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joshmorris
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Posted - 2008.04.05 23:04:00 -
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2 really random posts in last few days.
Ohhh mindy and zombie invasion .... ohhh im glad tranquility will still be up when my family is trying to eat me alive.
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zombiedeadhead
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Posted - 2008.04.05 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Thargat Show me the Zombies!!
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umop 3pisdn
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Posted - 2008.04.06 08:43:00 -
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This is an excellent thread and tbh I am glad the devs are taking this threat seriously.
In the event of zompocalypse I will be hosting a zomsmack down killboard for us all to post some pretty pictures of the dissmembered undead.
Perhaps some more tips on zombie proofing and defending ourselves/family's/assets would be good.
I would love to see zombies make their way into the eve storyline at some point.
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Ishina Fel
Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.04.06 10:34:00 -
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I love this thread so much.
Bored during Downtime? Why not try Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN! |
Venkul Mul
Vikramaditya DO JAJA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.06 11:09:00 -
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You should remember that Iceland people are of proud Viking stock and that axes work very well on Zombies.
So you only need to issue enough axes and all will be well.
Oh, and beer, beer is indispensable of a proud Viking warrior.
Wit enough beer you get to kill 2 Zombies with one swing of the axe.
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Sokratesz
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Posted - 2008.04.06 11:57:00 -
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This thread is made of win. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Yes i know i spelled COAD wrong. Stop mailing me about it
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WulfWestphal
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Posted - 2008.04.06 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kirren D'marr
Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going?
your zombi-fu is weak too. i have to inform you, that zombies doesnt need brains to keep on going. they merely like the taste. the organisms of a zombie is at halt. there is nothing that would convert food, be it a leg or a brain. they act completely instinctivly and can go on without food (brain) supply as long as they not decay or are stopped by anti-zombie racists. ---
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Chinger
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Posted - 2008.04.06 14:03:00 -
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Still going strong. Maybe we should sticky this to better inform the eve populace of the zombie threat.
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Ja'kar
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Posted - 2008.04.06 14:12:00 -
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I will open the 1st adult and zombie xse club for those that like to get down and dirty. Ofc condoms need to be used at all times, and clients should double check for teeth b4 oral.
have a Zombie and have a great time
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Freya Runestone
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Posted - 2008.04.06 14:15:00 -
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Edited by: Freya Runestone on 06/04/2008 14:15:06
Originally by: Zaknussem Zombie + ocean = Corpse in water.
Corpse in water + shark = Shark snack.
Shark snack + zombie virus = Zombie shark, or a zhark.
Zhark > Shark with friggin' laser beams.
What frightens me most is the though of the corpse being eaten by a shark which already has friggin' laser beams
That would mean we would have a Zhark with Friggin' laser Beams to deal with, not just a Zhark
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Sodium Phosphate
Ganja Labs
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Posted - 2008.04.06 14:23:00 -
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There needs to be a zombie outbreak at a certain station ::cough:: jita 4-4 ::cough::. /me runs to lab to grab zombie virus
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Ticl Er
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Posted - 2008.04.07 00:01:00 -
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IBTL
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Larken
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2008.04.07 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Siddy Edited by: Siddy on 04/04/2008 19:08:36 Zombi hampsters need no rest, no sleep, they wont stop at nothing...
PS; iceland = ex vikings...
regular icelandian = 10 US marines
Favorite wepon of viking = Axe
Axe > Zombie
Iceland = win
QFT
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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.07 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Sodium Phosphate There needs to be a zombie outbreak at a certain station ::cough:: jita 4-4 ::cough::. /me runs to lab to grab zombie virus
With all that coughing you'd think you're the carrier of it.
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DGWabbit
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Posted - 2008.04.07 03:55:00 -
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Very interesting...however I do feel lag will be a major issue in the event of a zombie incursion since so many variables will be present, such as the individual viral pathogens that world will now have to render.
An another very serious note...what about a:
Vampire Incursion
I recently watched 30 days of night and I think Iceland has a similar season (i wouldn't know i live in the desert)...could this sort of threat also endanger our investments??? I saw a post in regards to Iceland's brutal winters, but in 30 days of night those vampires didn't slow the slightest even in a blizzard.
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Kash Ka
Cosmic Vacum Cleaners
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Posted - 2008.04.07 07:20:00 -
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Edited by: Kash Ka on 07/04/2008 07:22:38 Edited by: Kash Ka on 07/04/2008 07:21:22
Originally by: Feng Schui
Originally by: Kirren D'marr
Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag?
This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep.
Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going?
GoonSwarm
Hmm that might work as resent research has found that zombies eat every thing. Meaning that a goon would indeed work because of the large ammounts of fat.
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Jimmae
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Posted - 2008.04.07 15:14:00 -
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Originally by: GM Tacgnol Hey man, have you even seen our military? (For the record, yes, that is the entirety of the Icelandic Armed Forces. There's also a couple of jeeps, but you don't see those on the picture). Those guys sure could kick some major zombie ass. And, they've got jeeps, man. Two of them! Everyone knows that Jeeps outrun zombies.
These guys are equipped with G3's by Heckler & Koch!
7.62mm NATO full metal jacket, baby! Zombie stopping power at it's finest I can tell you. Not like those pesky 5.56mm peas that the M16 fires. (A GI called my G3 a "******* elephant gun" back when I was serving.)
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Avegh Brykk
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Posted - 2008.04.07 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Chronotis
The servers in London
I'm told the servers are in Slough, they've had a zombie problem since the 60's.
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Bish Ounen
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Posted - 2008.04.07 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: WulfWestphal
your zombi-fu is weak too. i have to inform you, that zombies doesnt need brains to keep on going.
Well now, that depends entirely on which zombie you ask.
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Ehranavaar
CompleXion Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:10:00 -
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Originally by: DGWabbit
Vampire Incursion
I recently watched 30 days of night and I think Iceland has a similar season (i wouldn't know i live in the desert)...could this sort of threat also endanger our investments??? I saw a post in regards to Iceland's brutal winters, but in 30 days of night those vampires didn't slow the slightest even in a blizzard.
the movie producers forgot that meat freezes solid if unprotected. vampsicles are somehow not quite so terrifying.
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Siddy
Paisti Paisti Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:14:00 -
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IIRC - USA is responsible for defending Iceland.
They got bases there and whatnot, what is grate fail, since we all know US army sucks against zombies.
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Primnproper
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Gangleri
- Our research indicates that Zombies do indeed have trouble operating machinery required to travel over sea or air, they are also not likely to be able to survive the swim due to the vicious local wildlife. It is not widely known that the Icelandic government has an ongoing project concerning the training of sharks for this exact purpose.
But surely that risks turning the sharks into zombies too |
YongMin Shu
Hulk Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Gangleri
- Your estimation of Londons advantages are very optimistic to say the least, there are plans for immediate evacuation of key personnel from there in the event of a Zombie Incursion
I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time.
May i point out this is a MAJOR error? It has been proven time and again that evacuation only spreads the Zombie Incursion
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: YongMin Shu
Originally by: CCP Gangleri
- Your estimation of Londons advantages are very optimistic to say the least, there are plans for immediate evacuation of key personnel from there in the event of a Zombie Incursion
I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time.
May i point out this is a MAJOR error? It has been proven time and again that evacuation only spreads the Zombie Incursion
Zombie alt spotted
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Akkarin Pagan
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: umop 3pisdn
I would love to see zombies make their way into the eve storyline at some point.
Check out the Sanshas Nation for zombies!
Anyway, as a bit of a zombie expert (I'm a veteran of Dead Rising, and Resident Evil), and due to the expertise brought in by the merger with White Wolf on Vampires and Werewolves, I can see that CCP is fully protected from the undead, but has anyone thought about defence against dinosours, specifically Velociraptors (well Deonichus, but velociraptor sounds cooler).
Science makes huge leaps on a daily basis, surely a resurgence in dinosaurs, Jurassic Park style is an eventuality that must be planned for.
Won't someone please think of the children!!!!
Akkarin
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. I don't mean to sound bitter and twisted, but I am, so that's how it comes out. <3 - Immy |
Garat Mant
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:50:00 -
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Originally by: Haradgrim
Zombie alt spotted
I will be sending you the laundry bill for the NOS energy drink I spilled on my shirt --
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RagnarH
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Posted - 2008.04.07 16:50:00 -
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Originally by: Commander TwoGirl
Limited Military ū The Icelandic military hasnĘt really won any wars lately, have they?
wtf u talking about, we won the british in the COD war 1975 (there were 3 cod wars)
Tho it was our coast guard that won it
FYI, iceland dont have an army. -------------------------- For your termination of Lord Zap we have paid you the bounty that was set to his head: 15,817,032 ISK
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Helen Hunts
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Posted - 2008.04.07 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Jimmae
Originally by: GM Tacgnol Hey man, have you even seen our military? (For the record, yes, that is the entirety of the Icelandic Armed Forces. There's also a couple of jeeps, but you don't see those on the picture). Those guys sure could kick some major zombie ass. And, they've got jeeps, man. Two of them! Everyone knows that Jeeps outrun zombies.
These guys are equipped with G3's by Heckler & Koch!
7.62mm NATO full metal jacket, baby! Zombie stopping power at it's finest I can tell you. Not like those pesky 5.56mm peas that the M16 fires. (A GI called my G3 a "******* elephant gun" back when I was serving.)
Zombies are not covered under the Geneva Convention, so your NATO FMJs are not the most potent round available. Load up with something that does lots of splash and leaves great gaping holes upon exit. Hollow-points, Hydrashoks, and wad-cutters all work well. If you can find phosphor rounds someplace, you may want a few replacement barrels handy, but you'll really burn through the dead. Literally.
Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Usagi Toshiro
Fringe Financial and Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.07 18:17:00 -
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So are we to assume that CCP HQ has a stockpile of Pizza and Mt. Dew to keep the Devs running in the event of a full scale Zombie invasion? How much have they stored up, how long can they last before sending an intern out for a supply run?
A supply run invites the opporunity of the virus getting into CCP itself.... Better arm that intern with your biggest Anti-Zombie Nerf guns!
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WulfWestphal
Niflhel
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Posted - 2008.04.07 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: WulfWestphal on 07/04/2008 18:23:34
Originally by: Helen Hunts Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time
again: the only thing worse then a zombie trying to eat your brain, is a zombie trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE. you need something with splash damage, yes. but cut out the fire.
in other news: i love this thread. :D ---
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