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Hanso Sparxx
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:44:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, it takes two Warlocks to summon her.
woops, thought I was on the WoW forums...
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Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Fate Weavers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:49:00 -
[32]
"Me kill you long time"
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Joachim Kato
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:55:00 -
[33]
Not quite a threat mail, but certainly a bit disturbing (got it on my other toon which happened to be female).
2007.04.12 19:06 Your photo rules, u r sexy, with a nice silky skin i am so horny about you baby, can we get together in the pleasure hub, i am a rich man for you, come, cannot wait to hold you in my arms, can wait to join your liquids with mine, can wait for the station walkabout patch to be deployed so i can have a wild night with you.
hurry up i need your hot love pured all over me :)===0
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Skarned
Diplomatic Disruption Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:56:00 -
[34]
After telling him that he was blown up for entering MY system..
[ 2008.04.27 02:39:33 ] Super Noober > Space existed before your molecules randomly collided and formed the heathen spawn you are
Had lots of fun with this one, oh yeah. This convo eventually degraded into the typical "I'll get a fleet, watch your back" and then on to threats of irl eye gouging and ball sack ripping and what have you.
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vasco di
Gallente Aurora Security Shadows Incursion
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen 10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny? Vasco Cortes nerfed my sig Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
ISKandia
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:05:00 -
[36]
Dude, you rock.... like an autistic kid. |
MEBHansen
Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:08:00 -
[37]
Originally by: vasco di
Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen 10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny?
haha, nice spotted
And btw, a lot of them made me smile, but the hedgehog poo made me laugh
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Kasken
Amarr X Bane X
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: MEBHansen
Originally by: vasco di
Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen 10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny?
haha, nice spotted
And btw, a lot of them made me smile, but the hedgehog poo made me laugh
LoL, well stated I didn't even notice that pun :)
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Sister Libertina
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:19:00 -
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1... Hedgehog 2... Autistic Kid 3... Dumb sperm
And number 1 in the 'yo mommas so fat' catagory ... cyno to go shopping lol
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Blood Daemon
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Rook I forget who posted it originally but someone received an eve-mail from a victim saying:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'
I think we could have a winner! :P... that made me laugh.. somehow all the rest seems like i've hear them all before.. ------------------
Originally by: Treelox CCP, keep your pimp hand strong!!!!
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Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr SPORADIC MOVEMENT
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:58:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Solomunio Kzenig on 16/05/2008 16:00:52
This was posted in local by a guy i used to fly with after he lost his faction fitted Abaddon to two War Targets (corp that war dec'ed us was Free Luna State) 1 hour into a war (had set out to mission and 'forgot' that the war dec was live):
**** you you looney ****s!
Where the 1st expletive refers to procreation and the 2nd to a part of the female anatomy.
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Nykole
Caldari Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Rook I forget who posted it originally but someone received an eve-mail from a victim saying:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'
i do agree this one made me laugh, while the rest are typical your momma and/or lame remixed jokes from eleswhere that general get no reaction in the end.
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AizenSousuke
Gallente Gear Ratio Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:10:00 -
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<me> I'm fuc*ing robin hood I liberate faction items from you noobs and give them to the poor... for a price <noobish target> how about you liberate my **ck from your ass <me> How about I liberate your clone from your ship? At this point i find the guy, lock on, F1-F5 <noobish target> ***k you assh*le
2 minutes later
<noobish target> okokok i give up please don't blow me up -pop-
And I remember this funny one involving an r-tard freighter i kept bumping out of align a few months ago with my domi-
"I'm rubbin my left nut on your face, oh yeah" -------------------------------------------------- "With hard work and focus ye shall achieve." Unless stated otherwise, the opinions above do not reflect those of my corp or my alliance. Thx. >.> |
SwindonBadger
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:10:00 -
[44]
" who throws a corpse " " that really hurt "
Eat Them all, let the digestion sort em out |
Los Muertos
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:27:00 -
[45]
'You must have got in the genepool when the li***uard wasn't looking...'
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Frix Gogo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:54:00 -
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---->Somebody said it's impossible to open an umbrella in a butt ---->U'll regret it when I'll prove U he was wrong
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Ferocious FeAr
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:55:00 -
[47]
"Smack talk"
I don't need the ISK but you can send it anyway.
Don't hate me, learn to love me |
Planks
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: Solomunio Kzenig the 2nd to a part of the female anatomy.[/quote
Boobs?
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TimMc
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:13:00 -
[49]
You forgot to press Ctrl-Q.
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Princess Kyky
Caldari THIS IS SPARTAAAA Coalition of the ExtraOrdinary
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:15:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 11:06:52
Originally by: Princess Kyky Angry bear > yo mama so fat she warped to a pos at 100 and people acused her of pos bowling,
Yo momma's so fat, yo daddeh drops a cyno to send her shopping!!!
haha ------
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Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:24:00 -
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My actual submission, more than one line just to put it in context. The actual line I'm submitting is marked with a *:
Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink. Kehmor > yessir *Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted? Kehmor > your parents don't even love you Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun. Kehmor > :( - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
Major Try
Amarr AJAX Puppy Grinding Company
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:49:00 -
[52]
may the fleas of a 1000 camals infest your armpits
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:01:00 -
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who uses yo momma jokes as smack? and wasn't that girlfriends unfulfilled and alienated line from portal?
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Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:04:00 -
[54]
"Why blow my ship? I will dead your body!"
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Lithalnas
Amarr Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:06:00 -
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Quote: 2008.04.04 23:55 Well seeing as I am 36 years old and i've always been a big tough but nice guy, defend people being bullied, maybe u can understand just what i think of you. This corp will be breaking up, i hope u are proud of yourself. I feel sorry for u as u must have been abused/ and or bullied in your life, and need to find others to take it out on. I recommend therapy. Of course, on the other hand, maybe your just a sociopath with no empathy and have no understanding of what I am saying... Do you like to torture small animals? Please find your self a therapist. If you ever need to talk like a man, feel free to chat me up. Also, as i mentioned previously, our ceo is out of the picture for a few days, so there is no way the rest of us could have known about your childish bully offer. Best wishes, Durz
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Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:28:00 -
[56]
"I am going to gank you so hard your grandkids will be on the killmail!"
we are recruiting!
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:13:00 -
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Personaly i like the sperm one a tiny tad more than the hedgehog one but it's so darn close i may just go 50 / 50 on the prize unless something else amazing comes along.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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weedmasta
Minmatar PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:16:00 -
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Edited by: weedmasta on 16/05/2008 19:18:14 Edited by: weedmasta on 16/05/2008 19:16:17 Do you like cream of Sumyungboi? (smacking macroers)
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[23:36:29] Capitaine Caverne > pff pusi noob go in your mother home
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Shuuuun, shuuuun the smacktalkers.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:32:00 -
[59]
"You just got owned by a three month old character. Congratulations!"
We're Recruiting! |
Dosgar
Caldari Panic DHH
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Posted - 2008.05.16 20:29:00 -
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Hedgehog's my fave.
I've heard the sperm one countless times from my dad...
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