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Jet Burns
Multiversal Enterprise Inc. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2012.03.04 22:28:00 -
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Yo bro... here is my kewl story...
I'm sure others have done it before but I'm typing this live from 38,000 ft over New Mexico on an Airliner. They have an internet special for $5.00 for the entire trip.
I also was able to fire up my client, change skills, undock, fly to the sun and redock before the graphics card ate my battery. My wife took pictures as she could not believe it. She said, "That's my husband Jet, in his natural habitat".
/Sharing time is over. :) |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:07:00 -
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Jet Burns wrote:Yo bro... here is my kewl story...
I'm sure others have done it before but I'm typing this live from 38,000 ft over New Mexico on an Airliner. They have an internet special for $5.00 for the entire trip.
I also was able to fire up my client, change skills, undock, fly to the sun and redock before the graphics card ate my battery. My wife took pictures as she could not believe it. She said, "That's my husband Jet, in his natural habitat".
/Sharing time is over. :)
Hey bro!
You should press the emergency oxygen button above your head and put the mask on. The nearly illiterate spew you've just typed shows that the cabin must be lacking oxygen.
- A bro |
Wacktopia
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:15:00 -
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Pics or it didn't happen.
(seewhatidid) Vote Alekseyev Karrde for CSM7. -áhttps://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=67574 Get War Decs, Sov, Low Sec that works.-á |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:22:00 -
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Hey Bro! Hey, Hey, Broooo! Hey bro!
Hi! |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:22:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Hey Bro! Hey, Hey, Broooo! Hey bro!
Hi!
Sup bro? |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:22:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Hey Bro! Hey, Hey, Broooo! Hey bro!
Hi! Sup bro?
Nm, u |
Headerman
Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2012.03.04 23:27:00 -
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Jet Burns wrote:Yo bro... here is my kewl story...
I'm sure others have done it before but I'm typing this live from 38,000 ft over New Mexico on an Airliner. They have an internet special for $5.00 for the entire trip.
I also was able to fire up my client, change skills, undock, fly to the sun and redock before the graphics card ate my battery. My wife took pictures as she could not believe it. She said, "That's my husband Jet, in his natural habitat".
/Sharing time is over. :)
Lol sounds awesome, been wondering when i would see someone do this! The Apostle : I want a kangeroo Captain Kirk : Silly Austrians Sarmatiko : Let me guess: you're from US? Captain Kirk : Yeah Riverside IA - why? |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.03.05 00:21:00 -
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Lucky man...about the spousal unit part. We all can use such support. Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Schmacos tryne
Norsk Testosteron
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Posted - 2012.03.05 00:24:00 -
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I always fly business class and it's already pure hell. As soon as internet is a reality onboard flights there will be 12 hours of non-stop skype dribling lunatics posing to be important.
They need a new class of flying... A quiet one where they only serve large drinks. |
Ai Shun
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Posted - 2012.03.05 01:13:00 -
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Schmacos tryne wrote:I always fly business class
Schmacos tryne wrote:dribling lunatics posing to be important.
I enjoyed that. Thank **** I don't have to fly very often.
@OP, sounds fantastic. |
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Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
216
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Posted - 2012.03.05 01:35:00 -
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Best thread title / poster name combo I've seen in a while.
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Aggressive Nutmeg
123
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Posted - 2012.03.05 02:14:00 -
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Sadly, I am forced to fly several times a year due to my job. Being stuck in a cramped chair next to some random member of the public for a couple of hours is about as close to Hell as it gets for me.
We already have an epidemic of classless tossers who rudely broadcast their mobile phone conversations to everyone in the immediate vicinity. Imagine this on a plane.
I can't wait for air travel to become a lot more expensive. Nowadays it's like catching a bus. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |
Riggs Droput
Born-2-Kill 0ccupational Hazzard
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Posted - 2012.03.05 02:21:00 -
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Previous job had me flying every week. Company paid for the flights and the flight company was a budget airline which crams extra rows of seats into a standard 737. How could I tell that there were extra rows of seats? Not every row had their own overhead lights or air vents. Some times the air vents would be behind your head or out of arms reach in front of you. Sucks being over 6' where your knees are jammed into the seat in front of you.
Lucky the flights were only about 60-80 min each direction. I always wished I had net connection while on the plane. I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees |
Jada Maroo
Mysterium Astrometrics Bringers of Death.
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Posted - 2012.03.05 02:24:00 -
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Dear flight attendant reading over this man's shoulder:
We wish peace be upon our brother Jet Burns for the journey he is to take to paradise this day with your plane.
ALLAH HU AKHBAR!!!
Enjoy your anal-probe! |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
220
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Posted - 2012.03.05 02:37:00 -
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Jet please note that I find your story to be extremely impressive because I am assuming that you are also piloting said airliner. The fact that you haven't stated that you aren't leads me to assume that you are. If this is correct, please do not veer off course and crash into my apartment building in Florida. This would not be good. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.05 02:55:00 -
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Imagine the looks you'd get from people when you're on TS and start raging http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kGGW0UlPA&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |
Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
486
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Posted - 2012.03.05 03:01:00 -
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Were there also snakes on said plane?
/other than the missus //I keed of course ///next up, changing skills from the ISS ////slashies!!!
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Grumpy Owly
295
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Posted - 2012.03.05 04:12:00 -
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Amazing what you can achieve with modern technology these days.
When I was a mere boy we never had any of these new fangled ideas and all of this was simply science fiction. Such an amazing testimony to the achievements of human kind and how far we have advanced in such a short space of time.
Also as a secondary minor point nice that they offered you the internet. Bounty Hunting for CSM 7
Stop EvE Apathy |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
2764
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Posted - 2012.03.05 11:01:00 -
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It's the closest thing some of us will be - becoming that spaceship pilot haha
Also, airplane, 2006, psp
I approve internet access while inflight.
/c
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Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1399
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:22:00 -
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Please never forget that you can't fly a plane by doubleclicking onto the front window. XD Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Industrial Complex Cosmic Consortium
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:29:00 -
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I wonder if Jet has those implants that increase the speed of your ship?
Snakes, on a plane!
edit: nm, I was too slow with that one :\ |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:59:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:I wonder if Jet has those implants that increase the speed of your ship?
Snakes, on a plane!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Schmacos tryne
Norsk Testosteron
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Posted - 2012.03.05 20:53:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Sadly, I am forced to fly several times a year due to my job. Being stuck in a cramped chair next to some random member of the public for a couple of hours is about as close to Hell as it gets for me.
We already have an epidemic of classless tossers who rudely broadcast their mobile phone conversations to everyone in the immediate vicinity. Imagine this on a plane.
I can't wait for air travel to become a lot more expensive. Nowadays it's like catching a bus.
Hear hear!
Too much couch dwelling non contributing slackers in combination with too cheap airplane tickets only leads to one thing:
Once the imbecils mix their gin tonic with their already pill-souped up and mentally challanged bodies we get the only liable result: You can't get a fricking drink on the plane anymore because some morons have problems controlling them selves. crap.
Once on a plane from Kora to Amsterdam (I flew that route frequently before) I was waiting for my nut-mix. I liked that nut mix. Only problem was when they arrived with their trolley, they only had dry crackers. I asked why the hell do you only serve crackers? Because there is one(!) passager whom is alergic to nuts. Ehm... Is he sitting close to me? No... So what the hell? Nope, not a chance.
I want my god dam nut mix....
Another time I had to babysit a fricking narced up epileptic teenager who was insistant of tearing up the emergency exit door. The flight attendants came up to me and asked if I wanted to change to an emergency exit (no business on that plane). Sure I said and of I went. Soon only to discover the horror which awaited me when this spasmatic freak started shouting and stuff. I went and told the attendants what was going on and they replied: Why do you think we put you there?
Takes the fricking smeg. |
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CCP Explorer
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.05 21:39:00 -
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Nice story, Jet Burns, enjoy your trip! Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson Software Director EVE Online, CCP Games |
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TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries
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Posted - 2012.03.05 22:12:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Hey bro!
You should press the emergency oxygen button above your head and put the mask on. The nearly illiterate spew you've just typed shows that the cabin must be lacking oxygen.
- A bro
Hey bro!
I could read it! HTFU or go back to WOW.
-A bros+¬ |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
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Posted - 2012.03.05 22:24:00 -
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with leadership 5 you can decide where the plane should land a eve-style bounty system https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=359105 You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.05 22:33:00 -
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I'm getting tired of flying these mother****ing Drakes on this mother****ing plane! |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2012.03.05 23:38:00 -
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Did you get in a fight while the plane entered heavy turbulence? |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.05 23:40:00 -
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I'm giving you my best "not bad" face right now! CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer | @katrinat |
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Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil Mining For Profit Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.06 00:16:00 -
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Bienator II wrote:with leadership 5 you can decide where the plane should land Don't need Leadership 5 for that. Your laptop will do. |
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