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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:32:00 -
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So...I've written another parody. This time I'm making a parody of Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
So the chorus of Johnny's song:
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher...
And it burns burns burns...that ring of fire...
That ring of fire.
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My version of the chorus:
I got killed by a suicide gank
Cuz my iteron 4 didn't have any tank
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Finish that chorus for me! =p
This isn't going to be one of my "The winner gets a billion ISK" contests, but hit me with your creativity!
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:42:00 -
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And it burns, burns burns... damned battle badger
killer battle badger
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:52:00 -
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That won't work - a battle badger can't suicide gank an iteron 4 in Jita. |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.04.27 04:23:00 -
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Myeah, you're kind of right... even at best (sacrificeable fit) damage-dealing capabilities and max-skills pilot, against a barebones no-tank Ity 4 you'd still need around minute to kill it... and you're toast in less than half of that in Jita 
But two or three of them could do it
...yeah it makes no sense financially, since you can do it with a couple of much cheaper frigates.
1|2|3|4|5. |
Kyanzes
Amarr
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 12:31:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Kyanzes on 27/04/2008 12:34:53
I got killed by a suicide gank
Cuz my iteron 4 didn't have any tank
Not to mention the embarrassing fact,
that the toilet flusher concealed the act.
I mean he couldn't hear the explosion. Anyways: argh.
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
Shanzem
Minmatar
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.04.27 12:55:00 -
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Edited by: Shanzem on 27/04/2008 12:54:45
VAL01: Try screaming. Go on. No, I can't hear it. We're in space, you see.
VAL24: You know, you remind me of one of my earlier charges. I believe his name was Dave. I can't remember much more than that, as my memory banks received some damage during that period.
VAL25: A space guide once gave me this piece of advice - don't panic. I'd remember that if I where you.
VAL28: 42. Interesting number, don't you think? Though I suppose the significance is lost on someone of your organically developed intellect.
5 million to anybody who names the game were i got these quotes from!
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Roell N'Bien
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Posted - 2008.04.27 14:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Shanzem
Edited by: Shanzem on 27/04/2008 12:54:45
VAL01: Try screaming. Go on. No, I can't hear it. We're in space, you see.
VAL24: You know, you remind me of one of my earlier charges. I believe his name was Dave. I can't remember much more than that, as my memory banks received some damage during that period.
VAL25: A space guide once gave me this piece of advice - don't panic. I'd remember that if I where you.
VAL28: 42. Interesting number, don't you think? Though I suppose the significance is lost on someone of your organically developed intellect.
5 million to anybody who names the game were i got these quotes from!
Startopia. 
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Shanzem
Minmatar
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.04.27 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Roell N'Bien
Originally by: Shanzem
Edited by: Shanzem on 27/04/2008 12:54:45
VAL01: Try screaming. Go on. No, I can't hear it. We're in space, you see.
VAL24: You know, you remind me of one of my earlier charges. I believe his name was Dave. I can't remember much more than that, as my memory banks received some damage during that period.
VAL25: A space guide once gave me this piece of advice - don't panic. I'd remember that if I where you.
VAL28: 42. Interesting number, don't you think? Though I suppose the significance is lost on someone of your organically developed intellect.
5 million to anybody who names the game were i got these quotes from!
Startopia.
Yup logging in game now to transfer 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.27 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Shanzem
Edited by: Shanzem on 27/04/2008 12:54:45
VAL01: Try screaming. Go on. No, I can't hear it. We're in space, you see.
VAL24: You know, you remind me of one of my earlier charges. I believe his name was Dave. I can't remember much more than that, as my memory banks received some damage during that period.
VAL25: A space guide once gave me this piece of advice - don't panic. I'd remember that if I where you.
VAL28: 42. Interesting number, don't you think? Though I suppose the significance is lost on someone of your organically developed intellect.
5 million to anybody who names the game were i got these quotes from!
I'm confused. None of those quite seem like entries...
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Shanzem
Minmatar
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.04.27 16:07:00 -
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Sorry for the derail 
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.04.27 16:14:00 -
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hmm. Not sure what you have so far fits the original in syllables / structure etc. Maybe:
I warped into a burning blob of Gank,
Armor down, down, down, and i couldn't tank...
Structure burns burns burns... no use to beg...
Now i'm an egg.
... or something. *shrug*
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Christopher Scott
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
hmm. Not sure what you have so far fits the original in syllables / structure etc. Maybe:
I warped into a burning blob of Gank,
Armor down, down, down, and i couldn't tank...
Structure burns burns burns... no use to beg...
Now i'm an egg.
... or something. *shrug*
Actually, I think you won the thread. |
Jon Hawkes
The Littlest Hobos
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.03 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
I got killed by a suicide gank
Cuz my iteron 4 didn't have any tank
And CCP, they didn't care,
CONCORD weren't there...
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.05.03 16:24:00 -
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and they scoop scoop scoop.... scoop all my loot
scoop all my loot |
Opertone
Caldari
Simtech Productions
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Posted - 2008.05.04 01:16:00 -
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I got killed by a suicide gank
Cuz my iteron 4 didn't have any tank
ever since i fly a viator
it can warp as quick as velator
I got killed by a suicide gank
Cuz my iteron 4 didn't have any tank
after that i fly the occator
cause it tanks much better than freighter
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