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Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
172
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Posted - 2012.03.02 03:12:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Mai Khumm wrote:CCP Punkturis wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Leave Punkturis alone. haha! and the answer is *looking at my list of messages* yes, you can do that I wouldn't expect a reply because we don't have to accept personal convo's on TQ and we don't have to reply to EVEMails, I think even some people are not allowed to do either of those Exactly how many of those messages are marriage proposals? about half, the other half is feature requests
I wonder why you're so popular...? "Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to a**holes. This includes me." |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1005
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Posted - 2012.03.02 03:30:00 -
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Mai Khumm wrote:CCP Punkturis wrote:Mai Khumm wrote:CCP Punkturis wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Leave Punkturis alone. haha! and the answer is *looking at my list of messages* yes, you can do that I wouldn't expect a reply because we don't have to accept personal convo's on TQ and we don't have to reply to EVEMails, I think even some people are not allowed to do either of those Exactly how many of those messages are marriage proposals? about half, the other half is feature requests I wonder why you're so popular...? Because she is member of one of the rarest dev species who doesn't actually be afraid to wonder in the woods in middle of the player base lynch mob. The reason why this type of dev species has almost gone extinct should be kind of obvious .)
Plenty of respect from that and even more from all the hard work with the actual dev projects.
And no... I don't want to marry you because my current wife would kind of make me go extinct in the process... However I am sure you will find good candidate from some of our other hairy forum trolls :) Until that - keep doing what u do.
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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3352
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Posted - 2012.03.02 03:33:00 -
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Dont look at me I dont eve mail her at all.
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
1466
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Posted - 2012.03.02 10:25:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Dont look at me I dont eve mail her at all.
are you denying the EVEMail you sent me yesterday???? CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer | @katrinat |
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Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
16
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Posted - 2012.03.02 10:34:00 -
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I want to EVEMail Punkturis as well, all the cool kids are doing it! |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
173
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Posted - 2012.03.02 11:11:00 -
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Alphea Abbra wrote:I want to EVEMail Punkturis as well, all the cool kids are doing it!
I will be one of the few who won't harass her. Mainly becase I know and understand the pain of getting 100+ emails/day. ESP when most of them are, literally, garbage.
"Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to a**holes. This includes me." |
Dalmont Delantee
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions Black Thorne Alliance
21
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Posted - 2012.03.02 11:28:00 -
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Seleene wrote:I am Punkturis' secretary. Feel free to send all correspondence for her through me. I will be sure it is dealt with in the proper manner.
Is the proper manner:
"Thank you very much for requesting the signed nude photo of Punkris, unfortunately we only have signed nude photos of Screegs, and there are 27 in the post to you and your family.
Kind Regards"
"P.S. 14 day ban for sending photos of you touching your junk in ascii art" |
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CCP Sreegs
C C P C C P Alliance
394
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Posted - 2012.03.02 11:40:00 -
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Dalmont Delantee wrote:Seleene wrote:I am Punkturis' secretary. Feel free to send all correspondence for her through me. I will be sure it is dealt with in the proper manner. Is the proper manner: "Thank you very much for requesting the signed nude photo of Punkris, unfortunately we only have signed nude photos of Screegs, and there are 27 in the post to you and your family. Kind Regards" "P.S. 14 day ban for sending photos of you touching your junk in ascii art"
Never leaving my phone in a taxi ever again |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
1052
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Posted - 2012.03.02 11:48:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Just go find a thread they posted in. Set their pic in the middle of the screen. Then stand up and turn around three times saying their name. That CCP will appear for you.
Are you sure that this will work? It doesn't involve any beer! CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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Dalmont Delantee
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions Black Thorne Alliance
21
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Posted - 2012.03.02 11:55:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:rodyas wrote:Just go find a thread they posted in. Set their pic in the middle of the screen. Then stand up and turn around three times saying their name. That CCP will appear for you. Are you sure that this will work? It doesn't involve any beer!
Thats why they are very very angry and welding the nerf bat and ban hammer.....
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Reppyk
The Black Shell
60
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Posted - 2012.03.02 14:12:00 -
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So, since we can't PM a CCP dev...
CCP Punkturis, do you want to marry me ?
PS : as a dowry, bring me a few T2 BPOs, thanks. o/ |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3354
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Posted - 2012.03.02 14:59:00 -
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According to my outboxes I have sent no such mail across my two characters. I was more inclinded to send one to the writing team over the module names but the guy came to the thread to talk to us and agreed we had a point they need to step back and go back to the drawing board.
Let's see ah here we go, last eve mail to a dev I sent out was a reply to CCP SoniClover over the couple hundred modules I suggested on his thread, back in Jan. Although he eve mails me I think he's much busier wading though that thread comming up with sensible ideas to sell at the meetings before going off to develop said modules program wise.
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Mirajane Cromwell
50
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Posted - 2012.03.02 15:29:00 -
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What is this?!?! The (im)mortal capsuleers asking questions from the jovian gods and wishing for replies... blasphemy! If you dared to ask questions without sacrificing at least one precious ship to them, you're just doomed to wander the cluster without replies! Besides the gods are probably too drunk to answer anything... but what can you do, keep them happy with booze sacrifices or make them angry with your "sweet" words? I hear the CCP Punk Turist is the most fearsome of them all so to avoid making her angry should be top priority
Raising a toast for our "gods"... it's friday after all. May the mead warm your throats tonight! |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
1468
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:16:00 -
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Mirajane is right, I'm super scary when I'm angry.
Also, FRIDAY! \o/ CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer | @katrinat |
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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
488
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:55:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Mirajane is right, I'm super scary when I'm angry.
Also, FRIDAY! \o/
I'm sure you can't be scarier than these ferocious cats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeaZz9Vt6Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2btR9rAcdzo&feature=related Mimidae Risk Solutions Recruiting |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1014
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Posted - 2012.03.02 17:25:00 -
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If you want to impress CCP dev, learn to drink 2 bottles of vodka and still be able to come up with brilliant feature ideas. Now you might think that 1 is enough, but they are such professionals that it is pretty much the standard daily dose for everyone.
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
1468
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Posted - 2012.03.02 18:39:00 -
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Reppyk wrote:So, since we can't PM a CCP dev...
CCP Punkturis, do you want to marry me ?
PS : as a dowry, bring me a few T2 BPOs, thanks. o/
I wonder if other devs also get questions like this.. CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer | @katrinat |
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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3354
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Posted - 2012.03.02 18:48:00 -
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Sorry CCP Punkturis but due to my genetic disposition of partial japanese I have a very broken sarcasm meter. :(
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Duvida
The Scope Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2012.03.02 19:01:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Reppyk wrote:So, since we can't PM a CCP dev...
CCP Punkturis, do you want to marry me ?
PS : as a dowry, bring me a few T2 BPOs, thanks. o/ I wonder if other devs also get questions like this..
We should set a poll for the devs and GMs. And.. a dowry??? |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3354
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Posted - 2012.03.02 19:06:00 -
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An other traditional marriage agreement where the wife's family gives the husbands family a gift of taking thier duaghter off thier hands, its supposed to a 'keep her safe' sort of present but usuaully it doesnt work that way.
Whole reason why inida banned it not to long ago. However middile eastern countries are notorious for this to the point of threats and abuse of basic human rights.
I am not so sure about africa though but rest of the gated community of the world has long done away with the notion unless its a 'high' profile marriage like a duke and his dutchess.
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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
490
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Posted - 2012.03.02 19:13:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Reppyk wrote:So, since we can't PM a CCP dev...
CCP Punkturis, do you want to marry me ?
PS : as a dowry, bring me a few T2 BPOs, thanks. o/ I wonder if other devs also get questions like this..
It's clearly a scam.
Mimidae Risk Solutions Recruiting |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
1468
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Posted - 2012.03.02 19:15:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Sorry CCP Punkturis but due to my genetic disposition of partial japanese I have a very broken sarcasm meter. :(
they're still all going to think you sent me EVEMail, I mean who would you believe, me or you???? CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer | @katrinat |
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Duvida
The Scope Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2012.03.02 19:29:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:An other traditional marriage agreement where the wife's family gives the husbands family a gift of taking thier duaghter off thier hands, its supposed to a 'keep her safe' sort of present but usuaully it doesnt work that way.
Whole reason why inida banned it not to long ago. However middile eastern countries are notorious for this to the point of threats and abuse of basic human rights.
I am not so sure about africa though but rest of the gated community of the world has long done away with the notion unless its a 'high' profile marriage like a duke and his dutchess.
Ahhh... so the Duchess of EVE shall be courted by the Duke of... "He who shall learn proper Megathron-fitting"? |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
469
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Posted - 2012.03.02 22:34:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:rodyas wrote:Just go find a thread they posted in. Set their pic in the middle of the screen. Then stand up and turn around three times saying their name. That CCP will appear for you. Are you sure that this will work? It doesn't involve any beer!
Ah thanks for sending the bug report. It opened out eyes to how our communication system isn't as developed as we had hoped it would be. Gonna think hard and see if I can get new features implemented fast.
Its in Beta this is what we have right now.
While turning the 3 times, hold a beer and slowly spill it as you turn. CCP dev might turn up before the 3 turns in order to save the beer. Depending on how fast you turn or how fast you spill the beer, CCP Devs will show up, and either hang out and drink or get really pissed at you for spiling the beer. disorientating |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
469
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Posted - 2012.03.02 22:37:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Mai Khumm wrote:CCP Punkturis wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Leave Punkturis alone. haha! and the answer is *looking at my list of messages* yes, you can do that I wouldn't expect a reply because we don't have to accept personal convo's on TQ and we don't have to reply to EVEMails, I think even some people are not allowed to do either of those Exactly how many of those messages are marriage proposals? about half, the other half is feature requests
So you're saying you're still single and we have a chance. ALRIGHT!
Edit: Gonna make sure to wear a very special and high class tuxedo when I show up for fanfest. disorientating |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
396
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Posted - 2012.03.02 23:11:00 -
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Can we kill this thread please i logged in and had about 30 flags. Its lived long enough.
CCP punkturis posts in a thread and everyone goes crazy.
If you are reading this lady. Could you hire about 6 blond children and have yourself photographed next to an huge Icelandic warrior and then post it all over Eve material.
I have no idea how your Interview at CCP went but im sure it was something like this
Hilmar. "well we are very impressed with your interview and we would like to offer you a place out our company" Punkuris. "Thank you very much sir. I would be happy to join" Hilmar. "Errm there is one more thing" Punkuris "what would that be" Hilmar "Well you will now be the fantasy love object of 100,000 socially ******** neckbeards. Punkuris "WHAT, why did you not tell me that" Hilmar. "Well i had to wait until you had signed the forms. Punkuris. "Can i get a raise Hilmar. See you on Monday morning at 9.00am
Please people let this die and Punkturis let this be a lesson to you to always read the small print on your employment contract I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
470
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Posted - 2012.03.02 23:19:00 -
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^^ You're just trying to throw us off the chase, so you can keep her to yourself. Won't end so easily.
*rodyas pours laxative in Karn Dulake's coffee and offers to have a drink with him. disorientating |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
60
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Posted - 2012.03.03 13:44:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:I wonder if other devs also get questions like this.. CCP T20 got one, but it... didnt end well (for his bottom).
Bloodpetal wrote:It's clearly a scam. How dare you. I'm A++ legit/pure and innocent.
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Andrea Griffin
157
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Posted - 2012.03.03 14:20:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:rodyas wrote:Just go find a thread they posted in. Set their pic in the middle of the screen. Then stand up and turn around three times saying their name. That CCP will appear for you. Are you sure that this will work? It doesn't involve any beer! He did indeed miss the important bits to actually make the ritual work.
At the very start you're supposed to consume the holy sacrament of Hakarl and make an offering of the same; after the spinning around three times part (go widdershins (counter clockwise)), combine a SodaStream with flat beer. Once carbonated, this should be offered to the developer's visage on your screen. CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer. |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
620
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Posted - 2012.03.03 14:45:00 -
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rodyas wrote:CCP Phantom wrote:rodyas wrote:Just go find a thread they posted in. Set their pic in the middle of the screen. Then stand up and turn around three times saying their name. That CCP will appear for you. Are you sure that this will work? It doesn't involve any beer! Ah thanks for sending the bug report. It opened out eyes to how our communication system isn't as developed as we had hoped it would be. Gonna think hard and see if I can get new features implemented fast. Its in Beta this is what we have right now. While turning the 3 times, hold a beer and slowly spill it as you turn. CCP dev might turn up before the 3 turns in order to save the beer. Depending on how fast you turn or how fast you spill the beer, CCP Devs will show up, and either hang out and drink or get really pissed at you for spiling the beer.
Warning to those who want to try this. Whatever you do with that beer, it should never involve a sodastream ever. That summons the CCP Devs reliably, but in none of the cases are they ever happy, and they all come armed with banhammers.
It hurts to breathe. Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |
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