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Kyanzes
Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.04 09:04:00 -
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Originally by: Steakkbone Chuck Norris was sent back in time to prevent the JFK assassination. He successfully deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Corphus
The NewOrder Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.04 11:19:00 -
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if chuck norris ganks you in empire concord looks the other way. |
B5spectre
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Posted - 2008.05.04 12:11:00 -
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Chuck Norris never pulls the trigger on a gun, he simply breaths on it and the bullet shoots out from the wind preasure |
Heated Don
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Posted - 2008.05.04 16:18:00 -
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Edited by: Heated Don on 04/05/2008 16:18:25 hmmm Chuck Norris getting a lesson of the Master |
Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.04 18:11:00 -
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Edited by: Raymond Sterns on 04/05/2008 18:11:02 Everyone do this.
- Go to google.com.
Type in, "find Chuck Norris". Press, "I'm feeling lucky". ????? PROFIT!
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Sothis Antares
PBA Corporation
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Posted - 2008.05.04 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns Edited by: Raymond Sterns on 04/05/2008 18:11:02 Everyone do this.
- Go to google.com.
Type in, "find Chuck Norris". Press, "I'm feeling lucky". ????? PROFIT!
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.04 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns Edited by: Raymond Sterns on 04/05/2008 18:11:02 Everyone do this.
- Go to google.com.
Type in, "find Chuck Norris". Press, "I'm feeling lucky". ????? PROFIT!
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.04 19:01:00 -
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO |
Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.04 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns Edited by: Raymond Sterns on 04/05/2008 18:11:02 Everyone do this.
- Go to google.com.
Type in, "find Chuck Norris". Press, "I'm feeling lucky". ????? PROFIT!
/thread tbqfh |
Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.04 23:37:00 -
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hehe, the interview with Chuck norris about his own "facts" was funny.
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Candice Bormardin
Caldari Jouvulen Enterprises Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.05 00:55:00 -
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I think one of the things about Chuck Norris - is that he actually is a pretty tough guy.
The first time I heard of him was watching one of, if not his last competitive karate match and the guy was really, really good. I only saw him fight that one time - but it left a lasting impression.
He's also a simple, straight forward person and thus fairly well liked by a lot of simple, straight forward people.
Another factor is ... John Wayne's been gone for a good long time and I think there are a lot of people who wanted someone to fill that cultural role.
They aren't the same though, John Wayne was actually, when given the opportunity, a fairly good actor where as ... Chuck isn't. The thing is while John Wayne had a reputation for being tough ... Chuck Norris really is tough.
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Schuyler Haussumann
PROGENITOR CORPORATION Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.05.05 03:21:00 -
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a chuck norris administered roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 32 U.S states.
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Lucia Vedette
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Posted - 2008.05.05 06:01:00 -
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Chuck Norris is so tough he clogs the toliet when he takes a leak.
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Bigeasy
Caldari Ad Astra Vexillum Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.05 08:00:00 -
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection. There were no survivors...
Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula |
Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.05.05 15:25:00 -
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Chuck Norris is suing NBC because their show Law & Order is the trademarked names of Chuck's left and right fists.
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Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.05 20:31:00 -
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Chuck Norris DID expect the Spanish Inquisition. _
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Epegi Givo
Amarr New Eden Manufacturing and Missions
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Posted - 2008.05.05 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns Chuck Norris DID expect the Spanish Inquisition.
win!
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who got Chuck Norris mad at them and those who are still alive
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Originally by: DroneCommander
Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious.
Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
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Dirtee Girl
Omega Enterprises Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.05.06 06:11:00 -
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chuck norris' name is so powerful that simply typing it in forums rips the fabric of space and time transporting you back 5 years in time to when it was still funny .
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Toshiro GreyHawk
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Posted - 2008.05.06 06:21:00 -
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Edited by: Toshiro GreyHawk on 06/05/2008 06:24:18
Chuck Norris is so tough that when he goes surfing - the sharks head for the beach.
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Triksterism
Gallente Image Not Found
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Posted - 2008.05.08 09:10:00 -
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Here's one:
Chuck Norris is a ****in' fundie.
CHUCK SUCKS! ----------------------------------- CCP Please update my portrait on the website/forums :D
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Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 14:25:00 -
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Every time a troll tries to put down Chuck Norris, they get 3 giant pimples on their ass so they can't sit for a week and play EvE. _
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Mordred Ottomo
Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.05.08 17:47:00 -
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If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you! If you can't see Chuck Norris, it's because he's behind you breaking your neck.
Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter by pointing at it and shouting "BANG".
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for his incredible good looks and invincible martial arts abilities. Chuck then round-housed the Devil and took his soul back. The Devil admitted he should have saw that coming.
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Amastat
Caldari Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.08 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns Every time a troll tries to put down Chuck Norris, they get 3 giant pimples on their ass so they can't sit for a week and play EvE.
OWNED >< ____________________
"All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the |
Triksterism
Gallente Image Not Found
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Posted - 2008.05.08 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat
Originally by: Raymond Sterns Every time a troll tries to put down Chuck Norris, they get 3 giant pimples on their ass so they can't sit for a week and play EvE.
OWNED ><
Yes, giant pimples. Welcome to 7th grade again folks. ----------------------------------- CCP Please update my portrait on the website/forums :D
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Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.05.08 19:31:00 -
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1) Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, the son of Wilma and Carlos Ray Norris. 2) In 1993, Chuck Norris began shooting the series Walker, Texas Ranger, which lasted eight years on CBS and continued in heavy syndication on other channels. 3) In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts, which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris himself. But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post. |
Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Triksterism
Originally by: Amastat
Originally by: Raymond Sterns Every time a troll tries to put down Chuck Norris, they get 3 giant pimples on their ass so they can't sit for a week and play EvE.
OWNED ><
Yes, giant pimples. Welcome to 7th grade again folks.
It's a thread about fictitious Chuck Norris facts, stop being a tight ass _
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Xtreem
Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:02:00 -
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Cassandra Beckinsale
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:55:00 -
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Chuck norris eat depleted uranium... and defecate it enriched!
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:04:00 -
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Chuck Norris (born Carlos Ray Norris Jr.; March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, his training with Bruce Lee and for his iconically tough image.
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Thorliaron
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris is a idoit - FACT
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