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Fedor Emilianenko
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Posted - 2008.05.08 10:08:00 -
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An indian chef was sacked from his new job as head chef in a restauraunt, they sacked him for favouring curry.
Does anyone understand the joke?
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.05.08 10:35:00 -
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I get it, but it's not really funny.
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.08 11:40:00 -
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I don't get it at all. Although i understand the cultural reference to someone from india preferring curry.
I originally thought it might be a pun about native american indian "chiefs" _ EVE RELATED CONTENT |
Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2008.05.08 13:03:00 -
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A play on the term "currying favour" I guess.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.05.08 13:38:00 -
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Two birds on a perch, one blue, one about to fall.
Pretty much the same kind of joke
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Amastat
Caldari Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.08 13:41:00 -
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I get it but it sounds like the joke is trying too hard to be funny. ____________________
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Natsume Chidori
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Posted - 2008.05.08 13:47:00 -
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It is, at best, meta-funny.
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Dario Wall
Caldari Black Legion Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.08 14:26:00 -
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Two guys walked in to a bar.
The third one ducked.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2008.05.08 14:57:00 -
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Elliot Reid
Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.05.08 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake What's brown and sticky?
My underpants
Now that would have been a funny one
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Ryushe
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.05.08 15:47:00 -
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So this baby seal walks into a club .....
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2008.05.08 15:49:00 -
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A cheese and onion sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman points to the door and says "We don't serve food in here"
William Shakespeare walks into a pub.
The barman points to the door and says "You have to leave - you're bard.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Mitch Manus
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.08 15:53:00 -
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the barmen for some bread. The barmen says that they don't sell bread. So the duck says i'll have some bread then. The barmen getting annoyed at this point says if you ask for bread one more time im going to nail your beak to the bar!! So the duck asks if the barmen has any nails, and the barmen says no. So the duck says i'll have some bread then
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.08 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake A cheese and onion sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman points to the door and says "We don't serve food in here"
I did actually lol at that _ EVE RELATED CONTENT |
Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.08 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ryushe So this baby seal walks into a club .....
I'm so going to hell for laughing at that one...
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Mystri
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Posted - 2008.05.08 17:10:00 -
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A horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "A glass of your finest ale if you please, my good man". Barman says, "F**king hell, a talking horse!" Mystri |
Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.05.08 17:36:00 -
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Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 08/05/2008 17:39:26
Originally by: Fedor Emilianenko An indian chef was sacked from his new job as head chef in a restauraunt, they sacked him for favouring curry.
Does anyone understand the joke?
As far as I know this is not really a joke since Indians do use alot of curry, but then again I may be missing something.
One of the wordls longest jokes...It is "slightly" dirty, but it is really a play on words
Moral of the story.
- Hunter has a bear in his sites on the other side of the river.
- Right before the hunter takes a shot a fly drops into his line of site and takes his shot away. He curses and says if that fly would just drop 6inches I would take a shot and row my boat over get the bear and come back
- A rat sees this happen and say if the fly drops 6inches the hunter will go and get the bear and I will get his lunch.
- Hawk sees all of this and prepares for action with the thoughts of if the fly drops 6inches then the hunter will get a shot and go for the bear, the rat will go for the launch, and I will swoop in on the rat.
- A wild cat has the rat in his view also but does not see the hawk. The cat says if the fly drops 6inches then the hunter will get a shot and go for the bear, the rat will go for the lunch and I will get the rat.
- The fly drops 6inches and the hunter takes his shot and goes for the bear.
- The rat jumps at the lunch
- The hawk starts to swoop down as the mountain lion pounces.
- The hawk wins the race and swoops away with the rat and the wild cat roles into the river.
- The moral of the story is... When the fly drops 6inches then the p.u.s.s.y gets wet.
This one is so much better when I tell it in person, but that is not quite possible here. I hope all enjoy a little chuckle from this one. If not I fail and I apologize before hand.
Slade
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:19:00 -
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Here's another long one, but well worth the read:
A guy walks out onto a bridge at midnight and climbs over the rail. He stands there for a while, steeling himself to jump off. A haggard old crone of a lady sees this and walks up to him.
"What are you doing, young man?" she croaked.
"I'm ending it" he says "I have no life left to live. I lost my job, my wife left me, the bank seized my house and every worldly possession. I can't take it any more - I have to jump."
"That's quite a tale of woe" she says, "Tell you what - I am a witch. I will grant you 5 wishes in exchange for one thing. You can get your life back."
"What's the price?"
"You have to spend one night with me." she wheezes.
At this point, the river is once again looking like an attractive prospect for the guy and he prepares to jump.
"NO NO NO!" she yells, pulling him back, "It's only one night, how bad can it be? 5 wishes!"
So he spends the most horrible grizzly night with this aged crone, trying to concentrate on what his 5 wishes are going to be. Dawn breaks, and he turns to the witch.
"OK, I know what I'm going to wish for. Can I have my wishes now?" he says.
"OK," she says, fixing him with a hard stare, "but first, tell me how old you are?"
"I'm 26" he replies
"You're 26 years old and you still believe in fairy stories?"
. . . . Thankyou - I'm here 'til Thursday --------------------------------------------------------------------
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly Here's another long one, but well worth the read:
A guy walks out onto a bridge at midnight and climbs over the rail. He stands there for a while, steeling himself to jump off. A haggard old crone of a lady sees this and walks up to him.
"What are you doing, young man?" she croaked.
"I'm ending it" he says "I have no life left to live. I lost my job, my wife left me, the bank seized my house and every worldly possession. I can't take it any more - I have to jump."
"That's quite a tale of woe" she says, "Tell you what - I am a witch. I will grant you 5 wishes in exchange for one thing. You can get your life back."
"What's the price?"
"You have to spend one night with me." she wheezes.
At this point, the river is once again looking like an attractive prospect for the guy and he prepares to jump.
"NO NO NO!" she yells, pulling him back, "It's only one night, how bad can it be? 5 wishes!"
So he spends the most horrible grizzly night with this aged crone, trying to concentrate on what his 5 wishes are going to be. Dawn breaks, and he turns to the witch.
"OK, I know what I'm going to wish for. Can I have my wishes now?" he says.
"OK," she says, fixing him with a hard stare, "but first, tell me how old you are?"
"I'm 26" he replies
"You're 26 years old and you still believe in fairy stories?"
. . . . Thankyou - I'm here 'til Thursday
Also, OP's joke is fail. ------------------------------
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Alowishus
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:27:00 -
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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
Hello ladies!
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SeismicForce
The Shadow Order SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:43:00 -
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Two men and their dogs are sitting on a bench, and the one dog starts licking itself "down there". So the one guy says "damn, I wish I could do that" The other one answers "don't be stupid, he'll bite you"
Originally by: Allisie In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.
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Vladio Taltosh
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:48:00 -
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Here is one all of you can throw out against a friend that is ticking you off at a party.
You and said friend were riding down a country street and yall came across a sheep stuck in a fence.
You stopped the truck and jumped out dropped your pants and started rear ending the sheep.
You then hollared (at whatever your friends name is) to come out of the truck and try this.
Your friend proceeds to assume the same position the sheep was in and says I'm ready...
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TradeOrDie
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Posted - 2008.05.08 23:08:00 -
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Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.
"I'm sorry ma'am, we've just run out of chocolate. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."
"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.
"OK, now spell the "F$%K" in 'chocolate'."
She looks at him and says, "There's no 'f#$k' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady! There's no f$%kin chocolate!"
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nahtoh
Caldari Bull Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.09 00:19:00 -
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This one used to really crak up a guy i know when he was drunk...
How does a cow count?
With a cowculator...
Oh and I guess I will have the room next door to verone...as the seal joke got the biggest lol out of me in this thread. ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self |
Saint Lazarus
C R Y O
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Posted - 2008.05.09 00:28:00 -
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Originally by: Mitch Manus A duck walks into a bar and asks the barmen for some bread. The barmen says that they don't sell bread. So the duck says i'll have some bread then. The barmen getting annoyed at this point says if you ask for bread one more time im going to nail your beak to the bar!! So the duck asks if the barmen has any nails, and the barmen says no. So the duck says i'll have some bread then
That got a lol from me
OP's joke is terrible though, I'd slap you if you said it near me for its offensive crappyness -----------------
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flaming phantom
Minmatar Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.05.09 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: Ryushe So this baby seal walks into a club .....
baby seal, as in a woman?
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Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.09 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Originally by: Ryushe So this baby seal walks into a club .....
I'm so going to hell for laughing at that one...
ditto.
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Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.05.09 05:58:00 -
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So this duck walks into a bar and he asks the bartender, "Hey do you have any grapes?" and the bartender says "No I don't have any grapes." So the next day the duck walks back in and asks the bartender, "Hey do you have any grapes?" and the bartender says again "No I still don't have any grapes." The day after that the duck walks in and asks the bartender, "Hey do you have any grapes?" and the bartender says "No, again look I don't have any grapes." So the duck pulls out a shotgun and shoots the bartender, and walks over to the fridge and opens it up. And inside were a bag of plump, delicious grapes. He grabs the bag and brings it to the bartender's body and starts stuffing the bartender's mouth full of grapes. "YOU DON'T HAVE GRAPES, HUH? WAS THAT RIGHT #$%#&@? NO GRAPES?!! HERES YOUR ******* GRAPES!" The duck then shoots off another shotgun shell into the ceiling. Someone starts screaming and crying in the bar and the duck is like "SHUT UP, SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP!" But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post. |
Ryushe
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.05.09 06:03:00 -
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Originally by: flaming phantom
Originally by: Ryushe So this baby seal walks into a club .....
baby seal, as in a woman?
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.09 06:27:00 -
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied abot the wheels.
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The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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