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Xailz
Thunder Talons HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:42:00 -
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Garmon gets banned for two weeks
xxxxxxx > ITS GODS FAULT <Garmon> > YEA <Garmon> > FUKIN DUM PIECE OF ****!!
in other news goons are the good guys
Xz
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oh foxxylove
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:43:00 -
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Edited by: oh foxxylove on 04/06/2008 22:43:22 RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
WE LOVE YOU GERMON WHY DID U DO THIS TO US!!!!!!!
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IKnow ThatYouLikeMe
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:44:00 -
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We once had a fleet consisting of 20 hacs/recons, and we saw his rupture in an Asteroid belt. He was smack talking us, we warped in our fleet and he killed us all in his rupture!
I'm glad ccp banned his exploiting ass
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:51:00 -
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Edited by: Aadi Grox on 04/06/2008 22:51:20 oh damn, banned ingame, that sucks
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Backdoor Lover
The Dark Carnival Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:52:00 -
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BDL ANGRY BDL SMASH ----
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:53:00 -
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Somebody call Backdoor Bandit! CCP is doing his job to someone!
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MegaMarkets
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:54:00 -
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[ 2008.06.03 21:52:46 ] Garmon > TASH YOU ******* **** [ 2008.06.03 21:52:51 ] Yendaj > FUK U GARMON U DIK [ 2008.06.03 21:52:55 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:53:00 ] lord mercury > Cheating on you again? [ 2008.06.03 21:53:01 ] Garmon > I FUKIN*****2 PVH AND PWN UR SHIP [ 2008.06.03 21:53:03 ] Garmon > U FUKIN ***** [ 2008.06.03 21:53:09 ] Garmon > YEA SHE CHEATIN ON ME WITH MIRROR [ 2008.06.03 21:53:11 ] Yendaj > IM NOT IN PVH U LOOSER [ 2008.06.03 21:53:13 ] Garmon > SHE SED I WAS SPESHIL [ 2008.06.03 21:53:18 ] Garmon > YES U R!!!!!!1 [ 2008.06.03 21:53:25 ] Yendaj > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:53:25 ] Garmon > Yendaj DIRTY LIAR THIEF [ 2008.06.03 21:53:29 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:53:40 ] Garmon > I WIN! [ 2008.06.03 21:53:56 ] Yendaj > Garmon FAKE WARRIOR WITH NO HONOR [ 2008.06.03 21:54:06 ] k1ll3r69 > :O [ 2008.06.03 21:54:07 ] Garmon > I HAVE MORE HONOR THAN U [ 2008.06.03 21:54:13 ] Garmon > Yendaj FUK U!!!!!!!!!1 [ 2008.06.03 21:54:15 ] Yendaj > DO NOT [ 2008.06.03 21:54:19 ] Yendaj > FUK U DIK [ 2008.06.03 21:54:20 ] Garmon > I DO [ 2008.06.03 21:54:22 ] Garmon > NO FUK U DIK [ 2008.06.03 21:54:31 ] Yendaj > I KEEL U WIT MY TRUE WARRIOR SHIP [ 2008.06.03 21:54:36 ] Garmon > U CAN SUK MY DIK AND WHEN I*****I MAKE SURE U SWALLOW U ***** [ 2008.06.03 21:54:44 ] Yendaj > OK [ 2008.06.03 21:54:47 ] Garmon > NO MY SHIP TRUE WARRIOR SHIP [ 2008.06.03 21:54:47 ] k1ll3r69 > @_@ [ 2008.06.03 21:54:47 ] Yendaj > DONE [ 2008.06.03 21:54:55 ] lord mercury > /emote gets popcorn [ 2008.06.03 21:54:56 ] Yendaj > U LIE U PIECE OF **** [ 2008.06.03 21:54:59 ] Garmon > NO U LIE [ 2008.06.03 21:55:03 ] Garmon > IM NOT LIAR [ 2008.06.03 21:55:03 ] Yendaj > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:06 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:08 ] Yendaj > GET OUT OF MY EVE [ 2008.06.03 21:55:12 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:16 ] Yendaj > U R FIRED [ 2008.06.03 21:55:22 ] Garmon > WHAT [ 2008.06.03 21:55:26 ] Garmon > FUK U!!!!!!!!!!111 [ 2008.06.03 21:55:26 ] k1ll3r69 > poor garmon he hasnt learned the sharp shooting skillz ....... only I know how to make it auto swallow via sharp shooting ;) [ 2008.06.03 21:55:28 ] Yendaj > I FIRE U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:31 ] Yendaj > NO FUK U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:42 ] Yendaj > INFINITY [ 2008.06.03 21:55:46 ] Garmon > k1ll3r69 FUK UI R T3H U834 1337 [ 2008.06.03 21:55:49 ] Garmon > NO I PWN U [ 2008.06.03 21:55:53 ] Garmon > INFINITY ^ INFINITY X 2 [ 2008.06.03 21:56:02 ] Yendaj > GARMON LIKES TEH P3N15 [ 2008.06.03 21:56:07 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:56:13 ] Yendaj > WELL [ 2008.06.03 21:56:15 ] Yendaj > SOMETIMES [ 2008.06.03 21:56:20 ] Garmon > HAHA [ 2008.06.03 21:56:34 ] Garmon > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 2008.06.03 21:56:43 ] Garmon > Yendaj LOSE WAR [ 2008.06.03 21:56:57 ] Yendaj > FUK U I CRY NOW [ 2008.06.03 21:57:04 ] Garmon > GOOD [ 2008.06.03 21:57:09 ] Yendaj > I HATE U [ 2008.06.03 21:57:15 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 21:57:24 ] Yendaj > PIECE OF **** [ 2008.06.03 21:57:26 ] Yendaj > DIE IN A FIRE [ 2008.06.03 21:57:31 ] lord mercury > how do you spell bare/bear as in holding a ton of bricks [ 2008.06.03 21:57:37 ] Garmon > THATS RL THRET!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 2008.06.03 21:57:48 ] Yendaj > PETITION THEN YOU **** [ 2008.06.03 21:57:51 ] Yendaj > NO DONT [ 2008.06.03 21:57:52 ] Garmon > OK [ 2008.06.03 21:57:55 ] Garmon > HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA [ 2008.06.03 21:57:56 ] Yendaj > I MIGHT KEEL MYSELF [ 2008.06.03 21:57:58 ] lord mercury > Hepl? [ 2008.06.03 21:58:07 ] Garmon > U R SPEEK ABOUT ***** TO 13 YR OLD BOI - THIS PETITIONIBLE [ 2008.06.03 21:58:11 ] Yendaj > you want to bare yourself to me chris? [ 2008.06.03 21:58:15 ] Garmon > U FILTHY *****!!!!! [ 2008.06.03 21:58:22 ] Yendaj > I AM ONLY 12 [ 2008.06.03 21:58:27 ] Yendaj > YOU TRIED TO FUK ME [ 2008.06.03 21:58:27 ] Garmon > LETS FUK [ 2008.06.03 21:58:27 ] k1ll3r69 > @@ [ 2008.06.03 21:58:33 ] Yendaj > THAT FEDERAL OFFENSE [ 2008.06.03 21:58:35 ] Garmon > YEA COS U SAID FUK ME
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MegaMarkets
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:55:00 -
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[ 2008.06.03 21:58:35 ] Garmon > YEA COS U SAID FUK ME [ 2008.06.03 21:58:38 ] Garmon > NO IT NOT [ 2008.06.03 21:58:38 ] lord mercury > hmm [ 2008.06.03 21:58:42 ] Garmon > U R FEDERAL OFFENSE [ 2008.06.03 21:58:44 ] k1ll3r69 > only fed in usa ;) [ 2008.06.03 21:58:46 ] Yendaj > CONSENSUAL DOESNT WORK [ 2008.06.03 21:58:50 ] Garmon > k1ll3r69 FUK U!! [ 2008.06.03 21:58:59 ] k1ll3r69 > NO FUK U ! [ 2008.06.03 21:59:00 ] Garmon > YES IT CONCSENSUAL [ 2008.06.03 21:59:03 ] Garmon > NO FUK U!!!!! [ 2008.06.03 21:59:06 ] Yendaj > chris explain the situation [ 2008.06.03 21:59:19 ] Garmon > k1ll3r69 FUK U OR I PEE ON UHA! [ 2008.06.03 21:59:21 ] Yendaj > tonne < spelled like that [ 2008.06.03 21:59:28 ] k1ll3r69 > Garmon said.. u just tripped and fell on it @@ [ 2008.06.03 21:59:32 ] Furb0 > lmao [ 2008.06.03 21:59:37 ] k1ll3r69 > pure accident [ 2008.06.03 21:59:39 ] Garmon > HAHA [ 2008.06.03 21:59:45 ] Yendaj > garmon is accident of nature [ 2008.06.03 21:59:50 ] k1ll3r69 > lol [ 2008.06.03 22:00:05 ] Garmon > NO U [ 2008.06.03 22:00:09 ] k1ll3r69 > no thats jeronica and his suicide bombing of stations [ 2008.06.03 22:00:17 ] Yendaj > i am jeronica now [ 2008.06.03 22:00:19 ] lord mercury > The elavator could not bare the load of the fat chick [ 2008.06.03 22:00:23 ] Garmon > I LIKE 16 YEAR OLD BOYS [ 2008.06.03 22:00:25 ] Yendaj > i undock and concord blows me up [ 2008.06.03 22:00:37 ] k1ll3r69 > Garmon > I LIKE 16 YEAR OLD BOYS [ 2008.06.03 22:00:39 ] k1ll3r69 > Garmon > I LIKE 16 YEAR OLD BOYS [ 2008.06.03 22:00:40 ] k1ll3r69 > Garmon > I LIKE 16 YEAR OLD BOYS [ 2008.06.03 22:00:42 ] Yendaj > The elevetor could not bear the weight of the fat chick [ 2008.06.03 22:00:46 ] Garmon > WOTS WRON WIT DAT [ 2008.06.03 22:00:46 ] Furb0 > oh boy ,,,,faggot [ 2008.06.03 22:00:48 ] Yendaj > elevator [ 2008.06.03 22:00:55 ] Garmon > WHAT MAKE U THINK IM GIRL? [ 2008.06.03 22:00:56 ] Garmon > I MEAN BOY [ 2008.06.03 22:00:59 ] Garmon > IM ACTUALLY GIRL [ 2008.06.03 22:01:04 ] Garmon > AND TASH IS MY GIRL FRIEND [ 2008.06.03 22:01:08 ] Yendaj > GARMON IS MY ******* LOVER [ 2008.06.03 22:01:11 ] k1ll3r69 > @@ [ 2008.06.03 22:01:11 ] Furb0 > hmmmmmmmmm No Comment lmao [ 2008.06.03 22:01:11 ] Garmon > YES [ 2008.06.03 22:01:15 ] Garmon > WE LIKE LICK EACHOTHER [ 2008.06.03 22:01:22 ] Yendaj > LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [ 2008.06.03 22:01:23 ] Garmon > BUT ME 13 [ 2008.06.03 22:01:26 ] Garmon > SHE PEDOPHIL [ 2008.06.03 22:01:29 ] k1ll3r69 > /emote hacks Yendajs pc and looks at garmons webcam.... OMG LIES !!! [ 2008.06.03 22:01:39 ] Yendaj > I AM DIRTY ***** ***** [ 2008.06.03 22:01:41 ] Garmon > YEA [ 2008.06.03 22:01:42 ] Yendaj > PHEAR ME [ 2008.06.03 22:01:44 ] Furb0 > @killer lmao welldone [ 2008.06.03 22:01:47 ] Garmon > BUT SHES MY DIRTY ***** ***** [ 2008.06.03 22:01:56 ] Yendaj > THIS ^ [ 2008.06.03 22:02:02 ] Garmon > YEA [ 2008.06.03 22:02:03 ] Garmon > HA! [ 2008.06.03 22:02:09 ] Garmon > IM JUST BORROWING HERE TO MIRROR [ 2008.06.03 22:02:13 ] The Tzar > i knew there was a good reason i kept this channel open! [ 2008.06.03 22:02:15 ] Yendaj > I GET NAKED ON PC AND SHOOT [ 2008.06.03 22:02:25 ] k1ll3r69 > /emote now knows what the pink bat was for.... he sees deeply engraved in the tip "for Garmon With Love" [ 2008.06.03 22:02:28 ] Garmon > I GET NAKED ON PC AND STUFF MILK IN MY VAGINA AND SPLURT IT OVER TASH [ 2008.06.03 22:02:40 ] Yendaj > (SHOOT = I PUT WATER IN BLOW UP ***** AND SQUEEZE) [ 2008.06.03 22:02:41 ] Garmon > YES [ 2008.06.03 22:02:49 ] Garmon > NICE KILLER [ 2008.06.03 22:03:02 ] Yendaj > I LOVE GARMON!! [ 2008.06.03 22:03:05 ] k1ll3r69 > milky gizz cup? @_@ [ 2008.06.03 22:03:08 ] Garmon > YES YOU DO [ 2008.06.03 22:03:12 ] Garmon > I PLEASURE YOU IN MANY WAYS [ 2008.06.03 22:03:13 ] Yendaj > NO U [ 2008.06.03 22:03:16 ] k1ll3r69 > eww.. u wan a cookie? XD [ 2008.06.03 22:03:20 ] Garmon > U [ 2008.06.03 22:03:20 ] Yendaj > I BLUSH NOW [ 2
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Jericho Adeselli
Cav Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.04 23:00:00 -
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Did anybodye else have a stroke after reading that chat log?
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.06.04 23:01:00 -
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god damn
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.05 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Flinx Evenstar
Omniscient Order Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.06.05 00:44:00 -
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He may make some good vids, but he is still a complete moron that deserved a ban
My 2 isk ___
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.05 00:46:00 -
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I move we up it to a permaban
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.05 01:20:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny I move we up it to a permaban
NO U ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Mugmoneus X
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.06.05 01:38:00 -
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Originally by: IKnow ThatYouLikeMe We once had a fleet consisting of 20 hacs/recons, and we saw his rupture in an Asteroid belt. He was smack talking us, we warped in our fleet and he killed us all in his rupture!
I'm glad ccp banned his exploiting ass
lol - goddam garmon bein l33t - should of died to your blob - how unfair
btw - when teh fck r ccp goin to make eve 15 advisory, so that swearin in local isnt a bannable offense?? - u need to b 18 to pay monthly or for the gtcs anyway - make eve a "15" - and quit this swearing nonsence imo
PS : if noone of this makes sense its cos i just finished 3rd year exams and im very drunk - lubs mugs
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D3MONOFDEATH
The Dark Carnival Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.05 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny I move we up it to a permaban
your just mad cause you cant kill a hac and a rup in another rup If your dog rides in your truck more then your wife you might be a Redneck! |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.05 01:46:00 -
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I can kill a Hulk with a Typhoon though
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.06.05 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Mugmoneus X
btw - when teh fck r ccp goin to make eve 15 advisory, so that swearin in local isnt a bannable offense?? - u need to b 18 to pay monthly or for the gtcs anyway - make eve a "15" - and quit this swearing nonsence imo
PS : if noone of this makes sense its cos i just finished 3rd year exams and im very drunk - lubs mugs
You know the problem is the swearing is mostly from 18 year olds that should know better. Maybe one day when they stop drinking so much and grow up a little they might understand that.
If you act like a child, then you get treated like one, so yes...EVE should be 18+ and kids like you should **** off
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.05 02:33:00 -
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Yeah see the thing is, however, that if you ever talk to Garmon in vent...or have half a brain, you actually realize that Garmon's act is just that, an act. He makes like he's a 13 year old smacktard who just got his character on Ebay, when really, he takes trolling to a new level of social engineering, because he can do it in-game.
Here's how it works 1) Target is alone: A) check if target is carebear -> yes? Kill with Fire -> No? Proceed to B B) Target is experienced -> Convince target you're utterly braindead -> Kill with fire because target let thier guard down
2) Target is a blob -> Split target up with crafty ninja tricks -> convince enemy blob you're utterly braindead -> Divide and conquer because enemy is too busy gloating on vent about how stupid you are. Also, Kill with fire.
Prime examples: Situation 1A Situation 1B :: example 1 Situation 1B :: example 2
Situation 2
Conclusion:
It's not fair, this guy comes into my corp, breaking every smacktalk rule in local, (being a real good guy in RL/vent, btw), rampaging solo in a T1 cruiser and utterly stomping whatever he finds. Smacktard? Probaly. Swearing in local constituting a ban...maybe. Fierce warrior fighting in the name of "honorable peeps"? Definately.
So here's a salute to Garmon, because he does it for the lulz.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.06.05 03:01:00 -
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just add in a filter so if people want to protect their virgin eyes they can keep that on
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Naru Narussegawa
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.06.05 05:39:00 -
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hahah Mega Markets causing trouble again :D
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sliver 0xD
exiles. The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2008.06.05 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: sliver 0xD on 05/06/2008 07:16:41 find it disapointing that ccp bans players for this kinda thing. i mean its a war out there. players are killing eachother for fun. i think if you live in a world where you kill and grief on a daly basis you can not expect the players to behave properly.
yes you can kill him and no you cant call him a piece of ****.
anyway who is that xxxxxxx guy to blame god? shouldnt he get banned for blasphemus? iam a pritty far religions nut u know. i find that offending :)
anyway its not a hole conversation. if u ask me, 2 fight 2 to blame --- Somebody needs a hug! |
Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.06.05 07:24:00 -
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Anyone actually thinking that Garmon's way of uhm... communicating is real then I can just laugh at you.
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Mugmoneus X
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.06.05 08:51:00 -
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Edited by: Mugmoneus X on 05/06/2008 08:51:14
Originally by: Lady Karma EVE should be 18+ and kids like you should **** off
truth
and btw - why would you ever want to grow up?? did you fall for their trick ? if so - unfortunate for you
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Euriti
Caritas.
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Posted - 2008.06.05 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: MirrorGod Yeah see the thing is, however, that if you ever talk to Garmon in vent...or have half a brain, you actually realize that Garmon's act is just that, an act. He makes like he's a 13 year old smacktard who just got his character on Ebay, when really, he takes trolling to a new level of social engineering, because he can do it in-game.
Here's how it works 1) Target is alone: A) check if target is carebear -> yes? Kill with Fire -> No? Proceed to B B) Target is experienced -> Convince target you're utterly braindead -> Kill with fire because target let thier guard down
2) Target is a blob -> Split target up with crafty ninja tricks -> convince enemy blob you're utterly braindead -> Divide and conquer because enemy is too busy gloating on vent about how stupid you are. Also, Kill with fire.
Prime examples: Situation 1A Situation 1B :: example 1 Situation 1B :: example 2
Situation 2
Conclusion:
It's not fair, this guy comes into my corp, breaking every smacktalk rule in local, (being a real good guy in RL/vent, btw), rampaging solo in a T1 cruiser and utterly stomping whatever he finds. Smacktard? Probaly. Swearing in local constituting a ban...maybe. Fierce warrior fighting in the name of "honorable peeps"? Definately.
So here's a salute to Garmon, because he does it for the lulz.
I have been studying "The garmon" for the last week and I can confirm this. It's all a big act.
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Fifth Horseman
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Posted - 2008.06.05 09:29:00 -
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And the statistic never released by an Eve Video Monkey is....
Gigabytes of video Discarded to make this 50mb video: 700gb
--- Did I upset the wrong alliance with this post? Please don't ban me when it's your shift to control the Mitnal account.
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MegaMarkets
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.05 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: MegaMarkets on 05/06/2008 11:31:33
Originally by: Naru Narussegawa hahah Mega Markets causing trouble again :D
Hey naru!
I haven't forgotten about you, how are you?
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.05 12:11:00 -
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I find it interesting to see Garmon's Bellicose of pwn post on their killboard, given that I've been having some belli ideas myself lately... think I'll try some of that out after I carebear up some more isk. (I'm a terrible pirate )
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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MegaMarkets
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.05 12:15:00 -
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Belli is more of a lol ship rather than a realistic one, only hacs it can possibly kill is a deimos eagle and zealot (unless they are absolutely completely, utterly ******* ********)
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.05 12:22:00 -
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/me would never engage a T2 cruiser with the bellicose.
I haven't had good enough luck with the ECM drones, and even with T2 guns and such, the belli's DPS is garbage. Still though... I have this urge to get at least one kill each with the Probe, Breacher, Scythe and Bellicose.
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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