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AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
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Posted - 2012.02.19 12:45:00 -
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So...I don't even know where to begin.
Maybe with Colin Farrell, who is so puny looking I'm amazed he even got through the golden arches of Hollywood in the first place - now he's reprising a role originally played by a 6'2", muscle-bound Austrian, with a voice that fish can hear 500 fathoms down.
Maybe I'll fire a few bullets across the bow of Kate Beckinsale, as I dread to think what god forsaken accent the director is going to force out of her for the role of Lori, previously played by Sharon Stone. Oh, the director is married to her. Great...I bet that was a sticky casting couch.
I don't mind Len Wisemen really, he's okay. No great complaints about his directorial style, considering the dreadful material he had to work with. Oh wait...he wrote the story for Underwuld.
Bill Nighy as Kuato...'open your mind'....
At least Jessica Biel is in it, playing Melina. Hopefully the scene where Lori gets shot by Quaid will be replaced by Lori and Melina cat-fighting. No 'consider that a divorce' line from Colin Farrell and something to numb the pain at that point from what will be most likely a truly vomit-inducing film.
Bryan Cranston as Cohaagen. Not bad...a reliably reliable actor, the kind of guy that turns up, does the job, and leaves without leaving any resonance behind, very similar to the original Cohaagen, Ronny Cox.
Ethan Hawke is in it - no idea what role he's going to play, but probably the "I work for the bad guy but feel bad about it, so I'm gonna help you, to save my soul" type-of-character, as that's the kind of clich+¬'d moping ***** that guy has played for years now - ever since he got wrinkles the size of the grand canyon.
Special FX are gonna be a combination of The Senate VFX (Captain America) and Double Negative (Inception) so I guess it's gonna be hard for them screw up an early 90's sci-fi movie.
I just wish they would make something new, because it's not like Philip K **** only wrote this, 'The Martian Chronicles', 'Do Andriod's dream of electric sheep?' and 'A Scanner Darkly' - we wrote over 40 books and it'd be a shame not to explore all of the concepts in his stories.
So, another 90's rehash for fuckin' money, because the studio owner has got 4 kids to feed? Or the potential for a genuinely awesome pop-corn movie?
AK
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Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2012.02.19 13:32:00 -
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Who is playing 3 tittied girl? disorientating |
Ursula LeGuinn
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Posted - 2012.02.19 13:35:00 -
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I've read literally all of Philip K. ****'s fiction, and there's plenty of material there from which to make dozens of amazing science fiction films. A visionary director, professional crew and talented cast would get the job done.
I'd like to see Neuromancer made into a film one of these days, for example.
I don't watch modern Hollywood remakes GÇö period. Perhaps if a remake comes along that's actually better than the original film (there have been a few of those, but none were made in the 21st century), I'll consider it.
Also, you can tell you're on the EVE forum when Philip K. **** gets censored. "The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community."-áGÇö-áEVElopedia |
baltec1
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:25:00 -
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Word has it this one won't even take place on Mars... |
Liam Mirren
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:28:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Who is playing 3 tittied girl?
This question needs answering.
Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
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Shalia Ripper
The Elevens
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:31:00 -
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Don't forget he also wrote the books/stories that were adapted into Minority Report, Paycheck, Screamers , Next and the Adjustment Bureau. BC4CSM
Malcanis for CSM |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2012.02.19 16:35:00 -
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Liam Mirren wrote:rodyas wrote:Who is playing 3 tittied girl? This question needs answering. yes, this is the most important question of all. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Renturu
Tribal Spirit The Nest Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.20 05:09:00 -
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I Loathe... wait.. that is too mild of a word... I absolutely can not stand Hollywood rehashes anymore it makes me savor the sweet taste of a hollow-point.
When are these losers gonna get some real talent and start coming up with their own ideas instead of screwing up others that were done when there was actually talent in the world...
I digress.
Farnsworth If EvE WiS is Space Barbie, then I'm built like a Ken Doll:
Nothin' but 14 inches of T'aint; Smooth, from front to butt!!! |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.02.20 05:27:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:Liam Mirren wrote:rodyas wrote:Who is playing 3 tittied girl? This question needs answering. yes, this is the most important question of all. Answer Question and then /Thread.
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Frank Millar
The Corporation Incorporated The Revolution.
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Posted - 2012.02.20 05:41:00 -
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Tbh, I don't think there will be a 3 tittied girl.
Because, you know, no Paul Verhoeven as director and Hollywood being terrible.
The suckage will be colossal.
I'll stick to the original, thank you very much. |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
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Posted - 2012.02.20 06:08:00 -
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Frank Millar wrote:Tbh, I don't think there will be a 3 tittied girl.
Heresy!
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
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Posted - 2012.02.20 09:46:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Who is playing 3 tittied girl?
No ******* anymore, I guess. This is 2012 and one does not want to **** off those soccer moms, after all. Unbanned since 2011.10.20. |
evereplicant
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.02.20 16:15:00 -
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please no no no, dont remake this film i beg you. Colin Farell is terrible. He messed up alexander and even worse the role he played in another remake Fright Night was terrible too... My god why cant they just leave well alone!! |
Pulgy
Shadows Of The Federation Drunk 'n' Disorderly
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Posted - 2012.02.21 00:10:00 -
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**** Hollywood. Also it'll be rated PG-13. Monkeys writing-á Shakespeare? That's like putting CCP in charge of game balance and content updates. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
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Posted - 2012.02.21 00:16:00 -
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Pulgy wrote:**** Hollywood. Also it'll be rated PG-13.
Film ratings standards get changed... Tank Girl used to be rated X because of the kangaroo people sex
Wait, female nipples still can't be shown in PG-13 movies can they? That's because they're from the devil. |
Alain Kinsella
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Posted - 2012.02.21 00:55:00 -
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evereplicant wrote:please no no no, dont remake this film i beg you. Colin Farell is terrible. He messed up alexander and even worse the role he played in another remake Fright Night was terrible too... My god why cant they just leave well alone!!
This. A Lot.
Would have preferred a movie based on 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress' but its unlikely that's ever going to get approved ("Libertarian Revolution? Really? Get out.").
Also, can't get a Myst/D'ni based movie off the ground (despite the dark aspects that are available for a movie) and yet these remakes pop up like weeds. Sheesh! I may have come here from Myst Online, but that does not make me any less bloodthirsty than the average Eve player.
Just more subtle.
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VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.02.21 21:19:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Pulgy wrote:**** Hollywood. Also it'll be rated PG-13. Film ratings standards get changed... Tank Girl used to be rated X because of the kangaroo people sex Wait, female nipples still can't be shown in PG-13 movies can they? That's because they're from the devil.
They CAN, but they use counts. You can only say the F word so many times...
Our luck the nipple limit is probably only 2! *Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar* -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch
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Pod Potato
Gluttonous Hungers Inc.
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Posted - 2012.04.18 17:27:00 -
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Here's the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GljhR5rk5eY
It does look cool... but I have to agree with the others, this movie will be lacking without tri-boobs. Much like a pepper I enjoy inflicting pain on others... preferably in the mouth and anus. |
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.18 18:32:00 -
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Not as if the first was really all that great. (So the standards aren't too high for the remake.)
At least the world they made looks pretty cool. |
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