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Malarthi Behemoth
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.03.31 04:16:00 -
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Looking for missing small lizard named Pierre Dumonte. Believed to have perished in the vastness of space, please return dead, do not attempt to revive. Generous reward upon return of body.
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the Entity
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Posted - 2008.03.31 04:49:00 -
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um ... im sorry to inform you that i found your lizard and ate it with a creamy cheese sauce.
it was delicious
dont feed the squirrels!
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Malarthi Behemoth
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.03.31 13:51:00 -
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Any proof of this perchance?
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Wkumi
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Posted - 2008.03.31 14:48:00 -
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I would imgaine the proof will "turn" up in around 5 - 6 hours time, feel free to sift through that dudes waste :)
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.31 14:59:00 -
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i lost my mom, someone give me a mommie
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.31 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton i lost my mom, someone give me a mommie
I can't give you back your Mommy, but I can tell you who's your Daddy!
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the Entity
The Archaeological Squirrel Society
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Posted - 2008.03.31 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Malarthi Behemoth Any proof of this perchance?
unfortunately it passed through me rather rapidly, i think the fact it had been dead a while was not a good thing
I had to jetison the facilities out of my ship,the stench was ferocious, and now i have to dock every time i need to go
Id do it again, tasted soo sweet!
dont feed the squirrels!
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Vasili vonHolst
Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:38:00 -
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meow ------------------------------------------------ Movie: + Trillion ISK damage to Care Bear community |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.01 05:18:00 -
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I think I stepped on something... back that way... somewhere...
It made a nice crunch sound ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Atreides Horza
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:42:00 -
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Found
Small iguana, app. 10" long. Green scales with slightly yellow belly. Missing one claw on left front leg. Slightly crooked tail. Playful and fond of human contact. Tasted like chicken.
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
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Malarthi Behemoth
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.04.02 00:31:00 -
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Anyone here have proof yet? I'm still looking for this little blighter...
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ori16
The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.04.02 04:05:00 -
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****** ALERT ****** ALTER all hands to battle stations all hands to battle stations. ori16 |
Pierre Dumonte
Aurora Security The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.04.02 06:08:00 -
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LOL
sorry you feel this way m8, but really when you are flying through 0.0 put your guns in your high slots not in your cargo. and when a dominix is locking your pod for 23 seconds, just warp away. then when he does lock you and doesnt have a point to keep you there warp away. there was no reason you should have died there except the fact that you were not AT ALL ready to be out there.
guns in hold and not in high slots -> http://cyrene.net/main/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2040
the pod kill that should not have been after 23 seconds to lock you while we chatted in private convo initiated by you.
reply to my mail and you will be reimbursed tenfold with knowledge and training on proper 0.0 fittings, or you can continue to whine to the folks here but that will get you nowhere. up to you
Aurora Security is recruiting visit us in "Aurora's Diner" channel A.SEC Recruiting Drive |
Malarthi Behemoth
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.04.02 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Pierre Dumonte LOL
sorry you feel this way m8, but really when you are flying through 0.0 put your guns in your high slots not in your cargo. and when a dominix is locking your pod for 23 seconds, just warp away. then when he does lock you and doesnt have a point to keep you there warp away. there was no reason you should have died there except the fact that you were not AT ALL ready to be out there.
guns in hold and not in high slots -> http://cyrene.net/main/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2040
the pod kill that should not have been after 23 seconds to lock you while we chatted in private convo initiated by you.
reply to my mail and you will be reimbursed tenfold with knowledge and training on proper 0.0 fittings, or you can continue to whine to the folks here but that will get you nowhere. up to you
Here's the thing, I was just moseying on my way to an agent in Highsec, and was looking to shave about 45 minutes of time off by going through Syndicate. You made the choice to attack without provocation, and to pod me for having the audacity to suggest I would have just dropped my cargo. I can replace the ship, that's already been done, and if I wanted to fight in 0,0, I would have been prepared, but what really leaves a bad taste in my mouth is that the first person to kill me was so... Classless about it.
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Rellik B00n
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Posted - 2008.04.02 19:24:00 -
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An early contender for 2008 "LOLwut" award. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. remix:never fades 07(2) |
Andrest Disch
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Posted - 2008.04.02 19:26:00 -
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Edited by: Andrest Disch on 02/04/2008 19:29:18
Originally by: Malarthi Behemoth
Here's the thing, I was just moseying on my way to an agent in Highsec, and was looking to shave about 45 minutes of time off by going through Syndicate. You made the choice to attack without provocation, and to pod me for having the audacity to suggest I would have just dropped my cargo. I can replace the ship, that's already been done, and if I wanted to fight in 0,0, I would have been prepared, but what really leaves a bad taste in my mouth is that the first person to kill me was so... Classless about it.
So much fail.
Edit; Why are you calling him your pet, when he obviously owned you. And offered you help on how not to get owned again. While he had no point.. and you admit to deciding to just go through 0.0 unprepared expecting nothing to happen. And he obviously owned you enough to make you post on the forums about him..
Seriously, how can you think like that?
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Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.04.02 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Malarthi Behemoth Here's the thing, I was just moseying on my way to an agent in Highsec, and was looking to shave about 45 minutes of time off by going through Syndicate. You made the choice to attack without provocation, and to pod me for having the audacity to suggest I would have just dropped my cargo. I can replace the ship, that's already been done, and if I wanted to fight in 0,0, I would have been prepared, but what really leaves a bad taste in my mouth is that the first person to kill me was so... Classless about it.
LoL!
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Wideen
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Posted - 2008.04.02 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza Found
Small iguana, app. 10" long. Green scales with slightly yellow belly. Missing one claw on left front leg. Slightly crooked tail. Playful and fond of human contact. Tasted like chicken.
I loled
Originally by: F'nog Your math intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to its newsletter.
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Kholo Solos
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Posted - 2008.04.02 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: Kholo Solos on 02/04/2008 20:16:37
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton i lost my mom, someone give me a mommie
I can't give you back your Mommy, but I can tell you who's your Daddy!
And what does he do?
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Malarthi Behemoth
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Posted - 2008.04.02 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Andrest Disch Edited by: Andrest Disch on 02/04/2008 19:29:18
Originally by: Malarthi Behemoth
Here's the thing, I was just moseying on my way to an agent in Highsec, and was looking to shave about 45 minutes of time off by going through Syndicate. You made the choice to attack without provocation, and to pod me for having the audacity to suggest I would have just dropped my cargo. I can replace the ship, that's already been done, and if I wanted to fight in 0,0, I would have been prepared, but what really leaves a bad taste in my mouth is that the first person to kill me was so... Classless about it.
So much fail.
Edit; Why are you calling him your pet, when he obviously owned you. And offered you help on how not to get owned again. While he had no point.. and you admit to deciding to just go through 0.0 unprepared expecting nothing to happen. And he obviously owned you enough to make you post on the forums about him..
Seriously, how can you think like that?
'Twas a Hearts in Atlantis reference.
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Malarthi Behemoth
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Posted - 2008.04.02 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
LoL!
I just have to say, congrats on being the first to give the response I fully expected after that post ;)
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Lexodus
Aurora Security The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.04.04 17:29:00 -
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LoL!
Next time you run into Pierre chances are he wont be alone so don't expect any better outcome. I'm considering dedicating my time to hunting you down just to see what kind of funny stuff you can write about me :)
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Malarthi Behemoth
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.04.04 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lexodus LoL!
Next time you run into Pierre chances are he wont be alone so don't expect any better outcome. I'm considering dedicating my time to hunting you down just to see what kind of funny stuff you can write about me :)
Next time I run into Pierre outside CONCORD space, I'll make sure to keep in mind what he taught me... And to have a couple friends nearby.
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Asia Carreera
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Posted - 2008.04.09 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Malarthi Behemoth
Originally by: Lexodus LoL!
Next time you run into Pierre chances are he wont be alone so don't expect any better outcome. I'm considering dedicating my time to hunting you down just to see what kind of funny stuff you can write about me :)
Next time I run into Pierre outside CONCORD space, I'll make sure to keep in mind what he taught me... And to have a couple friends nearby.
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Calvin Firenze
Department of Defence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.09 11:06:00 -
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Here I am thinking this is some great lol thread, and its just a whine.
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