Originally by: Ace Frehley

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With this demands he must be eve¦s best pilote

C/D?

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Originally by: ry ry

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Edited by: ry ry on 22/04/2008 14:37:17

i'd like to recruit you to mow my lawn. i am prepared to pay you ú5 per hour, and you are free to use any moons orbiting my garden which i have held sovereignty over for more than a year.

i will not be requiring your jump freighter, however you will be expected to fetch me****s & booze from the shop, and at weekends exotic dancers. this will be paid for with isk.

you will not be expected to attend mandatory fleetops. infact it will be encouraged that you don't. for example if i was to have a barbecue i'd expect you to spend that time in 'empire' (the garage) 'mining' (cleaning).

you may also feel free to do as much refining as you like, however it should be noted that the refining is done via the bottle bank at Sainsburys.

eve-mail me back if you agree to my terms.

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Originally by: kenna holcolm

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Originally by: Ace Frehley

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With this demands he must be eve¦s best pilote

C/D?

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nope i personally know a 87m sp super cap pilot, that wishes to remain anonymous. and this guy would even laugh at this. infact i think im gonna e-mail him this thread man hes gonan roll with laughter at you dude. he will prolly send you his number, hes needed new patients.

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Originally by: SteeleResolve

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I CAN HAZ MOTHERSHIPZ NOW?

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Originally by: Neescha

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so, you are looking for:

- a free jumpfreighter
- a free mothership
- isk if you lose your carrier while ratting in a belt
- 6+ bil isk per month
- cheap ganks at gatecamps
- other people protecting you while you rat/mine

you offer:
- badly specced pvp chars (caldari pvp without recons = fail)

is that about right?

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Originally by: Pod Patrol

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I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.

Thanks

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Originally by: Bloodlet Eyes

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Who's willing to bet this guy ebay'ed this account?

I'd bet the next 3 months of rating bounties and loot that you didnt skill up your toon.

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Originally by: Pod Patrol

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I'm an alt looking for options. My old corp has gotten lazy, and think their own safety is more important than helping me when a gang of nano losers has my carrier tackled in a belt. My characters are all specialized in Caldari pvp skills. They have perfect missile skills, and I can fly almost any caldari ship except rokhs, recons, dreads, and interdictors. One of my characters can even fly rorquals.

What I expect from you:

• Active Members in EU and US timezones.


Would you like a titan to go with that moon ??


• Sov in 0.0 space.


• Access to systems with good true sec and lots of belts.


• I would like a couple of promethium or dysprosium moons for personal use.


• Stations with refining facilities.


• Active policing of your space. (This is a big one. I don't want to see some gang of enemies running rampant in the systems where I'm ratting.)


• Reimbursement of all ships and clones lost to enemy corps and alliances.


• One of my characters is anshar ready now. If the corp could provide one for me to use that would be great.


• I'm looking to build a mothership. I will need to run several mandatory corp mining ops to cover the mineral costs.

What to expect from me.

• A highly skilled member for your roster.


• A jump freighter pilot. I don't mind doing the occasional freighter jump for the corp.


• A pvper. I like to join up with the pvp gangs and bubble camp a gate while mining on another character sometimes.


• A mothership pilot.


• Someone to talk to in corp/alliance chat.


• I have vent/ts and will use them when necessary.

Please post all responses here or eve mail me in game. I am an alt as mentioned before. I need to get my assets moved out before revealing my true identity.

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Originally by: thearrowofapollo

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personally i think your a arrogant ass

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