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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:23:00 -
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Edited by: NOL Waiter on 29/04/2008 12:29:54 Prologue Krall Amarr. Who is Krall Amarr? Ex Lotka Volterra, Ex Fallen Souls, Ex Youwhat... and now Ex MC.
He is famous in the italian community for being a huge, tremendous jerk (the word IÆd use would warrant me a caod ban, you can imagine what it is). When I was a little, one month old newbie, I stumbled upon him. As is my habit, I opened a conversation to greet a fellow italian playing the same videogame I play, only to be insulted in a poorly written italian by this guy. Little I knew then, but the guy not only was a tosser but he was also the prototype of internet tough guy: he played ultima online and he was the greatest player there, show him some respect.
However, IÆm a guy that can hold a grudge. One year passed and after meeting several people that wanted him griefed out of the game, I decided to take some action. Firstly, I contacted the Mittani. The Mittani wasnÆt interested in my little griefing project and told me to go on alone if I wanted.
I went on alone as he said. However, a common friend introduced me to Dianabolic. This is where our tale of griefing and desperation begins, gentle readers.
Part 1. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Krall Amarr
Dianabolic was at first dubious. I am a goon, a goon that has always been very vocal on forums about Band of Brothers. He smelled a trap. I tried my best at first to assure him of some things: I wasnÆt going to betray Goonswarm, or any allies. It was only a plan to grief Krall. Everyone had to gain from the deal: they could get a titan kill, I could get to grief Krall. Then, MC went blue to us. I had to put the plan on hold because of it- but as months went by and it became clear that MC had betrayed goonswarm in turn, I decided to go on with the plan. I contact Dianabolic again, this time heÆs much more relaxed about it: Qy6 is fallen, and so is querious, and itÆs apparent that the next in line is MC. The plan serves both, and starts. The chatlogs posted are originally in italian, but I have translated them for CAOD. Good reading!
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Cippalippus> hey krall Krall Amarr> What do you need to tell me? Cippalippus> now that IÆm not a goon anymore you can admit it Krall Amarr> Admit what? Cippalippus> Do you want to crush the goons? Kill them all?
Krall Amarr> I donÆt care about 5000 noobs that canÆt even fit their carriers with t2, but i wouldnÆt cry if they died Cippalippus> if bob, and particularly RKK, offered you to join them to crush the goons, would you accept? ItÆs a matter of days before the final assault... Krall Amarr> Reikoku are noobs, if i wanted to join bob iÆd go evol Krall Amarr> But why do you care? Cippalippus> letÆs say iÆm not a goon. Cippalippus> if i told you that i have always been a bob spy, that cippalippus was just an invented persona to infiltrate goonswarm at the highest levels? Krall Amarr> No way Cippalippus> Dianabolic asked me, personally, to talk with you. Krall Amarr> If he needs to talk with me he can do it himself Cippalippus> iÆm calling him on msn, heÆll confirm everything Cippalippus> you can join bob and become a hero in the counter-offensive Krall Amarr> Does he want me to betray MC? Never. Cippalippus> krall, come with us. Krall Amarr> You are tcf Cippalippus> no, iÆm in BoB. Krall Amarr> Yeah sure, then call dianabolic here Cippalippus> heÆs afk, hold on a second Cippalippus> as soon as heÆs back iÆll invite him here Krall Amarr> I always knew you were an invented pg
Krall Amarr> You never fooled me. I suspected you were in BoB Cippalippus> k IÆm inviting Dianabolic here Krall Amarr> IÆll understand if you are kidding me, i have the real address
Krall Amarr> No just tell me the address Dianabolic joined the conversation. Cippalippus> Here he is. Cippalippus> now back to work, sorry guys.
Krall Amarr> k we will see
He took the bait. Isnt life beautiful, sometimes?
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Goose Hypocrisy
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:24:00 -
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Edited by: Goose Hypocrisy on 29/04/2008 12:24:22 edit- wrong char
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:25:00 -
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Edited by: NOL Waiter on 29/04/2008 12:24:51 Part 2. Recruitment scams are the best. Even better if itÆs not even your alliance. In the following chatlog, I convince Krall to join RKK. He seems pretty eager to join, too!
Quote: Krall Amarr wue Cippa hey krall Cippa I saw youÆre + to goons again lmao Krall Amarr Oh yeah? Cippa Just checked my goonswarm alt Krall Amarr Oh yeah, Mynas was talking about it yesterday... weÆre + with vae victis too. Another desperate bull**** thing of mynas to try to save the day. Krall Amarr IÆm sick of this standings crap. This story that weÆre mercs, no one is buying this anymore. We change standings every 2 weeks Cippa Come with us Krall Amarr I already told you, I always wanted to Cippa You will know who to shoot and who not Krall Amarr Give me time to pack my stuff and iÆm in rkk Cippa Bravo! Krall Amarr Say, can rkk help me fit my second titan? Cippa Of corse! Krall Amarr I only need a cormack smartbomb, the rest is ok. Cippa Sure. YouÆre RKK greatest asset now.
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Vivec Hecate
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:29:00 -
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posting in EPIC THREAD whohooooa!
gratz to cippa: u did a great service to us all! :D a hero.
krall: epic failure betrayer! and his past history... says it all... ----- -- MMORPG Italia Staff, Mod, Journalist, Spammer |
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:30:00 -
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Moved from CAOD.
Not relevant to that section.
Navigator, Community Representative EVE Online, CCP Games Email/Netfang
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Goose Hypocrisy
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:31:00 -
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Part 3. Loyalty. Honesty. Duty. 3 qualities, of which Krall possesses none.
Quote: Krall Amarr Did you speak with Dianabolic? He isnÆt paying attention to me. Cippa Yeah he said that heÆs preparing your welcome with the other directors and ceos Krall Amarr Yeah but when? I need to prepare everything before I leave
The guy seems in a hurry. Loyalty.
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Krall Amarr I have 4 accounts, 2 motherships 2 titans and 2 normal char for normal capitals. IÆm a supercapital fleet on my own. Krall Amarr So you guys do an alt corp with a pos Krall Amarr With 1 char Krall Amarr Anchor a pos with a capital hangar, i join with my chars, then apply for rkk Krall Amarr I honestly donÆt trust leaving 2 titans and 2 motherships in a rkk pos Krall Amarr I want everything ready by the 14th Cippa ok Krall Amarr And remind him not to touch MC for 2 weeks. Cippa eheh ok
Duty.
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Krall Amarr Your task was to bring me in rkk and i believe if you get me there you will have great benefits. Krall Amarr Not everyone can bring 2 titans in a corp, you will be famous
Duty.
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Krall Amarr I want to be famous. I want caod posts about myself. I want people to recognize my leadership Krall Amarr I want to make the tactics and the politics of bob Cippa Yeah, youÆll be a director in no time
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Krall Amarr I think mynas knows something Cippa Impossible. Only me, Dianabolic and Molle know about this. Cippa WeÆre keeping this matter at the highest levels of the bob hyerarchy. Krall Amarr So how did mynas hear about this? Cippa He probably heard whispers. People love to talk Krall Amarr IÆm smarter than you think
Sure!
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Cippa So can you give me a figure of your personal wealth Krall Amarr Complete capital set me 50, bpo t2, all carrier/dread bpos Cippa Are those in the mc holding corp? Krall Amarr Those are my assets, bought in fallen souls with taxes and mandatory mining ops. When the alliance collapsed, i kept all eheh
Honesty.
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:32:00 -
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Edited by: NOL Waiter on 29/04/2008 12:34:43 Part 5. Shine on you crazy diamond. This is when BoB attacked MC. I imagine that he will convo me as soon as possible and in fact...
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Krall Amarr I fear Cippa Cippalippus Sorry, orders from molle Krall Amarr They say they are going to save my POS, diana and the others Cippalippus For free? Krall Amarr No, iÆm going to give info, etc, then i join RKK. Krall Amarr I have a plan to not make MC suspect about me Krall Amarr I fear that then you blow up my pos anyway Cippalippus No way, we always keep our word! Krall Amarr I hope so, cippa, i hope so. Otherwise i quit eve, iÆm gonna lose too much. Krall Amarr I hope you keep your word otherwise i donÆt only quit eve, but i will also look like a snitch bastard Cippalippus It wonÆt happen. YouÆll be rkk soon and youÆll have a lot of fun with your two titans! Krall Amarr I hope diana realize that i really want to join rkk
Yeah. He realizes that.
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Krall Amarr The titanÆs out the 13th of may, at 9:58 Krall Amarr alle 9,58 Cippalippus roger Krall Amarr You need to talk with dianabolic, iÆm ****ting my pants Cippalippus Listen, do you have some liquid isks? Krall Amarr I promise you, if i join rkk iÆll give you 5b Cippalippus TheyÆre not for me, hold on a secondà thereÆs an offer
At this point I ask dianabolic if heÆs down with scamming him. He loves the idea and wishes good luck. The following part has been heavily trimmed because he didnÆt want to give up the money :-/
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Cippalippus ThereÆs a little minor problem, BNC and FINFLEET ceos donÆt trust you. Cippalippus We need a deposit to make sure that you wonÆt run away with the titan Krall Amarr (insert a long list of insults here) DO YOU THINK THAT IÆM GOING TO STAY IN ETNY WITH 20 OTHER JERKS THAT CANÆT EVEN PLAY THE GAME? IÆM SICK OF THESE NOOBS. Cippalippus WeÆll give all back as soon as youÆre in RKK Krall Amarr I have 11b Cippalippus mmm Krall Amarr I need 5 for the amarr titan skill Cippalippus YouÆll have them in two weeks. Cippalippus Send all to the character "armor tank"
In case itÆs not clear, armor tank is another of my alts :D
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Saerid
Amarr FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:35:00 -
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Ahahah. this is just beautiful in a Machiavelli meets Genghis Khan sort of way.
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Enochia Starr
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:35:00 -
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As someone that had more than 1 run in with Krall in Eternity, it comes to no surprise that Krall now shows his true color.
But as famous he is at screwing over people and general being an ******, he is also famous for writing very bad english.
The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Enochia Starr As someone that had more than 1 run in with Krall in Eternity, it comes to no surprise that Krall now shows his true color.
But as famous he is at screwing over people and general being an ******, he is also famous for writing very bad english.
The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
I said it somewhere, I am translating from italian. I can't post the original chatlogs on CAOD but the unabriged versions will be available soon
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Hair
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: Enochia Starr The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
Cippa stated he translated from Italian...
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Enochia Starr
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: NOL Waiter
Originally by: Enochia Starr As someone that had more than 1 run in with Krall in Eternity, it comes to no surprise that Krall now shows his true color.
But as famous he is at screwing over people and general being an ******, he is also famous for writing very bad english.
The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
I said it somewhere, I am translating from italian. I can't post the original chatlogs on CAOD but the unabriged versions will be available soon
Sry missed that
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Riho
Gallente Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Enochia Starr As someone that had more than 1 run in with Krall in Eternity, it comes to no surprise that Krall now shows his true color.
But as famous he is at screwing over people and general being an ******, he is also famous for writing very bad english.
The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
OP said the chatlogs have been translated from italian :P if its true at all :P ---------------------------------- Yes... this is my main. Extreme Troll Slayer...
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator Moved from CAOD.
Not relevant to that section.
I think it IS relevant to CAOD considering what it caused. It has nothing to do with crime. It has, however, something to do with punishment.
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Mr McDee
Ancient Crew
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:41:00 -
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Dude where is the rest of the story. C'mon! Gief!
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Enochia Starr
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: Riho
Originally by: Enochia Starr As someone that had more than 1 run in with Krall in Eternity, it comes to no surprise that Krall now shows his true color.
But as famous he is at screwing over people and general being an ******, he is also famous for writing very bad english.
The Krall you quote here does not, tinfoil hattery or?
OP said the chatlogs have been translated from italian :P if its true at all :P
Krall is so full of himself, so it sound true enough.
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Crayathan
Gallente Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:42:00 -
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Originally by: NOL Waiter
Originally by: CCP Navigator Moved from CAOD.
Not relevant to that section.
I think it IS relevant to CAOD considering what it caused. It has nothing to do with crime. It has, however, something to do with punishment.
Come on come on more more more
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:43:00 -
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Krall amarr generated pages of chatlogs. I have to trim them and then translate them... you'll get the end of the story when I have a little more time
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Xealot
Sensi Stars
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:46:00 -
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epic |
MineralOel Steuer
Amarr OP EC
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:46:00 -
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lol oh boy this is great |
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Mr McDee
Ancient Crew
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:46:00 -
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[ THIS COULD BE YOUR AD! ]
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Riho
Gallente Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: NOL Waiter Krall amarr generated pages of chatlogs. I have to trim them and then translate them... you'll get the end of the story when I have a little more time
move faster :P i want all the juicy details :D ---------------------------------- Yes... this is my main. Extreme Troll Slayer...
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Kage Toshimado on 29/04/2008 12:47:52 I can't contain myself waiting to see how this ends up. This Krall guy sounds like a class A jerk.
Edit: removed douchebag for jerk
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Plave Okice
Universal Securities
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:49:00 -
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Edited by: Plave Okice on 29/04/2008 12:49:06 It ends up with much hilarity, I know the end, but I'm looking forward to the complete tale.
Would you like to know more? |
D'Avore
Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:50:00 -
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Epic stuff!
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Xealot
Sensi Stars
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:51:00 -
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would be nice if someone like dian could pop in and confirm the story |
Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.04.29 12:51:00 -
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Haha -----
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Vivec Zombie
Caldari GLADIATORES
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Posted - 2008.04.29 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator Moved from CAOD.
Not relevant to that section.
i disagree, it's TOTALLY caod
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Sir JoJo
Minmatar Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.04.29 13:01:00 -
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Quote: Krall Amarr I hope you keep your word otherwise i donÆt only quit eve, but i will also look like a snitch bastard
Can i have your stuff??
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NOL Waiter
Dining in NOL Enterprises.
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Posted - 2008.04.29 13:03:00 -
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Part 5. Discretion is the best part of valor.
He basically admits that heÆs the only one screwed by BoB attack in Period Basis and also sells out everything he can to save his titan. Pathetic. Worm.
Quote: Krall Amarr You know that by doing this you are gaining a titan pilot that is loyal and ruthless? I will crush our enemies without fear or hesitation Cippalippus Yeah, I know Krall Amarr I canÆt be scammed out of 2 titans, 2 ms and 11b in a shot. ThereÆs a limit to cruelty Cippalippus Ahah, take it easy, youÆre joining rkk Cippalippus Tomorrow you will receive new directives and orders from above. Cippalippus You only need to wait and trust us. Krall Amarr ItÆs hard cippa Krall Amarr Only my titan is in danger, you need to stop this assault. Krall Amarr ItÆs only damaging yourself, youÆre killing your own titan Cippalippus Got it. Krall Amarr I gave the screens to jack noble Krall Amarr EddzÆs titan is out in 3d 15h, IÆm the only one risking here Cippalippus YouÆre right Krall Amarr Bob wants to humiliate MC Krall Amarr And I can help you with that Cippalippus Thank you, Krall.
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