/2011/10/3bcf4274_n79020_facepalm2028house29.jpg
Ugh, again? "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
Sweetest Kiss
8
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Posted - 2012.02.20 12:57:00 -
[102] - Quote
Some jokes never get old. Like |
Baraka Saibot
Wobbling Frog Inc
14
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Posted - 2012.02.20 13:47:00 -
[103] - Quote
This just never, ever, get's old. |
Acac Sunflyier
Burning Star L.L.C.
76
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Posted - 2012.02.20 13:55:00 -
[104] - Quote
For a second I thought it said 2 trillion |
Maxx86
Maverick Coalition Otas Federation
8
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Posted - 2012.02.20 14:14:00 -
[105] - Quote
I fell for it myself man... i'm sorry about this. What ccp needs to do is to REMOVE the damn rule they put in the recruitment channel, about being forbidden to use it as a platform to locate players to scam. at least people would stay aware that there are a lot of idiots that break the rules 'cause ccp can't enforce them |
Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
341
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Posted - 2012.02.20 17:07:00 -
[106] - Quote
Maxx86 wrote:I fell for it myself man... i'm sorry about this. What ccp needs to do is to REMOVE the damn rule they put in the recruitment channel, about being forbidden to use it as a platform to locate players to scam. at least people would stay aware that there are a lot of idiots that break the rules 'cause ccp can't enforce them
Trust me, this would do NOTHING to improve the situation. This is *THE OLDEST* scam in the book. Goons have been doing this even before the "double your ISK" scams popped up. |
Xolve
The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore
913
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Posted - 2012.02.20 17:18:00 -
[107] - Quote
Well- since this thread isn't new or 'edgy'...
As the official property management director of the almighty Test Alliance, Please Ignore, I would like to inform you of a glorious oppurtunity to rent and own your very own system(s) in Fountain, here you can enjoy such lovely things such as:
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Contact me in-game or through EvE-mail to discuss your alliances profitable future in Fountain! Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
Zangorus
Comply Or Die
620
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Posted - 2012.02.20 17:26:00 -
[108] - Quote
http://tinyurl.com/75bvoh5 Like my comment and recieve 1 million isk ingame! |
Paragon Renegade
Wyvern Operations
288
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Posted - 2012.02.20 17:40:00 -
[109] - Quote
Nah, Goons are the best.
Why? They know what's up, exploit the game and grief as much as possible; they take such pride in being reviled by everyone... you have to respect that! The pie is a tautology |
rEpLaY SaNe
Viziam Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.03.10 00:32:00 -
[110] - Quote
I was just taken by this scam for 1 billion, witch i bought threw plex since i'm just really starting out in the game and i want to give myself a little isk to play with. I know scamming is a part of EvE scams like this will kill a game, raping new players because their just getting their feet wet will only get them to cancel their Subs and move on. Call me a n00b because i am one. |
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Valentyn3
Deep Core Mining Inc.
106
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Posted - 2012.03.10 00:41:00 -
[111] - Quote
rEpLaY SaNe wrote:I was just taken by this scam for 1 billion, witch i bought threw plex since i'm just really starting out in the game and i want to give myself a little isk to play with. I know scamming is a part of EvE scams like this will kill a game, raping new players because their just getting their feet wet will only get them to cancel their Subs and move on. Call me a n00b because i am one.
Kill the game?
Ha, not likely. Believe it or not, most people aren't dumb enough to spend $40 on in game money for a game they just started playing. I don't always use hax. But when I do, it's because I'm an NPC.. http://i.imgur.com/PUZou.jpg
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Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1368
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Posted - 2012.03.10 00:44:00 -
[112] - Quote
Inkdew wrote:Vicky Somers wrote:Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.
#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.
#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.
#3 Join goonswarm in eve.
#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
I will NEVER understand why people are willing to pay to join a forum -_-
well i am paying monthly sub to be on these forums. Altho i heard there is an game attached, gonna check it soon. |
Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
21
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:10:00 -
[113] - Quote
1. You gave the goons 2bill. 2. You told everyone how foolish you are by posting on the forums.
bahahahaha
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Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
21
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:12:00 -
[114] - Quote
rEpLaY SaNe wrote:I was just taken by this scam for 1 billion, witch i bought threw plex since i'm just really starting out in the game and i want to give myself a little isk to play with. I know scamming is a part of EvE scams like this will kill a game, raping new players because their just getting their feet wet will only get them to cancel their Subs and move on. Call me a n00b because i am one.
New players who don't buy isk dont get scammed for a billion and therefore don't have this problem. |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
248
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:17:00 -
[115] - Quote
Komen wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:Mors Magne wrote: Surely, every pod pilot who has a moral conscience,
All 5 of them will make a fearsome force. 4. I gave up having a conscience for lent.
I gave up having a conscience as a bad habit. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Alara IonStorm
1761
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:25:00 -
[116] - Quote
Valentyn3 wrote:rEpLaY SaNe wrote:I was just taken by this scam for 1 billion, witch i bought threw plex since i'm just really starting out in the game and i want to give myself a little isk to play with. I know scamming is a part of EvE scams like this will kill a game, raping new players because their just getting their feet wet will only get them to cancel their Subs and move on. Call me a n00b because i am one. Kill the game? Ha, not likely. Believe it or not, most people aren't dumb enough to spend $40 on in game money for a game they just started playing. Then press the cash transfer button on all of it.
But those few who do provide enough reputation for 10 new subs...
9 of which are smart enough ect.
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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
249
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:26:00 -
[117] - Quote
Bootleg Jack wrote:rEpLaY SaNe wrote:I was just taken by this scam for 1 billion, witch i bought threw plex since i'm just really starting out in the game and i want to give myself a little isk to play with. I know scamming is a part of EvE scams like this will kill a game, raping new players because their just getting their feet wet will only get them to cancel their Subs and move on. Call me a n00b because i am one. New players who don't buy isk dont get scammed for a billion and therefore don't have this problem.
Even with a negative wallet this guy would have more money than sense. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
robbyx
Sons Of Alexander AL3XAND3R.
60
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Posted - 2012.03.10 01:50:00 -
[118] - Quote
I dont know what the OP did wrong....i sent Goons my 2 billion isk and promptly received my free family sized tube of KY jelly, 18 inch black rubber c*ck and my 2 sizes to small pink hot pants......patiently awaiting further instructions. |
Valentyn3
Deep Core Mining Inc.
106
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Posted - 2012.03.10 02:31:00 -
[119] - Quote
Almost forgot my standard response to this kind of thing.
http://i.imgur.com/8HAQD.png I don't always use hax. But when I do, it's because I'm an NPC.. http://i.imgur.com/PUZou.jpg
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
398
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Posted - 2012.03.10 02:38:00 -
[120] - Quote
hay! I'm in late... I just wanted to throw out a quick "lol"
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Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
266
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Posted - 2012.03.10 02:41:00 -
[121] - Quote
Thread brought a smile to my face. Wish I were a good scammer. It's pretty dull work though. It's actually a lot like mining if you replace the mining lasers with chat windows and the asteroids with idiots. I just don't have that kind of patience.
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Drew Solaert
University of Caille Gallente Federation
79
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Posted - 2012.03.10 02:55:00 -
[122] - Quote
How, How do people still fall for this For every player ship that blows up, the wheels of the economy turn slightly faster. -áDo your bit today. -áGo out and PEW.
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Cindy Marco
Expanse Security
47
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Posted - 2012.03.10 03:11:00 -
[123] - Quote
I don't know why you would want to advertise that your an easy mark.
Especially in a wretched hive of scum and villainy. |
Sloppy Podfarts
Hedion University Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2012.03.10 04:19:00 -
[124] - Quote
Drew Solaert wrote:How, How do people still fall for this
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Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
229
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Posted - 2012.03.10 04:38:00 -
[125] - Quote
Is this what IRC has come to? "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Basileus Volkan
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
101
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Posted - 2012.03.10 04:54:00 -
[126] - Quote
I thought this thread was a call to war against Goons.
Then it turned out to be a regular "Wah wah I got scammed" thread and now I'm disappointed. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1784
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:14:00 -
[127] - Quote
Dirk Magnum wrote:Is this what IRC has come to?
Don't pick on IRC. We love IRC.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:14:00 -
[128] - Quote
Tarsus Zateki wrote:[Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site.
BoB...BoB...weren't they those douche bags who used to talk a lot of **** in the forums, owned a large wack of space, kept a bunch of pets, had a tonne of devs in their corps, and used to brag to their members about how they could and would affect the direction of development of the game?
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Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1784
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:21:00 -
[129] - Quote
Hartmann Pitts wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:[Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. BoB...BoB...weren't they those douche bags who used to talk a lot of **** in the forums, owned a large wack of space, kept a bunch of pets, had a tonne of devs in their corps, and used to brag to their members about how they could and would affect the direction of development of the game?
You're not as clever as you think you are.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:23:00 -
[130] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:Hartmann Pitts wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:[Every alliance in the game with anywhere near the capacity to be a threat to us has already tried and failed. BoB is currently attempting it again for the fourth time. What make you think you stand any chance? Goonswarm isn't a Vanguard Incursion site. BoB...BoB...weren't they those douche bags who used to talk a lot of **** in the forums, owned a large wack of space, kept a bunch of pets, had a tonne of devs in their corps, and used to brag to their members about how they could and would affect the direction of development of the game? You're not as clever as you think you are.
So that's why you're the best poster in Goons. It's great to see the man, the legend, in action. |
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
353
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:24:00 -
[131] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote: You're not as clever as you think you are.
I seriously have a difficult time paying attention to your posts... I keep getting distracted by that face. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1784
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:25:00 -
[132] - Quote
Hartmann Pitts wrote:So that's why you're the best poster in Goons. It's great to see the man, the legend, in action.
I don't claim to be the best poster in Goonswarm. I claim the title of sexiest avatar, however.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
267
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:26:00 -
[133] - Quote
Dirk Magnum wrote:Is this what IRC has come to?
Whoa whoa whoa hold it. This guy is IRC now? Oh yeah, there's a morally upstanding alliance. Don't you have to beat up a cancer patient for your initiation? |
Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:33:00 -
[134] - Quote
Johnny Marzetti wrote:Dirk Magnum wrote:Is this what IRC has come to? Whoa whoa whoa hold it. This guy is IRC now? Oh yeah, there's a morally upstanding alliance. Don't you have to beat up a cancer patient for your initiation?
No, you just have to donate $10 as a token of devotion to a Fuhreprinzip and wait three months. Kinda like Scientology.
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Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
267
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:37:00 -
[135] - Quote
Hartmann Pitts wrote: No, you just have to donate $10 as a token of devotion to a Fuhreprinzip and wait three months. Kinda like Scientology.
No, you dumb pubbie, I'm talking about IRC's well known abuse of cancer patients. Run along, grown ups are talking.
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Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:45:00 -
[136] - Quote
Johnny Marzetti wrote:Hartmann Pitts wrote: No, you just have to donate $10 as a token of devotion to a Fuhreprinzip and wait three months. Kinda like Scientology.
No, you dumb pubbie, I'm talking about IRC's well known abuse of cancer patients. Run along, grown ups are talking.
Geeze, you make them sound like they're the kinds of people who would laugh at someone who got tragically run over by a bus. They must be terrible human beings.
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Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
267
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:53:00 -
[137] - Quote
Hartmann Pitts wrote:Johnny Marzetti wrote:Hartmann Pitts wrote: No, you just have to donate $10 as a token of devotion to a Fuhreprinzip and wait three months. Kinda like Scientology.
No, you dumb pubbie, I'm talking about IRC's well known abuse of cancer patients. Run along, grown ups are talking. Geeze, you make them sound like they're the kinds of people who would laugh at someone who got tragically run over by a bus. They must be terrible human beings.
Oh look, tu quoque. But I never made the argument you are trying in your mentally handicapped fashion to counter. |
Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 06:06:00 -
[138] - Quote
Johnny Marzetti wrote:Hartmann Pitts wrote:Johnny Marzetti wrote:Hartmann Pitts wrote: No, you just have to donate $10 as a token of devotion to a Fuhreprinzip and wait three months. Kinda like Scientology.
No, you dumb pubbie, I'm talking about IRC's well known abuse of cancer patients. Run along, grown ups are talking. Geeze, you make them sound like they're the kinds of people who would laugh at someone who got tragically run over by a bus. They must be terrible human beings. Oh look, tu quoque. But I never made the argument you are trying in your mentally handicapped fashion to counter.
Part of being a good Bee is knowing Goon history. That way you don't end up looking stupid in forums when some "pubbie" knows more about Goon-lore than you do.
Isn't there still a Wiki you're supposed to read or something when you join? |
Hartmann Pitts
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.10 06:06:00 -
[139] - Quote
Double post evidence that I am, in fact, a pubbie. |
Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
267
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Posted - 2012.03.10 06:09:00 -
[140] - Quote
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm saying that your argument is dumb. |
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Sidrat Flush
Life is Experience
8
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Posted - 2012.03.10 12:02:00 -
[141] - Quote
A policy is there for a reason - the reason is sound. It doesn't have to be an honest statement or even make sense - it only rely's on the signature party to understand and agree to the terms no matter how weird it actually is.
I was 13 when I realised my peers didn't read contracts.
I should have had free lunches for the next two years from the entire class.
They got off easy |
Peter Raptor
The Scope Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.03.10 12:34:00 -
[142] - Quote
Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons never scam; I don't understand why there are so many threads posted involving these terrible character assassination attacks on our reputable alliance.
On a completely different note, as a licensed and accredited Goonswarm Recruitment Officer for Bat Country, I can assist you with the process of applying to Goonswarm should you choose to do so. Simply contact me, and we can go from there!
You tried to recruit me once, you were sooooooooo friendly, pity about the money that I was gonna lose if I applied.........
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Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
179
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:05:00 -
[143] - Quote
Aaawwwwww, those goons, scamming everyone they can, then RMT the ISK...
Wait a minute....this....isn't new news. Haven't they been doing this ever since I first heard of them. While key people looks the other way, hence why they're still doing this.
Might as well get used to it... "Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to a**holes. This includes me." |
Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
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Posted - 2012.03.10 21:33:00 -
[144] - Quote
Mai Khumm wrote:Aaawwwwww, those goons, scamming everyone they can, then RMT the ISK...
If you're going to accuse anyone of RMT then you should be ready to supply evidence or simply admit that you are the kind of person whose mind doesn't distinguish between truth and truthiness. Take your pick.
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Plaude Pollard
Aliastra Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2012.03.10 22:35:00 -
[145] - Quote
You sound surprised. I thought it was common knowledge that Goonswarm were scammers, but it seems you missed out on that note, which caused you to lose 2 billion ISK. Nice job. I am sure Goonswarm appreciate your donation.
Note: I don't support Goonswarm, but I'm not going to actively go against them either. As long as they leave me alone, I won't have to rally a fleet of allies to bring down Goonswarm or the CFC in general. Then again, even if they did give me a reason, I doubt I'd be able to raise a big enough fleet to take on Goonswarm and the CFC. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1786
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Posted - 2012.03.11 03:10:00 -
[146] - Quote
Mai Khumm wrote:RMT the ISK....
This is especially hilarious considering who you pay rent to every month.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2349
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Posted - 2012.03.11 05:12:00 -
[147] - Quote
Goons are charitable people. We do not lie, cheat or steal, nor do we look favourably upon those who do.
In fact, not long ago we sponsored a school in Haiti and contributed $80,000 between us. They used the money to more than double their budget, fund adult literacy classes and do other awesome stuff.
http://i.imgur.com/w1jBH.jpg "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |
Weiland Taur
Ceptic Innovations Rebel Alliance of New Eden
43
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Posted - 2012.03.11 05:29:00 -
[148] - Quote
I thought I smelled something, the oily stench of another forum corpse propped up with stale pronouncements of "******** noob, it's Goonswarm, learn to read!"
We'll here's my contribution to this necrotic circle jerk.
OP and everyone else waiting in line to fall for a Goon scam, instead of trying to buy your way into the cool kid crowd, (admit it, that's what you're doing) do what the Goons did and play the damn game. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
224
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Posted - 2012.03.11 05:42:00 -
[149] - Quote
Plaude Pollard wrote:Then again, even if they did give me a reason, I doubt I'd be able to raise a big enough fleet to take on Goonswarm and the CFC. You could always join the bigget (ship) fleets ever, the famous titan blobs that are supposed to be able to hold off goons with a mere finger on their turret module.
Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
360
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Posted - 2012.03.11 06:53:00 -
[150] - Quote
Did this war ever happen, or is this still in the discussion phase?
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2349
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Posted - 2012.03.11 07:01:00 -
[151] - Quote
Serene Repose wrote:Did this war ever happen, or is this still in the discussion phase?
Yes, Deklein is a smoldering ruin. "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |
Opertone
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
114
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Posted - 2012.03.11 11:00:00 -
[152] - Quote
Seemingly GS is mostly comprised of US pubic.
A common thing is to pump out so much BS, that even Jesus himself can't take it.
"Lord, how stupid must scammers be to come up with made up shift on daily basis"
Disaster in brains is when scams are made by stupids. |
Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.03.11 11:15:00 -
[153] - Quote
Valei Khurelem wrote:
I thought the best documented scam was the EVE bank? Or is this a Goonswarm alt. posting propaganda pieces?
If someone demands money for services they haven't rendered, you have the right to walk away, where the hell did peoples common sense go? I swear the internet these days is just a trap for the stupid.
A post I can finally agree with...
Besides, why would anyone pay 2 BIllion to join ANY Corp even if it wasn't a scam??? |
Enuen Ravenseye
Aliastra Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.03.11 13:47:00 -
[154] - Quote
Mors Magne wrote:I think most people feel more confortable being good and honest.
I don't think EVE is the game for you.
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Reilly Duvolle
Hydra Squadron
437
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Posted - 2012.03.11 14:52:00 -
[155] - Quote
Enuen Ravenseye wrote:Mors Magne wrote:I think most people feel more confortable being good and honest. I don't think EVE is the game for you.
There is a difference between accepting or even enjoying that the game caters for all playstyles, and contains many whos entire existence is about scamming and griefing oithers, and taking pleasure of doing this yourself.
Contrary to popular belief, the majority of EVE players does in fact not scam, grief, cheat or steal. It doesnt mean that they dont like or cant like the game. |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
847
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Posted - 2012.03.11 15:33:00 -
[156] - Quote
Reilly Duvolle wrote:There is a difference between accepting or even enjoying that the game caters for all playstyles, and contains many whos entire existence is about scamming and griefing oithers, and taking pleasure of doing this yourself.
Player driven content, this should tell you something?
Then if you have to blame someone it's not those doing whatever IS ALOUD in game but blame those incapable to fix gaming rules, right?
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Reilly Duvolle
Hydra Squadron
437
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Posted - 2012.03.11 15:41:00 -
[157] - Quote
Tanya Powers wrote: Player driven content, this should tell you something?
Yes it does. Some of it will be people scamming, griefing, cheating and stealing. Most of it will be other stuff. |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
839
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Posted - 2012.03.11 17:15:00 -
[158] - Quote
Hello, I am Sordeo's commanding officer. He has been suspended from duty without pay and has a pending court martial later in April. We do not tolerate scamming or any other disehonoureable conduct in Thunderwaffe. |
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