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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.26 18:41:00 -
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Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 26/04/2008 18:44:07 I was told that I should post my story here to name and shame Planks. I was mining and he came to my asteroid belt, there were many other belts in the system so I kindly asked him to leave my belt (I was there before him), he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge, I asked for a ransom and he said ok, I thought 2m was a good price and asked that but he upped it to 6m, I had just gotten the Retriever so I didn't want to spend the time to get a new one, so I accepted. After I payed him the ransom he blew me up. His name is Planks and I wasn't sure what to do so I followed my friend's advice to post it in crime and punishment. I was thinking that maybe I could start a new corp and war dec him, but I'm not a fighter, and I don't have many, if any powerful friends. So should I just let it go and hope this post will damage his reputation? Or perhaps I could save my isk and ask some people to do my dirty work for me? Thanx for reading my post, looking forward for your feedback.
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Vicis Tractus
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Posted - 2008.04.26 18:42:00 -
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lol
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Jecob
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Posted - 2008.04.26 18:45:00 -
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You killed a BC in a Retriever? That's awesome!
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Apoctasy
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:17:00 -
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Basically posting here is all you can do. Unfortunately, this happens sometimes and is frowned upon by everyone.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Jecob You killed a BC in a Retriever? That's awesome!
I agree. If this really happened like you tell it, you have a lot more to brag about than Planks does. Feel better! --- I'm looking for a good 0.0 corp to join. |
Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:29:00 -
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I think you probably cost him more than you lost if you killed his BC.
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GreGh Rakrot
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.26 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd
...he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge,...
this video tells slightly different story ...
Bear gets angry
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Radcjk
Caldari Dark Star LTD Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.26 20:23:00 -
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Edited by: Radcjk on 26/04/2008 20:23:10 Would be awesome if it was true, but our OP here is either a liar or ignorant. Claim ignorance....ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
First half of the video may make you sleep though.
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Jecob
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Posted - 2008.04.26 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd I kindly asked him to leave my belt (I was there before him), he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge
Just watched the video.
The way you were talking was not asking nicely, you were being an azz. The belt doesn't belong to you, there are plenty of roids for everyone, if you have a problem with it you goto another belt and find one where you can be alone. And the first ship was a frig and the second was a barge.
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z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.04.26 21:23:00 -
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Edited by: z0de on 26/04/2008 21:23:13 First you should learn about formatting.
Short version: A player called Planks Blew up Lona's barge after a ransom of 6m was agreed on and paid.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.26 21:26:00 -
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That was an awesome video! Lol at OP. |
Tai Paktu
Mortis Incarnatus
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Posted - 2008.04.26 21:37:00 -
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Watched the video last night, epic lulz. OP is either a liar or needs a clue. Having said that, dishonouring ransoms hurts the profession and is generally lame. Take the ransom and go or take the loot and tears and go.
If you want your revenge but can't take it yourself, look into hiring mercs. Also, a basic understanding of flagging, aggro timers and not typing random, threatening **** in caps lock are all ways of avoiding this situation. |
Privavarian
Gallente 21st Raiders Regiment TWISTED INFECTION
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Posted - 2008.04.26 23:40:00 -
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Zero tollerance for people who kill after ransom. no respect. at all. |
Havohej
Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.04.26 23:49:00 -
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OP brought it on himself, imo.
For reputation's sake, I'd've let him go once the ransom was paid, satisfied that the same idiot who talked all that smack on local turned around and begged on local in front of the same audience...
But every smack talker eventually learns the hard way: Don't talk smack. |
doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.04.26 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: z0de are miners really that rude?
Yes. Miners are genuinely bad people. |
Had Enough
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: Privavarian Zero tollerance for people who kill after ransom. no respect. at all.
Agreed. |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Adv Asteroid Mining and RD Sobaseki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:09:00 -
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NooooO! the op is telling the truth. This happened to me too. One time I was peacefully mining asteroids in 0.8 when a guy called sirst3alalot came in a carrier and stole my ore. I killed his dreadnaught and continued to mine. He came back in a titan with his friends from every big alliance and asked 50.0 isk for a ransom. After I paid 50.0 isk, they didn't keep their word and doomsdayed me. |
Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:18:00 -
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Your video convinced two co-workers to play EVE online. CCP should be paying you! Heres to failure to spell cuss words in CAPS! |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:30:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 00:30:55 On one hand beaking ransoms normally is looked down apon. On the other you were a total ****head on local.
P.S. Never offer a ransom on your own ship. It's just asking for trouble. Now if the pirate is the first to ask for ransom then he'll probebly honor it. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:55:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 27/04/2008 00:55:43
Originally by: GreGh Rakrot
Originally by: Lona Lwyd
...he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge,...
this video tells slightly different story ...
Bear gets angry
I watched that this morning and the battle retriever = win
I can fly one of those actually... new ship to pirate miners in?? ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2008.04.27 01:10:00 -
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Planks is my Hero
A Pirates Perspective
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shuckstar
Gallente Hauling hogs
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Posted - 2008.04.27 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: GreGh Rakrot
Originally by: Lona Lwyd
...he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge,...
this video tells slightly different story ...
Bear gets angry
PLANKS FIERCE WARRIOR!! PWNED
o7 Gregh
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.27 02:27:00 -
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Originally by: Privavarian Zero tollerance for people who kill after ransom. no respect. at all.
But that rule is for pirates. And Planks's mom didn't give birth to any pirate! I assume u didn't watch the video Privavarian... the OP was really asking for it. --- I'm looking for a good 0.0 corp to join. |
Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.27 02:38:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd I kindly asked him to leave my belt
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.27 02:45:00 -
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Edited by: Aadi Grox on 27/04/2008 02:47:34
Planks > what you mean your belt random local 1 > lol a retriever smack talking a hulk and a battleship random local 2 > i aint leaving now Lena Lwyd > this is my belt random local 1 > please, feel free Lena Lwyd > free? this belt will cost u random local 1 > costs me cargohold Planks > RAMMING SPEED
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Onezen
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:26:00 -
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Edited by: Onezen on 27/04/2008 03:26:05 He told you to get out of his belt??!!???
LOL!!
I just watched the video and I must say that was well done.
I LOL'd at the chat from Lona Lwyd:
DIE! DIE! DIE!
PLEASE STOP SHOOTING ME!!!!
LOL!!
great stuff.
And in a system close to me. Gives me ideas... |
Slade Hoo
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.27 05:02:00 -
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Epic story
perhaps worthy to get into eve chronicles?
P.S.: to bad he couldnt ransom for ya pod
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Kitty McKitty
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Posted - 2008.04.27 05:33:00 -
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Yes, the high-grade lulz set could have been a painful podding.
Excellent work Planks, teaching manners to the arrogant. I'm thinking the OP got his bounty from words not actions.
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Lego Maniac
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.27 07:32:00 -
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this thread made my day
I really get tickled pink when people claim entitlement to something public
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Devaroth
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Posted - 2008.04.27 08:59:00 -
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Sweet galloping jehova this is hilarious. Lona, epic fail doesnt even begin to describe you.
some of the choice quotes: "RAMMING SPEED!!!"
"GIVE ME 50M ISK OR I WILL KILL YOU" naturally followed shortly by the op yelling "PLEASE STOP SHOOTING. SOMEBODY, ANYBODY HELP ME!!!"
******* hilarous. good work planks.
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Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.04.27 09:50:00 -
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So, Lona, have you wardecced Planks yet?
That vid was terrific!
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess
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Posted - 2008.04.27 09:50:00 -
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LOL at op
"ima F**king kill you DIEEEEE"
2 mins later
"Pls stop ill pay ransom"
One failed ransom later
"help ******* help me"
Pop
"ima get the mercenaries of eve on you"
A perfect example of what NOT to do :)
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.27 10:30:00 -
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Lona, check your wallet. I have reimbursed the 6 mil
Sorry I did that. Like I say, I aint no pirate, but the fraps was going so well and I thought it would make a great bit of telly :)
No hard feelings I hope
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Promethian child
Amarr United Dutch Research Group
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Posted - 2008.04.27 11:00:00 -
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LOL Serves you right for smacking Lona
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Jadiin
Mindstar Technology The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2008.04.27 11:04:00 -
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It smells of being staged but regardless, it made me roffle.
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TamiyaCowboy
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 11:29:00 -
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so planks you refunded the ransom !!!! about time too eh.
watched this all in local, and when pilot was popped even when ransom had been exchanged it kinda ground my gears.i lived with the smack for my rant about ransom honour in local from this bunch of bears
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Ess Erbe
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.27 12:22:00 -
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You only have to honour ransoms from actual persons, not drooling ****eating rude little goblins.
Thus, there was no wrongdoing on Plank's part.
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.04.27 13:55:00 -
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It would have taken about 100m for me not to have popped him after all that.
You're a good man Planks. ----- I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you: BOW DOWN! |
Elvryin ThunderZtorm
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Posted - 2008.04.27 14:24:00 -
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Edited by: Elvryin ThunderZtorm on 27/04/2008 14:24:19
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 26/04/2008 18:44:07 I was told that I should post my story here to name and shame Planks. I was mining and he came to my asteroid belt, there were many other belts in the system so I kindly asked him to leave my belt (I was there before him), he stole my ore in his bc and I killed it. A little bit later he returned in his bs and he engaged my barge, I asked for a ransom and he said ok, I thought 2m was a good price and asked that but he upped it to 6m, I had just gotten the Retriever so I didn't want to spend the time to get a new one, so I accepted. After I payed him the ransom he blew me up. His name is Planks and I wasn't sure what to do so I followed my friend's advice to post it in crime and punishment. I was thinking that maybe I could start a new corp and war dec him, but I'm not a fighter, and I don't have many, if any powerful friends. So should I just let it go and hope this post will damage his reputation? Or perhaps I could save my isk and ask some people to do my dirty work for me? Thanx for reading my post, looking forward for your feedback.
Lie, lie, lie...
You deserve to die, Planks is too kind to reimburse your 6 mil.
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doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.04.27 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Planks Lona, check your wallet. I have reimbursed the 6 mil
Sorry I did that. Like I say, I aint no pirate, but the fraps was going so well and I thought it would make a great bit of telly :)
No hard feelings I hope
You would have been justified keeping it in my opinion. Why? Because **** him. That's why.
Nostalgia | Deadspace2 | Deadspace |
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 18:54:00 -
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Thanks Planks for reimbursing my 6 million isk. But it was still very lame what you did. To every one else, shame on you, get out of my topic unless you can say something constructively. If you don't I will petition you for derailing + making fun of me.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Adv Asteroid Mining and RD Sobaseki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd Thanks Planks for reimbursing my 6 million isk. But it was still very lame what you did. To every one else, shame on you, get out of my topic unless you can say something constructively. If you don't I will petition you for derailing + making fun of me.
Ahahahaaahahah he will petition loooooooool
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:15:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd Thanks Planks for reimbursing my 6 million isk. But it was still very lame what you did. To every one else, shame on you, get out of my topic unless you can say something constructively. If you don't I will petition you for derailing + making fun of me.
What is the sound of one forehead smacking?
Your uh. Your learning curve is lookin' kinda flat there, Lona.
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:20:00 -
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IF YOUR NOT GOING TO POST SOMETHING CONSTRUCTEVLY DON'T POST AT ALL! **** YOU
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:24:00 -
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/me gives Lona a cuddle
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:40:00 -
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Hi
I was Lona's friend that pointed her to crime and punishment. I think you have all been very nasty to her and should say sorry for what you have done. All she was trying to do was mine. I help her do this somtimes and we mine together. So if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me aswell.
Get out of this thread unless you are posting constuctively.
Thankyou
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Amarr'd Hi
I was Lona's friend that pointed her to crime and punishment. I think you have all been very nasty to her and should say sorry for what you have done. All she was trying to do was mine. I help her do this somtimes and we mine together. So if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me aswell.
Get out of this thread unless you are posting constuctively.
Thankyou
Do I know you?
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd
Do I know you?
Using an alt my friend.
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doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd IF YOUR NOT GOING TO POST SOMETHING CONSTRUCTEVLY DON'T POST AT ALL! **** YOU
GET OUT OF MY BELT
Nostalgia | Deadspace2 | Deadspace |
Drayco
Caldari The Skype Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:51:00 -
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Heres a text book reason why not to be an idiot.
Player mining blows up can flipper.
miner feels balls and ballz'E now/
Pirate comes back to make due on his kill rights
miner gets ass handed to him and OFFERS a ransom to the pirate... (The pirate never offered it from what the OPs statement says)
I say YARRRRRRRRR.... GJ Plank
---------------------------------- Drayco
-~="Hold on afk.. I need to release a chocolate hostage!"=~- |
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Promethian child
Amarr United Dutch Research Group
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:55:00 -
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ITT Smacktalking miners with no clue
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doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Amarr'd Hi
I was Lona's friend that pointed her to crime and punishment. I think you have all been very nasty to her and should say sorry for what you have done. All she was trying to do was mine. I help her do this somtimes and we mine together. So if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me aswell.
Get out of this thread unless you are posting constuctively.
Thankyou
THIS IS MY THREAD! I'M POSTING HERE! GET OUT!
Nostalgia | Deadspace2 | Deadspace |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 19:59:34
Originally by: Amarr'd Hi
I was Lona's friend that pointed her to crime and punishment. I think you have all been very nasty to her and should say sorry for what you have done. All she was trying to do was mine. I help her do this somtimes and we mine together. So if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me aswell.
Get out of this thread unless you are posting constuctively.
Thankyou
Now granted the ransom should have been honored, but you're friend got busted red handed for seriously embelishing the story "battlecruiser = Navitas?" "Battleship = Retriever?".
Not to mention ignoring the craploads of smack that preceeded the ransom. She said "asked them nicely to leave" yet it was rather clearly a threat she couldn't cash out on. Do you really expect her to get a nice answer after getting caught red-handed on all of this? _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:14:00 -
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**** you, Planks edited that movie to make him self look strong. He didn't want people to see that he lost bc to retriever. Why do you think there was a censored part in the video? That's why.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: Planks on 27/04/2008 20:17:18
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** you, Planks edited that movie to make him self look strong. He didn't want people to see that he lost bc to retriever. Why do you think there was a censored part in the video? That's why.
LOL OK Just post the killmail here then and that should clear the matter up
PS And give me back my isk I changed my mind about you
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Tidas Andrommeda
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:21:00 -
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You really don't get it do you?
I don't care if he lost a titan to you. The fact that you got your smacktalking ass handed to you in a little paper bag by a barge makes me laugh till I can't feel my stomach.
TBH it makes me want to come up there and mine "your" belt in hopes of getting such epic levels of arrogance and smack.
Originally by: cal nereus I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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Guilty Man
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** you, Planks edited that movie to make him self look strong. He didn't want people to see that he lost bc to retriever. Why do you think there was a censored part in the video? That's why.
LOL, I see heavy psychic disorder here. You need to see a doctor. Really.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:48:00 -
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Lol, he should have suicided your pod for your downright disgusting behaviour in local. <3 Planks
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:57:00 -
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2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 930
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 930
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:59:00 -
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Proof of kill mail.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:05:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 21:11:39
Originally by: Lona Lwyd 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 930
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 930
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I
OMFG this one is great. Quoted in case Lona Lwyd tries to edit the original post. This is the original killmail quoted.
You do realize "not counting tank or trained skills" the brutix has almost 12,000 shields, armor, and structure. Even if he showed up with 200 structure and 0 armor left from a fight with a rat the rat would show up on the killmail. The only exception would be if a significant amount of of time passed. You know, enough time to fill his 4000 shields. Note that it took a mear 930 damage to kill him, regardless of his base shields.PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. That killmail is the most obvious fake i've ever seen.
P.S. Note the destroyed brutix's fitting is the same as the frigate in the video. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
warpod
Amarr People Desintegration Project Death or Glory
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 14000
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 14000
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I
Edited form 930 to 14000 damage? Lol, still failed. The fittings are from tristan that was in movie
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:11:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 21:13:39 I'd also like to note that she just editied the a post with the killmail and the killmail only in it. TWICE. Realize that the only thing to edit is the stuff on the killmail, which proves she changed the killmail from the original. Then note the extra post afterwards that adds stuff on "which is the actual statement". _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
warpod
Amarr People Desintegration Project Death or Glory
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:58 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:21 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:09:06 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00 Damage Taken: 14432
more lulz to come?
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warpod
Amarr People Desintegration Project Death or Glory
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:12:05 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:58 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:21 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:09:06 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Hey you still forgot to edit the time!
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:17:00 -
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STOP POSTING IN MY TOPIC UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
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warpod
Amarr People Desintegration Project Death or Glory
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd STOP POSTING IN MY TOPIC UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
OR WHAT???
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:19:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 21:24:07
Originally by: Lona Lwyd STOP POSTING IN MY TOPIC UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
YOU GOT BUSTED!!!!!!!
In all caps lock. You're the one that ruined your post. Your lies doomed it from the start. Stop digging yourself deeper and just admit it. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:28:00 -
[69]
Edited by: doctorstupid2 on 27/04/2008 21:30:20
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:12:05 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:58 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:21 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:09:06 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 14432
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 14432
Destroyed items:
5 Heavy Ion Blaster I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I Large Armor Repairer I 10mn Afterburner I Armor Hardener I Warp Disruptor I Medium Capacitor Booster I Hammerhead I Hammerhead I Warp Scrambler I Iridium Charge M Iridium Charge M
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
also, anyone else feel like we've been pulled into the most epic troll in recent months? I mean really, people can't actually be this dumb and continue to breathe, can they?
Nostalgia | Deadspace2 | Deadspace |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:35:00 -
[70]
This post makes me think of a 5 year old whos mommy walked in on him with his hand halfway in the cookie jar. Then starts coming up with increasingly unbelievable excuses rather then admit he got caught. Finally ending with a temper tantrum at mommy for catching him. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
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GreGh Rakrot
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:52:00 -
[71]
Even if its a troll/staged incident I dont care... its entertaining |
Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.27 21:55:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd STOP POSTING IN MY TOPIC UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
RAMMING SPEED
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:03:00 -
[73]
Yes it was a artificial incident. I did not lose my Retriever, and I didn't kill his ship.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:11:00 -
[74]
Just got this mail from Lona
2008.04.27 22:02 Thanks for giving the 6 mil back. Look, I've got my self into a deep mess on the forums and some people have been laughing at me in local. Can you please pretend that it was all staged? Thanx... No hard feelings I hope. I will give you the 6 mil back if you agree :)
Lona you fail and I regret paying you back
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:15:00 -
[75]
**** YOU PLANKS
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:22:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Aadi Grox on 27/04/2008 22:22:27 they can't be the same person, planks used the correct time on his evemail
everyone donate to planks for this hilarity
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:38:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Planks Just got this mail from Lona
2008.04.27 22:02 Thanks for giving the 6 mil back. Look, I've got my self into a deep mess on the forums and some people have been laughing at me in local. Can you please pretend that it was all staged? Thanx... No hard feelings I hope. I will give you the 6 mil back if you agree :)
Lona you fail and I regret paying you back
I give you my heart felt thanks for bringing this to our attention. That's great. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Onezen
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:47:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Onezen on 27/04/2008 22:48:41 This has gotten so much more entertaining!
First it was your belt and you insisted that someone leave?
Now it's your thread and you're insisting people stay out of it unless they post something constructive or you will petion it and them??
And planks did a nice thing for you in returning your ransom and now you're kicking him in the teeth....
And the foolishely edited kill mail is just..priceless!!
You're acting like a spoiled little brat who hasn't gotten their way and it is going to come back to you in a bad bad way me thinks........
I think you have just signed your death warrant as now quite a few people will be looking for you just to make your life miserable.
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IAmAHaulingAlt
Meep Beep
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:50:00 -
[79]
lona, just watch the video planks made. Thats proof u stupid carebear
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ViolenTUK
Gallente Vindicated Exiles
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Posted - 2008.04.27 22:53:00 -
[80]
Do you think that a pirate wll honor a ransom?
www.eve-players.com |
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:07:00 -
[81]
Edited by: P''uck on 27/04/2008 23:08:42 i love this thread so much
oh wait i need to say something constructive... hey lona, this seems like a great little story to learn from, does it?
i think they say "what you reap is what you sow" or "man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with brown smelly fingers"
same difference.
if this is staged, its better than "tic toc" and leroy jenkins together.
edit: also now might be a good time to reroll.
rofl
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Xailz
Amarr Thunder Talons HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:35:00 -
[82]
Edited by: Xailz on 27/04/2008 23:36:42 hahaha it took me to watch the video to realise who this guy was
once again bringing grade A entertainment to the forums
thanks Mr. <censored> xD
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:38:00 -
[83]
Listen guys, why are you so harsh on Lona?
All she did is try to defend herself when his stupid pirate attacked her for no reason, I think this was griefing and should not go unpunished.
I am going to put a 100 Million bounty later on on 'Planks' head because this was grief and unecessary.
Stop posting stupid things. Planks, you are going to get podded.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:48:00 -
[84]
Edited by: DubanFP on 27/04/2008 23:55:57
Originally by: Amarr'd Listen guys, why are you so harsh on Lona?
All she did is try to defend herself when his stupid pirate attacked her for no reason, I think this was griefing and should not go unpunished.
I am going to put a 100 Million bounty later on on 'Planks' head because this was grief and unecessary.
Stop posting stupid things. Planks, you are going to get podded.
Lona talked a lot of **** & actively attacked planks. Then planks retaliated in a funny & hilarious way. Then Lona lied in this post, and got caught red-handed doing it. Then instead of saying "ok you caught me, but he still broke the ransom" she continued attempting to deny that she lied.
She even went to far as to make a half-assed attempt at faking a killmail that failed & backfired in every way possible. She's a liar & smacktalker that made multiple half-assed attempts to cover it up that got busted every single time. Are you seriously saying she deserves ANY respect after the way she acted? Even now she expects someone she continually tried to insult & embellish stories of his undoing to help her rather then admit her failure to do anything right. She's an idiot, and deserves everything she's gotten in this thread. Seriously, why are you her friend?
P.S. I can guarantee if at any point she just admitted to being a dirty liar, like just about everyone else in EVE, this thread would have ended there. Instead she just continued making a fool of herself by denying she embellished her stories. If she admits it now she might gain some composure, but in reality it's probably too late by now to ever be respected.
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ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:14:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Amarr'd Listen guys, why are you so harsh on Lona?
Isn't it obvious? Extreme smacktalk in local, whining (and lying) on these forums and faking a killmail.
Quote: All she did is try to defend herself when his stupid pirate attacked her for no reason, I think this was griefing and should not go unpunished.
She smacked people on local, telling them to leave her belt. Seriously, it takes ages to mine a whole belt in a retriever!!
Maybe you should see Planks movie to see what really happened, be a good friend to Lona and show her what she did wrong instead of continuing the lying on here which will just make it a lot worse.
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Havohej
Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:20:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Yes it was a artificial incident. I did not lose my Retriever, and I didn't kill his ship.
But you DID lose your Retriever - it's all on the video. You should download it, it's funny as all get out.
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:25:00 -
[87]
im just done with watching the vid... wow that was great.
very well done, very funny, and props for bringing a retriever to kill a retriever.
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Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:28:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Amarr'd Hi
I was Lona's friend that pointed her to crime and punishment. I think you have all been very nasty to her and should say sorry for what you have done. All she was trying to do was mine. I help her do this somtimes and we mine together. So if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me aswell.
Get out of this thread unless you are posting constuctively.
Thankyou
Have you actually read the forums before? If you cannot take the critiques being leveled at you here, then you get out of Crime and Punishment.
-K
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Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:31:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd STOP POSTING IN MY TOPIC UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
Posting of kill mails is against forum rules. I'm going to petition you!
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:37:00 -
[90]
Edited by: P''uck on 28/04/2008 00:44:53 oh man, seriously folks. watch the video.
watch out for the subtle jokes left and right, and even more important... watch local during the fight. its priceless. resolution is good enough.
this is the climax of mmo comedy, screw leroy jenkins, as it was staged. i think this is fo realz, and i cant believe it
"HELP" "IM BEING SHOT" "HELP ME" "dibs on your salvage"
rofl - best local moments evar
oh, and, dear planks: for smacktalking tards like the op 6 mil is unacceptable. negotions shouldve started somewhere around 60-160 tbh. im not sure, but i think you shouldve popped him no matter what , anyway
ransoms should be honored, but theres a limit to the amount of abuse one person can take. the closer i look at it, the more i think OP should be temp banned for all that foul language. even if its only to get him some fresh air.
that being said, i could use some outside myself
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Tidas Andrommeda
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.04.28 00:59:00 -
[91]
2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Shrike Alliance: NONE Corp: BOB Destroyed: TITANN!!! System: NOL-23343 Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 4
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 12
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I
amidoinitrite?
Originally by: cal nereus I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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Avelie
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Posted - 2008.04.28 01:20:00 -
[92]
lol despite her epic failure you must admit she's given a lot of people a good laugh, so hugs to her.. need more people like that :P
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Camaro
Gallente The Iron Hand United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.04.28 01:34:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Avelie lol despite her epic failure you must admit she's given a lot of people a good laugh, so hugs to her.. need more people like that :P
That i have to agree on. I thought it was just another "omg i was caught by a pirate in 0.0" thing. But this, was hillairous. 9/10 on fun scale Free Snickers to those that dare to edit my signature. |
Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.04.28 01:39:00 -
[94]
Most. epic. thread. EVER
I had no idea you miners were so damn violent :P
-- Let Us Avoid Systems Via Autopilot |
Tai Paktu
Mortis Incarnatus
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Posted - 2008.04.28 01:46:00 -
[95]
Posting in (I hope) the troll thread of the century. After careful consideration and the the OP's continued and blatant disregard for anything resembling courtesy or common sense, I revoke my earlier statements regarding the dishonouring of the ransom. I do still feel that bounties should be honoured but this is ridiculous if it's real.
I'm running a locator Lona. I'll be by soon. ______
http://eve-files.com/sig/TaiPaktu/sig3.PNG |
Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.28 01:50:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Tidas Andrommeda 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Shrike Alliance: NONE Corp: BOB Destroyed: TITANN!!! System: NOL-23343 Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 4
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 12
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I Armor Hardener I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I
amidoinitrite?
fixed
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Knechtus
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Posted - 2008.04.28 02:33:00 -
[97]
lol epic
10/10
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Tobias Xiaosen
Gallente The Perfect Storm
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Posted - 2008.04.28 02:36:00 -
[98]
I think that the mods should sticky this thread because it is comedy GOLD
But, alas, as Lona has repeated a few times now, i feel compelled to say something "constructively"
Lona: YOU SCREWED UP. Admit it. Everyone who has seen the vid and read your posts (fake kill mail anyone? ) knows YOU are not only a liar, but also acting extremely immature by not owning up to it.
Personally I think you are less than 10 years old, considering the level of maturity you are protraying here
Eve is not a children's game. That is just something you need to get used to. By acting the way you are, you are just making yourself a target for people that enjoy putting people in their place, so to speak. And tbh, I am sorely tempted to do it myself.
Anyway, the most constructive thing I can give you is the golden rule of Eve:
ADAPT OR DIE |
Knechtus
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Posted - 2008.04.28 02:39:00 -
[99]
you should delete this char ppl all over eve pointing fingers and laugh about you
destination auvergne i'll find you :D |
Max Nero
Xeno Tech Corp United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.04.28 03:21:00 -
[100]
This is SOOOOOO good, like a drug, I WANT MORE, MOAR DAMIT!!!
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Lego Maniac
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.28 03:56:00 -
[101]
holy cow this poo on a stick hath spilt unto ye fourth page
please lock this thread? whatever needs to be said has been done at least twice over
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.28 03:58:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Lego Maniac holy cow this poo on a stick hath spilt unto ye fourth page
please lock this thread? whatever needs to be said has been done at least twice over
I think ROFL could be stated again. ROFL. --- I'm looking for a good 0.0 corp to join. |
Frug
Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 04:38:00 -
[103]
Hahaha. Lona lona. You make eve worth playing.
Thank you for your contribution.
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
Super Whopper
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Posted - 2008.04.28 04:45:00 -
[104]
I haven't watched this video yet but the epic lulz in this thread are unbelievably good. This is definitely the most entertaining thread in weeks, if not months.
However Lona sounds like a 12 year old spoilt brat who got what he deserved though the return of the ransom was not a good idea.
Ransoms should be honoured but when you have someone locked and you're asking 30m for their pod and you get "Go eat **** and die" as response then pressing F1-F7 is what that person deserves. Do remember that smack is funny but when you're in no position to do it then don't whine when you get what you deserve. And well done with the KM, it's the best I've ever seen! 960 damage LMFAO!!
Planks you sir are my hero. Well done and next time don't give the ransom back. |
Msgerbs
Gallente White Moon Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.28 05:02:00 -
[105]
That... Is the most pathetic fake killmail ever. I am only a month and week old and I can fake a damn better killmail than that. Although, if I were to fake it, it would probably be too good for a retriever to kill unless the brutix was like AFK or something. Maybe I'll show lona a REAL BC sometome ;)
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.28 05:40:00 -
[106]
**** you eve online players
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.28 05:42:00 -
[107]
Pay me 6mil and I'll fake a killmail for you. Given, you might be in a cov-ops using Mega Pulse lasers... (epic drunken fail on a self destructing dread km)
Or I could bring my brutix out to meet your retriever. Gank suicide fit pops barges like packaging bubbles. ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.28 05:44:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** you eve online players
C'mon now... that ain't nice. You lost a ship, he lost a ship. He even gave your isk back... Move along and enjoy the game.
A little forum smack never hurt (though it gets annoying when people act surprised that I actually play EVE) ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Jadiin
Mindstar Technology The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2008.04.28 07:08:00 -
[109]
LEAVE LONA ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.28 07:33:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Gneeznow on 28/04/2008 07:33:46 Posting unconstructively in a c&p thread o/
edit: ewww jadin my eyes make it stop >_<
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.04.28 09:11:00 -
[111]
"Met her on a Sunday sucking roids in a belt...
...Lona...Lalala La-Lona...Lalala La-lona"
With insincere apologies to Ray Davies and the Kinks
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way" General George Patton USA
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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.28 09:47:00 -
[112]
Just watched the vid of the so called griefing...Seems Daddy's little girl is something of a bucket mouth (that means she swears excessively BTW).
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.28 09:50:00 -
[113]
**** YOU
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GreGh Rakrot
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 09:51:00 -
[114]
The plot thickens...
Daddy to the rescue |
Drayco
Caldari The Skype Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.04.28 10:04:00 -
[115]
Lets end this post... Lona the sad creature has proven without a doubt that she/he is the worst pvper in the game. When trash talk gets her no where and Lona screams bloody murder for her target to stop killing her ship. AFTER Lona opens her very unpleasent mouth. Lona you only got what was coming to you.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
Lona you had it coming.
Stop crying no one cares.
You are a running joke in eve-online.
Do everyone a favor and walk away from this and go back to mining all by yourself.
If you decide to Quit... Then don't let the pod door hit you in the ass on the way out. ---------------------------------- Drayco
-~="Hold on afk.. I need to release a chocolate hostage!"=~- |
Per Kopfhurer
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2008.04.28 10:13:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd IF YOUR NOT GOING TO POST SOMETHING CONSTRUCTEVLY DON'T POST AT ALL! **** YOU
IM IN UR THREAD, HIDING UR CONSTRUCTIVE REPLIES!
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Den enjen
Caldari MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.28 10:49:00 -
[117]
It seems your daad is an evil pirate himself. Why did'nt he told you that these things happen in this game? He does it all the time according to the killboard.
Best is to move on, and never look back into this (epic) topic.
BTW, you can't claim belts, there for everyone. --------------------------------------------
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Aesheera
Amarr Malum Crusis
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:13:00 -
[118]
Omg, the OP is a gruesome liar.
You killed his fekkin' FRIGATE (not Battlecruiser) and he returned in a Barge (not Battleship). Not only that: you 'kindly' asked him to leave? You told him to gtfo and then some.
I am very opposed to dishonouring ransoms, but you had it coming. You got what you needed. Liar.
Claiming stuff on the same forum that has VISUAL proof of the actual deed showing you spit bullocks all over the place is sad.
Bah. -------- Its great being Amarr, isn't it? Recruitment - Malum Crusis wants you! |
Suboran
Gallente Victory Not Vengeance Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:16:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
haha soon you will have to change your name to loner
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Aesheera
Amarr Malum Crusis
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:23:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Suboran
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
haha soon you will have to change your name to loner
Soon she had better reroll after realising how muc hflames and verbal gankage she will keep receiving after posting this thread -------- Its great being Amarr, isn't it? Recruitment - Malum Crusis wants you! |
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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:50:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
*Stern Voice*
Grounded for two weeks little lady and no eve-online either!!
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Effy Muller
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:51:00 -
[122]
Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks?
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Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:56:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Bhodistafa
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
*Stern Voice*
Grounded for two weeks little lady and no eve-online either!!
A better punishment might be playing more eve. I've only known about this thread for like 5 minutes and it makes me want to burn some sec status with smartbombing ravens. ---------------------------------------
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Doonoo Boonoo
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:58:00 -
[124]
This thread is the bestest.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.28 12:08:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks?
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
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Frodon
Antiloncker Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.04.28 12:52:00 -
[126]
EPIC,
Note, have to add to my bio : Leona deserve a spank !!
Go on, it's fun
And sorry for my bad spelling :)
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Nebuchadnezzar I
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:05:00 -
[127]
This tool, must be a troll, seriously - alt of planks? If not: ACTIVATE LOCATOR AGENT FOR EPIC LULZ!
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:30:00 -
[128]
LOL Lona Lwyd first you are rude in local then threaten and ransom and kill Planks, then beg for u life like a snively worm. Then fake a killmail on the boards cos he was flying a "battle cruiser". Thanks for the laughs btw I nominate you for being this weeks biggest ars-hat noob.
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Effy Muller
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:49:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Planks
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks?
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
/me bids 10 mil
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:55:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Effy Muller
Originally by: Planks
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks?
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
/me bids 10 mil
TEN MIL to the cute little minmatar pixie
Do I hear 12 mil anyone
12 mil for a piece of eve history...
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Iriana McNuke
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:59:00 -
[131]
Dear Lona Lwyd,
When I saw Leroy movie for the first time, I had the distinct feeling that the guy is the ultimate idiot to be found in any MMO. Thanks to you, my vision changed.
/me bows to Lona and pushes Leroy away
----------------------------------------------- I know I'm not insane, the voices told me so. |
Lady Sarine
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:03:00 -
[132]
/me bids 12 mil
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:15:00 -
[133]
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
"Met her on a Sunday sucking roids in a belt...
...Lona...Lalala La-Lona...Lalala La-lona"
With insincere apologies to Ray Davies and the Kinks
She asked us to leave, you know how that felt but she really thought it was her own belt
oh that looooona. lolololo lona |
Deitre Cibrus
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:48:00 -
[134]
Thread delivers
10/10 rofl |
Izzy Lizzy
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:22:00 -
[135]
lol I highly recommend reading the entire thread, but if you can't stomach several pages then I'll try and make a overly simplified version adapted from a comedy I saw a few years back.
Entering game as...
[Planks puts dog po*p in a paper bag and lights it on fire on Lona Lwyd's docking ramp]
Planks: Shh, here she comes. Lona Lwyd: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, it's one of those flaming bags again! Planks: Don't put it out with your boots, Lona! Lona Lwyd: Don't tell me my business, Devil Man! Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
[Lona Lwyd steps on the bag, then lifts up her boot and smells]
Lona Lwyd: Eck, po*p again! C&P: [laughing hysterically]She called the sh*t "po*p". This is the best thread of our life!
[They continue laughing]
Lona Lwyd: I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!
The End
Quote: The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.
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Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:26:00 -
[136]
14 million.
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Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:51:00 -
[137]
It's been a funny, epic tarp.
But you guys went to far with the whole religious angle.
I guess you got desperate for more people to take up "daddy" on his challenge.
Really, IMO, you should have stuck to having Lorna issue the challenge.
Few would have been able to resist the temptation of coming to gank the "little brat" if she offered to sit in a low-sec system and duel all comers.
Epic bait guys and well laid up but fail in the final furlong.
Bandures > tommy you like a cowboy harry ) |
Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:53:00 -
[138]
Wasn't planning on ganking the people that actually showed up, I honor 1v1's
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Xailz
Amarr Thunder Talons HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:00:00 -
[139]
So..
After conquering C&P forums are there any plans to take CAOD next ?
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HiRider
Unitas Nusquam Est FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:05:00 -
[140]
This thread and Video is truly Epic. There should be awards for this. . |
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Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:13:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Wasn't planning on ganking the people that actually showed up, I honor 1v1's
Well if it was just for kicks and some good fights then you win and gratz.
Either way hilarious.
Bandures > tommy you like a cowboy harry ) |
Khadur
Minmatar Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:18:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Planks Just got this mail from Lona
2008.04.27 22:02 Thanks for giving the 6 mil back. Look, I've got my self into a deep mess on the forums and some people have been laughing at me in local. Can you please pretend that it was all staged? Thanx... No hard feelings I hope. I will give you the 6 mil back if you agree :)
Lona you fail and I regret paying you back
HAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:57:00 -
[143]
I knew it was you El'Tar!
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Vega Alioth
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.28 19:33:00 -
[144]
best thread ever - videos almost buffered...
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psykiller
Caldari The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:07:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:12:05 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:58 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:21 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:09:06 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 14432
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 14432
Destroyed items:
5 Heavy Ion Blaster I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I Large Armor Repairer I 10mn Afterburner I Armor Hardener I Warp Disruptor I Medium Capacitor Booster I Hammerhead I Hammerhead I Warp Scrambler I Iridium Charge M Iridium Charge M
the fact that u edited that 5 times and its still not a correct killmail format is epic LOL =============================================== Strenght and Honour. Heart of one, strenght of many. Glory and Honour in death. Proud to be RAWR |
Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:22:00 -
[146]
Okay, I agree that most of you guys here have been VERY mean to Lona. But, I can't but help feeling that she deserves it. If you act that bad, then lie repeatedly, and not only that, gets CAUGHT lying that much...you sorta deserve it Lona :(
Sorry, girl, but you...REALLY screwed it up for yourself.
Originally by: "Cris Dono" That ofc isn't the best thing when a punisher obviously fitted with an Acme Infini-cap-o-matic is still dishing out hurt like there was no tomorrow :(
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Amber Saint
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:15:00 -
[147]
oh my... |
Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:16:00 -
[148]
Urgh, after watching the video, seeing the smack....well...Nope. You deserve it. ALL of it. I thought Darwin ruled out the existance of such people as you.
Originally by: "Cris Dono" That ofc isn't the best thing when a punisher obviously fitted with an Acme Infini-cap-o-matic is still dishing out hurt like there was no tomorrow :(
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:26:00 -
[149]
Originally by: Ancy Denaries Urgh, after watching the video, seeing the smack....well...Nope. You deserve it. ALL of it. I thought Darwin ruled out the existance of such people as you.
There was crime... and then punishment.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |
Onezen
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.04.28 23:45:00 -
[150]
Edited by: Onezen on 28/04/2008 23:46:03 'twas as I thought.
too good to be true.
nicely done though I must say.
we'll see how long this goes on.
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Abaddon Doomhammer
AnTi. Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.29 00:28:00 -
[151]
20m on the original Battle Barge
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Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.29 01:33:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Abaddon Doomhammer 20m on the original Battle Barge
Holy carp!
Bandures > tommy you like a cowboy harry ) |
Gantrithor105
Caldari Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2008.04.29 02:02:00 -
[153]
Lona, I would like to purchase your character for 100m. You're clearly never going to get respect again, and I think it would be a great peice of eve history.
So pay the 10$ and transfer it to me for 1 isk. Then I'll transfer over the other 99.9m and we'll call it a day.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.29 03:15:00 -
[154]
You guys this was the funniest thread I read in a long, long time, until you went and screwed it up with that other thread. The point of a HOAX is you're NOT supposed to give it away. Just let it be hilarious and smile on the inside. Well, it was good while it lasted. --- I'm looking for a good 0.0 corp to join. |
Msgerbs
Gallente White Moon Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.29 03:46:00 -
[155]
Ok, lona. Let me put this in perspective...
If someone was trash talking you (in all caps) would you kill them?
Honestly, it's crossed the line now, and I have half a mind to run a locator agent and mess you up further.
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muffit
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Posted - 2008.04.29 05:08:00 -
[156]
Edited by: muffit on 29/04/2008 05:12:58 i have filed a petition with the united states federal government to have Lona spayed and neutered, as idiocy such as hers must not be given the opportunity to procreate. Cheers.
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.29 07:23:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker You guys this was the funniest thread I read in a long, long time, until you went and screwed it up with that other thread. The point of a HOAX is you're NOT supposed to give it away. Just let it be hilarious and smile on the inside. Well, it was good while it lasted.
But we wanted to make every one feel stupid!
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.29 07:32:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Abaddon Doomhammer 20m on the original Battle Barge
20mil for the battle barge from the gentlemen over there on page 5, 20 mil yadda yadda, do I hear 25 mil? 25 mil for the retriever that opened a can of whoopass on Lona....
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.04.29 08:16:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker You guys this was the funniest thread I read in a long, long time, until you went and screwed it up with that other thread. The point of a HOAX is you're NOT supposed to give it away. Just let it be hilarious and smile on the inside. Well, it was good while it lasted.
But we wanted to make every one feel stupid!
I started out feeling stupid. Where does that leave me?
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Den enjen
Caldari MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.29 09:42:00 -
[160]
I think the mods should see if this is a hoax, and then ban the hoaxer from the forum for a while, due to bad joking habbits. --------------------------------------------
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.29 09:57:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Den enjen I think the mods should see if this is a hoax, and then ban the hoaxer from the forum for a while, due to bad joking habbits.
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Nuts Nougat
The Athiest Syndicate INT0XICATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.29 10:07:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Den enjen I think the mods should see if this is a hoax, and then ban the hoaxer from the forum for a while, due to bad joking habbits.
You should really read the whole thing mate...
Also please do not ban El'Troll, he makes the forum much more fun :( ___________________________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Mitnal My daddy told me to lock this thread.
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.29 10:10:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Nuts Nougat
Originally by: Den enjen I think the mods should see if this is a hoax, and then ban the hoaxer from the forum for a while, due to bad joking habbits.
You should really read the whole thing mate...
Also please do not ban El'Troll, he makes the forum much more fun :(
El'troll was banned for 2 weeks, for a comment he did about Stephen Hawking
Got more characters though.
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Den enjen
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.29 10:11:00 -
[164]
Edited by: Den enjen on 29/04/2008 10:11:48 I read both topics and replyed multiple times in them. I even stayed at work longer to follow the topics.
I feel "used" --------------------------------------------
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.29 10:59:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Den enjen Edited by: Den enjen on 29/04/2008 10:11:48 I read both topics and replyed multiple times in them. I even stayed at work longer to follow the topics.
I feel "used"
At least it was free
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.04.29 11:04:00 -
[166]
Actually, I couldn't care less if was a hoax or not. I bought it, albeit with some doubt, but I bought it. But hell I laughed :D And that's well worth it. Salute peeps! Salutations!
And thank you Lona for restoring my faith in humanity :D I couldn't believe there could be such asshat and stupid people, and there wasn't :D
Originally by: "Cris Dono" That ofc isn't the best thing when a punisher obviously fitted with an Acme Infini-cap-o-matic is still dishing out hurt like there was no tomorrow :(
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No Approximation
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Posted - 2008.04.29 20:26:00 -
[167]
Made my workday faster :)
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.30 11:47:00 -
[168]
This thread should never die.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.30 11:52:00 -
[169]
Edited by: techzer0 on 30/04/2008 11:51:45
Originally by: Lona Lwyd This thread should never die.
Agreed.
The trolls should be fed more often if this is the crap they **** out ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.30 12:23:00 -
[170]
Originally by: techzer0 Edited by: techzer0 on 30/04/2008 11:51:45
Originally by: Lona Lwyd This thread should never die.
Agreed.
The trolls should be fed more often if this is the crap they **** out
Reminds me of that fetish that.... nevermind
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z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.04.30 12:24:00 -
[171]
Edited by: z0de on 30/04/2008 12:23:43 I'd just like to quote myself from the first page in this thread.
Originally by: z0de After watching the video it almost looks staged, are miners really that rude?
I knew it.
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.30 12:29:00 -
[172]
Originally by: z0de Edited by: z0de on 30/04/2008 12:23:43 I'd just like to quote myself from the first page in this thread.
Originally by: z0de After watching the video it almost looks staged, are miners really that rude?
I knew it.
Yea, nearly every one else fell for it. Ruined it with the other thread though, especially when me and planks started to debate with the other forum warriors that Science is false and Christianity is truth.
To quote planks : "This is my MAIN!
God and ickle baby jesus was wrote about by hundreds of proffits meaning hundreds of witnesses. they cant all be telling fibs
Stephen Hawking on the other hand says the earth is flat cos a apple falled on his head
Who would you belive? There's no contest really is there"
Made me lol irl at the time
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2ippy
Amarr Omega Xen Novus Aevum
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Posted - 2008.04.30 16:24:00 -
[173]
Well i just have one thing to add here You all need to really grow up a bit ROFL
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Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.30 16:27:00 -
[174]
Originally by: 2ippy Well i just have one thing to add here You all need to really grow up a bit ROFL
NO U
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2ippy
Amarr Omega Xen Novus Aevum
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Posted - 2008.04.30 16:46:00 -
[175]
No U lolz
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OffBeaT
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Posted - 2008.04.30 18:49:00 -
[176]
Edited by: OffBeaT on 30/04/2008 18:52:44 the guy was a jerk!
what yea gona do about it. you wona get even come join my corp will make a point of it...
i could use the help for some of my own list of serialkillers
can you belive my speller could not spell that word serialkillers not even opion words too it.
10 years with this thing and i have never seen it fail at a word that i asked for.
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sesanti
Minmatar Universal Exports FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.30 19:54:00 -
[177]
At the risk of being wrong, since English is not my native tongue, aren't those two different words? As in "serial killers" and not "serialkillers"? _______________________________________________ The ShadowMaster -
<I am a guy... don't mind the portrait> |
Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:11:00 -
[178]
Originally by: sesanti At the risk of being wrong, since English is not my native tongue, aren't those two different words? As in "serial killers" and not "serialkillers"?
"serial killers" means a group of people that kills a lot of peeps. "serialkillers" means a group of people that eats cereals
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TheUnpredictableFist
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Posted - 2008.04.30 22:36:00 -
[179]
its taken me 30 minutes to read all this thread and view related video's..........30 minutes well spent imo. ROFL!
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Burning Towel
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Posted - 2008.04.30 22:46:00 -
[180]
Lona you got wot you diserved. WD planks for killing the foolish miner
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Ess Erbe
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:04:00 -
[181]
Ggggarrrrmmmoooon! :argh:
When's the next troll scheduled for?
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OffBeaT
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Posted - 2008.05.01 00:08:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd
Originally by: sesanti At the risk of being wrong, since English is not my native tongue, aren't those two different words? As in "serial killers" and not "serialkillers"?
"serial killers" means a group of people that kills a lot of peeps. "serialkillers" means a group of people that eats cereals
yea, yea.. you guys get my point i never needed too spell that word befor. yea.. serial killer i ment, if thats the way too spell it. |
Lasakywa
Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.02 18:50:00 -
[183]
rofl awesome vid, awesome guys, thank you planks & lona, haha, you guys rox
i didn't know that miners were so violents |
Jones Maloy
Minmatar Unified Naval Command
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Posted - 2008.05.03 08:36:00 -
[184]
go planks! though you should give back the 6 mil. nice video. even the first part had me laughing at how badass you tried to make mining look.
mining seriously messes with peoples heads. they get roid rage and go try to kill stuff. |
Jones Maloy
Minmatar Unified Naval Command
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Posted - 2008.05.03 09:03:00 -
[185]
seriously is this real, fake, staged? i can't tell. |
Snasty
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Posted - 2008.05.03 11:20:00 -
[186]
Reading this thread has so made my Saturday morning, Lol's abound...
Thanks to OP for giving me a hoot, even if it is at your expense, a hoot nevertheless.... |
tjerge
Killer Ninja Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.05.03 12:08:00 -
[187]
I lol'd. |
Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.05.03 12:18:00 -
[188]
I would suggest actually reading the thread before you post.
R3tards. |
Joachim Kato
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2008.05.03 17:43:00 -
[189]
Reminds me Liz Kali's (or however you spell that toon) "TIC TOC" thread in some certain way.... |
General Coochie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.05.03 21:01:00 -
[190]
I give up, seems we all have to live with these Genos Occidere threads. |
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Fox Vulcan
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Posted - 2008.05.03 21:58:00 -
[191]
Wow, just read all the way throug this in one go... -picks self up off the floor and massages aching ribs- Wow :D At first I was going to simply say; 'Welcome to EVE' =] Now ill say it again, only ten times louder! :D hehe. I did think that even the average lil spoilt little horrorsome brat wouldnt be that stupid, specially swearing (even censored) on the forums. But yeah, this should be immortalised in history as gaming gold ;) Vulcan Out |
Silversinew
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Posted - 2008.05.03 23:41:00 -
[192]
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.05.04 01:30:00 -
[193]
are people still being trolled post confession? |
Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.04 12:15:00 -
[194]
garmon, I'll be around amamake for a few days, lets see if we can get that 1v1 situated |
Garmon
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.05 12:57:00 -
[195]
GF Aadi __________________________________ Me being an hero in my battle boat
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Kirishina
Amarr Light inc
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Posted - 2008.05.06 20:40:00 -
[196]
Did you win? |
Babi Pangang
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Posted - 2008.05.06 22:48:00 -
[197]
sigh... Lona = Planks
GET IT NOW?!
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.06 23:06:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Kirishina Did you win?
forgot to reset orbit distance before the fight
biggest noob mistake I've made in the past couple months |
Planks
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Posted - 2008.05.06 23:10:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Babi Pangang sigh... Lona = Planks
GET IT NOW?!
Honestly, this is not true. Please don't tar me with the same brush! |
Garmon
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.07 16:40:00 -
[200]
Originally by: Planks
Originally by: Babi Pangang sigh... Lona = Planks
GET IT NOW?!
Honestly, this is not true. Please don't tar me with the same brush!
Me and Planks isn't the same person, I could tell you who is main is but I'm not sure if he'd like that. __________________________________ Me being an hero in my battle boat
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Two Ghosts
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.03 15:42:00 -
[201]
o/ G, Y ... You pesky kids !!!
Had it placed by end of page 1 tbh, but it was masterful and entertaining ... in fact, it remains so, as people keep posting.
Btw, G, can I get redemption? Or would I need to confess first?
<3 u guys
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Lailake
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Posted - 2008.06.03 15:48:00 -
[202]
r u christian?
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