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Jawas
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:55:00 -
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, a couple of cloves of garlic a day will keep everyone away.
Got any more?
-- Sig design in training: Remaining time 30 years 20 days, 4 hours, 10 mins, 15 seconds. |
Jawas
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:55:00 -
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, a couple of cloves of garlic a day will keep everyone away.
Got any more?
-- Sig design in training: Remaining time 30 years 20 days, 4 hours, 10 mins, 15 seconds. |
DasDizzy
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:56:00 -
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Live in your world, get pwned in mine. In federate gallente, armor tanks YOU |
DasDizzy
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.06.15 02:56:00 -
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Live in your world, get pwned in mine. In federate gallente, armor tanks YOU |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.06.15 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Jawas An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, a couple of cloves of garlic a day will keep everyone away.
Why, you live in vampire-land?
And the whole "apple keeps doctor away" thing doesn't make any sense anyway. Why would an apple keep a doctor a way? Is he afraid of apples? What have apples ever done to him?
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.06.15 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Jawas An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, a couple of cloves of garlic a day will keep everyone away.
Why, you live in vampire-land?
And the whole "apple keeps doctor away" thing doesn't make any sense anyway. Why would an apple keep a doctor a way? Is he afraid of apples? What have apples ever done to him?
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Arvald
Lazzy Boy Industries Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2008.06.15 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Tamia Clant
Originally by: Jawas An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, a couple of cloves of garlic a day will keep everyone away.
Why, you live in vampire-land?
And the whole "apple keeps doctor away" thing doesn't make any sense anyway. Why would an apple keep a doctor a way? Is he afraid of apples? What have apples ever done to him?
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to be taken seriously in any way at all.
hey man that apple had a knife
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat(or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)
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Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 07:26:00 -
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Is the Pope a Catholic? (Do bears **** in the woods?)
--------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
goodby4u
Logistic Technologies Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.06.15 08:10:00 -
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"Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
"The first casualty of war is truth."
"If a man did his best, what hell else is there?"
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Kyrall
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.06.15 08:38:00 -
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Well, seeing as this has just turned into an amusing quotes thread, my favourite is this:
Statistically, there are two popes per square kilometre in the Vatican city. - Originally by: Kyrall Pfft antivirus? Real men use a hard drive tank.
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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.06.15 08:52:00 -
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If a tree fell and nobody heard it, did it make a sound?
And my favourite version
If a man makes a decision and there are no women around, is he still wrong?
One my GF's chiming in
If the shoe fits, buy two pairs in every colour.
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annoing
MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.15 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u "Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
"The first casualty of war is truth."
"If a man did his best, what hell else is there?"
Someone played COD4 single player and remembered the quotes didnt you Dwi Cymraig
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero If a tree fell and nobody heard it, did it make a sound?
And my favourite version
If a man makes a decision and there are no women around, is he still wrong?
One my GF's chiming in
If the shoe fits, buy two pairs in every colour.
If a tree falls on a mime in a forest and no-one is around to see it, does anyone care? ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:58:00 -
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Edited by: Siberys on 15/06/2008 17:57:59 What happens in vegas stays in vegas, with the possible exception of international terrorism (Thats what rainbow 6 vegas does to you ) Edit: Typo
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:00:00 -
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Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword obviously never met automatic weapons or radar-guided missiles.
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Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:46:00 -
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Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way your a mile away and you've got their shoes.
Originally by: Jay Leno The President stopped in California for a speech with the Governor on Saturday. Only in California can you get a Governor who speaks German, a President who can barely speak English, to speak to a crowd who only understands Spanish.
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Ociris Vesisso
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:00:00 -
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The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten first.
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Arvald
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way your a mile away and you've got their shoes.
Originally by: Jay Leno The President stopped in California for a speech with the Governor on Saturday. Only in California can you get a Governor who speaks German, a President who can barely speak English, to speak to a crowd who only understands Spanish.
me like
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat(or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:57:00 -
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Originally by: Tamia Clant
And the whole "apple keeps doctor away" thing doesn't make any sense anyway. Why would an apple keep a doctor a way? Is he afraid of apples? What have apples ever done to him?
Well apples are traditionally given to teachers and are associated with intelligence. Maybe the doctor is intimidated by your superior intellect? _______________
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Kyrall
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Ociris Vesisso The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten first.
I think it's normally: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Or peanut in this case... - Originally by: Kyrall Pfft antivirus? Real men use a hard drive tank.
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Rawrior
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ociris Vesisso The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten first.
Early bird gets the worm, but the late mouse gets the cheese
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Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Rawrior
Originally by: Ociris Vesisso The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten first.
Early bird gets the worm, but the late mouse gets the cheese
*LATE MOUSE* --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
Cleopatera
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Havok Dryke
If a tree falls on a mime in a forest and no-one is around to see it, does anyone care?
Speaking of Mimes
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2008.06.16 12:16:00 -
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If anyone ever asks you "What is the sound of one hand clapping?", slap them in the face and tell them there's their answer -------------
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
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Posted - 2008.06.16 12:18:00 -
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''Statistically, there are two popes per square kilometre in the Vatican city.''
i lol'd
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Arvald
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 16/06/2008 16:17:27
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)[/q |
Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:27:00 -
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"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
-------------------------------------------------- "Of course," said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, "there's no paradox if I shoot you!"
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus
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Posted - 2008.06.17 04:19:00 -
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Edited by: Atomos Darksun on 17/06/2008 04:19:33 Nothing travels faster than light; with the possible exception of bad news.
There is a problem with going faster than light. You can't. So you raise the speed of light.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.17 04:22:00 -
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Good judgement is based off of experiences derived from bad judgement
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2008.06.17 17:37:00 -
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Not exactly a quote, but:
Statistically, most people (more than 95%) have an above-average number of legs; the same applies to arms, eyes and even lungs. (Think about it!)
Which just goes to show that statistics don't tell the whole story.
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