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Chruker
Murky Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 10:59:00 -
[91]
Can't we also get a Give-me-these-skills-now button?
(just like the bhs have on sisi :-)
----- http://games.chruker.dk/eve_online ----- Top wishes: - No daily downtime - Faster training on sisi - Speedup IGB table rendering |

Syekuda
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:14:00 -
[92]
Come on, admit it ! How many people actually tried it... be honest. I must say this one looks more real than last year. I remember last years april fool has a death sentence to CCP. A lot of users didn't complained but threatened to quit and do "mass" suicide.. LMAO
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MOS DEF
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:15:00 -
[93]
How about "We fixed Lag!!"for April 1st 2009?
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Four Degrees
DEEP FRIED RAT Phobos Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:29:00 -
[94]
you guizzzz
u guyzz
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Grainsalt
Free-Corp Foundation Liberty Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:29:00 -
[95]
Hey look, WOW did a proper release with the new Bard class today!!!!
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml
yeah ... Now thats a decent april fools .. ---

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Gawain Hill
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:44:00 -
[96]
last years was better
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Sopha Serpentia
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Posted - 2008.04.01 11:49:00 -
[97]
Yeah its pretty much a dead cert that:-
Silly Development Proposal + April 1st = April Fools joke.
To be honest city of heroes joke was better.
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Trojanman190
The Conflagration New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.04.01 12:12:00 -
[98]
This was awful. Last year's was so much better. 
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Gabrielle Atrocity
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.04.01 12:13:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Grainsalt Hey look, WOW did a proper release with the new Bard class today!!!!
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml
yeah ... Now thats a decent april fools ..
You know... if they actually did that I might have to give the game a try.
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Rawr Cristina
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.04.01 12:52:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Feng Schui OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!
I can help with that 
Nice try CCP but you made it too obvious. Only SOE would go that low  ...
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Flaming sambuka
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.01 12:54:00 -
[101]
Dammit you almost had me!!
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Cergorach
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Posted - 2008.04.01 13:08:00 -
[102]
Do you guys know how disturbing that post is for someone that forgot that it's the 1st of april!?!?
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Arekaine
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Posted - 2008.04.01 13:10:00 -
[103]
Dude. I am totally going to get the TitanAnyWhere feature. Then the FighterAnyWhere feature. Then the DoomsdayDeviceAnyWhere. Oh yeah. I totaly forgot about the Cap ships coming into high sec space....AnyWhere feature. This will totally rock __________________________________________________ Due to a fatal error. This program has been forced to close. Please restart to fix the problem. Any unsaved data will be lost........Sucks huh? |

Printz
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Posted - 2008.04.01 13:15:00 -
[104]
i read it all, stared in amazement for 5 min and thought to my self... wtf... this is tha game i'm playing!??!?!?! .. good fool... cought me by surprize... forgot what date was today so i was totaly taken in... good work CCP, you made me reconsider playin Eve AGAIN!!! but i'm still a moron so i'll continue playin. Anyways, could fall easier for that RemoveLag button as all said, i'd spam it every 3 sec :)) And BeerAnyware sounds nice too (for players, not for you)
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Pharuan
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.04.01 13:29:00 -
[105]
When do we get exotic dancer anywhere button? 2.1?
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Skyr
Black Plague. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.01 13:45:00 -
[106]
Finally, after years of reasoning on players' part CCP started listening and added this much needed feature.
I hope we will not stop her. I hope that with Subscription 2.1 we will also get ISKAnywhere! feature that would be truly useful!
Thank you.
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Hamfast
Lightfoot Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:12:00 -
[107]
Awesome, Can I push my InstaAmmo Buttion with The Finger? --------*****--------
Learn and be informed, because a Politicians worst nightmare is an informed voter...
So choose your CSM Candidates wisely
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Nisd
INDUSTRIA BATTLETECH
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:20:00 -
[108]
well i would say that Xfire still got the best joke.
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Garia666
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E White Core
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:36:00 -
[109]
You could have come with an better april fool item if you asked meh..
Quote: CCP Chronotis Amarr boost is coming in a future dev blog, lets keep this on topic
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:36:00 -
[110]

BlueprintNow Ftw! 
 Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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nihlanth
Nut House Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:42:00 -
[111]
CCP has actually managed to nerf April!
Boost april fools!
Currently, April fools uses too much cap and powergrid, please fix this!
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Lysander Memnos
The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.04.01 14:49:00 -
[112]
Seems like somebody was drinking a little too much Web 2.0 Kool-Aid when they wrote this joke...
Next year, consider something like:
"Quafe Shipments Through Eve Gate to Resume, Somehow" "Concord Calls It Quits, Cites AmmoAnywhere as Factor" "Jove Disease Cured Through Acupuncture, Announces Invasion Plans" "New Playable Race: Cybrids" "Empires Admit Security Rating Mistake, All Systems 0.0" "AI Rats 'Wake Up', Form Union, Petition Greivances"
In-game screenshots or clever renders also heighten the sense of reality. 
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mark sharky
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Posted - 2008.04.01 15:00:00 -
[113]
how much more do i have to pay to fix the lag?
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Serenity Steele
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Posted - 2008.04.01 15:01:00 -
[114]
Thanks for the laugh 
As I read the first paragraph, I thought Subscription 2.0 would be more like: - Account Startup Bundle: 60 Days play time + EvE Strategic Map Book - Renewal Bundle: 3 months play time + Edition of EON - Wingman Bundle: 2 x 3 Months GTC + 1 Edition EON - Annual Bundle: 12 Months play time + 4 Editions EON + Art of Eve Book
C'est la vie, April fool me!
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Letrange
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Posted - 2008.04.01 15:02:00 -
[115]
humm did someone forget the "pop a roid NOW! subscription" that instantly pops a roid and transfers it's minerals to your hauler? With the new "Mineral Vacuum" Module.
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Tobin Shalim
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Posted - 2008.04.01 15:13:00 -
[116]
*yawn* even i knew it was an april fools in the first paragraph. shoulda gone for something more believable CCP, such as:
"Due to an unfortunate programming error, we have discovered that the latest patch will accidentally format your entire hard drive unless you uninstall and reinstall Eve before you reboot. Rebooting without doing this will result in a corrupted hard drive."
and then put out an actual patch that was totally meaningless in some fashion. 
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Fenderson
Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 16:00:00 -
[117]
I would like to request that a DoomsdayAnywhere service be added.
DO YOU PLAY POKER???? Join ingame channels "DOA Poker" and "Eve Online Hold'em" |

Fenderson
Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 16:02:00 -
[118]
but srsly, you had me going until the part about removing ammo manufacturing.
DO YOU PLAY POKER???? Join ingame channels "DOA Poker" and "Eve Online Hold'em" |

Banarius
The Elear FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.01 16:22:00 -
[119]
I love April Fool's Day...but really...you could have tried a bit harder to really freak ppl out...hehe...still, it was good for a chuckle...nice to see that you guys aren't all business and like to have fun too 
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padraig animal
MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.01 16:29:00 -
[120]
Nice 1 got me almost lol
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