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Miz Cenuij
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.03.27 00:45:00 -
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Tonight i took home an amarian hooker wearing a hoody. Nice figure. Got her back 2 my 'launching pad', whipped her hoody off and was horrified 2 c the ugliest swamp donkey ive ever seen. No wonder hoodies r so popular with the amar inbreds.
"Men are going to die... and i'm going to kill them" |
Miz Cenuij
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.03.27 00:45:00 -
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Tonight i took home an amarian hooker wearing a hoody. Nice figure. Got her back 2 my 'launching pad', whipped her hoody off and was horrified 2 c the ugliest swamp donkey ive ever seen. No wonder hoodies r so popular with the amar inbreds.
"Men are going to die... and i'm going to kill them" |
Corwain
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.03.27 00:46:00 -
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For some people it's internet dating sites. For the amarr it's a cowl to the face. --
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Corwain
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.03.27 00:46:00 -
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For some people it's internet dating sites. For the amarr it's a cowl to the face. --
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Tyr Vaantau
Synthetic Frontiers Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:01:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new Amarrian hoodie overlords. ------
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Tyr Vaantau
Synthetic Frontiers Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:01:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new Amarrian hoodie overlords. ------
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Frug
Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:02:00 -
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amarrian women are hot, dunno what you're on about.
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
Frug
Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:02:00 -
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amarrian women are hot, dunno what you're on about.
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:11:00 -
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Yes but did you camp her gate?
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:11:00 -
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Yes but did you camp her gate?
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Clinically
ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:20:00 -
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This is what happens when you have to whack out a Thorax at an inconvenient time. ________________
Originally by: Evil Thug I wear pink panties.
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Pink Lemonade
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:37:00 -
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amarrian women and slaver hounds, sometimes i can't tell the difference ...
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Drizit
FREEDOM FIRST Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.27 01:56:00 -
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Just be thankful she was wearing a hoodie, you would probably have been doing a kindness to shoot her but you would have been jumped by Concord if you hadn't done it in the quiet confines of your ship.
The other benefit is that you can insist that she keeps the hoodie on and use your imagination.
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1717
A Dark Cloud Unaffiliated
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Posted - 2008.03.27 02:11:00 -
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Edited by: 1717 on 27/03/2008 02:11:17 Really like the thread, pretty much because it ISN'T about jihadswarm.
And it was funny. nice. eve-online.com |
Rawr Cristina
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.03.27 02:15:00 -
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It's no wonder Amarrian men are cranky all the time ...
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Aliana Valrena
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.27 02:43:00 -
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Ya know...in responding to this the likely irony is that my avatar will still be the ! it's been for quite some time....
But...not all of us need a hoodie.
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Andargor theWise
The Fated Odyssey.
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Posted - 2008.03.27 02:46:00 -
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Originally by: Miz Cenuij Tonight i took home an amarian hooker wearing a hoody. Nice figure. Got her back 2 my 'launching pad', whipped her hoody off and was horrified 2 c the ugliest swamp donkey ive ever seen. No wonder hoodies r so popular with the amar inbreds.
You got scammed, man. - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
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Joe
Umbra Legion
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Posted - 2008.03.27 02:56:00 -
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The first thing I'm going todo with the introduction of Ambulation is buy myself a Hoodie.
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Sniggerdly Hater
The Abyssmal Spire
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Posted - 2008.03.27 03:18:00 -
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You can leave your hood on.
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EQUINAX
ECLIPTIC HORIZON
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Posted - 2008.03.27 03:57:00 -
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Are you sure you brought home an amarrian woman? I didn't know they wore hoodies. :)
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Terianna Eri
FMP Corp
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Posted - 2008.03.27 04:08:00 -
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Originally by: EQUINAX Are you sure you brought home an amarrian woman? I didn't know they wore hoodies. :)
You are correct.
OP, what did you do? __________________________________
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.27 04:16:00 -
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Originally by: EQUINAX Are you sure you brought home an amarrian woman? I didn't know they wore hoodies. :)
It's a MAN, BABY!
...and for the record, I'm hot, whether I'm wearing a hoodie or not.
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.03.27 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn ...and for the record, I'm hot, whether I'm wearing a hoodie or not.
I'd like to point out that Tchell is in a corp called "Deny Reality".
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Lonesome Joe
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.27 04:41:00 -
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Sounds like she was what we call a "two-hooder", That's where you put a hood over her face and a hood over yours in case her hood slips off.
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nihlanth
Nut House Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2008.03.27 04:53:00 -
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Im too sexah for mah hood. Too sexy for my cloak. Too sexy for my robes. Just too damn sexy.
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Pithecanthropus
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.03.27 05:07:00 -
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Let me guess, you still put the ole teeny weeny to her? pewny pewpew, so to speak? Lowering your standards... sinking that low, since no one really cares about you anymore.
pew pew... ROFL.
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F'nog
Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.03.27 05:34:00 -
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Wasn't Miz permabanned?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Dapanman1
Beets and Gravy Syndicate The InterBus Initiative
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Posted - 2008.03.27 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Andargor theWise
Originally by: Miz Cenuij Tonight i took home an amarian hooker wearing a hoody. Nice figure. Got her back 2 my 'launching pad', whipped her hoody off and was horrified 2 c the ugliest swamp donkey ive ever seen. No wonder hoodies r so popular with the amar inbreds.
You got scammed, man.
OH SHI- FULL CIRCLE Beets, you're among friends. |
Oedus Caro
Cross Roads Ouroboros Cross Combine
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Posted - 2008.03.27 07:47:00 -
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First thread in a long while that I've actually enjoyed reading...
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Miz Cenuij
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.03.27 08:01:00 -
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SWEET HEAVENS!
After a few more drinks, I decided to do the honours anyway.
Now the sun has broken over the horizon of the station I'm in I'm really freaked out...
She/it has no hair on her/its head, but a giant forest of it under her/its arm pits. Research in my ships database has placed the closest description to something called a yeti!
I don't know whether to kick it out of bed and get it/her a shuttle home or skin it and make a coat out of it.
Something similar happened last time I "tried" and Amarian. Let this be a lesson to all pod pilots.
Amarian women are the products of generations of inbreeding and should not be touched with anything less than a mining laser.
"Men are going to die... and i'm going to kill them" |
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